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1. Why did the karate student break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his choppy relationship.
2. What did the karate master say to his disobedient student? “You better shape up or I’ll karate-chop your allowance!”
3. Why did the karate instructor go to art class? To learn how to draw his opponents into submission.
4. What’s a karate master’s favorite beverage? Hi-Ya!-ssen tea.
5. Why did the karate champion bring a ladder to the dojo? Because he heard the competition was going to be a high kick.
6. Why did the karate student bring a pencil to class? In case he needed to draw blood.
7. Why don’t karate practitioners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t keep quiet during meditation.
8. What do you call a karate tournament for rabbits? Kung Fu Fur-ry.
9. Why did the karateka bring a mirror to the fight? So they could see their own chops.
10. What did one karateka say to the other about their competition? “I’m going to punch my way to the top because I’ve got a knockout personality.”
11. Why did the karate champion refuse to fight in the rain? He didn’t want to get into a slippery situation.
12. What do you call a group of karateka in a hot tub? Black Belt Bubble Bath.
13. Why did the karate instructor always wear sunglasses? Because he couldn’t handle the bright lights of fame.
14. What did the karate master say to his disobedient student? “If you don’t shape up, you’ll be board-breaking for the rest of your life.”
15. Why don’t karate champions ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their inner chi.
16. Why did the karate student go to the bank? To check his balance after all those high kicks.
17. What do you call a karateka who loves gardening? A black belt in flower arranging.
18. Why did the karateka bring a ladder to the dojo? Because they heard the belts were going up.
19. What’s a karate champion’s favorite dessert? Hi-Ya-misu.
20. Why did the karate instructor always carry a notebook? To jot down his opponent’s weaknesses.

1. Why did the karate master refuse to fight the computer? Because it had too many megabytes!
2. What’s a karate master’s favorite type of music? Chopsticks!
3. Why did the karate student bring a map to class? Because he heard his opponent was a little directionless!
4. Why don’t karateka ever make good chefs? Because they always beat the eggs too hard!
5. Why did the karate champion become an artist? Because he wanted to draw some serious attention!
6. What do you call a karate tournament for dogs? Bark-ate!
7. Why did the karate instructor always carry a towel? In case he got into a sticky situation!
8. Why was the karate student always late? Because he could never find his dojo-dachi!
9. What did the karate master say to his sandwich? “You’re not ready yet, you need more time in the punch!”
10. Why did the karateka bring a broom to the dojo? To sweep the competition!
11. What’s a karate master’s favorite movie? The Karate Kidney Stone!
12. Why don’t karate champions ever get hungry? Because they always have a good chop-suey technique!
13. What did the karate student say to the vending machine? “Give me a break, I’m feeling a little punchy!”
14. Why did the karate master go to the beach? To show off his killer wave-kicks!
15. Why don’t karateka ever become astronauts? Because they can’t handle zero gravity punches!
16. What do you call a karateka with a cold? A little under the weather, but still packing a punch!
17. Why did the karate instructor go to the party? Because he heard there would be some serious “chop”-tunes!
18. Why did the karate student bring a ruler to class? To measure up to his opponent’s skills!
19. What’s a karate champion’s favorite kind of bean? A roundhouse bean!
20. Why did the karateka bring a calculator to the dojo? To count all the kicks and punches!

