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Ladies and gentlemen, frog aficionados, and muppet enthusiasts of all ages, it’s time to hop into a world where the lily pad of laughter awaits! Gather ’round as we plunge headfirst into a green-hued extravaganza of rib-tickling delights, where none other than the vivacious, peppy, and oh-so-iconic Kermit takes center stage. Prepare yourselves for a leap into a whimsical pond of puns, a swampy symphony of side-splitting jests, and a witty wonderland filled with the legendary frog’s antics. So, without further ado, let’s set sail on this rollicking ride and immerse ourselves in the extraordinary world of the one and only, incomparable, and uproarious Kermit-inspired comedy!

20 Krazy Kermit Kapers: Hopping Hilarity Unleashed!

81. Why did Kermit become a painter? He loves to “ribbit”-orate his surroundings!
82. What’s Kermit’s favorite dessert? “Frog”-urt with flies on top!
83. Why did Kermit go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “toad”-ally awesome muscles!
84. What did Kermit say when he won a dance competition? “I’ve got the “frog”-mo!”
85. Why did Kermit start a podcast? He wanted to share his “ribbit”-ting thoughts!
86. What’s Kermit’s favorite board game? “Croak-et!”
87. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He loves to nurture his “toad”-stool garden!
88. What did Kermit say when he met his idol? “I’m “ribbit”-ing with excitement!”
89. Why did Kermit join a cooking class? He wanted to perfect his “frog”-u style!
90. What’s Kermit’s favorite outdoor activity? “Lily pad” hopping!
91. Why did Kermit become a movie director? He loves creating “toad”-ally epic films!
92. What did Kermit say when he heard a great joke? “That’s “un-frog-gettable” humor!”
93. Why did Kermit go to the music festival? He wanted to jam with the “ribbit”-astic bands!
94. What’s Kermit’s favorite workout? “Frog”-ga!
95. Why did Kermit become a stand-up comedian? He’s got “toad”-ally funny jokes!
96. What did Kermit say when he finished a puzzle? “Piece of “frog”-cake!”
97. Why did Kermit join a dance crew? He loves busting “ribbit”-matic moves!
98. What’s Kermit’s favorite season? “Spring” because it’s “toad”-ally awesome!
99. Why did Kermit start a blog? He wanted to share his “frog”-tastic adventures!
100. What did Kermit say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s a “ribbit”-ulous sight!”

1. Why did Kermit go to the bank? To check his frog account!
2. What did Kermit say when he lost his car? “I guess I’ll have to hop to it and find it!”
3. How does Kermit communicate underwater? With croak and dagger!
4. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
5. What’s Kermit’s favorite type of math? Amphibian-atics!
6. Why did Kermit bring a suitcase to the comedy club? Because he heard it was an open “toad” night!
7. What’s Kermit’s favorite game? Croak-et!
8. Why did Kermit bring a baseball bat to the pond? He heard it was a “fly” ball game!
9. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked for a ride? “Hop on, we’ll take the green route!”
10. How does Kermit stay cool during summer? He hops into the “ribbit” pool!
11. What’s Kermit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
12. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the band was “ribbit-ing”!
13. What’s Kermit’s favorite subject in school? French flies!
14. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He heard it was a “croak” of art!
15. What’s Kermit’s favorite dessert? Frogurt!
16. Why did Kermit take up meditation? He wanted to find his inner “ribbit”!
17. What did Kermit say to the fly on the wall? “Buzz off, I’m not in the mood for snacks!”
18. Why did Kermit become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing flies!
19. What did Kermit say when he bumped into a wall? “Well, that’s a croak in the plans!”
20. Why did Kermit become a lifeguard? He heard it was a great way to “leap” into action!

1. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the pond? Because he heard the tadpoles wanted to reach new heights!
2. How does Kermit keep his computer safe? With a frog firewall!
3. Why did Kermit go to the bank? To find his greenbacks!
4. What did Kermit say when he lost his voice? “I’m feeling a little froggy.”
5. Why did Kermit become an astronaut? He wanted to explore the un-frog-given!
6. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked for a date? “I’d rather croak!”
7. How does Kermit navigate the internet? With his webbed browser!
8. Why did Kermit bring a map to the swamp? He didn’t want to get lost in the marsh-mellow!
9. What’s Kermit’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop! Because he loves to hop around!
10. Why did Kermit sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time-flies!
11. What did Kermit do when he locked himself out? He used a toadstool to unlock the door!
12. Why did Kermit go to school? To be the head of the frog class!
13. How does Kermit take his coffee? With a little green and a lot of cream!
14. What did Kermit say when he bumped into the mirror? “I didn’t know I had a doppelgänger frog!”
15. Why did Kermit bring a pencil to the pond? In case he had to draw his own conclusions!
16. What did Kermit do when he couldn’t find his socks? He checked under his lily pads!
17. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He heard it was a hoppy profession!
18. What did Kermit say when he won the lottery? “I’m jumping for joy!”
19. Why was Kermit always calm? Because he knew how to control his frog-titude!
20. What did Kermit say to the frog who told bad jokes? “You’re really toad-ally not funny!”

Another 20 Kermit-astic Chucklers: Ribbiting Laughs Galore!

1. Why did Kermit go to school? To become a tad-ucated frog!
2. What’s Kermit’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-hoppity!
3. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the pond? He heard the tadpoles were reaching new heights!
4. How does Kermit communicate underwater? He uses a “croak and dagger” approach!
5. Why did Kermit bring a baseball bat to the pond? He heard it was a tad-pitchy!
6. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked him to join her for karaoke? “I’m a little horse, I can’t carry a tune!”
7. Why did Kermit bring a suitcase to the pond? He heard it was a tad-packing!
8. How does Kermit keep his pond clean? He hires a “tad-pool” service!
9. Why did Kermit become an astronaut? He wanted to explore new lily pads!
10. What did Kermit say when he joined a band? “I’m here to add a little ribbit to the rhythm!”
11. Why did Kermit become a chef? He wanted to make frog legs fashionable!
12. What’s Kermit’s favorite movie genre? Croakumentaries!
13. Why did Kermit bring a map to the pond? He wanted to find his way around the “tad-terrain”!
14. What did Kermit say to the fly at the pond? “You’re bugging me, I’m trying to croak here!”
15. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He wanted to see his tad-poles grow!
16. What did Kermit say to the frog who was feeling down? “Hop to it, things will turn out ribbit!”
17. Why did Kermit become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing tadpole!
18. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who couldn’t jump? “Don’t worry, you’ll leap-frog over it!”
19. Why did Kermit go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “tad-cep” muscles!
20. What did Kermit say when he lost his voice? “I guess I’m just a little frog in the throat!”

1. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the pond? He heard the tadpoles wanted to reach new heights!
2. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked him to dance? “Sorry, I’ve got two left webbed feet!”
3. Why did Kermit become a teacher? He wanted to teach tadpoles the ropes!
4. What did Kermit say to the fly buzzing around? “You’re bugging me, I’m trying to croak some tunes here!”
5. Why did Kermit bring a map to the pond? He heard it was a tad-plicated place!
6. What did Kermit say when he won the frog race? “It was a ribbiting victory!”
7. Why did Kermit go to the beach? He wanted to catch some rays on his lily pad!
8. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who couldn’t swim? “Don’t worry, we’ll work on your frog-stroke!”
9. Why did Kermit bring a hammer to the pond? He wanted to fix the broken croak in the water!
10. What did Kermit say to the frog who lost his voice? “Looks like you’ve got a frog in your throat, too!”
11. Why did Kermit become a chef? He wanted to create the most ribbiting dishes in the swamp!
12. What did Kermit say when he auditioned for the play? “I’m ready to leap into action!”
13. Why did Kermit bring a camera to the pond? He wanted to capture some Kodak moments with his tadpoles!
14. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who was feeling down? “Chin up, it’s a hoppy world out there!”
15. Why did Kermit become an artist? He wanted to paint the town green!
16. What did Kermit say to the frog who wanted to be a comedian? “You’ve got to find your own croak and punchline!”
17. Why did Kermit become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of the missing frog legs!
18. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked him to serenade her? “Sorry, I’m a little green when it comes to singing!”
19. Why did Kermit bring a calculator to the pond? He heard it was a tad-itive environment!
20. What did Kermit say when he heard a frog joke? “That’s un-frog-ettable!”

