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1. Why did the lobotomy refuse to play cards? Because it couldn’t handle a full deck!
2. What did the brain surgeon say after performing a lobotomy? “Looks like someone lost their train of thought!”
3. Why don’t lobotomies ever win at hide and seek? Because they always lose their minds!
4. How does a lobotomy like its coffee? Decaffeinated, because it’s already lost its buzz!
5. Why was the lobotomy always the life of the party? Because it was never burdened with too many thoughts!
6. What did the neurologist say about the lobotomy? “It’s a real brain teaser, but with fewer pieces!”
7. Why did the lobotomy go to the art museum? To appreciate the abstract paintings, just like its thoughts!
8. Why did the lobotomy bring a ladder to the library? To climb up and reach its remaining few shelves of thoughts!
9. What did the lobotomy say to the psychiatrist? “I’m feeling a bit empty-headed today, doc!”
10. Why don’t lobotomies ever get lost? Because they always follow the path of least resistance!
11. How did the lobotomy respond when asked about its favorite movie? “I don’t remember, but I’m sure it was a real mind-bender!”
12. Why did the lobotomy become a gardener? Because it loved pruning away unnecessary thoughts!
13. What did the lobotomy say to the crossword puzzle? “I can’t solve you, but at least I’m not puzzled!”
14. Why did the lobotomy become a minimalist? Because it believed in the less-is-more approach, especially with thoughts!
15. What did the lobotomy wear to the party? A thinking cap, because it needed all the help it could get!
16. Why did the lobotomy become a philosopher? Because it had plenty of space for deep thoughts!
17. What did the lobotomy say when asked about its favorite song? “I can’t remember the lyrics, but it had a catchy lobotomy!”
18. Why did the lobotomy become a comedian? Because it could always laugh at itself, even when it lost its punchlines!
19. What did the lobotomy say about meditation? “I’ve already achieved the ultimate state of emptiness!”
20. Why did the lobotomy go to the gym? To work on its mental flexibility!

1. Why did the lobotomy break up with its calculator? Because it couldn’t handle the division of labor!
2. What did the lobotomy say to the crossword puzzle? “I’m stumped, but at least I’m not brain-dead!”
3. Why did the lobotomy become a musician? Because it found solace in playing the simple notes!
4. How did the lobotomy become a millionaire? By investing in “Brain Drain” technology!
5. What did the lobotomy say to the psychiatrist? “I’m all ears, doc, but I left my brain at home!”
6. Why did the lobotomy become a detective? Because it was always searching for its missing marbles!
7. What did the lobotomy say to the jigsaw puzzle? “You think you’re a challenge? Try putting me back together!”
8. Why did the lobotomy bring a ladder to the bar? To raise its spirits, one rung at a time!
9. How did the lobotomy win the marathon? By running a mindless race!
10. Why did the lobotomy become a chef? Because it enjoyed cooking up half-baked ideas!
11. What did the lobotomy say about politics? “I don’t understand it, but it seems like everyone’s got a screw loose!”
12. Why did the lobotomy start a rock band? Because it knew how to hit all the right brain cells!
13. How did the lobotomy become a fashion designer? By trimming the excess thoughts and keeping it sleek!
14. What did the lobotomy say about the weather? “Cloudy with a chance of scattered brain cells!”
15. Why did the lobotomy become a teacher? Because it believed in the power of mindless education!
16. How did the lobotomy win at chess? By making every move its first move!
17. Why did the lobotomy become a mime? Because actions speak louder than thoughts!
18. What did the lobotomy say to the broken pencil? “Looks like we’re both a little dull!”
19. Why did the lobotomy join the circus? Because it wanted to be the star attraction in the sideshow of the mind!
20. How did the lobotomy become a motivational speaker? By reminding everyone that ignorance is bliss!

