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1. Why did the mantis go to school? To learn how to “pray” properly!
2. What do you call a mantis with a great sense of humor? A “praying punster”!
3. Why was the mantis invited to every party? Because it’s always “insect”-vited!
4. What’s a mantis’s favorite dance move? The “praying mantis shuffle”!
5. How does a mantis keep its hair in place? With “antennae” spray!
6. Why don’t mantises ever get lost? Because they always know their “locust”-ation!
7. What do you call a group of mantises singing together? A “praying choir”!
8. Why did the mantis break up with its girlfriend? She was always “bugging” it!
9. What did the mantis say to its therapist? “I feel like I’m always stuck in a ‘prey’-dicament!”
10. Why did the mantis refuse to fight? It didn’t want to be a “praying menace”!
11. What’s a mantis’s favorite movie genre? “Thriller” because it’s full of suspenseful “prey” chases!
12. How does a mantis solve problems? It “bugs” them until they go away!
13. Why did the mantis start a band? It wanted to be a “praying mantis-ter of music”!
14. What did one mantis say to the other during a race? “You better ‘hop’ to it, or I’ll ‘leaf’ you behind!”
15. Why did the mantis go to the doctor? It was feeling “ant”-sy!
16. What’s a mantis’s favorite subject in school? “Biology,” because it’s all about “insect”-ting knowledge!
17. Why did the mantis sit in front of the computer all day? It was trying to catch the “mouse” pointer!
18. What did the mantis say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, things will ‘leaf’ you feeling better soon!”
19. Why was the mantis so good at baseball? It had a killer “strike”!
20. What do you get when you cross a mantis with a comedian? A “praying stand-up”!

1. Why did the mantis refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
2. How does a mantis send secret messages? Using its “bug”-crypted language!
3. Why was the mantis kicked out of the garden party? It was caught “praying” on the buffet!
4. What do you call a clumsy mantis? A “tumblebug”!
5. Why did the mantis turn down the job offer? It didn’t want to be stuck in a “predicamantis”!
6. What’s a mantis’s favorite game? “Hide and sneak”!
7. Why don’t mantises ever get lost? Because they have great “insect”tincts!
8. How does a mantis get around town? By “bug”-gyback riding!
9. Why did the mantis sit on the computer? It wanted to browse the web for “ant”-ertainment!
10. What did the mantis say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be ‘hoppy’!”
11. Why did the mantis bring a ladder to the party? It heard the food was “top-shelf”!
12. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of music? Hip-“hop”!
13. Why did the mantis go to the doctor? It had a “bug” bite!
14. How does a mantis stay fit? With “bug”-aerobics!
15. What did the mantis do when it won the lottery? It went on a “praying spree”!
16. Why was the mantis late for work? It got caught in a “sticky” situation!
17. What’s a mantis’s favorite sport? “Cricket” because it’s full of “bugs”!
18. Why did the mantis bring a suitcase to the picnic? It heard there would be “ant”-ertainment!
19. What did one mantis say to the other during a race? “I bet you can’t ‘leaf’ me behind!”
20. Why don’t mantises make good chefs? They always “bug” out under pressure!

1. Why did the mantis refuse to tell secrets? Because it didn’t want to be caught in a “praying mantis-ation”!
2. What’s a mantis’s favorite subject in school? “Advanced camouflage”!
3. Why did the mantis get promoted at work? Because it had a “bug”-brain for problem-solving!
4. How does a mantis solve math problems? With “praying” logic!
5. Why did the mantis start a detective agency? It had a knack for “bug”-vestigations!
6. What’s a mantis’s favorite hobby? “Mantiscript writing”!
7. Why was the mantis always the leader of the insect community? Because it had great “praying” skills!
8. How does a mantis organize its schedule? With a “praying planner”!
9. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of art? “Insect-pressionism”!
10. Why did the mantis become a lawyer? It was excellent at “praying” its case!
11. What’s a mantis’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Praying Millionaire?”
12. Why did the mantis join the chess club? It loved thinking several “ant” moves ahead!
13. What’s a mantis’s favorite book genre? “Thrillers” because they’re full of suspenseful “prey” situations!
14. Why was the mantis always calm under pressure? Because it knew how to “meditate” like a pro!
15. How does a mantis navigate through traffic? With its “bug”-nificent reflexes!
16. Why did the mantis win the spelling bee? It had a “praying” mantis-take-free approach to words!
17. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of puzzle? “Mantis-grams”!
18. Why did the mantis become a scientist? It loved experimenting with “praying” hypotheses!
19. How does a mantis keep its garden organized? With meticulous “prey”-planning!
20. Why did the mantis start its own business? It knew how to “prey” on opportunities!