61. Why did Kermit become a detective? He’s great at solving “ribbit”-ing mysteries!
62. What’s Kermit’s favorite TV show? “The Muppet Show,” of course!
63. Why did Kermit go to the theater? He loves watching “toad”-stopping performances!
64. What did Kermit say when he aced his test? “I’m “toad”-ally brilliant!”
65. Why did Kermit start a cooking show? He wanted to share his “ribbit”-cipes!
66. What’s Kermit’s favorite musical instrument? The “banjo-guiro,” of course!
67. Why did Kermit go to the beach? He wanted to catch some “waves” of fun!
68. What did Kermit say when he won a race? “I’m the “frog”-est of them all!”
69. Why did Kermit become a teacher? He loves to “croak”-ate the next generation!
70. What’s Kermit’s favorite board game? “Leap Frogopoly!”
71. Why did Kermit go to the amusement park? He wanted to ride the “toad”-ster coaster!
72. What did Kermit say when he got a standing ovation? “That’s “ribbit”-tastic!”
73. Why did Kermit start a comedy club? He wanted to spread the “ribbit”-ing laughter!
74. What’s Kermit’s favorite holiday? “Hoppin’ Easter!”
75. Why did Kermit go to the library? He loves to read “toad”-ally awesome books!
76. What did Kermit say when he saw a shooting star? “I wish for more “frog”-tune!”
77. Why did Kermit become a news reporter? He loves sharing “ribbit”-ting stories!
78. What’s Kermit’s favorite game to play in the rain? “Splash-and-ribbit!”
79. Why did Kermit go to the concert? He wanted to hear some “toad”-acious tunes!
80. What did Kermit say when he found a four-leaf clover? “Luck is on my “frog”-side!”

20 More Froggy Funnies: Hopping into Hilarious Kermit Jokes!

41. Why did Kermit become a detective? He wanted to solve “croak”-ing mysteries!
42. What’s Kermit’s favorite board game? “Leap” Frogger!
43. Why did Kermit become an astronaut? He wanted to explore “ribbit”-ing planets!
44. What do you call a frog with a treasure chest? “Kermit the Frob”!
45. Why did Kermit start a dance school? He wanted to teach the “frog”-o!
46. What’s Kermit’s favorite place to shop? “Frog”mart!
47. Why did Kermit become a weatherman? He’s great at predicting “ribbitions”!
48. What do you call a frog who’s a DJ? “Ker-mix”!
49. Why did Kermit visit the doctor? He had a case of the “croak”-ies!
50. What’s Kermit’s favorite summer activity? “Ribbit”-que parties!
51. Why did Kermit become a pilot? He loves flying high in the “sky-hop”lane!
52. What do you call a frog who loves math? A “num-ribbit”!
53. Why did Kermit become a coach? He’s great at giving “hop”-tivating speeches!
54. What’s Kermit’s favorite musical instrument? The “banjo-g”uitar!
55. Why did Kermit start a gardening club? He’s a pro at “sow”-ing seeds!
56. What do you call a frog who’s a big fan of Kermit? A “hop”-mosexual!
57. Why did Kermit join a dance competition? He’s got the best “ribbit”-movements!
58. What’s Kermit’s favorite game show? “The Froggy Pyramid”!
59. Why did Kermit become a life coach? He’s an expert in “hop”-ing dreams!
60. What do you call Kermit when he’s running for office? “Polit-ribbit”!

1. Why did Kermit bring a parachute to the pond? Just in case he needed to “leaf” in a hurry!
2. What did Kermit say when he saw a pig playing the piano? “Looks like Miss Piggy’s trying to hog the spotlight again!”
3. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He wanted to find his “croak” of gold at the end of the rainbow!
4. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who wanted to be a frog prince? “You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your crown!”
5. Why did Kermit bring a broom to the pond? He heard it was a tad-bit dirty!
6. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked for a piggyback ride? “Sorry, I’m not ready to be a hog’s transportation!”
7. Why did Kermit become a lifeguard? He wanted to make sure everyone stayed “afloat”!
8. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who wanted to join the circus? “Don’t worry, you’ll be a hopping success!”
9. Why did Kermit become a DJ? He wanted to spin some “ribbiting” tracks!
10. What did Kermit say when he found a four-leaf clover? “Looks like I’m a lucky frog today!”
11. Why did Kermit bring a magnifying glass to the pond? He wanted to see things “tad-bit” clearer!
12. What did Kermit say when he couldn’t find his favorite fly? “Looks like I’ll have to wing it for lunch!”
13. Why did Kermit become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing croak!
14. What did Kermit say to the frog who asked for directions? “Hop this way, my friend, and you’ll find your way home!”
15. Why did Kermit bring a flashlight to the pond? He wanted to shed some light on the situation!
16. What did Kermit say when he got a job at the bakery? “Looks like I’ll be kneading some dough to make ends meet!”
17. Why did Kermit become a photographer? He wanted to capture the “hoppy” moments of life!
18. What did Kermit say to the tadpole who was nervous about swimming? “Just remember, every tadpole starts with a leap of faith!”
19. Why did Kermit become a magician? He wanted to turn tadpoles into toads!
20. What did Kermit say when he won the frog race? “Looks like I’ve got a leg up on the competition!”

