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  1. It’s so cold, even the penguins are wearing sweaters.
  2. It’s so cold, icicles are forming on my thoughts.
  3. It’s so cold, my shadow is shivering.
  4. It’s so cold, my hot chocolate turned into iced chocolate.
  5. It’s so cold, snowmen are asking for second helpings of scarves.
  6. It’s so cold, my teeth are playing xylophone with each other.
  7. It’s so cold, my words are freezing before they reach your ears.
  8. It’s so cold, my breath is doing the cha-cha in the air.
  9. It’s so cold, even the snowflakes are wearing jackets.
  10. It’s so cold, my fridge is jealous of the outdoors.
  11. It’s so cold, the polar bears are cuddling for warmth.
  12. It’s so cold, my bed feels like an iceberg.
  13. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman looking for a fireplace.
  14. It’s so cold, I need a defroster for my thoughts.
  15. It’s so cold, I’m considering hibernation until spring.
  16. It’s so cold, my coffee froze mid-sip.
  17. It’s so cold, even the snowflakes are huddling together for warmth.
  18. It’s so cold, I can see my breath plotting its escape.
  19. It’s so cold, my blanket is staging a rebellion.
  20. It’s so cold, my shadow left to find a warmer climate.
  1. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman wearing a Snuggie.
  2. It’s so cold, my ice cream refused to melt – it just shivered.
  3. It’s so cold, my car asked for a blanket before starting.
  4. It’s so cold, my dog asked to wear my socks.
  5. It’s so cold, even the snowflakes are complaining about frostbite.
  6. It’s so cold, I caught a penguin applying for a job at the local sauna.
  7. It’s so cold, my freezer wanted to come inside for warmth.
  8. It’s so cold, I accidentally hugged a snowman thinking it was my friend.
  9. It’s so cold, I found a Yeti sipping hot cocoa in my backyard.
  10. It’s so cold, I saw a snowball wearing earmuffs.
  11. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman using a hairdryer to stay warm.
  12. It’s so cold, my thermostat started speaking in Celsius instead of Fahrenheit.
  13. It’s so cold, I saw a penguin giving a polar bear directions to the nearest heater store.
  14. It’s so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing a parka.
  15. It’s so cold, my cat refused to leave the blanket fort I made for her.
  16. It’s so cold, my winter coat grew a winter coat.
  17. It’s so cold, I saw Santa Claus wearing long johns under his suit.
  18. It’s so cold, my snowman built a snowman to keep him warm.
  19. It’s so cold, my fridge asked for a vacation to warmer climates.
  20. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman drinking hot tea and reading a book about melting.

  1. It’s so cold, I’m considering renting out my freezer for vacation homes.
  2. It’s so cold, I told my thermostat to chill out, and it replied, “I’m trying!”
  3. It’s so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing a “Chill Out” sign.
  4. It’s so cold, I’m using my ice cube tray as a heating pad.
  5. It’s so cold, I’m thinking of launching a line of winter hats for snowmen.
  6. It’s so cold, I’m writing my will with an icicle pen.
  7. It’s so cold, my hot chocolate turned into cold chocolate soup.
  8. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman holding a sign that said, “Will work for warmth.”
  9. It’s so cold, I’m considering investing in a winter coat for my pet rock.
  10. It’s so cold, my snow globe started shivering.
  11. It’s so cold, I’m thinking of starting a fire with friction from rubbing my hands together.
  12. It’s so cold, my breath is creating its own personal snowstorm.
  13. It’s so cold, I’m using my socks as hand warmers.
  14. It’s so cold, my ice cube apologized for melting in my drink.
  15. It’s so cold, my bed is staging a protest against being left unoccupied.
  16. It’s so cold, I’m considering hibernating until summer.
  17. It’s so cold, my thoughts are freezing mid-sentence.
  18. It’s so cold, I saw a penguin asking for directions to the nearest sauna.
  19. It’s so cold, my coffee turned into iced coffee before I could take a sip.
  20. It’s so cold, I’m using my frozen dinner as an ice pack.
  1. It’s so cold, my ice cubes are shivering.
  2. It’s so cold, my words froze in mid-air.
  3. It’s so cold, even the snowmen are wearing earmuffs.
  4. It’s so cold, my blanket sprouted sleeves.
  5. It’s so cold, my breath is competing with the steam from my coffee.
  6. It’s so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing a sweater.
  7. It’s so cold, I’m considering using my socks as gloves.
  8. It’s so cold, I’m using my fridge as a heater.
  9. It’s so cold, my bed is hugging me tighter than usual.
  10. It’s so cold, my coffee turned into ice before I could drink it.
  11. It’s so cold, I saw a penguin with a fur coat.
  12. It’s so cold, even my thoughts need a warm-up.
  13. It’s so cold, I’m wearing two pairs of socks on my hands.
  14. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman hailing a taxi to the tropics.
  15. It’s so cold, my words are freezing before I can say them.
  16. It’s so cold, my dog is wearing boots.
  17. It’s so cold, my shadow is wearing a parka.
  18. It’s so cold, I’m considering moving to Antarctica for warmth.
  19. It’s so cold, my blanket is wrapped around me like a burrito.
  20. It’s so cold, I’m using my laptop as a hand warmer.

