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81. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a poet? Because they could never find the right words to describe dairy!
82. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite board game? Lactose-Free Candy Land – where everything is made of dairy alternatives!
83. Why was the lactose intolerant person always the first one to leave the party? Because they didn’t want to risk any dairy contamination!
84. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite exercise? The milk run – sprinting away from anything dairy!
85. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a magician? So they could make dairy disappear!
86. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels, because they love solving the case of the hidden dairy!
87. Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to join the choir? Because they were lactose intolerant, not tone deaf!
88. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite movie genre? Action films, because they love the adrenaline rush of avoiding dairy!
89. Why did the lactose intolerant person bring a cow to the party? To milk the opportunity for dairy-free snacks!
90. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite car? A dairy-free, lactose-intolerant mobile!
91. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a pilot? So they could fly far away from any dairy clouds!
92. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite fruit? Anything but a dairy pear!
93. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a banker? To make cheddar without any lactose!
94. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite sport? Avoiding the cheese-throwing competition!
95. Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to watch the dairy-themed TV show? Because they heard it was full of cheesy drama!
96. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite type of vacation? A dairy-free getaway to the lactose-intolerant islands!
97. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a firefighter? To extinguish any dairy-related emergencies!
98. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite form of transportation? Anything but a dairy train!
99. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a comedian? To milk every laugh without any dairy jokes!
100. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite weather? Anything but a dairy rainstorm!

1. Why did the lactose molecule go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit cultured!
2. What did the lactose say to the dairy farmer? “You’ve got to be cheesy kidding me!”
3. Why don’t lactose molecules like to share? Because they’re a little too self-absorbed!
4. What did one lactose molecule say to the other during a party? “Let’s shake it up and curdle some plans!”
5. How does a lactose molecule apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being so cheesy.”
6. Why did the lactose molecule start a band? Because it wanted to jam with its dairy friends!
7. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite dance move? The curdle shuffle!
8. Why did the lactose molecule break up with its partner? They were too intolerant!
9. What did the lactose molecule say when it won the race? “I’m milking this victory for all it’s worth!”
10. How does a lactose molecule greet its friends? With a warm, cheesy hug!
11. Why did the lactose molecule become a comedian? Because it had a knack for cheesy jokes!
12. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite hobby? Making whey too many puns!
13. Why was the lactose molecule feeling blue? Because it was feeling a bit pasteurized!
14. What did the lactose molecule bring to the potluck? Some cheesy jokes and a whole lot of dairy delight!
15. Why was the lactose molecule afraid of the dark? Because it was lactose-intolerant!
16. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite game? Curdle and Seek!
17. Why did the lactose molecule go to therapy? It had some unresolved dairy issues!
18. How does a lactose molecule write a love letter? With lots of cheesy sentiments!
19. Why did the lactose molecule apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make some dough!
20. What did the lactose molecule say when it finally found its match? “You’re the cheese to my macaroni!”

1. Why did the lactose molecule go to therapy? Because it had a dairy-lemma!
2. What do you call a lactose molecule’s favorite TV show? “The Big Cheese Theory!”
3. Why was the lactose molecule always the center of attention? Because it had a dairy charming personality!
4. How does a lactose molecule apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being so cheesy.”
5. What did the lactose molecule say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’m here to lactose you up!”
6. Why was the lactose molecule feeling optimistic? Because it was ready to take on the dairy challenges ahead!
7. What did one lactose molecule say to the other during a race? “I’m whey ahead of you!”
8. Why did the lactose molecule refuse to fight? Because it believed in peace, love, and lactose-tolerance!
9. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Dairy-illionaire?”
10. Why did the lactose molecule go to the gym? It wanted to be strong and curd-ly!
11. How does a lactose molecule stay in shape? It does lots of whey-robics!
12. What did the lactose molecule say when it won the lottery? “I’m udderly delighted!”
13. Why did the lactose molecule get invited to all the parties? Because it always brought the cheesy snacks!
14. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking gouda tonight!”
15. Why did the lactose molecule become a comedian? Because it had a knack for whey-ving the crowd!
16. What do you call a lactose molecule that’s a bit clumsy? A butterfingers!
17. Why did the lactose molecule break up with its partner? They were too intolerant!
18. What did the lactose molecule say when it fell down? “I’ve gouda get back up!”
19. Why was the lactose molecule always the life of the party? Because it could churn any gathering into a dairy good time!
20. How does a lactose molecule make friends? By being extra whey-sy to get along with!

