Share a laugh !

1. Why did the scarecrow end up in jail? Because he was outstanding in his field… of crime!
2. What do you call a fake noodle in jail? An impasta!
3. Why don’t inmates play hide and seek in jail? Because good luck hiding when you’re behind bars!
4. Why did the math book go to jail? It had too many problems!
5. How did the frog end up in jail? It was caught jumping the fence!
6. Why don’t they serve ice cream in jail? Because you can’t escape the cones!
7. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants… unlawfully!
8. Why did the tomato turn red in jail? It saw the salad dressing!
9. Why did the cookie go to jail? It was caught doughing something illegal!
10. Why don’t they play cards in jail? Because the decks are always stacked against you!
11. Why did the skeleton go to jail? He got caught picking a lock with his funny bone!
12. Why don’t bicycles get locked up in jail? Because they’re two-tired!
13. Why was the broom sent to jail? It was sweeping up too much trouble!
14. Why was the music teacher sent to jail? For hitting all the wrong notes!
15. Why don’t prisoners take showers? Because it’s hard to escape when you’re clean!
16. Why did the clock go to jail? For tocking too loudly!
17. Why was the baseball player sent to jail? Because he stole second base!
18. Why did the pencil go to jail? For drawing a blank!
19. Why did the bicycle go to jail? It was two-tired of being used!
20. Why did the tomato go to jail? It couldn’t ketchup with the law!

1. Why did the jailbird break up with his girlfriend? Because he couldn’t handle the long sentences!
2. Why was the smartphone sent to jail? It was caught making illegal calls!
3. What did the ghost say to his cellmate? “I’m here for haunting, not taunting!”
4. Why did the grape stop going to jail? Because it couldn’t handle the wine-ing!
5. Why don’t they serve coffee in jail? Because it’s a latte to handle!
6. Why did the astronaut go to jail? He needed some space!
7. Why was the math book sad in jail? Because it had too many problems to solve!
8. Why was the bed arrested? It refused to make a getaway!
9. Why did the broom go to jail? It was sweeping the nation with its crimes!
10. What did the lawyer say to the judge in jail? “Can I get a brief sentence?”
11. Why did the vampire go to jail? For grave-robbing!
12. Why did the fish end up in jail? It was caught with a school of piranhas!
13. Why don’t prisoners use spoons? Because they can’t handle the daily stir!
14. Why did the chicken end up in jail? For crossing the road without a permit!
15. Why did the cat go to jail? It was caught in a purr-suasion case!
16. Why did the gardener go to jail? For planting evidence!
17. Why don’t they play golf in jail? Too many strokes and no freedom!
18. Why was the comedian sent to jail? For cracking too many jokes!
19. Why did the tree go to jail? For being a sap and getting caught in a sticky situation!
20. Why did the painter end up in jail? He was framed!

1. Why did the computer go to jail? It had too many hard drives!
2. Why don’t they allow gardening in jail? Because inmates always dig a hole for themselves!
3. Why did the dictionary go to jail? It was too well-versed in criminal language!
4. Why did the lightbulb go to jail? It got caught in a filament of criminal activity!
5. Why don’t they let clocks into jail? Because they’re always doing time!
6. Why did the pillow go to jail? It was accused of smothering!
7. Why did the clown go to jail? He couldn’t juggle his way out of the charges!
8. Why don’t they allow fishing in jail? Because inmates always reel in trouble!
9. Why did the calculator go to jail? It was caught counting on the wrong side of the law!
10. Why don’t they allow pets in jail? Because they’re all experts in breaking out!
11. Why did the painting go to jail? It was guilty of being too abstract!
12. Why did the soap go to jail? It was accused of aiding and abetting slippery situations!
13. Why don’t they have mirrors in jail? Because the inmates can’t face themselves!
14. Why did the umbrella go to jail? It was accused of sheltering criminals!
15. Why did the GPS go to jail? It always led people astray!
16. Why don’t they allow jokes in jail? Because inmates take pun-ishment too seriously!
17. Why did the printer go to jail? It was caught making counterfeit documents!
18. Why did the map go to jail? It was accused of plotting against the state!
19. Why don’t they have pianos in jail? Because inmates keep breaking out in keys!
20. Why did the pen go to jail? It was accused of scribbling indecent proposals!

