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In the clandestine underworld where shadows dance to the rhythm of vengeance, one name echoes like a symphony of retribution: John Wick, the harbinger of chaos, the maestro of mayhem, and the virtuoso of violence. In a realm where bullets sing sonnets and justice conducts its symphony with a relentless tempo, Wick stands as the relentless protagonist of a dark opera, where every note is a bullet and every scene a masterpiece of mayhem. So, grab your popcorn and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the comedic corridors of Wick’s world, where even amidst the chaos, laughter finds its place to dance.

20 Wick-edly Funny Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through John’s World

81. Why did John Wick become a teacher? He always had a lesson plan… and a backup plan.
82. Why did John Wick become a chef? He enjoyed cooking up trouble… and a good meal.
83. Why did John Wick become a DJ? He knew how to mix beats… and bullets.
84. Why did John Wick become a detective? He had a knack for solving cases… with extreme prejudice.
85. Why did John Wick become a fitness instructor? He believed in staying in shape… for the next showdown.
86. Why did John Wick become a firefighter? He liked extinguishing fires… with firepower.
87. Why did John Wick become a locksmith? He knew how to unlock more than just doors.
88. Why did John Wick become a meteorologist? He forecasted a 100% chance of chaos.
89. Why did John Wick become a therapist? He believed in talking out problems… with a loaded gun.
90. Why did John Wick become a park ranger? He loved the great outdoors… and the great gunfights.
91. Why did John Wick become a tattoo artist? He knew how to leave a lasting impression… with a bullet.
92. Why did John Wick become a pharmacist? He dispensed justice… and painkillers.
93. Why did John Wick become a personal trainer? He believed in pushing people… to their limits and beyond.
94. Why did John Wick become a construction worker? He enjoyed building… his body count.
95. Why did John Wick become a lawyer? He knew how to argue his case… with bullets.
96. Why did John Wick become a bartender? He served up drinks… and served justice on the rocks.
97. Why did John Wick become a farmer? He had a green thumb… and a trigger finger.
98. Why did John Wick become a painter? He loved adding a splash of red… to his enemies.
99. Why did John Wick become a pilot? He enjoyed flying high… and shooting higher.
100. Why did John Wick become a zookeeper? He liked being surrounded by wild animals… and wild gunfights.

1. Why did John Wick start a gardening club? Because he wanted to make sure his enemies were pushing up daisies!
2. John Wick doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
3. How does John Wick take his coffee? With a side of justice and a bulletproof vest.
4. Why did John Wick become a chef? Because he knows how to turn up the heat in the kitchen – and in a gunfight!
5. What’s John Wick’s favorite dance move? The bullet shuffle!
6. Why did John Wick become a comedian? Because his punchlines are lethal!
7. John Wick doesn’t do “Netflix and chill.” He does “Hunt and kill.”
8. Why did John Wick open a bakery? He wanted to knead the dough and kneecap the bad guys!
9. What’s John Wick’s favorite subject in school? Assassination 101.
10. Why did John Wick go to therapy? Because even his bullets need counseling after all the trauma.
11. John Wick doesn’t use a GPS. He just stares at the road, and it takes him where he wants to go out of sheer fear.
12. Why did John Wick start a band? Because he wanted to hit the high notes and the high-powered rifles.
13. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of music? Bulletproof beats!
14. John Wick’s calendar doesn’t have dates; it just has targets.
15. Why did John Wick become a magician? Because making his enemies disappear is his specialty.
16. What’s John Wick’s favorite board game? Hitman-opoly.
17. John Wick doesn’t do cardio. He outruns bullets.
18. Why did John Wick become a hairstylist? Because he knows how to give a killer haircut!
19. What’s John Wick’s favorite app? Headshotagram.
20. Why did John Wick become a poet? Because his verses are as sharp as his knives.