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1. Why did the lactose molecule go to therapy? It had trouble processing its feelings.
2. What did the lactose say to the intolerant person? “Sorry for milking this situation.”
3. Why don’t lactose molecules ever win arguments? They’re too busy curdling under pressure.
4. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite dance move? The curdle shuffle.
5. How did the lactose molecule apologize? It said, “I’m really sorry for being cheesy.”
6. Why did the lactose molecule break up with the water molecule? It couldn’t handle the dilution.
7. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite holiday destination? The Milky Way.
8. Why was the lactose molecule confident? It knew it had a lot of potential for curd-iosity.
9. What did the lactose molecule say to the enzyme? “Let’s make this a dairy good day.”
10. Why did the lactose molecule become a comedian? It had a knack for whey-dropping jokes.
11. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite movie genre? Dairy tales.
12. Why was the lactose molecule always invited to parties? It knew how to milk the moment.
13. How does a lactose molecule greet others? With a friendly “Lacto-hello!”
14. Why did the lactose molecule refuse to fight? It believed in lacto-peace.
15. What did the lactose molecule say to the lactose-free milk? “We’re not on the same wavelength.”
16. Why did the lactose molecule start a band? It wanted to make some whey-ve.
17. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” by Jourdan Dairy.
18. Why did the lactose molecule go to school? It wanted to be part of the curricula.
19. What did the lactose molecule say during a workout? “Let’s whey-stle while we work.”
20. Why did the lactose molecule excel in chemistry? It had a whey with reactions.

1. Why did the lactose molecule go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from its dairy buddies.
2. What did the lactose say to the milk? “You’ve got to be whey-kidding me!”
3. Why don’t lactose molecules ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always getting spotted!
4. How does lactose propose to its sweetheart? With a “dairy” me note.
5. Why did the lactose molecule break up with the cheese? It said, “You’re too cheesy for me.”
6. What did the lactose molecule use to repair its broken heart? Some curd therapy.
7. Why did the lactose molecule refuse to dance? It was afraid of curdling the mood.
8. Why was the lactose molecule always so calm? Because it had a lactose-tolerance for drama.
9. What did the lactose molecule say to the lactase enzyme? “Thanks for breaking me free!”
10. Why did the lactose molecule get a job as a comedian? It had a knack for dairy-licious jokes.
11. What did the lactose molecule do when it won the lottery? It bought a dairy farm and lived udderly happily ever after.
12. Why did the lactose molecule enroll in art class? It wanted to improve its dairy-air drawing skills.
13. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite genre of music? R’n’Brie.
14. Why did the lactose molecule go to the gym? It wanted to be a little less lactose-intolerant.
15. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite hobby? Curd-ling up with a good book.
16. Why did the lactose molecule always carry a map? It didn’t want to get lost in the dairy-land.
17. What did the lactose molecule do at the party? It made everyone laugh with its whey of humor.
18. Why did the lactose molecule apply for a job at the ice cream parlor? It wanted to be the scoop on lactose.
19. Why was the lactose molecule a good listener? It had an ear for dairy-tales.
20. What did the lactose molecule do when it couldn’t sleep? It counted sheep until they were udderly exhausted.

