240+ Lice-tacular Laughs: Scratching the Surface of Humor

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240+ Lice-tacular Laughs: Scratching the Surface of Humor

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Ready to experience a whirlwind of wit and humor? Buckle up as we journey into the microscopic world of scalp squatters, cranial freeloaders, and follicle fiends! That’s right, we’re diving headfirst into a realm where tiny terrors reign supreme—lice! But fear not, for in this laughter-filled adventure, we’ll explore the lighter side of these pesky parasites, serving up a buffet of jokes that’ll have you scratching your head in disbelief. So, without further ado, let’s embark on a journey of giggles and guffaws, where even the most persistent pests can’t resist a good chuckle!

  1. Why did the louse go to the dance? It heard there would be plenty of head banging!
  2. What do you call a louse who loves to gamble? A high roller!
  3. Why did the louse get a job in customer service? It was good at answering head-scratching questions!
  4. What’s a louse’s favorite board game? Head Lice and Ladders!
  5. Why was the louse late for work? It got caught in rush hour traffic… on someone’s scalp!
  6. What do lice do on vacation? They go on a scalp-cation!
  7. Why did the louse go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves… of dandruff!
  8. What’s a louse’s favorite type of literature? Hair-raising tales!
  9. Why did the louse apply for a job as a hairdresser? It wanted to be in the cutting-edge industry!
  10. What’s a louse’s favorite type of transportation? A lice-cycle!
  11. Why was the louse invited to every party? It knew how to liven up the atmosphere!
  12. What did the louse say to the barber? “I’ll take a little off the top… and the sides… and the back!”
  13. Why don’t lice like to play cards? Because they’re always getting caught in the shuffle!
  14. What do you call a louse who’s a great storyteller? A lice-teller!
  15. Why did the louse start a band? It wanted to be a rockstar… on the rocks!
  16. What’s a louse’s favorite dance move? The scalp shake!
  17. Why did the louse go to the comedy club? It wanted to see some stand-up… on someone’s head!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite type of art? Head-portraits!
  19. Why did the louse bring a suitcase to the party? It heard it was going to be a head-trip!

  1. Why did the louse start a book club? It wanted to discuss its favorite novel, “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn-ection.”
  2. What’s a louse’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Million-Hair?”
  3. Why was the louse afraid of heights? It didn’t want to fall from its high horse!
  4. What’s a louse’s favorite movie snack? Pop-louse corn!
  5. Why did the louse become a chef? It loved to experiment with new scalp-sations!
  6. What did the louse say when it won the lottery? “I’m itching to celebrate!”
  7. Why did the louse start a garden? It wanted to grow its own hair-raising tales!
  8. What’s a louse’s favorite time of day? Nit-time!
  9. Why did the louse go to the gym? It wanted to pump up its thorax!
  10. What do you call a louse who’s a computer whiz? A byte-sized bug!
  11. Why was the louse afraid of the dark? It didn’t want to get lost in the hair-maze!
  12. What’s a louse’s favorite holiday? Scratch-giving!
  13. Why did the louse go to the museum? It wanted to see some head-sterpieces!
  14. What’s a louse’s favorite subject in school? Head geography!
  15. Why did the louse join a choir? It wanted to be part of a scalp-tet!
  16. What’s a louse’s favorite mode of transportation? A head-icopter!
  17. Why was the louse terrible at telling jokes? Because it always bug-ged up the punchline!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite accessory? A headband!
