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1. Why did the scarecrow get promoted in the labor union? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo who doesn’t want to work? A pouch potato!
3. Why was the math book sad during labor? It had too many problems!
4. Why don’t skeletons like manual labor? They prefer to keep their bones idle!
5. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like to work? A drill sergeant!
6. Why did the broom go to labor court? It wanted to sweep away injustice!
7. Why did the tomato turn red during labor? It saw the salad dressing!
8. Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny antibodies!
9. Why did the computer go on strike? It had too many bugs!
10. Why did the grape stop working? It was tired of being crushed!
11. Why did the musician get kicked out of the labor union? He couldn’t handle the beat!
12. Why was the calendar so good at its job? It had dates to keep!
13. Why was the belt arrested during labor? It held up a pair of pants!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over during labor? It was two-tired!
15. Why was the football coach a terrible laborer? He kept dropping the ball!
16. Why did the coffee file a complaint? It was getting mugged every morning!
17. Why did the tree go to work? It wanted to branch out!
18. Why did the electrician become a comedian? He was wired for humor!
19. Why was the flower unhappy at work? It felt like it was just petal pushing!
20. Why was the bee such a hard worker? Because it knew the value of a good buzz!

1. Why did the hammer go to therapy? It had too many nail-biting experiences!
2. Why was the gardener always calm? Because he knew how to mulch-task!
3. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It couldn’t handle the mistakes anymore!
4. Why did the chef become a gardener? Because he wanted to make “seasoned” vegetables!
5. Why was the clock always in trouble at work? It couldn’t keep its hands to itself!
6. Why did the tree go to school? To get a little more rootine in its life!
7. Why did the fisherman switch careers? He realized he was just angling for compliments!
8. Why was the bee so popular at the office? Because it knew all the buzz around the water cooler!
9. Why did the comedian work at the bakery? He wanted to make some “dough” with his jokes!
10. Why did the mathematician become a carpenter? He wanted to work with more solid figures!
11. Why did the cell phone get a job at the construction site? Because it had great reception!
12. Why did the broom get promoted? It swept the competition under the rug!
13. Why was the scarecrow a terrible employee? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. Why was the bread always so tired? Because it always got “toasted” at work!
15. Why did the cheese get a job as a painter? It wanted to brie-ghten up people’s lives!
16. Why did the math book go to therapy? It had too many problems!
17. Why was the bicycle so bad at its job? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being two-tired!
18. Why was the tomato so good at its job? Because it never ketchup with work!
19. Why did the janitor take a broom to bed? Because he wanted to sweep with dreams!
20. Why did the musician get fired from the construction site? Because he couldn’t find the right beat!

1. Why did the laborer bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to take their career to new heights!
2. What did the construction worker say to their tools? “You nail it every time!”
3. Why was the carpenter always calm on the job? Because they knew how to keep a level head!
4. How does a plumber keep track of time? With a pipe wrench clock!
5. Why did the electrician always carry a charged phone? Because they were wired for communication!
6. What did the painter say to the wall? “You’re looking a little flat, let’s add some color!”
7. Why was the roofer always the life of the party? Because they knew how to raise it to another level!
8. How does a gardener communicate with plants? They use plant “jargon”!
9. Why don’t carpenters ever get lost? Because they always follow the “saw”dust trail!
10. Why was the construction site so noisy? Because it had too many “concrete” ideas!
11. What did the bricklayer say when asked about their love life? “I’m just laying the foundation for a solid relationship!”
12. Why did the handyman go to therapy? Because they had too many screws loose!
13. What do you call a lazy gardener? A plant manager!
14. Why did the plumber become a chef? Because they were tired of dealing with leaks and wanted to work with leeks!
15. Why was the electrician shocked when they got their bill? Because it was positively electrifying!
16. What did the HVAC technician say to the broken air conditioner? “Cool it, we’ll get you back in the game!”
17. Why did the construction worker bring a pencil to the job? In case they needed to draw some plans!
18. Why don’t painters ever get lost? Because they always know which way is “hue”!
19. Why was the janitor so good at math? Because they knew how to clean up fractions!
20. What did the carpenter say when they finished building a table? “That’s how I saw it in my mind!”