61. Why don’t lactose intolerant people ever win races? Because they always have to stop for a dairy break!
62. What did the lactose intolerant person say when asked to drink milk? “I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m dairy selective!”
63. How does a lactose intolerant person eat cheese? Very carefully and with lots of lactase pills!
64. Why don’t lactose intolerant people ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always afraid the cheese will find them!
65. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite type of math? Subtracting dairy from their diet!
66. Why was the lactose intolerant ghost so happy? Because it could finally enjoy boo-nless dairy treats!
67. What do you call a lactose intolerant astronaut? A space casein!
68. Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to break up with their dairy-loving partner? Because they were too cheesy to let go!
69. How does a lactose intolerant person say goodbye? “Dairy well!”
70. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite dance move? The lactose shuffle – avoiding dairy with every step!
71. Why don’t lactose intolerant people ever become chefs? Because they can’t handle the heat of the dairy!
72. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey, because they never stop believing they can find dairy-free alternatives!
73. Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to watch the cheese-making documentary? Because they heard it was too cheesy!
74. What did the lactose intolerant person say when offered ice cream? “Sorry, I’m too cool for lactose!”
75. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a detective? To solve the mystery of the missing lactase enzymes!
76. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite type of humor? Cheesy puns, as long as they’re dairy-free!
77. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a gardener? Because they wanted to grow lactose-free milkweed!
78. What do you call a lactose intolerant superhero? The Lactase Avenger, fighting for dairy-free justice!
79. Why did the lactose intolerant person go to the baseball game? To catch some lactose-free peanuts!
80. What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite holiday? Dairy of Independence Day, celebrating freedom from lactose!

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61. Why did Nickelback go to the dentist? To fix their rock ‘n’ roll cavities.
62. What’s Nickelback’s favorite car? A rock ‘n’ roller.
63. Why did Nickelback bring a map to their concert? To find the key changes.
64. What did the ocean say to Nickelback? Nothing, it just waved their music away.
65. Why did Nickelback get a new alarm clock? To wake up from their rock dreams.
66. How do you know Nickelback is recording a new album? The silence is louder.
67. What’s Nickelback’s favorite planet? Rock-tune.
68. Why did Nickelback take a computer class? To learn how to rock the keyboard.
69. Why did Nickelback cross the road? To get away from their own music.
70. What do you call a Nickelback album in a dumpster? A rock collection.
71. Why did Nickelback take a road trip? To find new fans, if any.
72. What’s Nickelback’s favorite board game? Rock and Roll Monopoly.
73. Why did Nickelback go to the zoo? To see the rockhopper penguins.
74. How does Nickelback prepare for a concert? They rock their socks off.
75. What’s Nickelback’s secret talent? Making everyone a comedian.
76. Why did Nickelback start a podcast? To rock the airwaves.
77. What do you get when Nickelback sings underwater? A rock lobster.
78. Why did Nickelback join a book club? To find new rock genres.
79. How do you know when Nickelback is working on a new song? You don’t, and that’s a relief.
80. What’s Nickelback’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky road.

1. Why did the lactose molecule go to therapy? Because it had a case of dairy insecurity!
2. What do you call a lactose-intolerant cow? A milk dud!
3. Why don’t lactose molecules ever get lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by dairy friends!
4. Why did the lactose molecule refuse to dance? It had too many curds and wheys!
5. How did the lactose molecule respond when asked about its favorite band? “The Milky Chance!”
6. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite sport? Cheese rolling!
7. Why don’t lactose molecules ever go on vacation? Because they’re afraid of getting curdled passports!
8. What do lactose molecules say to comfort each other? “It’s okay, we’re just having a dairy tough time!”
9. Why did the lactose molecule become a comedian? It wanted to whey in on the laughter!
10. How did the lactose molecule solve its problems? By curdling up with a good book!
11. What did one lactose molecule say to the other during a race? “I’m on a roll!”
12. Why was the lactose molecule invited to all the parties? Because it was the cream of the crop!
13. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite movie genre? Dairy tales!
14. Why did the lactose molecule break up with its partner? It said, “It’s not you, it’s me. I need some space to ferment.”
15. What did the lactose molecule say when it won the lottery? “I’m feeling grate!”
16. Why was the lactose molecule always the life of the party? Because it had a gouda sense of humor!
17. What did the lactose molecule do when it got a job offer? It said, “I’ll cheddar some light on the subject and let you know!”
18. Why did the lactose molecule go to the gym? To get that whey protein!
19. What’s a lactose molecule’s favorite hobby? Cheese crafting!
20. Why don’t lactose molecules ever get lost? Because they always follow the dairy road!