  19. Why did the louse start a band with fleas? They wanted to create some itch-tastic music!
  20. What’s a louse’s favorite place to hang out? The hair salon!
  1. Why did the louse go to school? Because it wanted to be head lice-torian!
  2. What do you call a louse who tells jokes? A nit-wit!
  3. Why did the lice break up? They had cooties irreconcilable differences!
  4. What did one louse say to the other when they fell in love? “You’re louse-attractive!”
  5. How did the louse become a comedian? It had a talent for tickling funny bones!
  6. Why did the lice go on strike? They were itching for better working conditions!
  7. What’s a louse’s favorite dance move? The head-banger!
  8. Why did the louse join the circus? It wanted to be a fleas-ician!
  9. What’s a louse’s favorite game? Nit-tendo!
  10. Why was the louse late for work? It got caught up in hair traffic!
  11. What do you call a louse who loves to travel? A globetrotter!
  12. Why did the louse apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead dough!
  13. How does a louse keep its hair looking great? It uses lice-spray!
  14. What’s a louse’s favorite movie genre? Horror flicks, of course!
  15. Why did the louse go to medical school? It wanted to specialize in scalp-el anatomy!
  16. What do you call a louse who loves music? A head-banger!
  17. Why did the louse refuse to play hide and seek? It was always found in a hair’s breadth!
  18. What did one louse say to the other during a fight? “Don’t nit-pick on me!”
  19. Why did the louse go to the hair salon? It wanted a change of lice!
  20. What do lice use to navigate? Head-compasses!
  1. Why did the lice throw a party? Because they wanted to have a louse-y time!
  2. What’s a louse’s favorite hobby? Nit-picking!
  3. Why was the louse always happy? Because it lived life without any lice-regrets!
  4. What did one louse say to the other at the hair salon? “This place really grows on you!”
  5. How do lice communicate? They use head-phones!
  6. Why don’t lice ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
  7. What do you call a louse who plays guitar? A rock louse-star!
  8. Why did the louse go to the beach? It heard the waves were lice-calm!
  9. What’s a louse’s favorite book? “The Itchy and Scratchy Guide to Life!”
  10. How do lice stay in shape? They have a strict diet of head-lettuce!
  11. Why was the louse so good at math? Because it knew how to multiply in hairs!
  12. What’s a louse’s favorite type of music? Rap music – it’s all about the head-beat!
  13. Why did the louse refuse to go on a date? It didn’t want to catch any feelings!
  14. What did the louse say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be lice-y!”
  15. Why did the louse bring a pencil to school? It wanted to take lice-notes!
  16. What did the louse say to the hairbrush? “I’ll stick around for a while!”
  17. Why did the louse cross the road? To get to the other hairy side!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite sport? Head-scratching!
  19. Why don’t lice ever make important decisions? Because they’re afraid of nit-picking consequences!
  20. What did one louse say to the other when they were lost? “Let’s stick to it until we find our way back!”

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  1. Why did the louse refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with any lice-y hands!