1. Why did the karate master refuse to eat sushi? Because he didn’t want to “roll” with the punches!
2. What do you call a karate tournament between ocean creatures? The Squid-Do Championships!
3. Why did the karate instructor become a mathematician? Because he wanted to solve problems with some serious “alge-brawl-ic” techniques!
4. Why did the karate student bring a ladder to class? To reach new heights in his training!
5. What’s a karate master’s favorite type of tree? The “Hi-Ya”-cynth tree!
6. Why did the karate champion open a bakery? Because he wanted to master the art of the “karate-chop” pastry!
7. What do you call a karateka who’s also a comedian? A “punch”-line expert!
8. Why did the karate instructor bring a plant to the dojo? To demonstrate how to “root” for success!
9. What’s a karate master’s favorite board game? “Hi-Ya!” Clue, where every punch is a suspect!
10. Why don’t karate champions ever get lost? Because they have an impeccable “sensei” of direction!
11. Why did the karate student bring a mirror to class? To reflect on his technique!
12. What do you call a karate tournament for insects? The “Buzz-Kick” Invitational!
13. Why did the karate instructor become a tailor? Because he knew how to “sew” opponents up!
14. What’s a karate champion’s favorite mode of transportation? The “Hi-Ya!” cycle!
15. Why don’t karateka ever lose at chess? Because they always have a knockout strategy!
16. Why did the karate master become a teacher? Because he knew how to deliver a “lesson” with a kick!
17. What do you call a karate student who’s also a gardener? A “hi-yield” cultivator!
18. Why did the karateka bring a dictionary to the dojo? To define the true meaning of “kicking” butt!
19. What’s a karate champion’s favorite kind of fruit? The “Hi-Ya!” pple!
20. Why did the karate instructor bring a map to class? To show his students the “way of the fist”!

1. Why did the karate master refuse to dance? Because he didn’t want to break the floor!
2. What’s a karate master’s favorite type of music? Chop and roll!
3. Why don’t karateka ever go on vacation? They’re always busy doing “hi-yah”tseeing!
4. Why was the karate student always hungry? Because he could never get his fill of punch!
5. What do you call a karateka who’s also a chef? A chop-suey expert!
6. Why did the karate champion wear glasses? To protect his chops!
7. Why did the karate instructor go to the bank? To check his balance!
8. What’s a karate master’s favorite dessert? Hi-yah-misu!
9. Why don’t karateka ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t keep quiet!
10. What do you call a karate tournament for fruit? The kiwi chop-off!
11. Why did the karate student bring a pillow to class? To practice his pillow chops!
12. What’s a karate champion’s favorite movie? The Karate Kidney Stone!
13. Why did the karate master go to the art gallery? To appreciate the martial arts!
14. What do you call a karateka who’s also a gardener? A black belt in pruning!
15. Why did the karate instructor always carry a notebook? To jot down his opponent’s weaknesses!
16. Why don’t karate champions ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their inner chi!
17. What do you call a karateka who’s also a musician? A maestro of martial arts!
18. Why did the karate champion refuse to fight in the rain? He didn’t want to get into a slippery situation!
19. What’s a karate master’s favorite game? Hi-Ya! Twister!
20. Why did the karate student go to the bakery? To get some “punch” cake!

1. Why did the karate master break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his choppy relationship style!
2. What did the karate instructor say to his disobedient student? “You better shape up or you’ll be a roundhouse kick outta here!”
3. Why was the karate tournament so noisy? Because there was a lot of hi-ya’s and low-ya’s!
4. How did the karate student greet his sensei on Halloween? With a karate chop and a “Trick or SENSEI!”
5. Why did the karate master refuse to fight the tree? Because it had too many branches!
6. Why did the karate champion refuse to go on a diet? Because he didn’t want to lose his punch!
7. What’s a karate master’s favorite beverage? Punch!
8. How do you know when a karate master has been cooking? The vegetables are all chopped!
9. Why did the karate student fail math class? Because he could only count up to “kiai”!
10. Why don’t karate masters ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their “sensei” of direction!
11. Why did the karate master go to art school? To master the art of the chopstick!
12. Why was the karate tournament held in the jungle? Because that’s where all the chops were!
13. What did the karate student say to his teacher before the big exam? “I’m ready to kick some black belt!”
14. Why did the karate master open a bakery? Because he wanted to make “punch” cakes!
15. Why did the karate master refuse to play cards? Because he couldn’t handle the “hi-ya” card!
16. What do you call a karate tournament for cats? The purr-fect showdown!
17. Why did the karate master become a gardener? Because he wanted to practice his “chop” technique on weeds!
18. What’s a karate master’s favorite type of music? Chopin!
19. Why did the karate master refuse to use email? Because he preferred “kiai” mail!
20. Why don’t karate masters ever get tired of teaching? Because they have a lot of “hi-ya” energy!

