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In the boundless realm of pixelated wonder, where plumbers morph into heroes and mushrooms become stepping stones to greatness, there exists a universe that transcends the mundane and embraces the fantastical. Enter the domain of the enigmatic plumber extraordinaire, the mustachioed marvel, the legendary Italian stallion of gaming lore – none other than the iconic maestro of the Mushroom Kingdom himself, Mario! As we venture into the warp pipes of humor and traverse the warp zones of wit, prepare to be propelled into a whirlwind of laughter and amusement, where every joke is a power-up and every punchline a coin to collect. So, grab your controllers and tighten those red caps, because we’re about to embark on a comedic odyssey through the whimsical world of Mario!

“20 Punchlines for the Plumber: Mario Merriment Unleashed!”

81. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? Because she kept telling him to “get a life!”
82. What do you call it when Mario’s brother loses his temper? A Luigi meltdown!
83. Why did Mario go to therapy? Because he had too many issues with his Bowser!
84. How does Mario communicate underwater? He uses shell-phones!
85. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop! He’s always jumping!
86. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the castle? Because he heard the princess was in another tower!
87. What’s Mario’s favorite kind of pants? Denim, denim, denim… dungarees!
88. Why did Mario become an electrician? Because he loves to jumpstart things!
89. Why was Mario so good at baseball? Because he knew how to hit a Bowser!
90. What did Mario say to his therapist? “It’s-a me, Mario, and I have-a problems.”
91. Why did Mario become a plumber? Because he wanted to go down in history!
92. What’s Mario’s favorite type of exercise? Jumping jacks!
93. Why did Mario break up with his pet turtle? Because it was shellfish!
94. Why did Mario go to school? To get a little “mushroom” for his brain!
95. What does Mario use to keep his hair in place? Super gel-io!
96. Why did Mario go to space? To find a whole new world of coins!
97. What’s Mario’s favorite dessert? Princess Peach cobbler!
98. Why did Mario bring a hammer to the party? In case he needed to fix some pipes!
99. What does Mario do when he’s not saving the princess? He plays “Mario Kart”!
100. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make Bowser soufflés!

1. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She kept getting kidnapped, and he needed someone more grounded.
2. What does Mario use to keep his pants up? A spaghetti belt!
3. Why did Luigi go to therapy? He had too many “mushroom” issues.
4. How does Mario communicate underwater? He uses a Wii-shell phone!
5. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Jump-up and Warp!
6. Why did Toad go to the party? He heard it was a “fungi.”
7. What did Bowser say to Mario during their tennis match? “You’ve got no game, plumber!”
8. Why did Mario become a chef? He wanted to make a pizza with extra life.
9. What did Yoshi say to Mario after a race? “Egg-celent job, but I’m still faster!”
10. Why did the Goomba go to school? To get ahead in life!
11. How does Mario stay fit? He does the Super Mushroom workout!
12. What did Princess Peach say to Mario when he proposed? “It’s-a me, married!”
13. Why did the Koopa Troopa go to therapy? He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
14. What’s Mario’s favorite type of investment? Coin flipping!
15. Why did Wario start a gardening business? He wanted to grow his own “Wah-luigi.”
16. How does Mario relax? He takes a break with a 1-UP of tea.
17. Why did Bowser start a band? He wanted to play heavy Koopa!
18. What’s Princess Peach’s favorite fruit? Mario-nettes!
19. Why did Luigi start a plumbing school? He wanted to give others a chance to find their pipe-dreams.
20. What did the shy guy say when he finally spoke up? “I’m not just a face in the crowd!”

1. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? Because she kept saying, “It’s not you, it’s-a me, Mario!”
2. What does Mario use to keep his pants up? A Luigi!
3. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make the best mushroom risotto!
4. How does Mario communicate in the digital age? He sends Peach a Mario Kart!
5. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many issues with his brother, Luigi!
6. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Mushroom Rock!
7. Why does Mario always carry a pen and paper? In case he needs to draw his own conclusions!
8. How does Mario stay fit? He does the Super Mario workout – jumping and running for coins!
9. Why did Mario start a gardening business? Because he’s a fungi to be around!
10. What did Bowser say to Mario during the tennis match? “You can’t ACE-scape me!”
11. Why did Mario apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make sure every level had enough dough!
12. How does Mario organize a party? He sends out Invinci-tations!
13. What’s Mario’s favorite exercise at the gym? Jumping to conclusions!
14. Why did Mario become an actor? He wanted to be a “Super Star” on and off the screen!
15. What does Mario say when he answers the phone? “It’s-a me, hello!”
16. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many issues with his brother, Luigi!
17. What’s Mario’s favorite movie? The Shroom Matrix!
18. How does Mario like his coffee? With a little splash of 1-Up!
19. Why did Mario start a plumbing school? He wanted to teach pipes some respect!
20. What’s Mario’s favorite type of party? A Mario Kart-y!