  2. How did the louse solve its problems? It combed through them meticulously!
  3. What’s a louse’s favorite subject in school? Lice-terature!
  4. Why was the louse such a good storyteller? Because it knew how to spin yarns in hair-raising detail!
  5. What did the louse say to the flea? “You may be a jump ahead, but I’m always a head above!”
  6. How do lice ensure they always have a place to stay? They never burn their bridges, just their nests!
  7. Why was the louse always so calm? It had mastered the art of staying cool under hair-pressure!
  8. What’s a louse’s favorite mode of transportation? The head-way!
  9. Why did the louse excel in geography class? Because it knew the ins and outs of every hair-land!
  10. How did the louse become a successful entrepreneur? It knew how to capitalize on every head-venture!
  11. What did one louse say to the other during a brainstorming session? “Let’s put our heads together!”
  12. Why did the louse apply for a job at the library? It wanted to be a book louse-keeper!
  13. What’s a louse’s favorite Shakespearean play? “The Taming of the ‘Do”!
  14. How did the louse win the spelling bee? It had a knack for spelling words like “nits” and “itch”!
  15. What’s a louse’s favorite type of music? Classic rock – it’s always a hair-raising experience!
  16. Why did the louse become a detective? It had a nose for clues and a knack for sniffing out suspects!
  17. How do lice stay organized? They always keep their affairs in a meticulous head-order!
  18. Why did the louse go to the comedy club? It wanted to tickle its funny bone with some lice-ing material!
  19. What did the louse say to the dandruff? “Let’s stick together, we make quite the head-y pair!”
  20. Why did the louse go to the art museum? It wanted to appreciate the finer strands in life!
  1. Why did the louse apply for a job? It wanted to make a lice-ing!
  2. What do you call a louse who loves music? A head-banger!
  3. Why did the louse get a haircut? It wanted to look lice and neat!
  4. How did the louse make friends? It was very lice-able!
  5. Why did the louse go to school? It wanted to be head of the lice class!
  6. What’s a louse’s favorite food? Head cheese!
  7. Why did the louse get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
  8. What do you call a louse who is always full of energy? A lice-ning bolt!
  9. Why don’t lice go to parties? They’re always afraid of being lice of the party!
  10. How do lice stay in shape? They do head-robics!
  11. Why did the louse join the circus? It wanted to be a flea-ture attraction!
  12. What’s a louse’s favorite sport? Hair-soccer!
  13. Why don’t lice ever get lost? They always have a lice-sense of direction!
  14. What did one louse say to the other on a cold day? “Let’s find a warm head to snuggle on!”
  15. Why did the louse go to the doctor? It had a case of the lice-sick blues!
  16. What’s a louse’s favorite movie? “The Itchy and Scratchy Show”!
  17. Why did the louse bring a comb to the party? It wanted to be the head of grooming!
  18. What do you call a louse who loves to dance? A disco nit!
  19. Why was the louse always calm? It had a very lice temperament!
  20. What did one louse say to the other during a race? “Let’s make a head start!”

  1. Why did the louse refuse to play soccer? It didn’t want to deal with any head-butts!
  2. What’s a louse’s favorite TV show? “The Walking Dead… Skin Edition!”
  3. Why did the louse get a job as a detective? It loved to solve head-scratchers!
  4. What do you call a louse who’s an excellent swimmer? A stroke of luck!
  5. Why did the louse enroll in a dance class? It wanted to master the lice-hop!
  6. What’s a louse’s favorite dessert? Hair-gelato!
  7. Why was the louse terrible at math? Because it always multiplied its problems!
  8. What’s a louse’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The hair-raiser!
  9. Why did the louse become a lawyer? It loved to argue its case… on someone’s scalp!
  10. What do you call a louse who’s a natural-born leader? The head honcho!
  11. Why was the louse afraid of heights? It didn’t want to get altitude sickness!
  12. What’s a louse’s favorite holiday song? “Deck the Scalp with Boughs of Holly!”
  13. Why did the louse go to the pet store? It wanted to find a new friend… on someone’s head!
  14. What’s a louse’s favorite game to play with friends? Hide and Seek… in the hair!
  15. Why did the louse go to the movie theater? It wanted to see the latest flick… on someone’s scalp!
  16. What do you call a louse who’s an expert in martial arts? A kung-fu flea!
  17. Why did the louse bring a hairbrush to the party? It wanted to make a good first impression!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite book genre? Head-scratchers!
  19. Why did the louse get kicked out of the library? It was causing too much head-ache!
  20. What’s a louse’s favorite mode of transportation? A scalp-boat!

  1. Why did the louse go to the dance? It heard there would be plenty of head banging!
  2. What do you call a louse who loves to gamble? A high roller!
  3. Why did the louse get a job in customer service? It was good at answering head-scratching questions!
  4. What’s a louse’s favorite board game? Head Lice and Ladders!
  5. Why was the louse late for work? It got caught in rush hour traffic… on someone’s scalp!
  6. What do lice do on vacation? They go on a scalp-cation!
  7. Why did the louse go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves… of dandruff!
  8. What’s a louse’s favorite type of literature? Hair-raising tales!
  9. Why did the louse apply for a job as a hairdresser? It wanted to be in the cutting-edge industry!
  10. What’s a louse’s favorite type of transportation? A lice-cycle!
  11. Why was the louse invited to every party? It knew how to liven up the atmosphere!
  12. What did the louse say to the barber? “I’ll take a little off the top… and the sides… and the back!”
  13. Why don’t lice like to play cards? Because they’re always getting caught in the shuffle!
  14. What do you call a louse who’s a great storyteller? A lice-teller!
  15. Why did the louse start a band? It wanted to be a rockstar… on the rocks!
  16. What’s a louse’s favorite dance move? The scalp shake!
  17. Why did the louse go to the comedy club? It wanted to see some stand-up… on someone’s head!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite type of art? Head-portraits!