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because they were outstanding in their field!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
7. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because they were always spotted!
8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case they got a hole in one!
10. Why did the bee get married? Because they found their honey!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
12. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
13. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
14. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
15. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
19. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
20. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!

1. Why did the laborer bring a ladder to work? Because they heard it was a step towards success!
2. How did the laborer fix the broken fence? With some “fence” therapy!
3. Why did the laborer become a comedian? Because they knew how to “work” a crowd!
4. What did the laborer say to their tired hammer? “You nailed it today!”
5. Why was the laborer always calm? Because they knew how to “work” things out!
6. How does a laborer keep cool during work? They have a “fan”-tastic attitude!
7. What’s a laborer’s favorite type of music? “Tool” tunes!
8. Why did the laborer bring a shovel to the comedy club? They heard they needed to dig deep for laughs!
9. What did the laborer say to the stubborn bolt? “You’re screwing up my day!”
10. How did the laborer become friends with the clock? They punched in at the same time every day!
11. Why was the laborer always confident? Because they knew how to “hammer” out problems!
12. What’s a laborer’s favorite dessert? “Work”ing pudding!
13. How does a laborer make decisions? They “measure” twice and cut once!
14. Why did the laborer bring a wrench to the beach? Because they heard the sand needed tightening!
15. What did the laborer say to the pencil? “You’re the write tool for the job!”
16. How does a laborer prepare for a rainy day? They have a “saw” under their umbrella!
17. Why did the laborer join the gym? To “work” on their muscles!
18. What’s a laborer’s favorite sport? “Carpentry” racing!
19. How does a laborer calm their nerves? They take deep “breath”s and carry on!
20. Why did the laborer become a gardener? They wanted to “dig” deeper into their passion!

1. Why did the laboring chicken join a union? Because it wanted better working peck-nitions!
2. What did the baby construction worker say to the mommy construction worker? “I’ve built up quite an appetite!”
3. How does a gardener keep their plants in check? They give them plenty of labors of love!
4. Why did the worker ant get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field of labor!
5. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of labor? Burying treasure, of course!
6. Why was the math book sad during labor? Because it had too many problems to solve!
7. What do you call a tired baker? A loafing laborer!
8. Why did the computer go to labor camp? It had too many bytes!
9. Why was the musician such a hard worker? Because they always played their labor of love!
10. What do you get when you cross a laborer with a dinosaur? A construction-saurus!
11. Why did the tomato turn red during labor? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. Why don’t skeletons work during labor? They don’t have the guts for it!
13. What did the painter say to the wall during labor? “I’ve got you covered!”
14. Why don’t bicycles take breaks during labor? They’re too tired to pedal around!
15. What’s a carpenter’s favorite kind of music? Saw-dust-beats!
16. Why was the clock punished during labor? It kept ticking off!
17. What do you call a lazy mountain? A slope-sleeper!
18. Why don’t trees ever get tired during labor? Because they take root breaks!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award during labor? Because it was outstanding in its field!
20. What did the grape do during labor? It let out a little wine!

1. Why did the laborer break up with his girlfriend? Because she said his work ethic was too ‘hard’ to handle!
2. Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
3. Why did the electrician become a comedian? Because he could always ‘amp’ up the crowd!
4. What did the carpenter say when he finished his work? “That’s wood ’nuff for today!”
5. Why don’t laborers ever get bored at work? Because they always find new ‘angles’!
6. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!
7. Why did the plumber become a musician? Because he wanted to pipe his own tune!
8. What did the mechanic say to the engine? “I’ve got a lot of torque with you!”
9. Why was the chef always calm during busy times? Because he knew how to handle the ‘heat’!
10. Why did the janitor get promoted? Because he swept his boss off his feet!
11. Why did the gardener bring string to work? To ‘tie’ up loose ends!
12. Why did the accountant become a construction worker? Because he wanted to crunch numbers ‘n’ nails!
13. Why did the baker become a construction worker? Because he kneaded a change of pace!
14. Why was the librarian a great laborer? Because he always knew how to handle the ‘book’ load!
15. Why did the painter get a speeding ticket? Because he was ‘brushing’ up on his driving skills!
16. What did the mason say to the stone? “You rock my world!”
17. Why did the lifeguard become a construction worker? Because he was tired of treading water!
18. Why did the tailor become a construction worker? Because he wanted to stitch together a new career!
19. Why did the musician become a laborer? Because he wanted to drum up some new experiences!
20. Why did the mathematician become a carpenter? Because he wanted to work on his ‘angles’!