1. Why did the ghost refuse to haunt the jail? Because there were too many boos already!
2. Why don’t they serve cake in jail? Because the inmates are always on a break-out diet!
3. Why was the drum sent to jail? It kept beating up the rhythm!
4. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants… unlawfully!
5. Why was the math book sad in jail? It had too many problems!
6. Why don’t they play hide and seek in jail? Because it’s hard to hide when you’re behind bars!
7. Why did the skeleton go to jail? It got caught picking a lock with its funny bone!
8. Why did the candle go to jail? It was caught burning the midnight oil!
9. Why don’t they allow gardening in jail? Because the inmates always dig themselves into a hole!
10. Why did the clock go to jail? It kept tocking too loudly!
11. Why don’t they serve ice cream in jail? Because you can’t escape the cones!
12. Why did the tomato go to jail? It couldn’t ketchup with the law!
13. Why did the pencil go to jail? For drawing a blank!
14. Why don’t bicycles get locked up in jail? Because they’re two-tired!
15. Why did the fish go to jail? Because it was caught in a net of lies!
16. Why did the musician go to jail? He was caught orchestrating a jailbreak!
17. Why don’t they allow dogs in jail? Because they’re always barking up the wrong tree!
18. Why was the balloon sent to jail? It was full of hot air!
19. Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole second base!
20. Why did the calculator go to jail? It was accused of counting on the wrong side of the law!

1. Why did the math book end up in jail? It couldn’t solve its problems without using its imagination.
2. Why don’t they play hide and seek in jail? Good luck hiding when you’re wearing bright orange!
3. Why did the skeleton go to jail? He didn’t have the guts to stay out.
4. Why was the music teacher thrown in jail? He got caught conducting illegal harmonies.
5. Why did the scarecrow end up in jail? He was outstanding in his field… of criminal activity.
6. Why did the tomato go to jail? It couldn’t ketchup with the law.
7. Why was the belt arrested and thrown in jail? It held up a pair of pants during a robbery.
8. Why did the ghost get arrested? He went haunting without a haunting license.
9. Why did the broom end up in jail? It was sweeping the nation with its crimes.
10. Why did the clock go to jail? It was doing hard time.
11. Why did the candle end up in jail? It couldn’t keep its flame under control.
12. Why was the comedian thrown in jail? He couldn’t stop cracking jokes in the courtroom.
13. Why did the computer go to jail? It had too many viruses.
14. Why was the banana thrown in jail? It kept slipping up on the law.
15. Why did the pillow go to jail? It was caught smothering the competition.
16. Why did the shoe end up in jail? It was tied to a string of burglaries.
17. Why did the map go to jail? It couldn’t find its way out of trouble.
18. Why was the calendar thrown in jail? It had too many dates with the wrong side of the law.
19. Why did the tree end up in jail? It was barking up the wrong branches.
20. Why did the mirror go to jail? It kept reflecting on its criminal past.

1. Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He heard it was the first step to a successful jailbreak!
2. Why did the tomato blush in jail? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why was the baby strawberry sad in jail? Because its parents were in a jam!
4. Why did the pencil go to jail? It kept drawing bad pictures!
5. Why did the ghost kid get kicked out of jail? He kept going through the walls without permission!
6. Why did the pirate kid go to jail? Because he arrr-gued with his mom too much!
7. Why did the ice cream go to jail? It was caught serving time!
8. Why did the chicken kid end up in jail? For crossing the playground without permission!
9. Why did the banana kid get in trouble at school? He slipped on a banana peel and caused a riot!
10. Why did the cloud kid go to jail? For raining on someone’s parade!
11. Why did the alien kid get detention? He kept beaming up answers during the test!
12. Why did the balloon kid go to jail? For blowing up at the teacher!
13. Why did the book kid end up in detention? He got caught dog-earing the pages!
14. Why did the cookie kid get in trouble at school? He crumbled under the pressure of the test!
15. Why did the dinosaur kid go to jail? For dino-snoaring too loudly in class!
16. Why did the robot kid get detention? He kept short-circuiting during the math quiz!
17. Why did the superhero kid end up in trouble? He kept cape-tivating the class with his powers!
18. Why did the tree kid get in trouble? He kept branching out during storytime!
19. Why did the fish kid get detention? He kept getting caught in a net of lies!
20. Why did the clock kid go to jail? He was always running out of time!