1. Why did the lactose kid bring a ladder to the dairy farm? Because he heard the cows were jumping over the moon and wanted to join!
2. What did the lactose kid say to his mom when she asked if he wanted milk with his cereal? “No whey, I’m lactose intolerant!”
3. How does the lactose kid like to spend his summer vacation? Milky way!
4. Why did the lactose kid take a cow to show and tell? Because he wanted to milk the opportunity for a good grade!
5. What did the lactose kid say when his friend asked if he liked cheese? “I’m not sure, it’s a bit cheesy!”
6. Why did the lactose kid wear earmuffs to the dairy farm? Because he heard the cows singing moo-sic!
7. What’s the lactose kid’s favorite game to play at parties? Pin the tail on the milk carton!
8. Why did the lactose kid put his money in the cheese bank? Because he wanted it to mature into cheddar!
9. What did the lactose kid say when he saw a cheese sculpture? “That’s grate!”
10. Why was the lactose kid afraid of the dairy section in the grocery store? Because he heard it was udderly terrifying!
11. What did the lactose kid say to the lactose molecule? “Don’t be cheesy!”
12. How does the lactose kid greet his dairy farmer neighbor? “Hey, how’s it mooing?”
13. Why did the lactose kid become friends with the milk carton? Because it was a real square!
14. What did the lactose kid say when he spilled milk on the floor? “It’s okay, it’s just a lactose mishap!”
15. Why did the lactose kid bring a cow to school? Because it was his ‘moo-sical’ instrument for the talent show!
16. What’s the lactose kid’s favorite bedtime story? “Jack and the Beanstalk… with extra cheese!”
17. Why did the lactose kid want to be an astronaut? To explore the milky way!
18. What did the lactose kid say when asked how he wanted his pizza? “Extra cheese, please, but hold the lactose!”
19. Why did the lactose kid bring a magnifying glass to the dairy farm? To look for the missing piece of his cheesy puzzle!
20. What did the lactose kid say to the lactose-intolerant alien? “Don’t worry, I’ll bring the lactose-free space milk!”

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1. Why did the lactose adult bring a cow to the party? Because he wanted to milk the social scene!
2. What did the lactose adult say when someone asked if they wanted cream in their coffee? “No thanks, I prefer my coffee lactose-free and hassle-free!”
3. How does the lactose adult like to unwind after a long day? With a glass of wine and some non-dairy cheese!
4. Why did the lactose adult invest in almond milk? Because they wanted to diversify their dairy portfolio!
5. What did the lactose adult say when they accidentally ate cheese? “Oops, looks like I’ll be paying for that later!”
6. Why did the lactose adult choose to live in a lactose-free household? Because they couldn’t handle the dairy drama!
7. What’s the lactose adult’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking gouda tonight!”
8. Why did the lactose adult take a cooking class? To master the art of dairy-free cuisine!
9. What did the lactose adult say when asked why they avoid dairy? “I’m just not in the mood for a lactose-induced drama!”
10. How does the lactose adult navigate the cheese section at the supermarket? With caution and a lactase enzyme supplement!
11. Why did the lactose adult bring lactase pills to the picnic? Because they didn’t want their lactose intolerance to spoil the fun!
12. What did the lactose adult say when their friend offered them ice cream? “No thanks, I’ll pass on the lactose-induced stomachache!”
13. Why did the lactose adult start a dairy-free blog? To share their journey of living a lactose-free lifestyle!
14. What’s the lactose adult’s favorite dessert? Anything dairy-free and delicious!
15. Why did the lactose adult switch to soy milk? Because they wanted to soy long to lactose intolerance symptoms!
16. What did the lactose adult say when asked why they don’t eat cheese? “I’m just not feeling dairy adventurous today!”
17. Why did the lactose adult bring lactose-free cheese to the potluck? So they could enjoy the party without the lactose aftermath!
18. How does the lactose adult handle dairy cravings? By finding creative and delicious dairy-free alternatives!
19. What did the lactose adult say when someone asked if they wanted milk in their tea? “No thanks, I’ll stick to almond milk!”
20. Why did the lactose adult choose to date a lactose-intolerant partner? So they could share their dairy-free journey together!

