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1. Why did the support main bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the meta was “climbing”!
2. Why did Teemo go to therapy? Because he was tired of being shroomed with problems!
3. How does Yasuo like his coffee? Decaf, because he’s already got enough pentakills to keep him awake!
4. Why did the jungler get lost in the jungle? Because he didn’t have a map… awareness!
5. Why was Sion late to the team fight? He had a grave misunderstanding with his ult’s cooldown!
6. Why did the Baron Nashor break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept stealing his buffs!
7. Why did the minion go to school? To get his last hit on education!
8. Why did the ADC bring a ladder to the game? To climb the elo ladder, one kill at a time!
9. Why did the mid laner always carry a book? For those deadly “last chapter” moments!
10. Why was the League player a terrible musician? Because he could never master the “Rift” chord!
11. Why did the Ezreal main become a poet? Because every game, he aimed to hit the “heartshot”!
12. Why did the ARAM player go to therapy? Because they couldn’t handle the random stress!
13. Why did the League player become a gardener? Because they were tired of all the “weeding”!
14. Why did the tank always win at chess? Because they were experts at “blocking” moves!
15. Why did the Rift Herald start a band? Because it wanted to be a rock, not just a pit!
16. Why did the top laner start a cooking show? Because they were always serving up “top-tier” plays!
17. Why was the League of Legends server always tired? Because it stayed up all night warding off bugs!
18. Why did the mid laner bring a calculator to the game? To count all the “fed” champions!
19. Why did the League player become a firefighter? Because they were always putting out “ignite”!
20. Why did the support main bring a picnic basket to the game? Because they were ready for a “feeding” frenzy!

1. Why did the ADC bring a spoon to the game? Because they heard it was a feeding frenzy!
2. Why did the Teemo main become a gardener? Because they had a knack for planting trouble!
3. Why did the jungler bring a map to the game? Because they wanted to navigate through all the lanes!
4. Why was the League player afraid of going to the beach? Because they heard there were too many sand traps!
5. Why did the support main bring a broom to the game? To sweep away all the enemies!
6. Why did the Yasuo main open a bakery? Because they loved to serve up fresh “wind walls”!
7. Why was the ARAM player always so popular? Because they were a real crowd pleaser!
8. Why did the mid laner become a stand-up comedian? Because they were always bringing down the house!
9. Why did the League player fail math? Because they could never count their “chickens” before they hatched!
10. Why did the top laner become a lumberjack? Because they loved to “chop” down enemy towers!
11. Why was the League server a terrible cook? Because it kept serving up “lag” soup!
12. Why did the Ezreal main become a detective? Because they were always on the hunt for “true shot” mysteries!
13. Why did the Rift Herald refuse to join the circus? Because it didn’t want to be just another “big top”!
14. Why did the League player bring a pillow to the game? Because they were ready to “snooze” through the enemy’s attacks!
15. Why did the ADC go to art school? Because they wanted to learn the “brush” strokes of victory!
16. Why was the League player a terrible gardener? Because they always forgot to water their “ganks”!
17. Why did the support main become a lifeguard? Because they were always ready to “hook” someone out of trouble!
18. Why was the mid laner afraid of ghosts? Because they heard they were “baron” nightmares!
19. Why did the League player bring a telescope to the game? Because they wanted to see the “cosmic” plays!
20. Why was the jungler always so calm? Because they had mastered the art of “smite” control!

1. Why did the League player bring a camera to the game? To capture all the “shot-calls”!
2. Why did the support main become a detective? Because they were always “warding” off trouble!
3. Why did the Yasuo main open a bakery? Because they knew how to “roll” with the dough!
4. Why was the League player afraid of elevators? Because they heard they were full of “gank shafts”!
5. Why did the jungler become a psychologist? Because they knew how to “gank” into people’s minds!
6. Why was the ARAM player a great dancer? Because they had mastered the art of “dodge and dance”!
7. Why did the mid laner become a librarian? Because they loved to “silence” noisy books!
8. Why was the League server always so popular? Because it had the best “ping” pong tournaments!
9. Why did the top laner become a tailor? Because they knew how to “stitch” together a good game!
10. Why did the ADC bring a calculator to the game? To calculate their “critical” success rate!
11. Why was the League player afraid of mirrors? Because they heard they reflected too much “burst” damage!
12. Why did the Teemo main become a scientist? Because they loved to experiment with “shroom” technology!
13. Why was the Rift Herald such a great artist? Because it knew how to make a “baron” masterpiece!
14. Why did the Ezreal main become a writer? Because they knew how to pen the perfect “mystic shot”!
15. Why was the League player a terrible comedian? Because they couldn’t handle the “counter jokes”!
16. Why did the support main become a diplomat? Because they knew how to “peel” for peace!
17. Why did the mid laner bring a compass to the game? To navigate through all the “skill shots”!
18. Why did the League player become a locksmith? Because they could “unlock” the enemy’s defenses!
19. Why did the jungler start a cooking show? Because they knew the recipe for a perfect “gank”!
20. Why did the ADC bring a dictionary to the game? To understand all the “meta” terminology!