1. Why did the adult go to jail? Because he couldn’t resist stealing the spotlight!
2. Why did the lawyer end up in jail? He kept objecting to the judge’s fashion choices!
3. Why did the chef get arrested? He was caught whisking away the evidence!
4. Why did the musician go to jail? He was caught in a major key of crime!
5. Why did the gardener end up in jail? He was caught planting evidence!
6. Why did the plumber get thrown in jail? He couldn’t stop leaking information!
7. Why did the politician end up in jail? He was caught red-handed in a vote-counting scandal!
8. Why did the actor get arrested? He couldn’t stop stealing scenes!
9. Why did the banker go to jail? He was laundering money… and socks!
10. Why did the dentist end up in trouble? He was caught flossing with evidence!
11. Why did the photographer get thrown in jail? He was caught framing the wrong subject!
12. Why did the journalist end up behind bars? She was caught breaking the news before it happened!
13. Why did the hairdresser go to jail? She was giving illegal trims!
14. Why did the painter end up in trouble? He was caught brushing up on his crime skills!
15. Why did the mechanic get arrested? He was caught changing oil without a license!
16. Why did the scientist go to jail? She was conducting illegal experiments… on happiness!
17. Why did the comedian end up in trouble? He was caught stealing punchlines!
18. Why did the architect get thrown in jail? He was caught building castles in the air!
19. Why did the bartender get arrested? He was caught serving drinks on the rocks!
20. Why did the teacher end up in trouble? She was grading papers under the influence of laughter!

1. Why did the dad end up in jail? He got caught smuggling snacks into the movie theater… in his cargo shorts!
2. Why did the dad get arrested? He couldn’t resist making puns about cell phones!
3. Why was the dad thrown in jail? He kept stealing everyone’s thunder during family gatherings!
4. Why did the dad go to jail? He was caught distributing unauthorized “dad jokes”!
5. Why did the dad get in trouble? He was caught sneaking extra cookies from the cookie jar… after bedtime!
6. Why did the dad end up behind bars? He couldn’t resist cracking corny jokes at the dinner table!
7. Why was the dad arrested? He was caught driving everyone crazy with his “dad dance” moves!
8. Why did the dad go to jail? He was caught red-handed trying to fix the broken TV with duct tape!
9. Why did the dad end up in trouble? He couldn’t resist telling “knock-knock” jokes during serious conversations!
10. Why was the dad thrown in jail? He was caught trying to BBQ indoors during a snowstorm!
11. Why did the dad get arrested? He was caught using his “dad voice” at inappropriate times!
12. Why did the dad go to jail? He was caught hoarding dad shoes in the garage!
13. Why was the dad thrown in jail? He kept insisting on telling “back in my day” stories to the officers!
14. Why did the dad get in trouble? He was caught trying to fix the leaky faucet… with a hammer!
15. Why was the dad arrested? He couldn’t resist making cheesy jokes about cheeseburgers!
16. Why did the dad end up in jail? He was caught trying to make a “dad joke” out of a serious situation!
17. Why was the dad thrown in jail? He kept insisting on wearing socks with sandals in public!
18. Why did the dad get arrested? He was caught trying to use a lawnmower as a vacuum cleaner!
19. Why did the dad go to jail? He was caught trying to prank the neighbors with a fake “Dad’s Taxi” sign on his car!
20. Why was the dad thrown in jail? He kept insisting on telling “dad jokes” during his jury duty!

1. Why did the cheese end up in jail? Because it was too Gouda to be true!
2. Why did the cheddar go to jail? It was caught in a cheesy romance!
3. Why was the Swiss cheese arrested? It was involved in a hole-y crime!
4. Why did the mozzarella end up behind bars? It was accused of curd-ling behavior!
5. Why was the blue cheese thrown in jail? It was too moldy for society!
6. Why did the feta cheese go to jail? It was caught in a feta-compli!
7. Why did the provolone end up in trouble? It was part of a cheese conspiracy!
8. Why was the pepper jack cheese thrown in jail? It was too spicy for the law to handle!
9. Why did the brie cheese go to jail? It was caught spreading lies!
10. Why did the cream cheese end up in trouble? It was caught in a schmear campaign!
11. Why was the Gorgonzola cheese arrested? It was part of a stinky crime syndicate!
12. Why did the gouda cheese end up in jail? It was too smokin’ hot for its own good!
13. Why did the parmesan cheese get arrested? It grated on everyone’s nerves!
14. Why did the ricotta cheese go to jail? It was whey over the line!
15. Why did the cottage cheese end up behind bars? It was involved in some curd-linary mischief!
16. Why was the nacho cheese arrested? It was caught dipping into forbidden territory!
17. Why did the cream cheese end up in trouble? It was too soft on crime!
18. Why was the brie cheese thrown in jail? It couldn’t cut it in polite society!
19. Why was the feta cheese arrested? It was caught in a cheesy love triangle!
20. Why did the Swiss cheese go to jail? It was accused of being too hole-y!

Share a laugh !