1. Why was the mantis always invited to parties? Because it was a “praying” mantis!
2. What’s a mantis’s favorite game? Hide and “seek”!
3. How does a mantis call a taxi? It “hails” it down!
4. Why did the mantis break up with its girlfriend? She was too “clingy”!
5. What’s a mantis’s favorite TV show? “Game of Thrones” because it’s full of “bugs”!
6. Why did the mantis become a musician? It loved playing “ant”-struments!
7. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of movie? “Sci-fi” because it’s full of “buggy” aliens!
8. How does a mantis answer the phone? With a “preying” mantis-pickup!
9. Why was the mantis bad at poker? It always gave away its “tells”!
10. What’s a mantis’s favorite social media platform? “Instagram” because it loves sharing its “buggy” photos!
11. Why did the mantis go to school? To learn about “advanced camouflage”!
12. What’s a mantis’s favorite holiday? “Halloween” because it can blend in with the decorations!
13. How does a mantis read a book? “Cover” to “cover”!
14. Why was the mantis always the center of attention? Because it was “bug”-tiful!
15. What’s a mantis’s favorite sport? “Cricket” because it’s full of “bugs”!
16. Why did the mantis bring a suitcase to the picnic? It heard there would be “ant”-ertainment!
17. What did one mantis say to the other during a race? “I bet you can’t ‘leaf’ me behind!”
18. Why don’t mantises make good chefs? They always “bug” out under pressure!
19. Why did the mantis go to the doctor? It had a “bug” bite!
20. What’s a mantis’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Praying Millionaire?”

1. Why did the mantis take up yoga? Because it wanted to master the art of mantis-asana!
2. How does a mantis keep in touch with its friends? Through its social “praying”tis!
3. Why don’t mantises ever get lost? Because they always know their mantis-where!
4. What did one mantis say to the other during a race? “You’re mantis-faster than I expected!”
5. Why was the mantis invited to every party? Because it was the mantis-life of the party!
6. What’s a mantis’s favorite kind of music? Praying-mantiscore!
7. How does a mantis send a text message? With its mantis-typing skills!
8. Why did the mantis start a band? Because it had a talent for mantis-trumental music!
9. What’s a mantis’s favorite movie genre? Mantis-pendence Day!
10. Why did the mantis go to school? To become a mantis-ter of disguise!
11. What did the mantis say to the comedian? “Your jokes are mantis-terribly funny!”
12. How does a mantis make a smoothie? By using its mantis-blender!
13. Why did the mantis become an actor? Because it had a talent for mantis-tage performances!
14. What do you call a group of mantises singing together? A mantis-choir!
15. Why did the mantis start a gardening business? Because it had a green mantis-thumb!
16. What’s a mantis’s favorite subject in school? Praying-mathematics!
17. Why did the mantis get a job at the bakery? Because it was skilled in mantis-baking!
18. How does a mantis solve a problem? By mantis-thinking it through!
19. Why did the mantis open a detective agency? Because it had a knack for mantis-solving mysteries!
20. What’s a mantis’s favorite dessert? Mantis-mousse!

1. Why was the mantis late to school? Because it got caught in a “praying”tis trap!
2. What did the baby mantis say to its mom? “Mama, can I have a hug? I’m feeling a little buggy!”
3. How do baby mantises communicate? With their tiny “mantis-squeaks”!
4. Why did the baby mantis refuse to eat its vegetables? Because it wanted to be a “pickyeater-us” mantis!
5. What’s a baby mantis’s favorite bedtime story? “The Very Hungry Caterpillar”!
6. Why did the baby mantis go to school with a ruler? Because it wanted to “mea-sure” up to its classmates!
7. How does a baby mantis play hide and seek? It blends into the leaves and becomes a “mantis-master-hider”!
8. Why did the baby mantis bring a suitcase to the playground? Because it was going on a “bugcation”!
9. What did the baby mantis say when it tripped? “Oops, I mantis-fell!”
10. Why did the baby mantis get a time-out? Because it wouldn’t stop “bugging” its siblings!
11. How does a baby mantis count to ten? With its “mantis-fingers”!
12. Why did the baby mantis bring a flashlight to bed? Because it was afraid of the “dark-mantis”!
13. What’s a baby mantis’s favorite toy? A “mantis-mobile”!
14. Why did the baby mantis get a sticker? Because it was “mantis-tically” good!
15. How does a baby mantis ride a bike? With its “mantis-training-wheels”!
16. Why did the baby mantis wear sunglasses? Because it was “sun-mantis” outside!
17. What did the baby mantis say to its friend? “Let’s play ‘praying’tend!”
18. Why did the baby mantis climb the tallest blade of grass? Because it wanted to be the “king of the mantis-hill”!
19. How does a baby mantis make friends? By being “mantis-ive”!
20. Why did the baby mantis bring a magnifying glass to school? Because it wanted to “mantis-plore”!