1. Why did the lobotomy refuse to become a poet? Because it didn’t want to lose its rhyme or reason!
2. What did the lobotomy say to the philosopher? “I may have lost my mind, but at least I’ve gained some peace!”
3. Why did the lobotomy excel in physics? Because it understood the theory of relativity: the less you think, the faster time flies!
4. How did the lobotomy solve complex equations? By simplifying them to the point of no return!
5. What did the lobotomy say about politics? “It’s a game of lobbing tomfoolery!”
6. Why did the lobotomy become a minimalist architect? Because it believed in open space design – especially in the mind!
7. How did the lobotomy become a chess grandmaster? By sacrificing its pieces of thought for strategic advantage!
8. Why did the lobotomy become a comedian? Because it knew how to deliver punchlines without any mental strain!
9. What did the lobotomy say about modern art? “It’s like looking into a mirror – abstract and devoid of depth!”
10. Why did the lobotomy refuse to join the debate team? Because it believed in the power of silent persuasion!
11. How did the lobotomy become a mathematician? By subtracting the unnecessary and adding simplicity!
12. What did the lobotomy say to the sudoku puzzle? “You’re no match for my empty squares!”
13. Why did the lobotomy refuse to play Scrabble? Because it didn’t want to be boxed in by words!
14. How did the lobotomy become a diplomat? By mastering the art of saying nothing while looking thoughtful!
15. Why did the lobotomy become a gardener? Because it found peace in pruning away the overgrown thoughts!
16. What did the lobotomy say to the existentialist? “I may not have found meaning, but I’ve lost the burden of searching!”
17. Why did the lobotomy become a poet? Because it found beauty in the simplicity of silence!
18. How did the lobotomy become a painter? By splattering colors on the canvas of its empty mind!
19. What did the lobotomy say about philosophy? “It’s the art of pondering without purpose!”
20. Why did the lobotomy become a librarian? Because it believed in the power of a quiet mind among the shelves of thoughts!

1. Why did the lobotomy go to the party? For the brain freeze!
2. How does a lobotomy pay its bills? With empty thoughts!
3. What did the lobotomy say to the crossword puzzle? “Mind if I fill you in?”
4. Why did the lobotomy become a barber? To trim its train of thought!
5. What did the lobotomy say about multitasking? “I can barely handle one task, let alone many!”
6. Why did the lobotomy become a chef? For the peace of mind in simplicity!
7. How did the lobotomy become a locksmith? By losing all its mental locks!
8. Why did the lobotomy become a pilot? For the ultimate in autopilot!
9. What did the lobotomy say about technology? “I’m wired for simplicity!”
10. Why did the lobotomy become a gardener? To plant seeds of serenity!
11. How did the lobotomy win the race? By losing track of time!
12. What did the lobotomy say to the mountain climber? “Why climb when you can sit and enjoy the view?”
13. Why did the lobotomy refuse to join the choir? It didn’t want to add to the mental noise!
14. How did the lobotomy become a tailor? By cutting out unnecessary threads of thought!
15. What did the lobotomy say about fashion? “Less is more, especially in the mind!”
16. Why did the lobotomy become a fisherman? To cast away its worries!
17. How did the lobotomy become a photographer? By capturing moments of mental clarity!
18. What did the lobotomy say about meditation? “I’m already in the state of blissful ignorance!”
19. Why did the lobotomy become a weather forecaster? For the calm before the storm of thoughts!
20. How did the lobotomy become a minimalist? By decluttering its mind!

1. Why did the lobotomy get a job as a locksmith? Because it wanted to unlock people’s minds!
2. How did the lobotomy win the marathon? It didn’t, it got lost halfway through and had to ask for directions!
3. What did the lobotomy say to the brain surgeon? “You think you’re cutting-edge, but I’m the one who really knows how to disconnect!”
4. Why did the lobotomy go to the beach? To catch some waves and forget about its mindless job!
5. How does a lobotomy prefer its coffee? Decaffeinated, because it doesn’t need any extra brain stimulation!
6. Why did the lobotomy become a comedian? Because it had a knack for delivering punchlines that left people speechless!
7. What do lobotomies wear to formal events? A mindless tuxedo!
8. Why did the lobotomy break up with its partner? Because they couldn’t see eye to brain!
9. How does a lobotomy apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I’m a little disconnected lately.”
10. Why did the lobotomy become a gardener? Because it enjoyed pruning thoughts and cultivating blank slates!
11. What did the lobotomy say to the crossword puzzle? “I don’t need you to fill in the blanks in my life!”
12. Why did the lobotomy become a detective? Because it was an expert at unraveling minds!
13. How does a lobotomy like its eggs? With no yolk – just like its conversations!
14. Why did the lobotomy join the circus? Because it could juggle thoughts without dropping a single one!
15. What’s a lobotomy’s favorite type of music? Anything with a mind-numbing beat!
16. Why did the lobotomy become a painter? Because it loved creating abstract art by splattering paint on blank canvases!
17. What did the lobotomy say to the psychiatrist? “You analyze, I lobotomize – we make quite the pair!”
18. Why did the lobotomy refuse to play chess? Because it couldn’t handle all the brainpower!
19. How does a lobotomy keep track of time? With a brainless clock!
20. Why did the lobotomy go to space? To explore the final frontier of empty thoughts!

