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1. Why did the fish blush at the lake? Because it saw the shore undressing!
2. What did one lake say to the other? “I lily-pad you on the back for being so shore-ific!”
3. How does a lake apologize? It sends a wave of regrets!
4. Why did the sun go to therapy after spending time at the lake? It had too many rays of emotional baggage!
5. What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? “Dam!”
6. Why did the duck bring a backpack to the lake? It wanted to quack open a cold one!
7. What do you call a lake with no water? A faux pas!
8. Why are lakes so good at basketball? They always make a splash with their shots!
9. How do you organize a fantastic party at the lake? You plan it to the last fin detail!
10. Why did the geese break up? They realized they were in different ponds in life!
11. What did the algae say to the lake? “I moss you when you’re not around!”
12. Why don’t lakes ever get bored? Because they have so many shore activities!
13. What’s a lake’s favorite instrument? The lake-trombone!
14. Why did the picnic table go to the lake? It wanted to have lunch with a view!
15. What do you call a lake that likes to joke around? A prank-quility!
16. Why are lakes great at keeping secrets? Because they have a lot of depths!
17. What’s a lake’s favorite TV show? “The Big Blue Theory!”
18. Why did the fish start a band? Because it had scales!
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes at the lake? Fsh!
20. How do lakes say goodbye? They wave!

1. Why did the fish blush at the lake? Because it saw the bottom!
2. Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the lake? Because it was ready to quack its bags!
3. What did the lake say to the boat? “Quit making waves, I’m trying to reflect here!”
4. Why did the scarecrow go to the lake? To keep an eye on the fish “stalkers”!
5. What did the fish say to the other fish at the lake party? “Let’s shell-ebrate!”
6. Why don’t lakes ever get lost? Because they always find their way around!
7. What’s a lake’s favorite kind of exercise? Water aerobics!
8. Why was the lake always invited to parties? Because it had a great ripple effect!
9. How do you catch a squirrel at the lake? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. Why don’t lakes ever get headaches? Because they have a lot of “shore” support!
11. What did one lake say to the other lake? “I’m all for you, just don’t be shallow!”
12. Why did the tomato turn red at the lake? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. What did the fisherman say to his wife before going to the lake? “I’m off the hook, honey!”
14. Why did the duck bring a basketball to the lake? Because it wanted to shoot some “hoops”!
15. Why don’t lakes worry about aging? Because they’re forever young-at-heart!
16. What did the lake say to the fisherman who caught too many fish? “You’re krilling me!”
17. Why was the math book sad at the lake? Because it had too many problems!
18. What do you call a fish who performs at the lake? A “fin”tastic entertainer!
19. Why did the bicycle go to the lake? It was two-tired of the road!
20. What did the fisherman say to the skeptical fish? “I’m not squidding around, take the bait!”

1. Why did the lake go to therapy? Because it had too many deep-seated issues!
2. What did the fish say to the lake? “Water you up to?”
3. Why did the grape stop swimming in the lake? It ran out of juice!
4. Why don’t lakes gossip? Because they’re too deep to stoop to shallow conversation!
5. What did the duck say when it landed in the lake? “Quack, I’m home!”
6. Why did the computer go for a swim in the lake? It wanted to log in!
7. What’s a lake’s favorite game? Tide and seek!
8. Why don’t lakes ever get lost? Because they always find their way downstream!
9. What’s a lake’s favorite movie genre? Romantic watershed!
10. Why did the lake refuse to share its secrets? It didn’t want to spill the water!
11. What’s a lake’s favorite type of music? H2O-p!
12. Why did the math book go swimming in the lake? It wanted to work on its fluid dynamics!
13. What do you call a lake with no water? A dry sense of humor!
14. Why did the musician bring their instruments to the lake? They wanted to make some waves!
15. Why don’t lakes ever need sunscreen? Because they always stay cool!
16. What’s a lake’s favorite type of exercise? Aqua aerobics!
17. Why did the lake go to school? It wanted to be well-rounded!
18. What do you call a lake with a sense of humor? A pun-d!
19. Why don’t lakes ever feel lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by their reflections!
20. What did the water say to the lake? “Thanks for being such a great basin!”