1. Why did John Wick become a gardener? He wanted to show weeds what real fear is!
2. John Wick doesn’t cry over spilled milk; he just reloads.
3. What’s John Wick’s favorite yoga pose? The “Bullet-dodging Downward Dog.”
4. Why did John Wick open a pet store? He heard they were selling purr-fectly lethal kittens!
5. John Wick went to a restaurant and ordered a steak. The waiter asked, “How would you like it cooked?” John replied, “With a side of vengeance.”
6. Why did John Wick start a fashion line? Because tactical chic is always in style!
7. John Wick’s favorite childhood game was hide and seek. No one ever found him.
8. What’s John Wick’s favorite genre of music? Hit-hop!
9. Why did John Wick get kicked out of the comedy club? His punchlines were too bulletproof.
10. John Wick doesn’t believe in ghosts; he believes in targets that haven’t materialized yet.
11. What’s John Wick’s favorite ice cream flavor? Pistachio… because it sounds like “pistol.”
12. John Wick tried to make a snowman, but all he got was a wanted poster.
13. Why did John Wick join a band? He wanted to shoot for the stars and hit every note in the process.
14. John Wick’s idea of a romantic dinner is a candlelit table surrounded by bullet casings.
15. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of puzzle? The one where the missing piece is a bad guy’s face.
16. John Wick doesn’t sleep; he reloads for dream sequences.
17. Why did John Wick become a chef? He wanted to serve justice with a side of fries.
18. John Wick’s favorite game is Monopoly. He always goes directly to jail, but only to break out and take revenge.
19. What’s John Wick’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a bullet? Because you just shot through my heart.”
20. John Wick doesn’t watch horror movies. He lives them.

Another 20 Hilarious Chuckles from the World of Mr. Wick

1. Why did John Wick become a mathematician? He loves solving problems with a bulletproof solution.
2. John Wick doesn’t play hide and seek; he plays seek and destroy.
3. What’s John Wick’s favorite programming language? Python – because it’s as deadly as his aim.
4. Why did John Wick start a tech company? He wanted to develop software that detects bad guys and deletes them.
5. John Wick’s resume includes “bullet point specialist.”
6. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of poetry? Haikill-u.
7. Why did John Wick become a chess grandmaster? Because he always makes the first move and the last one.
8. John Wick’s autobiography is just a blank page with the title, “Unwritten Retribution.”
9. What’s John Wick’s favorite fruit? Cantaloupe – because it sounds like “can’t elope” when running from enemies.
10. John Wick’s vacation photos are just snapshots of crime scenes he’s cleaned up.
11. Why did John Wick become a weatherman? He always predicts a 100% chance of revenge.
12. John Wick doesn’t need an alarm clock; the sound of his enemies waking up is enough to get him out of bed.
13. What’s John Wick’s favorite board game? Checkmate – the real-life version.
14. John Wick doesn’t buy extended warranties; he buys extended magazines.
15. Why did John Wick become a philosopher? He believes in the right to bear arms – and lots of them.
16. John Wick’s coffee is so strong; it doesn’t wake him up; it apologizes for existing.
17. What’s John Wick’s favorite genre of film? Non-fiction.
18. Why did John Wick become a tailor? He knows how to stitch up problems, literally.
19. John Wick doesn’t go to therapy; therapy goes to him, seeking closure.
20. What’s John Wick’s favorite car? A Dodge – because he likes to dodge bullets in style.

1. Why did John Wick switch from pencils to pens? Because he wanted to draw blood more efficiently.
2. When John Wick goes to therapy, the therapist lies down on the couch.
3. John Wick doesn’t need bulletproof vests. Bullets just apologize and bounce off him.
4. What did John Wick say to his barber? “Just a trim, I’ve got some heads to turn.”
5. John Wick’s calendar goes from January 1st to Keanu Reeves’ birthday. There are no other dates.
6. When John Wick plays hide and seek, seekers hide.
7. John Wick’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
8. Why did John Wick start knitting? To make some killer scarves.
9. John Wick’s GPS never gives directions; it just says, “You’re already where you need to be.”
10. When John Wick was in school, his teacher used to give him a timeout. She hasn’t been seen since.
11. John Wick doesn’t use elevators. He just stares at the floor and it takes him where he wants to go.
12. Why did John Wick bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
13. When John Wick does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
14. John Wick doesn’t do cardio; he just chases bad guys.
15. Why did John Wick become a gardener? Because he wanted to bury his past.
16. John Wick doesn’t get the flu shot. The flu gets the John Wick shot.
17. When John Wick was a baby, his first word was “revenge.”
18. Why did John Wick refuse to play hide and seek with his dog? Because he knew the dog would find him.
19. John Wick’s to-do list: 1. Kill. 2. Kill some more.
20. Why did John Wick get banned from the zoo? Because he kept bringing his own lions for the lion exhibit.