1. Why did the lobotomy kid bring a ladder to school? Because they heard they could climb to new heights of understanding!
2. How does a lobotomy kid make decisions? They flip a coin… and then promptly forget what they were deciding!
3. What did the lobotomy kid say to the brain surgeon? “You’re just not cutting it for me!”
4. Why did the lobotomy kid become a comedian? Because they’re always losing their train of thought!
5. What’s a lobotomy kid’s favorite game? Memory… or was it Monopoly?
6. How does a lobotomy kid study for exams? By highlighting everything… and then promptly forgetting to review!
7. Why did the lobotomy kid get lost in the maze? Because they kept taking left turns until they had no direction!
8. What did one lobotomy kid say to the other? “I forgot, what were we talking about again?”
9. How does a lobotomy kid take their coffee? With a side of amnesia!
10. Why did the lobotomy kid join the marching band? Because they heard it would help them keep in step with their thoughts!
11. What’s a lobotomy kid’s favorite subject? History… because it’s like learning things for the first time… every time!
12. Why did the lobotomy kid become an artist? Because they appreciate abstract thinking!
13. How does a lobotomy kid navigate through life? With a GPS and a prayer!
14. What’s a lobotomy kid’s favorite song? “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears!
15. Why did the lobotomy kid become a weather forecaster? Because they’re used to forecasting mental fog!
16. What’s a lobotomy kid’s favorite movie? “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” because they relate!
17. Why did the lobotomy kid become a chef? Because they’re experts at mixing up ingredients… and memories!
18. How does a lobotomy kid remember birthdays? By setting reminders… and then promptly forgetting to check them!
19. What’s a lobotomy kid’s favorite hobby? Connect the dots… and then try to remember what picture they were making!
20. Why did the lobotomy kid become a magician? Because they’re always pulling memories out of hats!

1. Why did the lobotomy patient refuse to play cards? Because they always forgot whether they were holding a royal flush or a joker!
2. How does a lobotomy survivor plan their day? By making lists… and then promptly losing them!
3. What did the lobotomy patient say to the psychiatrist? “I have a lot on my mind… but I can’t remember any of it!”
4. Why did the lobotomy patient become a gardener? Because they heard it’s therapeutic to prune away excess thoughts!
5. How does a lobotomy survivor organize their thoughts? By using sticky notes… and then forgetting where they put them!
6. What’s a lobotomy survivor’s favorite book? “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” because they relate to starting over!
7. Why did the lobotomy patient become a mime? Because actions speak louder than forgotten words!
8. How does a lobotomy survivor handle arguments? By forgetting what they were arguing about in the first place!
9. What’s a lobotomy patient’s favorite board game? Forgetfulness: The Game of Memory Loss!
10. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a musician? Because they can’t remember how to read music… but they can still feel the rhythm!
11. How does a lobotomy patient deal with stress? By practicing deep breathing… and then forgetting why they were stressed!
12. What did one lobotomy patient say to the other? “I have a great joke… but it slipped my mind!”
13. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a painter? Because they appreciate the beauty of a blank canvas!
14. How does a lobotomy patient stay organized? By setting alarms… and then promptly forgetting to listen to them!
15. What’s a lobotomy survivor’s favorite TV show? “Lost” because it feels familiar!
16. Why did the lobotomy patient become a chef? Because they’re experts at mixing up ingredients… and memories!
17. How does a lobotomy survivor remember appointments? By relying on their calendar… and hoping they wrote it down correctly!
18. What’s a lobotomy patient’s favorite hobby? Puzzles… because they’re always trying to put the pieces back together!
19. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a stand-up comedian? Because they have a natural talent for forgetting punchlines!
20. How does a lobotomy patient navigate through life? With a GPS and a prayer… and a lot of wrong turns!