  19. Why did the louse bring a suitcase to the party? It heard it was going to be a head-trip!
  20. What’s a louse’s favorite saying? “Once you go scalp, you never go back!”
  1. Why did the lice decide to open a restaurant together? Well, it all started when they realized they had a real knack for finding the finest heads in town. They brainstormed for hours about what kind of cuisine to specialize in. The head chef, a particularly distinguished louse named Giovanni, suggested a menu full of hair-raising delicacies. From scalp soufflés to follicle fritters, they had it all. But their pièce de résistance? The Nit-picking Platter, a dish so exquisite that it left customers scratching their heads in disbelief. Needless to say, their restaurant quickly became the talk of the town, and soon they were booked out every night. But running a successful restaurant wasn’t without its challenges. They had to deal with the occasional health inspector who’d come around looking for any nit-picky violations. Despite the challenges, their passion for culinary excellence and dedication to providing the finest dining experience kept them going. And so, the lice restaurant thrived, proving once and for all that even the smallest creatures can achieve big dreams when they stick together!
  2. Once upon a time, in a tiny village nestled between the folds of a great mountain range, there lived a community of lice. These lice were unlike any other; they were renowned for their exceptional intellect and unparalleled creativity. Every year, they held a grand festival to celebrate their unique talents. The highlight of the festival was the Great Lice Comedy Showdown. Lice from far and wide would gather to showcase their wit and humor in hopes of being crowned the funniest louse in the land. The competition was fierce, with lice delivering punchlines sharper than their tiny claws. There were jokes about hair-raising adventures, tales of love and loss in the follicle forest, and even a few lighthearted jabs at the neighboring flea community. The audience erupted in laughter, their tiny antennas wiggling with delight. But in the end, there could only be one winner. And as the final joke echoed through the village square, the crowd held their breath in anticipation. Who would take home the coveted title of Funniest Louse? As the judges tallied their scores, a hush fell over the crowd. And then, with a flourish of their tiny antennae, they announced the winner: a humble louse named Larry, whose quick wit and infectious charm had stolen the hearts of all who watched. And so, as the sun set behind the mountains, the village erupted in celebration, proving once again that even the smallest creatures can make a big impact with a little laughter.
  3. Imagine a bustling metropolis where lice ruled the streets, a city where every follicle was a skyscraper and every hair strand a bustling avenue. Welcome to Lice York City, where dreams are as big as the heads they inhabit. In Lice York, the hustle and bustle never stop. From the uptown penthouses to the downtown dive bars, there’s always something exciting happening in this hair-raising city. But life in Lice York isn’t always easy. With great hair comes great responsibility, and the lice of Lice York know this all too well. They navigate the tangled webs of relationships and the cutthroat world of business with equal parts grace and determination. But amidst the chaos, there’s always room for a little humor. That’s why every night, the city comes alive with the sound of laughter as comedians take to the stage to tickle the funny bones of lice and humans alike. From open mic nights at the Hair Club to sold-out shows at the Apollo Salon, there’s no shortage of comedy in Lice York City. So the next time you find yourself in the Big Apple (or should we say, the Big Hairball), be sure to catch a show and experience the magic of Lice York City for yourself!
  4. Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there was a louse named Leonardo. Now, Leonardo was no ordinary louse. While his fellow lice spent their days lounging in the comfort of their hosts’ hair, Leonardo had dreams of something more. He dreamed of adventure, of exploring the vast unknown beyond the confines of his scalp. So one fateful day, Leonardo made a daring escape from his host and set out on a journey to see the world. Along the way, he encountered all manner of creatures – from fleas to ticks to the occasional stray dandruff. But through it all, Leonardo remained undeterred, his spirit as resilient as the hairs he traversed. As he journeyed far and wide, Leonardo discovered that the world was full of wonders beyond his wildest imagination. From the majestic peaks of Mount Follicle to the shimmering waters of Lake Locks, there was beauty to be found in every corner of the globe. But amidst the breathtaking landscapes and awe-inspiring sights, Leonardo also encountered great peril. He faced fierce winds, torrential rains, and even the occasional close encounter with a hairbrush. But through it all, he persevered, his determination unwavering. And so, as the sun set on his journey, Leonardo returned home a changed louse. Though his adventures had come to an end, his spirit remained as free as the wind that had carried him across the world. And as he settled back into the familiar comforts of his host’s hair, he knew that no matter where life took him, he would always carry the memory of his epic journey with him, like a tiny lice-sized badge of honor.