61. Why did John Wick become a painter? He loved adding a splash of red to his canvas.
62. Why did John Wick become a sushi chef? He enjoyed slicing and dicing… enemies.
63. Why did John Wick become a meteorologist? He forecasted a 100% chance of bullets.
64. Why did John Wick become a librarian? He believed in the power of the “book” and the bullet.
65. Why did John Wick become a mechanic? He could fix more than just cars.
66. Why did John Wick become a baker? He loved the smell of fresh bread… and gunpowder.
67. Why did John Wick become a lifeguard? He knew how to save lives… with a well-aimed shot.
68. Why did John Wick become a gardener? He enjoyed pruning more than just bushes.
69. Why did John Wick become a bartender? He mixed drinks as well as he mixed it up in fights.
70. Why did John Wick become a pilot? He liked his battles in the air… and on the ground.
71. Why did John Wick become a dentist? He knew how to pull more than just teeth.
72. Why did John Wick become a stand-up comedian? He always had killer punchlines.
73. Why did John Wick become a tailor? He knew how to stitch up more than just clothes.
74. Why did John Wick become a tour guide? He showed people the sights… and the fights.
75. Why did John Wick become a lifecoach? He knew how to turn setbacks into comebacks.
76. Why did John Wick become a dance instructor? He led the dance… of death.
77. Why did John Wick become a plumber? He knew how to fix leaks… of the bullet variety.
78. Why did John Wick become a beekeeper? He mastered the art of stinging.
79. Why did John Wick become a magician? He could make bullets disappear.
80. Why did John Wick become a referee? He loved calling shots… and dodging them.

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41. Why did John Wick become a beekeeper? He wanted to master the art of stinging.
42. Why did John Wick become a referee? He enjoyed calling shots… and taking them.
43. Why did John Wick start a food truck? He believed in serving up justice with a side of fries.
44. Why did John Wick become a magician? He knew how to make bullets disappear.
45. Why did John Wick become a plumber? He was an expert at fixing leaks… of the bullet variety.
46. Why did John Wick become a motivational speaker? He knew how to inspire people to fight for what’s theirs.
47. Why did John Wick become a mechanic? He enjoyed fine-tuning more than just engines.
48. Why did John Wick become a park ranger? He loved the great outdoors… and the great gunfights that came with it.
49. Why did John Wick start a podcast? He wanted to share his stories of survival and vengeance.
50. Why did John Wick become a therapist? He had a talent for helping people work through their issues… with bullets.
51. Why did John Wick start a pet grooming business? He believed in giving every dog his day… and a good haircut.
52. Why did John Wick become a bartender? He knew how to mix drinks… and enemies.
53. Why did John Wick become a tailor? He had a knack for fitting bullets into tight spaces.
54. Why did John Wick become a locksmith? He believed in unlocking more than just doors.
55. Why did John Wick become a pilot? He enjoyed flying high… and shooting higher.
56. Why did John Wick become a sushi chef? He believed in slicing and dicing with precision.
57. Why did John Wick become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to deliver killer punchlines… literally.
58. Why did John Wick become a gardener? He had a green thumb… and a trigger finger.
59. Why did John Wick become a lifecoach? He knew how to turn setbacks into comebacks… with bullets.
60. Why did John Wick become a dance instructor? He knew how to lead… even in a shootout.