1. Why did the carpenter get into trouble at work? Because he couldn’t stop ‘nailing’ it!
2. Why did the construction worker bring a pencil to the job site? In case he needed to ‘draw’ some plans!
3. Why was the electrician always shocked? Because he couldn’t resist making ‘current’ jokes!
4. Why don’t laborers ever win at hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always ‘sawing’ things!
5. Why was the plumber always late to dinner? Because he was stuck in a ‘pipe’ dream!
6. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to ‘climb’ the corporate ‘ivy’!
7. Why did the mason bring a sandwich to the job site? Because he wanted to ‘lay’ the foundation for his lunch break!
8. Why did the roofer go to school? Because he wanted to ‘elevate’ his career!
9. Why did the painter always have a smile on his face? Because he was ‘brushing’ up on happiness!
10. Why did the carpenter become a musician? Because he wanted to ‘saw’ out a new career!
11. Why did the construction worker become a magician? Because he knew how to make problems ‘disappear’!
12. Why did the electrician become a chef? Because he was tired of ‘shocking’ meals!
13. Why was the plumber always calm under pressure? Because he knew how to ‘pipe’ down!
14. Why did the carpenter wear glasses to work? Because he couldn’t ‘see’ any other way to measure up!
15. Why did the painter become a poet? Because he could always ‘brush’ up on his rhymes!
16. Why did the construction worker always carry a book? In case he needed to ‘build’ his knowledge!
17. Why did the carpenter become a therapist? Because he knew how to ‘hammer’ out problems!
18. Why did the gardener become a comedian? Because he had a ‘green thumb’ for jokes!
19. Why did the electrician become a DJ? Because he knew how to ‘amp’ up the party!
20. Why did the construction worker bring a map to the job site? In case he needed to ‘navigate’ through the project!

1. Why did the laborer bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to take their career to new heights!
2. What do you call a lazy laborer? A slacker-jacker!
3. Why don’t laborers ever get lost? Because they always follow the blueprints!
4. How did the laborer fix the broken window? With transparent duct tape – it’s clear labor!
5. Why did the laborer become an artist? Because they were skilled at drawing up plans!
6. What’s a laborer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal – they’re used to lifting!
7. Why don’t laborers ever get cold? Because they’re always working hard enough to stay warm!
8. Why did the laborer bring a pencil to the construction site? To draw their own conclusions!
9. How did the laborer break the tension? With a sturdy work ethic!
10. Why did the laborer get promoted? Because they nailed every task!
11. What’s a laborer’s favorite exercise? Workouts – they love lifting!
12. Why did the laborer carry a dictionary? To define their success!
13. How did the laborer fix the plumbing problem? With pipe dreams!
14. What did the laborer say to the lazy colleague? “Quit screwing around and start hammering out some work!”
15. Why did the laborer become a chef? Because they’re great at cooking up plans!
16. How did the laborer cope with stress? By staying grounded – they’re used to laying foundations!
17. Why did the laborer bring a shovel to the office? To dig deep into their tasks!
18. What’s a laborer’s favorite dessert? Blueberry scaffolding – it’s built to sweet perfection!
19. Why did the laborer get a job in IT? Because they were good at debugging!
20. How did the laborer make a fortune? By investing in sweat equity!

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