1. Why did the fish blush when it swam in the lake? Because it saw the shore undressing!
2. What did the grape say when it got thrown into the lake? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
3. Why don’t lakes ever get lost? Because they always know their way around!
4. What did the duck say when it crossed the lake? “Just winging it!”
5. Why did the bicycle fall into the lake? Because it was two-tired!
6. How does a lake greet another lake? With a friendly wave!
7. Why did the scarecrow go to the lake? To keep an eye on the water level!
8. What’s a lake’s favorite type of music? Lake ‘n’ Roll!
9. Why was the math book sad at the lake? Because it had too many problems!
10. What do you call a lazy lake? Pond-ering!
11. Why did the computer go to the lake? To reboot!
12. What do you call a fish that needs help with its vocals? A lake singer!
13. Why did the tomato turn red in the lake? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What did one lake say to the other? “You shore are beautiful!”
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the lake? In case he got a hole in one!
16. What do you call a lake that likes to gossip? A spillway!
17. Why did the chicken cross the lake? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
18. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the lake? Because he heard the fish were schooling!
19. What’s a lake’s favorite snack? Ships and dip!
20. Why was the calendar afraid to swim in the lake? Because it was afraid of going into overtime!

1. Why did the fish blush when it swam in the lake? Because it saw the shore and got shore-struck!
2. What do you call a lake that’s always in a hurry? A ‘rush hour’ reservoir!
3. Why did the scarecrow get promoted to lifeguard at the lake? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why don’t lakes ever get lost? Because they always know which way the currents flow!
5. What did the duck say when it found out about the lake’s famous parties? “Quack open the champagne, let’s make a splash!”
6. What did the grape say when it got thrown into the lake? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
7. Why did the computer go to the lake? To surf the net!
8. Why don’t lakes gossip? Because they’re too busy minding their own basins!
9. Why was the math book sad by the lake? Because it had too many problems to solve and needed some ‘calm’culations!
10. What do you call a lake with a caffeine addiction? A java-jittery reservoir!
11. Why did the bicycle fall into the lake? Because it was two-tired!
12. What did one lake say to the other during a race? “I’m shore you can’t beat me, I’m just too deep in the game!”
13. Why did the scarecrow refuse to swim in the lake? Because he was chicken!
14. Why did the sunflower refuse to grow near the lake? Because it heard the lake was full of ‘bottom-feeders’!
15. Why was the math book so comfortable by the lake? Because it found its perfect ‘pi’ spot!
16. Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the lake? Because it realized it was about to get into hot water!
17. Why did the musician love performing by the lake? Because of the natural ‘reverb’!
18. Why did the grapefruit refuse to swim in the lake? Because it heard there were ‘pulp’ sharks!
19. Why did the cookie go to the lake? Because it wanted to take a dip in the ‘choc chip’!
20. Why was the lake always so calm during exams? Because it knew how to ‘study’ the surface tension!

1. Why did the fish blush at the lake? Because it saw the lake’s bottom!
2. What do you call a lazy lake? A pond-erous one!
3. Why don’t lakes gossip? Because they’re all about keeping things water under the bridge!
4. What did one lake say to the other? “I’m shore you’re swell!”
5. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the lake? To go to the high dive!
6. What’s a lake’s favorite exercise? Water aerobics!
7. How does a lake greet people? With a wave!
8. Why was the math book sad at the lake? It had too many problems to count!
9. Why was the computer cold at the lake? It left its Windows open!
10. Why did the scarecrow go to the lake? To find its missing reflection!
11. What do you call a lake that likes to keep things tidy? Neat-as-a-pier!
12. Why did the kid bring a pencil to the lake? To draw the scenery!
13. What did one lake say to the other lake during a race? “I’m lapping you!”
14. Why did the tomato turn red at the lake? It saw the salad dressing!
15. What’s a lake’s favorite snack? Ships and dip!
16. Why did the sun go to the lake? To catch some rays!
17. What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the lake? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
18. Why did the bird stand on one leg at the lake? Because if it lifted both, it would fall in!
19. Why did the bicycle go to the lake? It wanted to meet its spokes-person!
20. What’s a lake’s favorite subject in school? Liquid dynamics!