1. Why did the karate kid bring a ladder to class? Because he heard the sensei say they were reaching new heights!
2. How did the karate kid know it was time for dinner? His stomach kept doing roundhouse growls!
3. Why did the karate kid wear sunglasses during class? Because his future is so bright, he’s gotta block those kicks!
4. What did the karate kid say when asked about his favorite subject? “Martial Arts and Crafts!”
5. Why did the karate kid take a pillow to practice? For when he needed to break fall asleep!
6. Why did the karate kid join the baking club? Because he wanted to master the art of the “chopstick”!
7. Why was the karate kid always the first one to finish homework? Because he had a black belt in concentration!
8. What did the karate kid say to his friends when they asked him to hang out? “Sorry, I’m booked for a chop-ternoon of practice!”
9. Why did the karate kid bring a map to class? Because he wanted to learn all the “kata” paths!
10. What did the karate kid say to the bully? “I don’t fight with fists, I fight with ki-ndness!”
11. Why did the karate kid become a magician? Because he wanted to learn how to make his opponents disappear!
12. Why was the karate kid always selected to lead group projects? Because he knew how to “sensei” the best approach!
13. What did the karate kid say when asked about his favorite holiday? “Kick-mas, of course!”
14. Why did the karate kid bring a pencil to class? To sharpen his focus!
15. Why did the karate kid become a DJ? Because he knew how to mix up his moves!
16. Why did the karate kid become an architect? So he could build his dreams brick by brick, block by block!
17. What did the karate kid say to his mom when she asked him to do chores? “I’ll do them with swift kicks and sharp chops!”
18. Why was the karate kid’s backpack so heavy? Because it was filled with all his “black belt” textbooks!
19. Why did the karate kid bring a dictionary to class? So he could “karate-chop” new words into his vocabulary!
20. What did the karate kid say when he aced his math test? “I punched those numbers into submission!”

1. Why did the karate adult bring a briefcase to class? Because he meant business with his kicks and punches!
2. What did the karate adult say when someone asked about his hobbies? “Oh, you know, just breaking boards and breaking hearts!”
3. Why did the karate adult start a gardening club? Because he wanted to practice his “chop” technique on weeds!
4. How did the karate adult propose to his partner? With a diamond ring and a swift karate chop: “Will you be my forever sparring partner?”
5. Why did the karate adult join the cooking class? To perfect the art of the “chop” in the kitchen!
6. What did the karate adult say when asked about his favorite movie? “The Karate Kid, of course! It’s a kickin’ classic!”
7. Why did the karate adult refuse to go camping? Because he couldn’t handle all the “chop” wood!
8. How did the karate adult know it was time for bed? When he heard his sensei say, “Lights out, chop chop!”
9. Why did the karate adult bring a notepad to class? To jot down all the “punch” lines!
10. What did the karate adult say when his friend asked for relationship advice? “Just remember, communication is key… and so is a good roundhouse kick!”
11. Why did the karate adult become a barber? Because he wanted to give his clients a choppy haircut!
12. Why was the karate adult always asked to organize events? Because he knew how to kickstart the party!
13. How did the karate adult know he found the perfect apartment? When he saw it had a spacious “dojo” area!
14. Why did the karate adult bring a compass to class? To find his true “kiai” direction!
15. What did the karate adult say when his friend asked about his weekend plans? “I’ll be kicking back and relaxing!”
16. Why did the karate adult become a musician? Because he wanted to master the art of “chopsticks” on the piano!
17. Why did the karate adult join the theater club? To learn how to deliver a knockout performance!
18. What did the karate adult say when asked about his favorite dessert? “I prefer something with a good chop-chocolate flavor!”
19. Why did the karate adult refuse to use the elevator? Because he preferred taking the “hi-ya” stairs!
20. What did the karate adult say when he won the lottery? “Now I can finally afford that golden karate trophy!”