  5. In the heart of the great follicle forest, there stood a towering oak tree, its branches stretching high into the sky like fingers reaching for the sun. And nestled among those branches, there lived a colony of lice, each one as tiny and insignificant as a grain of sand. But what they lacked in size, they made up for in spirit. For these were no ordinary lice; these were the lice of legend, the guardians of the forest, the keepers of its secrets. Every night, as the moon rose high above the canopy, the lice would gather around the great oak tree to share stories of days gone by. They spoke of battles fought and won, of friendships forged and lost, of triumphs and tragedies that had shaped the course of their tiny lives. But amidst the tales of heroism and adventure, there was always room for laughter. For the lice knew that in the darkest of times, it was laughter that brought them together, that lifted their spirits and gave them hope. And so, as the fire crackled and the stars danced overhead, the lice would regale each other with jokes and jests, their tiny voices ringing out like bells in the night. For even in the darkest corners of the forest, where shadows lurked and danger whispered on the wind, there was always room for a little lice-y humor.
  1. Why did the lice break up with their girlfriend? She kept itching for commitment!
  2. What do you call a louse who plays the guitar? A headbanger!
  3. Why don’t lice ever get lost? They always know which way is hair!
  4. How do lice communicate? Through headsets!
  5. What do lice use to style their hair? A nit comb!
  6. Why did the lice go to school? To improve their headucation!
  7. What did one louse say to the other when they fell in love? “You’re lice, I think you’re lice!”
  8. Why did the lice go to the doctor? They were feeling lousy!
  9. What do you call a louse who’s a detective? Sherlock Combs!
  10. How do lice travel from place to place? By hairplane!
  11. Why don’t lice ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always visible on your head!
  12. What’s a louse’s favorite game? Nit-tendo!
  13. Why was the louse invited to the party? Because it was a lice affair!
  14. What do lice do for fun? They have headbangs!
  15. Why did the lice go to the beach? They wanted to hang out on the headlands!
  16. What do you call a louse who’s a musician? A lice-tenor!
  17. Why did the lice refuse to play cards? They were afraid of getting caught in a nit!
  18. What did one louse say to the other during a race? “Nit’s on!”
  19. How do lice like to travel? They prefer to hitch a ride!
  20. Why did the louse sit next to the clock? It wanted to be a tick-tock louse!

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  1. Why did the louse break up with its girlfriend? It couldn’t handle the constant nit-picking!
  2. What do lice use to style their hair? Antenna gel!
  3. Why did the louse refuse to share its snacks? It didn’t want anyone to bug it while eating!
  4. What’s a louse’s favorite game? Hide and seek in your hair!
  5. Why was the louse such a great dancer? It had all the right moves, even with six legs!
  6. How did the louse find its soulmate? It swiped right on Tinder for ‘Head and Shoulders’!
  7. Why did the louse go to school? To get a little ‘head’ in life!
  8. What did one louse say to the other when they found a particularly juicy spot? “Let’s call it home sweet home!”
  9. Why don’t lice ever get lost? They always know where the best hair is!
  10. What’s a louse’s favorite movie? “The Itch-hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”!
  11. Why was the louse so excited for summer? It meant it could finally go on a ‘head’cation!
  12. How did the louse feel after a successful blood meal? Absolutely ‘nit’-ified!
  13. Why did the louse go to therapy? It had too many ‘head’ issues!
  14. What did one louse say to the other when they got caught in a rainstorm? “Looks like we’re going to have to find a new ‘head’quarters!”
  15. Why was the louse invited to the party? It knew how to ‘liven’ up the place!
  16. What’s a louse’s favorite band? The Beetles!
  17. Why don’t lice ever get bored? There’s always something ‘hairy’ to do!
  18. Why did the louse start a band? It wanted to ‘rock’ the world!
  19. What’s a louse’s favorite subject in school? ‘Head’ology!
  20. Why did the louse refuse to move out? It had too much ‘hairloom’ value!
  1. Why did the louse go to school? To become a headmaster!
  2. What did the daddy louse say to his kids before they went out? “Make sure you stick together and don’t get lost in the hair!”
