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1. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the clam’s bottom!
2. What do you call a lobster magician? Shell-dini!
3. Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they’re a little shellfish.
4. What’s a lobster’s favorite movie? The Clawfather!
5. How do lobsters communicate underwater? With their shell phones!
6. Why did the lobster refuse to share its secrets? Because it was shell-fish!
7. What do you get when you cross a lobster with a piano? A shell-ist!
8. Why was the lobster invited to all the parties? Because it was a great claw-dience!
9. How does a lobster answer the phone? “Shello?”
10. Why did the lobster get kicked out of the comedy club? Because it kept cracking shellfish jokes!
11. What’s a lobster’s favorite game show? “Let’s Make a Crab Deal!”
12. Why don’t lobsters ever pay attention in class? Because they’re always in their own shell!
13. How do lobsters stay healthy? They always do their shell-fitness!
14. What do lobsters do for fun? They go to the claw-cade!
15. Why don’t lobsters ever share their snacks? Because they’re shell-acious!
16. What did the lobster say to the shrimp? “You’re just a little shellfish!”
17. How do lobsters flirt? With a pinch of charm!
18. Why did the lobster break up with its partner? It just needed some claw-st time!
19. What’s a lobster’s favorite subject in school? History – it loves to study its ancestry!
20. Why did the lobster go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit shell.

1. Why did the lobster refuse to share its dinner? Because it didn’t want to be shell-fish!
2. How does a lobster answer the phone? “Shello? Who’s calling, krill or no krill?”
3. What do you call a lobster who loves to dance? A crusta-celebrity!
4. Why was the lobster so good at poker? Because it had a great poker face…er, I mean, claw!
5. Why don’t lobsters ever give high-fives? Because they’re afraid of getting pinched!
6. What do you call a lobster with a sunburn? Red lobster!
7. Why did the lobster become a musician? Because it had a great claw on the guitar!
8. What’s a lobster’s favorite hobby? Claw-quet!
9. Why don’t lobsters ever get lost? Because they always follow their compass rose!
10. What’s a lobster’s favorite dessert? Anything with a little bit of shell-icious chocolate sauce!
11. Why did the lobster bring a spoon to the party? Because it heard there would be shell-ebratory soup!
12. How do lobsters keep their houses tidy? With a lobster vacuum – it sucks up all the krill-er dust!
13. What did the lobster say to the mermaid? “You’re giving me a case of the claw-strophobia!”
14. Why did the lobster get into a fight? Because it had a lot of pent-up shell-ings!
15. What’s a lobster’s favorite game? Pin the tail on the shrimp!
16. Why don’t lobsters ever go to school? Because they’re already shell-learned!
17. What’s a lobster’s favorite place to travel? The shell-f!
18. Why did the lobster refuse to share its secret recipe? Because it was shell-styled!
19. What’s a lobster’s favorite music genre? Rock lobster!
20. Why did the lobster go to therapy? To work on its shell-esteem!

1. Why did the lobster win the race? Because it took a crab-tastic shortcut!
2. What’s a lobster’s favorite kind of math? Lobster-garithms!
3. Why was the lobster so good at math? Because it had strong number sense, and it could count on its claws!
4. What do you call a lobster who’s a detective? Sherlock Crustacean!
5. Why did the lobster refuse to fight? Because it believed in solving problems through claw-aboration!
6. What’s a lobster’s favorite type of book? Shell-f help books – they’re always looking to improve!
7. Why did the lobster go to art school? Because it wanted to master the fine claw-t of sculpting!
8. What do you call a lobster who’s a computer programmer? A hack-tivist!
9. Why was the lobster always invited to parties? Because it had a knack for cracking jokes!
10. What’s a lobster’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Krilling”!
11. Why did the lobster become a banker? Because it knew the ins and outs of shell accounts!
12. What’s a lobster’s favorite genre of movies? Shell-shockers!
13. Why did the lobster become an architect? Because it loved designing shell-abrations!
14. What do you call a lobster who’s a master chef? A culinary crustacean!
15. Why did the lobster start a band? Because it had great rhythm and a knack for shell-ection!
16. What’s a lobster’s favorite type of weather? A light drizzle – it reminds them of being underwater!
17. Why did the lobster start a gardening business? Because it had a green claw!
18. What’s a lobster’s favorite subject in school? History – they love to dive into their ancestry!
19. Why did the lobster go to the beach? To work on its shell-tan!
20. What do you call a lobster who’s a philosopher? An existential crustacean!

1. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the clam’s bottom!
2. What do you call a lobster magician? Shell-dini!
3. Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they’re a little shellfish.
4. What’s a lobster’s favorite movie? The Clawfather!
5. How do lobsters communicate underwater? With their shell phones!
6. Why did the lobster refuse to share its secrets? Because it was shell-fish!
7. What do you get when you cross a lobster with a piano? A shell-ist!
8. Why was the lobster invited to all the parties? Because it was a great claw-dience!
9. How does a lobster answer the phone? “Shello?”
10. Why did the lobster get kicked out of the comedy club? Because it kept cracking shellfish jokes!
11. What’s a lobster’s favorite game show? “Let’s Make a Crab Deal!”
12. Why don’t lobsters ever pay attention in class? Because they’re always in their own shell!
13. How do lobsters stay healthy? They always do their shell-fitness!
14. What do lobsters do for fun? They go to the claw-cade!
15. Why don’t lobsters ever share their snacks? Because they’re shell-acious!
16. What did the lobster say to the shrimp? “You’re just a little shellfish!”
17. How do lobsters flirt? With a pinch of charm!
18. Why did the lobster break up with its partner? It just needed some claw-st time!
19. What’s a lobster’s favorite subject in school? History – it loves to study its ancestry!
20. Why did the lobster go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit shell.

1. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the crab dressing!
2. What did the lobster say when it was proposed to? “I’m shell-shocked!”
3. Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they’re shellfish!
4. How do lobsters communicate underwater? With their claw-igraphy!
5. What’s a lobster’s favorite game? Pin the tail on the horseshoe crab!
6. Why don’t lobsters ever get lost? Because they always follow their inner compass!
7. What’s a lobster’s favorite genre of music? Rock lobster, of course!
8. Why did the lobster go to school? To improve its “claw-verness”!
9. What’s a lobster’s favorite social media platform? Snap-claw!
10. Why did the lobster refuse to share its secrets? Because it’s shell-ebrating its privacy!
11. How does a lobster answer the phone? “Shello? Who’s claw-ling?”
12. Why did the lobster become a comedian? Because it had a knack for cracking shellarious jokes!
13. What did the lobster say to its friend after a bad day? “Don’t worry, let’s just claw through it!”
14. Why was the lobster embarrassed? Because it walked into a seafood party under-dressed!
15. What’s a lobster’s favorite movie? The Clawfather!
16. Why don’t lobsters ever get into fights? Because they know how to keep their claws off!
17. What did the lobster bring to the potluck? Its special recipe for shell-sagna!
18. Why did the lobster refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always gets “lobster-vated”!
19. What’s a lobster’s favorite subject in school? History, especially the “crustacean era”!
20. Why did the lobster start a band? Because it had a talent for playing the air guitar in the sea!

1. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What did the lobster say when it was complimented? “You’re krilling me with kindness!”
3. How do lobster kids play hide and seek? They lobster-cate!
4. Why was the lobster bad at sports? Because it was shell-fish!
5. What do lobster kids use to text each other? Their shell phones!
6. Why don’t lobster kids share their toys? Because they’re shellfish!
7. What do you call a lobster who loves to dance? The boogie crustacean!
8. Why did the lobster refuse to fight? It didn’t want to be in a pinch!
9. How do lobster kids stay in touch? They shell-abrate together!
10. What do lobster kids sing during bedtime? Lullabys of the deep!
11. Why did the lobster go to school? To get butter educated!
12. What did the lobster say to its Valentine? “I’m hooked on you!”
13. Why was the lobster red? It saw the steamy pot of soup!
14. What’s a lobster kid’s favorite game at the beach? Sandcastle building!
15. Why did the lobster refuse to share its crayons? It was feeling a bit crabby!
16. What’s a lobster kid’s favorite subject in school? Clawculus!
17. How do lobster kids clean their rooms? With a lobster claw vacuum!
18. What did the lobster say to the fish who was bullying it? “You’re just being shellfish!”
19. Why did the lobster bring a map to the beach? It didn’t want to get lost at sea!
20. What did the lobster kid say when it got a present? “You’re krilling me with joy!”