1. Why did the praying mantis go to therapy? Because it had trouble mantis-festing its feelings.
2. What did the mantis say to its date? “I’m praying we’ll have a good time tonight!”
3. How does a mantis relax after a long day? It meditates with some mantis-tation music.
4. Why was the mantis always the life of the party? It had the best mantis-moves!
5. What’s a mantis’s favorite game? Hide and mantis-seek!
6. Why did the mantis break up with its partner? It felt they weren’t mantis-fied for each other.
7. What do you call a mantis with a sense of humor? A mantis-tic joker!
8. Why did the mantis blush? It saw a ladybug and got mantis-fied!
9. How does a mantis express love? With mantis-tic gestures!
10. Why did the mantis become a chef? It wanted to master the art of mantis-cooking!
11. What’s a mantis’s favorite movie genre? Mantis-tic comedies!
12. Why did the mantis refuse to fight? It believed in mantis-olution, not violence!
13. What’s a mantis’s favorite subject in school? Mantis-matics!
14. Why was the mantis so good at poker? It had a great mantis-tell!
15. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of music? Mantis-terpieces!
16. Why did the mantis become a detective? It was mantis-ously good at solving mysteries!
17. What do you call a group of mantises singing together? A mantis-choir!
18. Why did the mantis go to the gym? It wanted to be mantis-fit!
19. How does a mantis solve problems? It mantis-pates the outcomes!
20. Why did the mantis get a job at the library? It wanted to be surrounded by mantis-tic books!

1. Why did the mantis become a comedian? Because it had a mantis-terful sense of humor!
2. How does a mantis answer the phone? “Mantis-speaking!”
3. Why was the mantis always calm? Because it had great mantis-titude!
4. What’s a mantis’s favorite snack? Praying mantis-chos!
5. Why did the mantis go to school? To learn mantis-ematics!
6. What do you call a group of mantises watching TV? Mantis-viewers!
7. Why did the mantis get a job in construction? It wanted to build mantis-crapers!
8. How does a mantis stay organized? With a mantis-ter planner!
9. Why did the mantis win the race? It had a mantis-tic speed!
10. What did the mantis say to its kids before bedtime? “Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite, or the mantis will!”
11. Why was the mantis always invited to parties? It was the mantis of ceremonies!
12. What’s a mantis’s favorite holiday? Mantismas!
13. Why did the mantis go to the doctor? It felt a bit mantis-posed.
14. What’s a mantis’s favorite sport? Cricket – it loves mantis-cles!
15. Why did the mantis bring a ladder to the picnic? To help it reach the top of the mantis-trees!
16. What did the mantis say to its neighbor? “I’m mantis-ly glad to see you!”
17. Why did the mantis start a band? It wanted to be mantis-ically inclined!
18. What do you call a baby mantis? A mantis-pet!
19. Why did the mantis become a teacher? It wanted to help its students mantis-tain knowledge!
20. Why did the mantis go to space? It wanted to explore mantis-tronomical phenomena!

1. Why did the mantis go to school? To learn how to mantis-festo its destiny!
2. What did the mantis say to its crush? “You’re the mantis to my flower!”
3. How does a mantis make friends? It gives them a mantis-hug!
4. What’s a mantis’s favorite type of music? Mantis-ic!
5. Why did the mantis become a gardener? It wanted to be close to its mantis-terpieces!
6. What do you call a group of dancing mantises? The Mantis-shuffle Crew!
7. Why did the mantis become an actor? It wanted to star in a mantis-terpiece!
8. How does a mantis keep its house clean? With mantis-ticulous cleaning!
9. What did the mantis say when it won an award? “I’m mantis-tacular!”
10. Why did the mantis bring a map to the garden? To find its way to mantis-topia!
11. What’s a mantis’s favorite TV show? Mantis-ties with a Twist!
12. Why did the mantis become a poet? It had a way with mantis-words!
13. How does a mantis write a love letter? With mantis-cursive!
14. What’s a mantis’s favorite dessert? Mantis-cream pie!
15. Why did the mantis go to the beach? To catch some mantis-rays!
16. What do you call a mantis with a sweet tooth? A mantis-sugar lover!
17. Why did the mantis become a DJ? It wanted to mix some mantis-beats!
18. What’s a mantis’s favorite hobby? Mantis-collecting!
19. Why did the mantis bring a camera to the garden? To capture mantis-memories!
20. What did the mantis say to its friend? “You’re mantis-ific!”

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