1. Why did the lobotomy patient become a baker? Because they’re always forgetting to use their loaf!
2. How does a lobotomy survivor greet people? “Hey, do I know you? Just kidding, I forget everyone!”
3. What’s a lobotomy dad’s favorite movie? “Memento” because it feels like watching their own life!
4. Why did the lobotomy dad become a fisherman? Because they heard it’s a great way to reel in lost memories!
5. How does a lobotomy survivor remember their wedding anniversary? By setting an alarm… and then promptly forgetting what it’s for!
6. What’s a lobotomy dad’s favorite sport? Golf… because it’s a great way to forget about everything else!
7. Why did the lobotomy patient become a comedian? Because they’re always good for a laugh… even if they forget the punchline!
8. How does a lobotomy dad handle technology? By pressing random buttons… and hoping for the best!
9. What’s a lobotomy survivor’s favorite food? Spaghetti… because it’s easy to forget how to use a fork!
10. Why did the lobotomy dad become a painter? Because they’re experts at creating abstract art… and forgetting what it represents!
11. How does a lobotomy patient make decisions? By flipping a coin… and then promptly forgetting what they were deciding!
12. What’s a lobotomy dad’s favorite song? “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears because it resonates!
13. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a gardener? Because they appreciate the beauty of forgetting to water the plants!
14. How does a lobotomy dad navigate through life? With a map… and a lot of detours!
15. What’s a lobotomy patient’s favorite hobby? Crossword puzzles… because they’re always trying to remember the clues!
16. Why did the lobotomy dad become a magician? Because they’re always pulling memories out of a hat… if they can find it!
17. How does a lobotomy survivor remember appointments? By writing them on their hand… and then washing it off!
18. What’s a lobotomy dad’s favorite movie genre? Mystery… because every day is a new puzzle!
19. Why did the lobotomy patient become a librarian? Because they heard it’s a quiet job where forgetting things is encouraged!
20. How does a lobotomy dad relax? By taking long walks… and then forgetting where they live!

1. Why did the lobotomy patient bring a ladder to the library? Because they heard knowledge was on the next level!
2. How does a lobotomy survivor greet their brain surgeon? “I’m a little scattered, but I’m all ears… or what’s left of them!”
3. What did the lobotomy patient say to their lost memories? “I’m trying to find myself, but it seems I’m always one thought short!”
4. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a poet? Because they’re experts at forgetting rhymes!
5. How does a lobotomy patient organize their thoughts? By putting them in a mental filing cabinet… and then promptly misplacing the key!
6. What’s a lobotomy survivor’s favorite movie? “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” because they appreciate the irony!
7. Why did the lobotomy patient become a comedian? Because they have a knack for cheesy jokes… even if they can’t remember the punchline!
8. How does a lobotomy survivor make decisions? By flipping a coin… and then forgetting it was a two-sided dilemma!
9. What’s a lobotomy patient’s favorite hobby? Sudoku… because they enjoy the challenge of forgetting numbers!
10. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a musician? Because they can’t read music… but they can still feel the rhythm in their heart!
11. How does a lobotomy patient remember appointments? By setting alarms… and then promptly ignoring them!
12. What did the lobotomy survivor say to their memory loss? “I don’t remember agreeing to this!”
13. Why did the lobotomy patient become a chef? Because they’re skilled at mixing up ingredients… and memories!
14. How does a lobotomy survivor navigate through life? With a GPS and a prayer… and a lot of wrong turns!
15. What’s a lobotomy patient’s favorite TV show? “Lost” because it feels familiar!
16. Why did the lobotomy survivor become a magician? Because they’re always pulling memories out of a hat… if they can find it!
17. How does a lobotomy patient remember birthdays? By setting reminders… and then promptly forgetting to check them!
18. What’s a lobotomy survivor’s favorite sport? Bowling… because it’s easy to forget the score!
19. Why did the lobotomy patient become a painter? Because they appreciate the beauty of a blank canvas!
20. How does a lobotomy survivor relax? By taking long walks… and then forgetting where they’re going!

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