  3. Why did the louse bring a comb to the party? He heard it was a ‘fine-tooth’ affair!
  4. What do lice use to measure time? A lice-watch!
  5. Why was the louse such a great storyteller? It had a lot of ‘lice’ experience!
  6. Why don’t lice ever get into arguments? They prefer to ‘nit’pick!
  7. Why did the louse go to the barber? It wanted a little off the top… and sides… and back!
  8. What did the dad louse say to his son who wanted to become a musician? “Don’t worry, you’ll always have a ‘lice’ audience!”
  9. Why did the louse go to the doctor? It had a case of ‘hair-ritation’!
  10. What’s a louse’s favorite hobby? Extreme hair-surfing!
  11. Why was the louse so good at math? It could always count on its legs!
  12. What did the louse say to its friend who was feeling down? “Cheer up, things can’t get much ‘lousier’!”
  13. Why did the louse refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting ‘bugged’!
  14. What’s a louse’s favorite TV show? “Fleas Company”!
  15. Why was the louse invited to the wedding? It knew how to ‘lice’ things up!
  16. What did the louse say when it found a great spot to settle down? “This is lice and cozy!”
  17. Why did the louse go on a diet? It wanted to watch its ‘waist’line!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite mode of transportation? ‘Head’-hitching!
  19. Why don’t lice ever get lost? They always follow their ‘instincts’!
  20. What did the daddy louse say to his kids when they complained about the hair they were in? “Just remember, we’re all in this together, one nit at a time!”
  1. Why did the louse go to school? It wanted to be head of the class!
  2. What’s a louse’s favorite sport? Nit-picking!
  3. Why did the louse break up with its girlfriend? She was too clingy!
  4. What do you call a louse with no friends? Nit-lonely!
  5. How do lice communicate? They lice-cally!
  6. Why did the louse sit on the computer? It wanted to check its Facebook!
  7. What’s a louse’s favorite movie genre? Scratch and horror!
  8. Why did the louse cross the road? To get to the other scalp!
  9. What did one louse say to the other at a party? “You’re such a nitwit!”
  10. Why don’t lice drive cars? They prefer head-on collisions!
  11. How do lice solve disagreements? They nit-pick until they reach a resolution!
  12. What do you call a louse who tells jokes? A funny-bug!
  13. Why did the louse go to the doctor? It had a bad case of head-ache!
  14. What’s a louse’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ itch!
  15. Why did the louse bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the house!
  16. What did the louse say to the hair follicle? “Thanks for the hospitality!”
  17. Why don’t lice play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in plain sight!
  18. What’s a louse’s favorite food? Scalp-tato chips!
  19. Why did the louse refuse to share its food? It was too selfish!
  20. What’s a louse’s favorite pastime? Hanging out in the scalp garden!

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  1. What did one louse say to the other about their favorite TV show? “It’s lice to watch something we can really stick our antennas into!”
  2. Why did the louse break up with its girlfriend? She kept scratching the surface!
  3. What did the louse say when it found the perfect hair? “This place is lice and cozy!”
  4. Why don’t lice ever win arguments? They always get caught up in the details!
  5. What did the louse say to its friend who wanted to leave? “Don’t go, stay and ‘nit’pick with me!”
  6. Why did the louse bring a comb to the party? It wanted to look extra ‘lice’!
  7. What did one louse say to the other about their busy schedule? “We really need to lice our priorities!”
  8. Why did the louse go to school? To become the head of the class!
  9. What did the louse say when it found a great spot? “This is lice and dandy!”
  10. Why did the louse get a computer? It wanted to surf the web for new places to inhabit!
  11. What’s a louse’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good ‘beat’!
  12. What did one louse say to the other during a long journey? “I’m itching to get there!”
  13. Why did the louse apply for a job at the hair salon? It wanted to make some ‘lice’ savings!
  14. What did the louse say to the hair it liked? “You’re the mane attraction!”
  15. Why did the louse refuse to move out? It had too much ‘hairloom’ value!
  16. What did the louse say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be ‘lice’!”
  17. Why don’t lice ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in plain sight!
  18. What did one louse say to the other about their adventure plans? “Let’s make sure we don’t louse this up!”
  19. Why did the louse get a new set of clothes? It wanted to ‘lice’ up its wardrobe!
  20. What did the louse say to its friend who was stressed out? “Just relax and let your hair down!”

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