Another 20 Ribbiting Chuckles: Kermit-themed Comedy Extravaganza!

1. Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? Because he heard she was porking around.
2. What does Kermit say to Miss Piggy in bed? “It’s not easy being green, but it’s sure fun being pink.”
3. Why did Kermit bring lube to the swamp? For slippery when wet conditions.
4. How does Kermit like his coffee? With a little bit of cream and a whole lot of Piggyback riding.
5. What did Kermit say to the pretty frog at the bar? “Hop on over, babe, and let’s make some tadpoles.”
6. Why did Kermit go to the doctor? He had a bad case of “ribbitis.”
7. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked if he wanted to try something new? “Sure, let’s leapfrog.”
8. Why did Kermit visit the therapist? He had a serious case of “unhoppy” thoughts.
9. How does Kermit like his women? With a little bit of sass and a whole lot of swamp appeal.
10. What’s Kermit’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
11. Why did Kermit join a gym? He wanted to work on his froggy style.
12. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked if they could spice up their love life? “Sure, let’s croak together.”
13. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He wanted to make the lily pads jealous.
14. What’s Kermit’s favorite song in bed? “I’m Sexy and I Know It,” by Kermit and the Frog Legs.
15. Why did Kermit blush when he saw Miss Piggy? She told him she was into “froggy-style” romance.
16. What does Kermit do after a breakup? He hops back into the dating pool.
17. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to bed? He wanted to reach new heights with Miss Piggy.
18. What’s Kermit’s favorite bedtime story? “The Frog Prince and his Saucy Princess.”
19. Why did Kermit become a chef? He wanted to whip up some “tad-pole dancing” delights.
20. What did Kermit say when Miss Piggy asked if they could try something kinky? “Sure, let’s rib-bit wild.”

1. Why did Kermit bring a camera to bed? To capture the froggy-style moments.
2. What did Kermit say when Miss Piggy asked about their future? “Let’s hop into forever together.”
3. Why did Kermit refuse to play poker with the other frogs? He was afraid of getting caught in a “croak” pot.
4. How does Kermit keep the romance alive? With a little bit of croaking and a whole lot of cuddling.
5. What’s Kermit’s favorite dance move? The amphibian shuffle.
6. Why did Kermit go to the doctor? He had a bad case of “lily pad rash.”
7. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked if they could try role-playing? “I’ll be the frog, and you be the princess.”
8. Why did Kermit take up yoga? He wanted to perfect his “ribbit” pose.
9. What’s Kermit’s favorite dessert? Tadpole pudding with a side of kisses.
10. Why did Kermit buy a new bed? He needed more room for his hopping dreams.
11. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy after a romantic dinner? “That was un-frog-ettable.”
12. Why did Kermit become a musician? He wanted to serenade Miss Piggy with his croak-aoke skills.
13. How does Kermit handle stress? He hops on a lily pad and practices mindfulness.
14. What did Kermit give Miss Piggy for her birthday? A dozen red flies and a bouquet of water lilies.
15. Why did Kermit start a garden? He wanted to grow some romance.
16. What’s Kermit’s favorite game? Leapfrog, of course!
17. Why did Kermit blush when Miss Piggy complimented him? She said he was the “Prince Charming” of frogs.
18. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked if they could try skinny-dipping? “Let’s dive in, my little tadpole.”
19. Why did Kermit become a chef? He wanted to cook up some love potions.
20. What did Kermit say to Miss Piggy when she asked if they could try a threesome? “No way, we’re a perfect pair, just you and me.”