“Another 20 Jokes About the Plumber Extraordinaire: Mario’s Mirthful Moments!”

1. Why did Mario start a band? Because he wanted to play his favorite genre – Mushroom Rock!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite dance move? The Goomba Shuffle!
3. Why did Mario become a detective? He heard there was a case of “missing coins”!
4. How does Mario keep his kitchen clean? He uses a Yoshi to eat all the crumbs!
5. What’s Mario’s favorite subject in school? Jumping to conclusions 101!
6. Why did Mario become a gardener? He has a green thumb, thanks to all those pipes!
7. What does Mario say when he’s angry? “You’ve really pushed my buttons, like a Nintendo controller!”
8. How does Mario answer the phone? “It’s-a me, who’s calling?”
9. Why did Mario join a comedy club? Because he wanted to “level up” his sense of humor!
10. What’s Mario’s favorite social media platform? Instagram, for all the mushroom pics!
11. Why did Mario become a referee? He wanted to make sure every game was “a fair game, a fun game!”
12. How does Mario stay calm under pressure? He takes deep breaths and shouts, “It’s-a gonna be okay!”
13. Why did Mario become a magician? He wanted to pull a Luigi out of a hat!
14. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pasta? Power-Up Penne!
15. Why did Mario start a tech company? Because he’s great at finding shortcuts!
16. How does Mario measure success? In coins and 1-Ups!
17. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make Bowser’s favorite dish – “Fire Flower Flambe”!
18. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pet? A Bullet Bill terrier!
19. Why did Mario go to space? He wanted to see if the moon was made of cheese!
20. How does Mario stay fit? He does the “Mushroom Stomp” workout!

1. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the Mushroom Kingdom? To reach new heights in the plumbing business!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Jump and blues!
3. How does Mario communicate in the digital age? He sends texts with his Luigi board!
4. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She couldn’t stop throwing parties!
5. What did Mario say to the Goomba who asked for a dance? “Sorry, I’ve got two left feet!”
6. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make pasta power-ups!
7. What’s Mario’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
8. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many “pipe” dreams!
9. How does Mario stay fit? He runs on a treadmill powered by Yoshi!
10. What’s Mario’s favorite type of math? Mushroom-atics!
11. Why did Mario start a band? He wanted to play the warp pipe-organ!
12. What did Princess Peach say to Mario when he proposed? “It’s-a me, wed-mario!”
13. Why did Mario go to art school? To learn how to draw the perfect 1-Up mushroom!
14. How does Mario like his coffee? With a little extra “mushroom” flavor!
15. Why did Mario start gardening? He wanted to grow 1-Up mushrooms at home!
16. What did Mario say to Luigi when he was feeling down? “Cheer up, bro, life is a game!”
17. Why did Mario become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of the missing coins!
18. What did Mario say to Bowser when he complained about losing? “It’s not about winning, it’s about a-mushroom-ing!”
19. Why did Mario go to space? He heard there was no shortage of “star” power!
20. What’s Mario’s favorite romantic movie? “The Princess and the Plumber!”

61. Why did Mario bring a dictionary to the race? In case he needed to look up some “Koopa-nitions”!
62. What did Bowser say when he lost to Mario in tennis? “I demand a rematch on my turf, the lava court!”
63. Why did Princess Peach take up knitting? To make sure her kingdom was always “seamlessly” clothed!
64. What did Luigi say when he found a hidden block? “I’ve struck gold, Mario! Well, gold coins anyway.”
65. Why did Mario go to the comedy club? To brush up on his “punch-line” skills!
66. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of flower? The fire rose!
67. Why did Toad go to the music store? To buy more CDs for his “toad-ally” awesome collection!
68. What did Yoshi say when asked about his favorite TV show? “Eggcellent Adventures!”
69. Why did Princess Peach go to the zoo? To visit her royal subjects: the pink Yoshis!
70. What did Mario say when he found a 1-Up mushroom? “Looks like I’ve got an extra life on “mushroom” for error!”
71. Why did Luigi bring a telescope to the party? In case he wanted to see “star”-tling sights!
72. What’s Bowser’s favorite game at the arcade? Fireball Frenzy!
73. Why did Princess Peach start a book club? Because she wanted to discuss “toad-ally” great literature!
74. What did Mario say when he couldn’t find his hat? “It’s-a me, hat-less Mario!”
75. Why did Luigi bring a backpack to the race? In case he needed to pack extra “mushroom” snacks!
76. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of shoe? The fire boots!
77. Why did Princess Peach go to the gym? To practice her “jump”-start moves!
78. What did Mario say to Yoshi when they went fishing? “Looks like we’re on a reel Yoshi adventure!”
79. Why did Luigi bring a map to the party? In case he got lost in the warp pipe of conversation!
80. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of fruit? The firemelon!