1. Why did the minion bring a pencil to the game? To dot down his victories!
2. Why did the Baron Nashor go to therapy? To deal with his anger management issues!
3. Why was the League server always nervous? Because it had performance anxiety!
4. Why did the Teemo main get a pet fish? Because they wanted something else to watch them bait!
5. Why was the ARAM player always cold? Because they kept getting Frostbitten!
6. Why did the jungler bring a flashlight to the game? To light up the enemy’s jungle!
7. Why was the mid laner so good at poker? Because they always had aces up their sleeves!
8. Why did the Ezreal main become a tailor? Because they knew how to stitch together perfect ults!
9. Why was the League player afraid of the dark? Because they heard Nocturne was lurking!
10. Why did the support main become a teacher? Because they knew how to carry everyone!
11. Why did the ADC bring a map to the game? Because they were always lost in the bot lane!
12. Why did the Rift Herald get a job as a construction worker? Because it loved building up lanes!
13. Why did the top laner become a gardener? Because they were experts at “brush” clearing!
14. Why was the League player so good at chess? Because they knew how to make calculated moves!
15. Why did the mid laner become an actor? Because they knew how to play their role perfectly!
16. Why did the League player bring a hammer to the game? To nail down those objectives!
17. Why was the jungler always hungry? Because they were constantly feeding!
18. Why did the ADC bring an umbrella to the game? Because they were always raining down damage!
19. Why did the support main become a firefighter? Because they were experts at putting out fires!
20. Why was the League server so popular? Because it was always up for a game!

1. Why did the League of Legends player refuse to play on Summoner’s Rift during the winter?

   Because they heard that’s when Anivia gets her seasonal skin, and they didn’t want to deal with her “snowballing” out of control!

   But then they thought, maybe they could handle Anivia, so they decided to queue up anyway. As the loading screen appeared, they couldn’t help but notice that the enemy team had a Nunu and Willump.

   Now, they were really regretting their decision. Anivia AND Nunu? It was going to be a cold, cold game.

   As the game started, they decided to play it safe and farm under their tower. But just as they were about to secure their first minion, they heard the sound of Nunu’s snowball rolling towards them.

   In a panic, they flashed away, narrowly avoiding being knocked up by the Yeti. But little did they know, Anivia was waiting in the wings, ready to capitalize on their moment of weakness.

   With a swift Q-E combo, Anivia trapped them in her icy prison, leaving them helpless as Nunu charged in for the kill.

   As they lay there, defeated, they couldn’t help but think to themselves, “Maybe I should’ve just stayed in ARAM…”

1. Why did the League of Legends player bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard there was a high elo!
2. What did the poro say to the other poro? Poro, poro, poro… Poro-sition!
3. Why was the support always calm during team fights? Because they knew how to ‘Zen’ the situation!
4. How does Yasuo like his coffee? With a little ‘Wind Wall’nut syrup!
5. Why was the Teemo invited to every party? Because he’s a real mushroom favorite!
6. What did the mid laner say to the jungler? “Don’t worry, I’ve got you ganked!”
7. Why did the Baron Nashor go to school? To get smarter, not just stronger!
8. How does a League of Legends champion apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to ‘feed’ the enemy!”
9. What do you call a group of supportive champions? A ‘heal-ing’ circle!
10. Why don’t League of Legends champions ever get lost? Because they always follow the ‘Minion’ map!
11. Why did the ADC bring a map to the game? Because they heard you need ‘direction’ to carry!
12. How did the League of Legends champion open the door? With a ‘Rift Herald’ key!
13. Why did the Ezreal carry a notebook? To keep track of all his ‘Mystic Shot’ hits!
14. Why was the jungle so noisy? Because the camps were always ‘respawning’!
15. What did the Nexus say to the inhibitor? “You complete me!”
16. Why was the League of Legends champion always calm? Because they had ‘Inner Peace’… and a lot of potions!
17. Why did the League of Legends player go to the doctor? Because they had a ‘Blitzcrank’ in their back!
18. What’s a League of Legends champion’s favorite type of music? ‘Pentakill’ metal!
19. Why was the dragon invited to every party? Because it’s always a ‘hot’ topic!
20. How does a League of Legends champion stay cool? They always have an ‘Iceborn Gauntlet’!