1. Why did John Wick refuse to play hide and seek? Because no one can hide from him, and he’s always seeking revenge!
2. John Wick doesn’t need a GPS; the streets just know to clear when he’s driving.
3. When John Wick enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the darkness off.
4. Why did John Wick bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house, and he wanted the rooftop view before he demolished it.
5. John Wick doesn’t have a “to-do” list; he has a “to-destroy” list.
6. When John Wick does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up; he pushes the Earth down.
7. John Wick once threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
8. John Wick doesn’t swim in the ocean; the ocean swims away from him.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from John Wick.
10. John Wick’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools John Wick.
11. When John Wick goes to sleep, he doesn’t count sheep. Sheep count themselves to avoid him.
12. John Wick can hear sign language.
13. John Wick doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
14. Why did John Wick bring a spoon to the gunfight? Because it’s a dish best served with a side of revenge.
15. John Wick’s computer doesn’t have a backspace button. He doesn’t make mistakes.
16. John Wick once won a staring contest with a statue.
17. When John Wick enters a room, he doesn’t knock; he shoots the door down.
18. John Wick once shot an enemy plane down with his finger. By yelling “bang!”
19. John Wick doesn’t have a shadow. His shadow’s afraid to follow him.
20. Why did John Wick go to the doctor? Because pain is afraid to visit him.

1. Why did John Wick bring a pencil to school? Because he heard it was the write tool for taking down bullies.
2. What does John Wick use to do his homework? A “kill-stick” instead of a pencil.
3. Why did the teacher ask John Wick to leave the classroom? Because he kept giving “detention” to the other students.
4. What’s John Wick’s favorite subject in school? History, because he’s always making it.
5. Why did John Wick refuse to play hide and seek with his friends? Because he always finds them too quickly.
6. How does John Wick like his pizza? Loaded with extra “revengeance” and topped with pepperoni.
7. Why did John Wick bring his dog to show and tell? Because his dog has a better story than anyone else.
8. What did John Wick say when his friend asked if he wanted to play cops and robbers? “I prefer to play assassins and targets.”
9. Why did John Wick get sent to the principal’s office? Because he turned in his homework with a bullet hole through it.
10. What’s John Wick’s favorite playground game? Dodgeball, because he’s always dodging bullets.
11. Why did John Wick refuse to join the school choir? Because he prefers a solo performance.
12. What’s John Wick’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Baba Yaga and the Boogeyman.”
13. Why did John Wick get kicked out of the chess club? Because he kept knocking over the pieces and saying, “Checkmate.”
14. What did John Wick say when his friend asked him to play tag? “You’re it, for life.”
15. Why did John Wick get detention during gym class? Because he mistook dodgeball for target practice.
16. Why did John Wick bring a suit to the school dance? Because he’s always ready for a formal assassination.
17. What did John Wick say when he lost his pencil? “No worries, I’ll just use my gun instead.”
18. Why did John Wick refuse to participate in the science fair? Because he didn’t want to create anything that could be used for evil.
19. What’s John Wick’s favorite school supply? A bulletproof backpack.
20. Why did John Wick get expelled from preschool? Because he brought show-and-tell to a whole new level.

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1. Why did John Wick refuse to join a bowling league? Because he prefers his strikes to be of the deadly kind.
2. What’s John Wick’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a bullet? Because you just shot straight through my heart.”
3. Why did John Wick never get into gardening? Because he doesn’t have a green thumb, he has a trigger finger.
4. What did John Wick say when asked about his favorite type of music? “I prefer something with a killer beat.”
5. Why did John Wick stop going to therapy? Because the therapist couldn’t handle his unresolved issues… with a gun.
6. What’s John Wick’s favorite dessert? A slice of “revenge pie,” served with a side of justice.
7. Why did John Wick refuse to join a book club? Because he prefers action-packed novels where the hero takes matters into his own hands.
8. What’s John Wick’s go-to drink? A double shot of espresso, because he likes his coffee as strong as his will to survive.
9. Why did John Wick break up with his girlfriend? Because she said she wanted to settle down, and he only settles scores.
10. What did John Wick say when asked about his dream vacation? “Anywhere with a view and a clear line of sight.”
11. Why did John Wick get banned from the casino? Because he always played with loaded dice… and guns.
12. What’s John Wick’s favorite hobby? Extreme ironing, where he irons out his enemies with extreme prejudice.
13. Why did John Wick start cooking? Because he wanted to learn how to make a killer soufflé… and a killer.
14. What’s John Wick’s favorite movie genre? Action, because he loves watching someone else kick butt for a change.
15. Why did John Wick switch to electric cars? Because he got tired of leaving a trail of exhaust… and bodies.
16. What did John Wick say when someone asked if he believed in love at first sight? “No, but I believe in bullets at first sight.”
17. Why did John Wick refuse to go to the circus? Because he’s already seen enough clowns in his line of work.
18. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of sandwich? A “hit” sandwich, served with a side of “takeout.”
19. Why did John Wick get kicked out of the art gallery? Because he kept mistaking the paintings for targets.
20. What’s John Wick’s favorite way to relax? A hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and a loaded gun within arm’s reach.