“Another 20 Ways to Crack Up with Super Mario: Quirks, Giggles, and Plumby Punchlines!”

41. Why did Mario become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow-a garden!
42. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of sandwich? A toasted Koopa Club!
43. Why did Princess Peach go to the art gallery? To find her portrait in every castle!
44. What did Luigi say when he found a secret passage? “That-a took some pipe-ing hot skills!”
45. Why did Mario and Luigi start a band? Because they were tired of playing second fiddle!
46. What’s Bowser’s favorite TV show? Game of Shrooms!
47. Why did Toad go to the beach? To soak up some sun and get a golden tan-growth!
48. What did Mario say when he found Yoshi’s eggs? “Looks like Yoshi’s egg-specting!”
49. Why was Princess Peach good at bowling? Because she always scored a royal strike!
50. What did Luigi say to Mario after defeating Bowser? “That was a real “shell”-shocker!”
51. Why did Mario bring a deck of cards to the race? In case he needed to “deal” with the competition!
52. What’s Bowser’s favorite musical instrument? The fire trumpet!
53. Why did Princess Peach bring a pen to the party? To autograph all her royal fans’ memorabilia!
54. What did Mario say to Yoshi when he couldn’t find his cap? “Yoshi, have you seen my hat-ched a plan?”
55. Why did Luigi go to the haunted mansion? Because he heard there were “boos”!
56. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of dance? The fire waltz!
57. Why did Princess Peach go to the bakery? To order a “mushroom-ous” cake!
58. What did Mario say when he lost his kart race? “Guess I wasn’t fast enough to “mushroom” the competition!”
59. Why did Luigi bring a flashlight to the race? In case he needed to “shine” in the dark!
60. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of joke? A “fire”-work of humor!

1. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make the best mushroom stew in the kingdom!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of clothing? Denim-denim-denim! (Say it out loud!)
3. How does Mario communicate underwater? He sends a plumber’s “pipe-mail”!
4. Why did Princess Peach break up with Mario? She found out he was a “fun-guy” on the side!
5. What’s Mario’s favorite dance move? The Super Mario Shuffle!
6. Why did Mario start a band? Because he had a great sense of “mushroom” for music!
7. How does Mario stay fit? He does the “1-Up” workout every day!
8. What’s Mario’s favorite type of math? Mushroom-atics!
9. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What’s Mario’s favorite romantic movie? “The Princess and the Plumber”!
11. Why did Mario apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to be a “super-roll” model!
12. How does Mario like his coffee? With a little splash of “toadstool” creamer!
13. Why did Mario start a gardening club? He wanted to grow the best “fire flowers” in town!
14. What’s Mario’s favorite subject in school? Jump-ometry!
15. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many “issues” with Bowser!
16. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? “Plumb-step”!
17. Why did Mario become a detective? He was good at finding hidden blocks!
18. What’s Mario’s favorite sport? Mushroom hunting – it’s a real “fungi” game!
19. Why did Mario start a shoe store? He wanted to help people find the perfect “sole-mate”!
20. How does Mario stay calm under pressure? He practices “zen” jumps!

1. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the Mushroom Kingdom? Because he wanted to go to new heights!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Mushroom Rock!
3. How does Mario communicate with fish? He uses a Wii-fish!
4. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make pasta power-ups!
5. What do you call a group of musical mushrooms? The Mario-nettes!
6. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many pipe dreams!
7. What does Mario use to keep his pants up? A Nintendo Belt!
8. How does Mario stay in shape? He does a lot of Mario-kart-wheels!
9. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She couldn’t stop getting kidnapped!
10. What’s Mario’s favorite type of plant? Fire Flowers because they’re blooming hot!
11. What does Mario use to fix his plumbing? A Mario-Wrench!
12. Why did Mario start a band with Goombas? They had great foot-tapping rhythm!
13. How does Mario like his coffee? With a little splash of 1-Up cream!
14. What’s Mario’s favorite exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
15. Why did Luigi go to therapy with Mario? He needed to address his “green” issues!
16. What’s Mario’s favorite subject in school? Jump-ometry!
17. Why did Toad go to the doctor? He had a case of mushroom-itis!
18. What do you call Mario when he takes a break? It’s-a-me Time!
19. Why did Bowser go to therapy? He had a bad case of shell shock!
20. What’s Mario’s favorite type of bread? Porta-belloaf!

“20 Unexpectedly Plumb-tastic Jokes about Another Bro from the Mushroom Kingdom”

1. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She kept accusing him of having a “one-up” mushroom addiction.
2. What’s Mario’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a Goomba? Because you make my heart stomp.”
3. How does Mario relax after a long day? He takes a hot bath with a Fire Flower.
4. Why did Luigi start a plumbing business? He heard the real money was in “pipe dreams.”
5. What’s Bowser’s favorite type of music? Koopa- Cabana.
6. Why does Yoshi never get invited to Mario’s poker nights? He always eats the green mushrooms.
7. How does Mario stay fit? He does the Super Mario workout – jumping on Goombas and running from Bullet Bills.
8. Why did Mario become a chef? He wanted to learn the secret to making a spicy meatball.
9. What’s Mario’s favorite type of party? A mushroom party – things always get a little wild!
10. Why did Toad go to therapy? He had too many issues with being constantly squished by Mario.
11. What’s Luigi’s favorite Italian dish? Scream of Mushroom Soup.
12. What’s Mario’s least favorite type of music? Anything with too many Koopa shells – he can’t handle the heavy metal.
13. Why did Princess Peach start a gardening club? She wanted to grow her own “fire flowers.”
14. How does Mario stay fashionable? He always wears red because it’s a power color – just like his mushrooms.
15. What does Bowser use to style his hair? Koopa gel.
16. Why did Mario and Luigi start a band? They heard it was the quickest way to make coins!
17. Why did the Koopa Troopa go to therapy? He had trouble coming out of his shell.
18. What’s Princess Peach’s favorite exercise? The Toadstool Twist.
19. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many “Pipe Dreams” about Princess Peach.
20. What’s Bowser’s favorite dance move? The Koopa Shuffle – it’s a real shell shocker.

1. Why did Mario become a chef? Because he wanted to make the best mushroom stew-per!
2. What does Mario use to keep his pants up? A Wii-mote belt!
3. Why did Princess Peach break up with Mario? She found out he was a real fun-gi!
4. How does Mario communicate with fish? Through his Wii-fin!
5. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Jump-up and plum-bass!
6. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many “Bowser” issues!
7. What does Mario say when he answers the phone? “It’s-a me, a-caller!”
8. Why did Mario become an artist? Because he wanted to draw his own castle plans!
9. How does Mario stay fit? He does a lot of “mushroom” training!
10. What did Mario say to Luigi when he was feeling down? “Don’t worry, bro, you’re not a-goomba through this alone!”
11. Why did Mario start a plumbing business? He heard it was a pipe dream job!
12. What did Mario say to Bowser during their golf game? “Nice try, but I always have a-one-up on the green!”
13. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
14. How does Mario like his coffee? With a little-a sugar and-a lot of power-ups!
15. What did Mario say when he found a hidden coin stash? “Looks like I’m-a making cents now!”
16. Why did Mario start a gardening club? He wanted to grow his own super-sized mushrooms!
17. How does Mario organize his closet? He arranges everything in levels!
18. What did Mario say when he won the lottery? “It’s-a me, a millionaire!”
19. Why did Mario go to therapy? He needed to work through his princess issues!
20. What’s Mario’s favorite type of exercise? Jumping jacks!