1. Why did the lactose dad buy a dairy farm? Because he wanted to be utterly responsible for his own lactose supply!
2. What did the lactose dad say when his kids asked for milk with their cookies? “Sure, just make sure it’s lactose-free so we can all enjoy it without any ‘udder’ issues!”
3. How does the lactose dad like to start his day? With a glass of lactose-free milk and a cheesy dad joke!
4. Why did the lactose dad dress up as a cow for Halloween? Because he wanted to show his support for lactose-free alternatives!
5. What did the lactose dad say when his friend complained about lactose intolerance? “Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world, just the end of the dairy aisle!”
6. Why did the lactose dad bring a cheese platter to the party? Because he wanted to ‘brie’ the life of the party!
7. How does the lactose dad handle lactose-free cooking? With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of creativity!
8. Why did the lactose dad take his family on a dairy-free vacation? Because he wanted to ‘milk’ every moment without any stomachaches!
9. What did the lactose dad say when his kid asked why they can’t have regular milk? “Because lactose-free milk is the real ‘moo’-vement!”
10. Why did the lactose dad bring lactase pills to the movie theater? Because he didn’t want any lactose intolerance drama during family movie night!
11. What did the lactose dad say when asked why he avoids dairy? “I’m just too ‘whey’-rd for lactose!”
12. How does the lactose dad handle dairy cravings? With a lactose-free ice cream sundae and a side of dad jokes!
13. Why did the lactose dad switch to almond milk? Because he wanted to ‘nut’ mess with lactose intolerance symptoms!
14. What did the lactose dad say when someone asked if he missed cheese? “Not ‘moo-ch’, I’m perfectly content with my lactose-free options!”
15. Why did the lactose dad start a lactose-free cooking channel? Because he wanted to share his cheesy jokes and delicious recipes with the world!
16. How does the lactose dad navigate the dairy aisle at the grocery store? With a cart full of lactose-free alternatives and a smile on his face!
17. Why did the lactose dad bring lactose-free cheese to the barbecue? So he could enjoy his burgers without any lactose-induced regrets!
18. What did the lactose dad say when his friend asked why he avoids dairy? “I’m just lactose intolerant… to lactose!”
19. Why did the lactose dad switch to oat milk? Because he wanted to oat up to new dairy-free possibilities!
20. What did the lactose dad say when his kid asked for ice cream? “Sure, as long as it’s lactose-free and we can all scream for joy together!”