1. Why did John Wick get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make “killer” pastries.
2. Why did John Wick refuse to play hide and seek with his kids? Because he always finds them… even when they’re hiding in another country.
3. Why did John Wick take his kids to the zoo? Because he heard they had a “hit” exhibit.
4. Why did John Wick bring a ladder to the family picnic? Because he heard the food was to die for.
5. Why did John Wick become a soccer coach? Because he knows how to “kick” things into gear.
6. Why did John Wick start a band with his kids? Because he heard they were good at “hitting” the right notes.
7. Why did John Wick give his kids a map for their birthday? Because he wanted to teach them the importance of always having an escape plan.
8. Why did John Wick teach his kids how to drive? Because he knows the value of a good getaway driver.
9. Why did John Wick start gardening with his kids? Because he wanted to show them how to “bury” the competition.
10. Why did John Wick buy his kids a trampoline? Because he wanted to teach them how to bounce back… from anything.
11. Why did John Wick refuse to buy his kids water guns? Because he knows that real weapons are always more effective.
12. Why did John Wick take his kids camping? Because he heard that wilderness survival skills are essential for any budding assassin.
13. Why did John Wick enroll his kids in martial arts classes? Because he knows that the family that fights together stays together.
14. Why did John Wick give his kids a puppy for Christmas? Because he knows that every assassin needs a loyal companion.
15. Why did John Wick give his kids a first aid kit for their birthday? Because he believes in being prepared for any “accidents.”
16. Why did John Wick build a secret room in the house? Because every family needs a place to stash their weapons.
17. Why did John Wick teach his kids how to pick locks? Because he knows that sometimes, you have to break the rules to survive.
18. Why did John Wick refuse to buy his kids a pet fish? Because he knows that real pets have claws and teeth.
19. Why did John Wick start a treasure hunt with his kids? Because he heard that the prize was something to die for.
20. Why did John Wick give his kids a set of walkie-talkies? Because he knows that communication is key… especially during a stakeout.

21. Why did John Wick bring a ladder to the gunfight? He wanted to elevate his chances.
22. Why did John Wick join a band? He wanted to play lead “guitar” with his pistols.
23. Why did John Wick go to the beach? To catch some “waves” of destruction.
24. Why did John Wick never get lost? He always had a “compass” pointing to trouble.
25. Why did John Wick start a fashion line? He wanted to make bulletproof vests stylish.
26. Why did John Wick become a lifeguard? He wanted to save lives with his sharp shooting.
27. Why did John Wick take up knitting? He needed something to do between “stitch”ing up wounds.
28. Why did John Wick start his own airline? He wanted to offer “first class” bullet dodging.
29. Why did John Wick become a weatherman? He always forecasted a storm of bullets.
30. Why did John Wick become a dentist? He enjoyed pulling more than just teeth.
31. Why did John Wick switch to a standing desk? He needed to be ready to “stand” and deliver at any moment.
32. Why did John Wick become a tour guide? He knew all the hotspots for gunfights.
33. Why did John Wick start brewing his own coffee? He needed an extra kick for those long nights of revenge.
34. Why did John Wick become a DJ? He wanted to mix beats and bullets.
35. Why did John Wick open a bookstore? He believed in the power of “prose” and pistols.
36. Why did John Wick become a firefighter? He loved extinguishing fires… with his guns.
37. Why did John Wick start a daycare? He wanted to teach the kids early on how to handle a gun.
38. Why did John Wick start painting? He wanted to express himself in more ways than just violence.
39. Why did John Wick start his own detective agency? He had a knack for finding trouble… and ending it.
40. Why did John Wick become a yoga instructor? He needed to stretch before all the action.