1. Why did the lake refuse to date the river? Because it heard rivers are always running away from commitment.
2. What’s a lake’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a fisherman? Because you just reeled me in.”
3. Why did the lake break up with the mountain? It couldn’t handle the altitude difference.
4. What did the lake say to the shoreline? “You make my waves go wild.”
5. Why did the fish blush at the lake? It saw the lake’s bottom.
6. How did the lake greet the beach? “Shore thing, you’re looking sandy-tastic.”
7. What’s a lake’s favorite movie genre? Romcoms, because they’re all about “lake” stories.
8. Why was the lake always calm? Because it knew how to keep its cool.
9. What did the lake say to the thirsty traveler? “Come for a swim, the water’s fine… and so am I.”
10. Why did the lake throw a party? It wanted to see some fishnet stockings.
11. How does a lake flirt? It sends ripples down your spine.
12. What did the lake say to the boat? “You float my boat, let’s make some waves.”
13. Why did the lake avoid relationships? It didn’t want to get caught in a whirlpool of emotions.
14. What did one lake say to the other? “I’m deeper than I look.”
15. How does a lake impress its date? By showing off its smooth surface and depth.
16. Why did the lake start therapy? It had too many repressed emotions bubbling beneath the surface.
17. What’s a lake’s favorite song? “Under the Boardwalk,” because it’s all about those waterfront vibes.
18. Why did the lake blush? It saw the sunrise and realized it wasn’t the only one changing colors.
19. What did the lake say to the moon? “You make me feel tide down.”
20. Why did the lake get jealous? It saw someone else making waves.

1. Why did the fish blush when it swam in the lake? Because it saw the algae “lake-ing” at it!
2. What do you call a lake that loves to gossip? A “wave” of rumors!
3. Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the lake? Because it wanted to go on a “quack”-tion!
4. What’s a lake’s favorite exercise? Water aerobics, of course! It’s the “shore” way to stay fit!
5. Why don’t lakes ever get lost? Because they always know their “shore” way!
6. What did the fish say when it hit the wall of the lake? “Dam!”
7. Why did the scarecrow get a job at the lake? Because it was outstanding in its field of “water” management!
8. What did one lake say to the other lake during an argument? “Let’s just “shore” up our differences!”
9. Why did the man bring a ladder to the lake? He heard the fish were “climbing” the charts!
10. What do you call a nervous lake? Lake “Anxiety”!
11. Why was the math book sad at the lake? Because it had too many problems with its “buoys”!
12. What did the fish say when it bumped into a wall at the lake? “I’m hooked on a “reel”-ity show!”
13. Why did the sunfish start a band at the lake? Because it had scales for “riffs”!
14. Why did the lake have a party? Because it wanted to “wave” hello to all its friends!
15. What do you call a lake with no water? A “dry” sense of humor!
16. Why did the duck bring a bottle of shampoo to the lake? Because it heard there were “dive”-ine waves!
17. What’s a lake’s favorite TV show? “The Water Channel”!
18. Why did the fish refuse to play cards at the lake? Because it was afraid of “scale”ing the stakes!
19. What did the lake say to the canoe? “Let’s make waves together!”
20. Why was the mermaid so good at math? Because she always knew her “tide”-ables!

1. Why did the lake break up with its partner? It said, “I need some space.”
2. What did the cheese say when it saw the lake? “That’s grate!”
3. Why did the fish refuse to swim in the lake? It was too gouda be true!
4. How does a lake greet someone? With a big “Whey!”
5. Why don’t lakes ever feel lonely? Because they always have waves of friends!
6. What did the cheese say to the lake during sunset? “You’re the bries of my life!”
7. Why did the cheese go to the lake? It wanted to dairy dip!
8. How does a lake apologize? “I’m sorry for being so cheddarly!”
9. Why was the lake always so calm? Because it had excellent emotional concheese!
10. What’s a lake’s favorite game? Grate outdoors!
11. Why did the cheese bring a life jacket to the lake? It wanted to stay feta-safe!
12. What did the lake say to the cheese that fell in? “That’s nacho place!”
13. How does a lake make decisions? It goes with its gut-ter instincts!
14. Why did the cheese sit by the lake? It wanted to contemplate its curds of wisdom.
15. What do lakes say when they’re being admired? “Thanks for noticing, it’s been a gouda day!”
16. Why did the lake organize a party? It wanted to have a brie-lake gathering!
17. What did the cheese write in its love letter to the lake? “You make my heart melt!”
18. Why did the cheese go to the lake alone? It was feeling a bit bleu.
19. How does a lake tell a joke? With plenty of cheesy punchlines!
20. Why did the cheese refuse to leave the lake? It was whey too attached!

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