1. Why did the karate dad bring a ladder to class? Because he heard they were teaching “high-kicks”!
2. What did the karate dad say when his child asked for help with homework? “Sure, I’ll help you ‘kick’ those math problems!”
3. Why did the karate dad become a chef? So he could serve up some “chop suey” with a side of “kung pow” chicken!
4. What did the karate dad say when his wife asked him to do the laundry? “I’ll fold those clothes with a chop-chop attitude!”
5. Why did the karate dad start a band? Because he wanted to master the art of “karate-chords”!
6. What did the karate dad say when his kids complained about the cold? “Just remember, a good punch can warm you up faster than a heater!”
7. Why did the karate dad take his family to the beach? So they could practice their “board” breaking skills!
8. What did the karate dad say when his child asked why they couldn’t have a dog? “Because we already have a black belt in ‘cat’ fu!”
9. Why did the karate dad start a gardening club? Because he wanted to teach his kids the importance of a good “chop” technique!
10. What did the karate dad say when his child asked for a bedtime story? “Once upon a time, there was a ninja who knew how to chop down bedtime monsters!”
11. Why did the karate dad become a carpenter? So he could master the art of the “chop” saw!
12. What did the karate dad say when his kids asked why he always wears a belt? “Because even my pants need to know who’s in charge of the ‘kiai’ household!”
13. Why did the karate dad bring a compass to class? So he could find his true “kiai” direction in life!
14. What did the karate dad say when his kids complained about school? “Just remember, a good attitude is the best defense against any challenge!”
15. Why did the karate dad become a magician? So he could make his kids’ chores disappear with a swift karate chop!
16. What did the karate dad say when his kids asked why they couldn’t have ice cream for breakfast? “Because it’s important to start the day with a balanced ‘karate’ meal!”
17. Why did the karate dad refuse to use the elevator? Because he preferred taking the “hi-ya” stairs with his kids!
18. What did the karate dad say when his kids asked why he always wears a watch? “Because it’s ‘karate’ time all the time!”
19. Why did the karate dad start a book club? So he could share his love for “chop-terature” with his kids!
20. What did the karate dad say when his kids asked why he never gets lost? “Because I always follow the ‘sensei’ of direction!”

1. Why did the karate master break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his “choppy” attitude!
2. What did the karate student say when asked if he wanted more cheese on his pizza? “No thanks, I’m already ‘grate’ at karate!”
3. Why did the karate teacher go to the art museum? To appreciate all the “masterpieces” of the martial arts!
4. What did the karate student say when he broke his toe? “I guess you could say I’m now a ‘black-and-blue’ belt!”
5. Why did the karate master go to the seafood restaurant? To practice his “chop” technique on the sushi rolls!
6. What did the karate student say when asked about his favorite TV show? “Kung Fu Panda, it’s my ‘chop’ choice!”
7. Why did the karate master bring a ladder to class? Because he heard they were teaching “high kicks”!
8. Why did the karate student bring a broom to class? To sweep away the competition!
9. What did the karate master say when asked about his favorite type of music? “Anything with a good ‘beat’ for practicing my moves!”
10. Why did the karate student join the baking club? Because he wanted to master the art of the “chopstick”!
11. What did the karate master say when his student asked for a break? “Sure, take five ‘chops’ and come back ready to kick!”
12. Why did the karate master become a DJ? Because he knew how to mix up his moves on the dance floor!
13. What did the karate student say when asked about his favorite subject? “Math, because I’m a ‘multiplication’ expert at breaking boards!”
14. Why did the karate master refuse to go camping? Because he couldn’t handle all the “chop” wood!
15. What did the karate student say when asked about his favorite fruit? “Karate-chop-aye!”
16. Why did the karate master start a vegetable garden? So he could practice his “chop” technique on the carrots!
17. What did the karate student say when asked about his favorite holiday? “New Year’s, because it’s a ‘kick-off’ to another year of karate fun!”
18. Why did the karate master go to the beach? To practice his “sand-chop” technique!
19. What did the karate student say when asked why he was carrying a dictionary? “So I can ‘chop’ down any word that comes my way!”
20. Why did the karate master become a barber? Because he wanted to give his clients a choppy haircut!

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