41. Why did Nickelback get a GPS? To find their way back to the charts.
42. What do you call Nickelback without instruments? Acapella disaster.
43. Why did Nickelback get lost in the woods? They couldn’t find their way back to relevance.
44. What’s Nickelback’s favorite type of fish? Rockfish.
45. Why did Nickelback bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes.
46. How do you wake up a Nickelback fan? Play some real rock music.
47. What’s Nickelback’s favorite drink? Hard rock lemonade.
48. Why did Nickelback buy a farm? To raise their standards.
49. How does Nickelback stay organized? With rock and roll schedules.
50. What did Nickelback say when they lost their keys? “We’ll find them when we see them.”
51. Why did Nickelback go to space? To rock out of this world.
52. What’s Nickelback’s favorite sport? Rock climbing.
53. Why did Nickelback go to the art gallery? To learn about album cover designs.
54. What did Nickelback name their boat? The Rocking Ship.
55. Why did Nickelback enroll in a dance class? To improve their rock moves.
56. What’s Nickelback’s favorite type of weather? A rockstorm.
57. Why did Nickelback hire a magician? To make their critics disappear.
58. What do you get when you cross Nickelback with an octopus? A band with more than two hits.
59. How does Nickelback write their songs? With rock-solid determination.
60. Why did Nickelback go to the comedy club? To learn how to take a joke.

“Another 20 Whey-ward Whimsies: Lactose-Free Laughs Unleashed!”

1. Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of dealing with cheese!
2. What did the lactose say to the cheese? “You’re grate!”
3. Why did the cheese refuse to mingle with the lactose? Because it was too cheesy!
4. What did the lactose intolerant comedian say? “I’m feeling a little curd-tastrophic tonight!”
5. Why did the cheese break up with the lactose? It was too fondue of independence!
6. How does lactose introduce itself? “I’m just here for the whey!”
7. What did the lactose intolerant person say to the cheesy joke? “You’re milking it!”
8. Why don’t lactose intolerant people ever win at hide and seek? Because they’re always in de-nial!
9. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling blue, but lactose was there to whey in!
10. Why did the lactose intolerant ghost haunt the cheese factory? Because it wanted to scare the curds out of them!
11. Why did the lactose go to the party? Because it heard there was a lot of cheddar!
12. What did the lactose intolerant mouse say to the cheese? “You’re not my type, you make me too gassy!”
13. Why did the lactose intolerant athlete switch to almond milk? Because dairy made them too whey-k!
14. Why did the lactose intolerant cow break up with the cheese? Because it was lactose intolerant too!
15. What did the lactose intolerant person say about their crush on cheese? “It’s just a curd-tionship!”
16. Why did the lactose go to school? To get grater knowledge!
17. Why don’t lactose intolerant people like to watch cheese making documentaries? Because they find them too dairy-ing!
18. What did the lactose intolerant person say to the cheese shop owner? “You’re whey out of line!”
19. Why did the lactose intolerant person become a detective? Because they were good at solving cheese cases!
20. What did the lactose intolerant cheese say to the pizza? “You’re too crusty for me!”

21. Why did Nickelback apply for a job at the bakery? They wanted to be better at rolling in dough.
22. What’s Nickelback’s favorite type of movie? A rockumentary.
23. Why did Nickelback bring string to the concert? To tie up loose ends in their setlist.
24. How does Nickelback stay cool during a heatwave? They hang out in the shade of their former fame.
25. Why did Nickelback go to school? To improve their rock ‘n’ roll literacy.
26. What do you call Nickelback in a suit? A misplaced genre.
27. Why did the Nickelback fan go broke? Spent all their money on concert tickets.
28. How do you make Nickelback sound better? Play them underwater.
29. Why did Nickelback visit the library? To check out some new material.
30. What’s Nickelback’s favorite exercise? Rock climbing.
31. Why did Nickelback join a choir? To hit the right notes for once.
32. What do you get if you cross Nickelback with a computer? A reboot of the 2000s.
33. Why did Nickelback hire a personal trainer? To work on their album flexibility.
34. How does Nickelback order their steak? Well-done, like their albums.
35. Why did Nickelback get kicked out of the bar? They couldn’t handle the heavy metal.
36. What’s Nickelback’s favorite holiday? Rocktober.
37. How does Nickelback start a race? Rock, set, go!
38. Why did Nickelback take a nap? They needed to recharge their rock batteries.
39. What’s Nickelback’s favorite type of math? Rock and roll algebra.
40. Why did Nickelback join a cooking class? To learn how to make their hits sizzle.

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