21. Why did Kermit become a lifeguard? He wanted to keep an eye on the “pond” swimmers!
22. What’s Kermit’s favorite dessert? “Frog”urt!
23. Why did Kermit start a fashion line? He’s the king of “ribbit” couture!
24. What do you call a frog who knows karate? “Kung-Frog”!
25. Why did Kermit go to the comedy club? He wanted to work on his “croak”-tures!
26. What’s Kermit’s favorite music genre? “Hip-hop”!
27. Why did Kermit take a computer class? He wanted to learn “web” design!
28. What’s Kermit’s favorite type of movie? “Frog”-mentaries!
29. Why did Kermit write a book? To share his “toad”-ally awesome adventures!
30. What do you call a frog who loves disco? “Groovy”!
31. Why did Kermit become a scientist? He wanted to study “ribbit”-ology!
32. What’s Kermit’s favorite outdoor activity? “Amphibian”-biking!
33. Why did Kermit become a magician? He could make things “hop” out of thin air!
34. What’s Kermit’s favorite holiday? “Halloween” – he loves all the “boo”-tiful costumes!
35. Why did Kermit become a painter? He wanted to create “croak”-tures on canvas!
36. What do you call Kermit when he’s acting mysterious? “Kermysterious”!
37. Why did Kermit start a restaurant? He serves the best “fly” cuisine in town!
38. What’s Kermit’s favorite card game? “Poker” face!
39. Why did Kermit join a singing competition? He wanted to show off his “toad”-ally amazing vocals!
40. What do you call a frog with a sense of humor? A “jolly green” joker!

Kermit-Quips Redux: 20 More Froggy Funnies for Your Amusement!

1. Why did Kermit bring a ladder to the cheese factory? Because he heard the cheddar was up there!
2. How does Kermit like his cheese served? Frog-melted!
3. What did Kermit say when he found cheese in his keyboard? “That’s grate!”
4. Why did Kermit go to the art gallery? To see the masterpiece of cheese!
5. What do you call it when Kermit’s favorite cheese goes missing? A dairy dilemma!
6. Why did Kermit take up cheese-making? He wanted to be a pro-volone-t.
7. How does Kermit eat his cheese? With a froggy fork!
8. What did Kermit say to the cheese that wouldn’t share? “You’re being too cheesy!”
9. Why did Kermit bring cheese to the party? Because he heard it was nacho average gathering!
10. What cheese does Kermit avoid? Lim-burger!
11. Why did Kermit refuse to play cards with cheese? He was afraid of getting a “gouda” hand!
12. How did Kermit react to the cheesy movie? He thought it was “brie”-lliant!
13. What did Kermit say when he found a cheeseburger? “Where’s the froggy fries?”
14. Why did Kermit become a cheese detective? To solve dairy mysteries!
15. How does Kermit cut his cheese? With his amphibious knife!
16. What did Kermit say to the cheese thief? “You’ve stolen a pizza my heart!”
17. Why was Kermit’s cheese always in trouble? It was too “muenster-ous”!
18. What did Kermit say when he saw cheese on sale? “It’s a dairy good deal!”
19. Why did Kermit refuse to share his cheese? He was feeling a bit shellfish!
20. How did Kermit know the cheese was lying? It was too “gouda” to be true!

1. Why did Kermit go to the bank? To check his “ribbit” balance!
2. What’s Kermit’s favorite instrument? The “banjo-g”!
3. How does Kermit stay in shape? He does “croak-robics”!
4. Why did Miss Piggy break up with Kermit? He couldn’t find her favorite “ham-made” perfume!
5. What’s Kermit’s favorite kind of candy? Lolli-“hops”!
6. Why did Kermit become a detective? To solve “croak” cases!
7. What’s Kermit’s favorite game? “Leap” frog!
8. Why did Kermit become an actor? He loved being in the “spot-ribbit”!
9. How does Kermit keep his cool? He uses a “swamp” cooler!
10. Why did Kermit join a choir? He wanted to “ribbit” in harmony!
11. What’s Kermit’s favorite subject in school? “Hopp”-gebra!
12. Why did Kermit go to the beach? To catch some “rays”!
13. What’s Kermit’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Toad”stool!
14. Why did Kermit start a band? He wanted to play the “frog” pipes!
15. What’s Kermit’s favorite TV show? “The Froggy Bunch”!
16. Why did Kermit become a chef? He wanted to make “croak”-ettes!
17. What do you call a stylish Kermit? A “hip-hopper”!
18. Why did Kermit go to space? To explore the “ribbit” hole!
19. What’s Kermit’s favorite social media platform? “Snap-frog”!
20. Why did Kermit become a gardener? He loves “green”-thumbing!

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