20 More Laughs in the World of Johnny Wick

1. Why did John Wick go to the cheese shop? Because he heard they had Gouda protection.
2. What kind of cheese does John Wick like on his burgers? Swiss, because it’s always neutral.
3. Why did John Wick become a cheesemaker? Because he wanted to craft the perfect Havarti to go with his vengeance.
4. How does John Wick like his grilled cheese? Extra crispy, just like his enemies.
5. Why did John Wick start a cheese-themed band? Because he wanted to shred like a grater.
6. What’s John Wick’s favorite cheese-related pickup line? “Are you cheddar? Because you’re sharp and irresistible.”
7. Why did John Wick bring cheese to the gunfight? Because he heard it was a Gouda way to distract his enemies.
8. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of cheese for a romantic evening? Brie, because it’s smooth and creamy, just like his moves.
9. Why did John Wick refuse to play cheesy pickup lines? Because he prefers his lines straight and to the point, just like his bullets.
10. What’s John Wick’s favorite cheese-related hobby? Whey-lifting.
11. Why did John Wick become a cheese connoisseur? Because he wanted to be as skilled at tasting cheese as he is at tasting revenge.
12. What’s John Wick’s go-to cheese for movie night? Popcorn-flavored cheese, because it’s always a hit.
13. Why did John Wick refuse to attend the cheese festival? Because he didn’t want to be seen in a “cheddar” disguise.
14. What did John Wick say when asked about his favorite cheese? “I don’t discriminate; I love all cheeses equally, just like I love all my enemies equally.”
15. What’s John Wick’s favorite cheesy snack? Nachos, because they’re easy to make and even easier to devour.
16. Why did John Wick open a cheese-themed restaurant? Because he wanted to create a place where everyone could “brie” themselves.
17. What’s John Wick’s favorite cheese pun? “That’s nacho cheese, it’s mine.”
18. Why did John Wick refuse to share his cheese platter? Because he’s “feta” up with sharing, especially when it comes to his favorite cheeses.
19. What did John Wick say when he was accused of eating all the cheese? “I plead guilty, your honor. I’m a cheese-aholic, just like I’m addicted to revenge.”
20. Why did John Wick get kicked out of the cheese club? Because he kept bringing his own grated Parmesan to sprinkle on everything.

1. Why did John Wick bring a pencil to a gunfight? In case he needed to draw his own conclusion.
2. What’s John Wick’s favorite type of music? Glock and roll.
3. Why did John Wick start a gardening business? He wanted to bury the hatchet.
4. What’s John Wick’s favorite dessert? Bulletproof pudding.
5. Why did John Wick never play hide and seek as a kid? Because nobody ever dared to hide from him.
6. Why did John Wick get a pet snake? He wanted a “rattler” for backup.
7. Why did John Wick become a chef? He wanted to “cook” up some trouble.
8. Why did John Wick refuse to join the circus? He already had enough “gun” tricks up his sleeve.
9. Why did John Wick switch to decaf? He was tired of “espresso” bullet time.
10. Why did John Wick go to therapy? He had issues with “recoil” from his past.
11. Why did John Wick bring a map to the gun store? He didn’t want to get “lost” in firepower.
12. Why did John Wick open a bakery? He wanted to make “dough” while he made doughnuts.
13. Why did John Wick become a barber? He wanted to give people a close “shave” of fear.
14. Why did John Wick switch to a flip phone? He needed something to “flip” while he flipped bodies.
15. Why did John Wick get a job at the zoo? He wanted to be surrounded by “jungle” tactics.
16. Why did John Wick bring a ruler to the gun range? To measure his “shot” groups.
17. Why did John Wick never lose at poker? He always had an ace up his sleeve… along with a few other weapons.
18. Why did John Wick start meditating? He wanted to achieve the ultimate state of “zen” before battle.
19. Why did John Wick switch to bottled water? He was tired of “tap” dancing around trouble.
20. Why did John Wick become a locksmith? He wanted to unlock more than just doors.

Wick-edly Hilarious: The Bulletproof Banter of John Wick

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