1. Why did the League of Legends player break up with their partner? Because they said they needed ‘solo queue’ time!
2. What did the Soraka say to the Warwick after a wild night out? “Looks like someone needs more than just healing!”
3. Why was the Ezreal always late to the date? Because he kept ‘Arcane Shifting’ his plans!
4. What did the Ahri say to the Rakan? “I’ve got more than just charms, darling!”
5. Why did the League of Legends player switch to playing Sona? Because they wanted to be the ‘ultimate support’ in bed!
6. What did the Zed say to his lover? “Let’s create some ‘shadow clones’ tonight!”
7. Why did the Nasus refuse to go on a date? Because he knew it would just end up in a ‘Q-stack’ disappointment!
8. What did the LeBlanc say to her admirer? “I’m a master of deception, but tonight, I’ll be honest with you!”
9. Why did the Gangplank get banned from Tinder? Because he kept saying, “Prepare to be boarded!”
10. What did the Thresh main say to their partner? “You’ve hooked me for life!”
11. Why did the League of Legends player join a cooking class? Because they heard it’s a great way to learn to ‘feed’ properly!
12. What did the Katarina say to her fling? “Let’s make it quick… like my resets!”
13. Why did the Miss Fortune never settle down? Because she believed in ‘love and crits’, not commitment!
14. What did the Jinx say to her partner in bed? “Time for some fireworks!”
15. Why did the League of Legends couple break up? Because they couldn’t agree on which lane to ‘main’ in life!
16. What did the Jhin say to his date? “Tonight, we’ll create a masterpiece!”
17. Why did the League of Legends player invest in a gaming chair? Because they knew they’d be spending a lot of time ‘carrying’!
18. What did the Lux say to her lover? “Let’s brighten up the night together!”
19. Why did the Draven go to therapy? Because he couldn’t stop seeing everything as ‘spinning axes’!
20. What did the Graves say after a one-night stand? “That was smokin’ hot!”

1. Why did the League of Legends champion always carry a map? Because they didn’t want to get lost in ‘Summoner’s Rift’ and end up in ‘Lost Chapter’!
2. Why did the ADC take a break from the game? Because they needed to ‘Crit’ some dad jokes!
3. Why did the jungle main always carry a flashlight? To find their way through the ‘Dark Passage’!
4. Why did the League of Legends player bring a broom to the game? To sweep up all the ‘minion-litter’!
5. Why did the support champion bring a deck of cards to the match? In case they needed to ‘Ace’ the situation!
6. Why did the mid laner wear sunglasses while playing? Because they were facing a ‘Brand’ new mid!
7. Why was the League of Legends player always calm during intense moments? Because they knew how to ‘Nunu’ and chill!
8. Why was the top laner always the first to arrive at the party? Because they knew how to ‘Teleport’ in style!
9. Why did the ADC switch to playing jungle? Because they heard there were more ‘ganks’ in the jungle!
10. Why did the League of Legends champion never get lost? Because they always followed the ‘Guiding Light’ of their monitor!
11. Why did the League of Legends player bring a fishing rod to the game? To reel in those ‘Kraken Slayer’ moments!
12. Why did the mid laner always carry a pen and paper? To keep track of all the ‘Fizz’ical damage!
13. Why was the League of Legends champion always invited to barbecues? Because they were a ‘Grill’ master!
14. Why did the support champion never complain about being tired? Because they knew how to ‘refresh’ their allies!
15. Why was the League of Legends champion never afraid of spiders? Because they were used to dealing with ‘Elise’ive foes!
16. Why did the League of Legends player bring a dictionary to the game? To understand all the ‘Nasus’ry terms!
17. Why did the ADC carry a toolbox? To fix any ‘Critical’ errors in their gameplay!
18. Why did the League of Legends player never get lost in the jungle? Because they had ‘Smite’ful instincts!
19. Why did the support always carry extra tissues? In case their ADC started crying over a ‘ward’ placement!
20. Why did the League of Legends player always wear a helmet? To protect themselves from getting ‘blitz-cranked’!

1. Why did the League of Legends champion bring a map to the game? Because they didn’t want to be ‘lost’ in the sauce!
2. What did the minion say to the cannon minion? “You’re the ‘bomb’!”
3. Why did the support refuse to dance? Because they didn’t want to ‘tank’ the party!
4. Why was the mid laner always cold? Because they were always ‘chilling’ in their lane!
5. What did the ward say to the enemy jungler? “I’ve got my ‘eye’ on you!”
6. Why did the ADC bring a broom to the game? To ‘sweep’ the enemy team!
7. What did the Baron Nashor say to the dragon? “You’re ‘fire’ce!”
8. Why did the Teemo carry a pen? To ‘mark’ his territory!
9. Why was the League of Legends champion always on time? Because they had ‘clockwork’ precision!
10. What did the Rammus say to the enemy team? “Okay!”
11. Why did the Ezreal always have perfect hair? Because he used ‘Arcane Shampoo’!
12. What did the tower say to the minion wave? “You shall not ‘pass’!”
13. Why did the jungler bring a shovel? To dig deep into the enemy’s defenses!
14. What did the Ahri say to the enemy champion? “You’ve stolen my ‘heart’!”
15. Why did the League of Legends champion bring a dictionary? To ‘define’ victory!
16. What did the Yuumi say to the catnip? “I’m feline fine!”
17. Why was the League of Legends champion always calm? Because they had ‘Zen’ mastery!
18. What did the Annie say to Tibbers? “You’re ‘bear’y special to me!”
19. Why was the Nexus feeling down? Because it couldn’t ‘tower’ over everyone!
20. What did the League of Legends player say to their computer? “You’re my ‘main’ squeeze!”

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