1. Why did the lobster refuse to commit to a relationship? Because it didn’t want to be claw-strophobic!
2. What’s a lobster’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a net? Because you’ve caught me!”
3. Why did the lobster go to therapy? It had too many shellf-doubts!
4. What’s a lobster’s favorite romantic movie? “The Lobster and the Mermaid: A Tail of Love!”
5. Why did the lobster break up with its partner? They were just going through a rough current!
6. What’s a lobster’s favorite drink? A Pinch of Margarita!
7. Why did the lobster chef become a comedian? Because it had a knack for shellarious jokes!
8. What do you call a lobster who’s always on time? Punctu-shell!
9. Why did the lobster get kicked out of the party? It was being too shellfish with the snacks!
10. What did the lobster say to the crab during poker night? “I’m feeling a bit shell-shocked by your bluff!”
11. Why did the lobster go to the gym? To work on its lobster bisceps!
12. What’s a lobster’s favorite type of music? Rock Lobster!
13. Why did the lobster get a job as a banker? It wanted to be financially shell-f-sufficient!
14. What’s a lobster’s favorite hobby? Crab-eating contests!
15. Why did the lobster start a band? It wanted to be a rock lobster star!
16. What’s a lobster’s favorite mode of transportation? The Lobster Roll!
17. Why did the lobster avoid online dating? It didn’t want to end up in a crabby relationship!
18. What did the lobster say to its significant other during a fight? “Let’s not shell-aborate this into a bigger issue!”
19. Why did the lobster refuse to share its dessert? It was afraid of getting crabs!
20. What’s a lobster’s favorite part of a fancy dinner? The butter dipping sauce!

1. Why did the lobster bring a map to the beach? Because it wanted to find its way back to the shell-fie spot!
2. What do you call a lobster who won’t share its food? Shellfish!
3. How do lobsters communicate underwater? They use their shell-phones!
4. Why don’t lobsters ever pay for dinner? Because they’re always shellfish!
5. What’s a lobster’s favorite game at the arcade? Pinchball!
6. Why was the lobster so good at math? Because it had excellent claw-culations!
7. Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
8. What did the lobster say when it got lost? “Oh, crab! I’m in a pinch!”
9. How do lobsters throw a party? They shell-ebrate with a claw-some time!
10. Why did the lobster get kicked out of the dance party? Because it kept doing the crabwalk!
11. What do you call a lobster with a top hat? A sophisticated shellfish!
12. Why did the lobster refuse to share its secret? Because it was afraid it would get shell-ed out!
13. What’s a lobster’s favorite instrument? The castanet, because it sounds like a claw-click!
14. Why did the lobster refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get into a pinch!
15. How do lobsters stay fit? They do shell-ups and claw-lifts!
16. Why did the lobster break up with its partner? Because they were too shellfish!
17. What did the lobster say to the seafood chef? “Don’t boil me, I’m still claw-some!”
18. Why was the lobster embarrassed at the party? It forgot to wear its shell-phone!
19. What did the lobster bring to the potluck? Its special claw-slaw!
20. How do lobsters keep up with current events? They read the Claw York Times!

1. Why did the lobster refuse to share its cheese? Because it was too shellfish with its cheddar!
2. What did the cheesy lobster say to its friend? “Let’s be shell-mates forever!”
3. Why did the lobster bring cheese to the beach? Because it wanted to have a gouda time by the shore!
4. What’s a lobster’s favorite type of cheese? Claw-sticky Swiss!
5. How did the lobster propose to its partner? With a ring of string cheese!
6. What did the lobster say to its cheesy joke? “I’m feeling grate about this one!”
7. Why did the lobster become a cheese connoisseur? It wanted to expand its taste horizons beyond just seafood!
8. What did the lobster write in its love letter to cheese? “You make me melt!”
9. Why did the cheesy lobster get a job at the pizza parlor? It wanted to be closer to its favorite topping!
10. How does a lobster eat cheese? With its claw-tter knife!
11. What’s a lobster’s favorite cheesy movie? “The Clawfather”!
12. Why did the lobster get a cheese grater for its birthday? It wanted to add some zest to its shell-fie!
13. How does a lobster express gratitude? With a big cheesy grin!
14. What’s a lobster’s favorite cheesy pickup line? “Are you a slice of cheese? Because you’re looking gouda tonight!”
15. Why did the lobster bring cheese to the party? Because it wanted to be the big cheese of the night!
16. What did the lobster say when it found the perfect cheese pairing? “This is grate-tasting!”
17. Why did the lobster join the cheese club? It wanted to brie part of a cheddar community!
18. What’s a lobster’s favorite cheesy snack? Mac and claw-n-cheese!
19. How does a lobster eat its cheese? With a side of cheesy puns, of course!
20. Why did the lobster refuse to eat cheese with its pasta? Because it was too shell-shocked by the cheesy carbs!

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