21. Why did Mario and Luigi bring a camera to the party? To capture all the Koopa-ture-perfect moments!
22. What’s Bowser’s favorite dessert? Peach cobbler!
23. Why was Princess Peach always calm during emergencies? Because she had a “toad”-ally chill demeanor!
24. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pasta? Ravi-ol-li!
25. Why did Mario bring a ladder to the race? Because he heard the competition was going to be “sky-high”!
26. What did Mario say when he got a flat tire? “Mamma mia, that’s-a flat!”
27. Why did Yoshi cross the road? To eat the goomba on the other side!
28. What’s Bowser’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line (or the punch-bowl)!
29. Why did Princess Peach always carry an umbrella? In case of Koopa Troopa showers!
30. What’s Mario’s favorite type of sushi? Lakitu rolls!
31. Why did Luigi join a band? Because he heard they needed a “toad”-ly awesome drummer!
32. What’s Bowser’s favorite sport? Fireball-quetball!
33. Why did Mario and Luigi open a plumbing business? Because they heard the competition was going down the drain!
34. What do you call a goomba with wings? A goombird!
35. Why did Princess Peach go to the gym? To work on her peachy physique!
36. What did Mario say to the Koopa Troopa at the costume party? “Nice shell-ection of attire!”
37. Why did Bowser go to anger management class? Because he had a “fire”-y temper!
38. What’s Yoshi’s favorite type of movie? Anything with eggs-citing action scenes!
39. Why did Mario bring a hammer to the race? In case he needed to “nail” the competition!
40. Why did Luigi become a chef? Because he wanted to make pasta-bilities endless!

“Another 20 Punny Plumber Pranks: Mario’s Mischievous Merriments!”

1. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? She couldn’t stop mushrooming around!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because he always jumps on the beats!
3. How does Mario communicate in the digital age? He sends text-a-luigi messages!
4. Why did the Goomba go to therapy? It had too many issues getting stepped on!
5. What did Mario say to Luigi when he couldn’t find his hat? “It’s-a-me, misplacing my cap again!”
6. Why does Mario always carry a mushroom? For that extra growth spurt!
7. How does Mario stay fit? He does the Super Mario workout – lots of jumping!
8. What’s Bowser’s favorite subject in school? Fire-ematics!
9. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many pipe dreams!
10. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pasta? Porta-bellini!
11. Why did Toad sit next to the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
12. What did Mario say when he found out he aced the plumbing exam? “Pipe-tastic!”
13. Why did Yoshi cross the road? To eat the Goomba on the other side!
14. What’s Mario’s favorite type of coffee? It’s-a-espresso!
15. Why did the Koopa Troopa start a band? It wanted to shell-ebrate!
16. What do you call a lazy Mario? A procrastin-plumber!
17. Why does Mario always carry a dictionary? To understand Bowser’s “koopa-lation” plan!
18. What’s Princess Peach’s favorite type of sandwich? Mushroom and jelly!
19. Why did Mario become a gardener? He has a green thumb – literally!
20. What’s Mario’s favorite type of sushi? Lakitu-rolls!

1. Why did Mario break up with Princess Peach? Because she was always in another castle!
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pants? Denim denim denim (the Mario theme).
3. Why did Luigi and Yoshi go to therapy? They had too many emotional issues to stomp on.
4. What does Bowser wash his hands with? Anti-Koopa-tial soap!
5. Why was Toad invited to every party? Because he’s a fun-gi!
6. What did Mario use to talk to seafood? His shell phone!
7. Why did Mario bring a gun to the race? Because he wanted to shoot for the stars!
8. What’s Bowser’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal!
9. Why did Princess Peach go to the dentist? To get a crown.
10. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music? Jump rock!
11. Why did Mario and Luigi bring plungers to the party? In case they needed to unblock some pipes!
12. What do you call a mushroom who’s the life of the party? A fungi to be around!
13. Why did Mario wear overalls? Because he couldn’t find any under-alls!
14. Why was Princess Peach in the hospital? She had a mushroom tumor.
15. What does Yoshi use to navigate through traffic? A Mario Kart!
16. Why did Mario go to therapy? He had too many warp zone traumas.
17. Why did Luigi always carry a map? Because he couldn’t find his own way out of a paper bag!
18. Why did Toad go to school? To improve his “cap”-abilities!
19. What’s Bowser’s favorite subject in school? History, because he loves to rewrite it!
20. Why did Mario wear red overalls? Because all the green ones were in another castle!

“Game Over: Mario Jokes That Power Up Your Funny Bone!”

So, whether you’re a seasoned plumber or a rookie coin collector, remember: life’s just a game of jumping over barrels and dodging fireballs. With Mario jokes, the fun never ends. Don’t be a Bowser, stay tuned for more Mushroom Kingdom madness on our site. It’s-a Mario mania, and you won’t want to miss a single punchline!

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