  1. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman building a fire to keep warm.
  2. It’s so cold, icicles are wearing jackets.
  3. It’s so cold, my shadow froze and left me for a warmer place.
  4. It’s so cold, I saw a polar bear wearing earmuffs.
  5. It’s so cold, I saw a penguin trying to hitchhike to the equator.
  6. It’s so cold, when I opened the fridge, the light shivered.
  7. It’s so cold, my teeth chattered a Morse code for “turn up the heat.”
  8. It’s so cold, my breath turned into a snowflake before hitting the ground.
  9. It’s so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing a sweater.
  10. It’s so cold, I saw a dog chasing after a cat for its fur coat.
  11. It’s so cold, I saw an Eskimo buying a space heater.
  12. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman booking a one-way flight to the Bahamas.
  13. It’s so cold, I’m considering hibernating until spring.
  14. It’s so cold, my bed feels like an iceberg.
  15. It’s so cold, my car complained about having frostbite.
  16. It’s so cold, even my words are turning into ice cubes as I speak.
  17. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman dipping himself in hot cocoa to warm up.
  18. It’s so cold, my coffee froze while I was pouring it.
  19. It’s so cold, I can use my breath as a makeshift ice scraper.
  20. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman taking a sauna to thaw out.
  1. It’s so cold, even snowmen are wearing scarves and mittens as fashion accessories!
  2. It’s so cold, icicles are competing with popsicles for the title of coolest treat in town!
  3. It’s so cold, polar bears are applying for jobs as hot cocoa testers!
  4. It’s so cold, penguins are considering a migration to the equator!
  5. It’s so cold, snowflakes are learning to ice skate in midair!
  6. It’s so cold, yetis are wearing extra fur coats just to stay warm!
  7. It’s so cold, even the words “chill” and “freeze” are huddling together for warmth!
  8. It’s so cold, Jack Frost is using a blow dryer to defrost his fingertips!
  9. It’s so cold, snowballs are shivering before they’re even thrown!
  10. It’s so cold, the abominable snowman is taking hot baths in melted snow puddles!
  11. It’s so cold, polar vortexes are vacationing in warmer climates!
  12. It’s so cold, snow angels are wearing earmuffs and earmuffs!
  13. It’s so cold, snowflakes are practicing their synchronized falling routines!
  14. It’s so cold, snow cones are refusing to melt and are just chilling out!
  15. It’s so cold, frostbite is high-fiving itself for being so efficient!
  16. It’s so cold, Santa Claus is thinking about trading in his sleigh for a snowmobile!
  17. It’s so cold, popsicles are asking for seconds just to feel the warmth of someone’s hand!
  18. It’s so cold, snowmen are having hot chocolate parties to stay warm!
  19. It’s so cold, the North Pole is considering relocating to a warmer neighborhood!
  20. It’s so cold, snowflakes are asking for blankets before they land!

  1. It’s so cold, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets for once!
  2. It’s so cold, my hot date turned into a cold shoulder!
  3. It’s so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
  4. It’s so cold, my ex’s heart froze over faster than an ice cube in Antarctica!
  5. It’s so cold, I could use my nipples as icebreakers!
  6. It’s so cold, I’m considering moving in with my ex just for the warmth of their cold heart!
  7. It’s so cold, I saw a dog chasing a cat just to steal its warmth!
  8. It’s so cold, I’m tempted to snuggle up to my bank account because it’s frozen solid!
  9. It’s so cold, I almost got frostbite just trying to flip someone off!
  10. It’s so cold, my thermostat’s stuck on “Are you kidding me?!”
  11. It’s so cold, I’m using my electric bill as a makeshift blanket!
  12. It’s so cold, my morning coffee turned into iced coffee before I could even take a sip!
  13. It’s so cold, I caught a snowflake and it gave me the cold shoulder!
  14. It’s so cold, I saw a jogger running with a space heater!
  15. It’s so cold, my car’s engine refused to start and told me to try again in the spring!
  16. It’s so cold, I’m thinking of starting a fire in my inbox just to warm up my emails!
  17. It’s so cold, my ice cubes are shivering in my drink!
  18. It’s so cold, I’m considering wearing my summer clothes inside out just to remember what warmth feels like!
  19. It’s so cold, my Tinder matches are only swiping right for my fireplace!
  20. It’s so cold, I’m pretty sure my fridge is warmer than my apartment!
  1. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman shivering and asking for a warm hug!
  2. It’s so cold, I saw a penguin wearing a sweater and sipping on a hot cocoa!
  3. It’s so cold, I accidentally hugged an icicle thinking it was my son!
  4. It’s so cold, I saw a polar bear wearing earmuffs and complaining about the chill!
  5. It’s so cold, I told my kids to stop arguing or they’ll turn into ice sculptures!
  6. It’s so cold, I heard the snowflakes whispering to each other, “Let’s stick together for warmth!”
  7. It’s so cold, I saw a squirrel wearing mittens and holding a tiny space heater!
  8. It’s so cold, I tried to make a snowball, but it turned into an ice cube before I could throw it!
  9. It’s so cold, I told my wife to stop hogging the blankets or she’ll turn into an Eskimo!
  10. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman knocking on my door asking if he could warm up by the fireplace!
  11. It’s so cold, I heard the ice cubes in my drink shivering and asking for a warm bath!
  12. It’s so cold, I saw a Yeti wearing a Snuggie and sipping on a steaming cup of tea!
  13. It’s so cold, I told my kids to stop complaining about the weather or they’ll catch a case of frostbite!
  14. It’s so cold, I saw a snowflake wearing sunglasses and saying, “I’m trying to chill out here!”
  15. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman trying to hitch a ride on a passing sled to escape the freeze!
  16. It’s so cold, I told my kids to stop making snow angels or they’ll turn into snow cones!
  17. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman huddling with a group of penguins for warmth!
  18. It’s so cold, I heard the icicles on my roof singing, “Ice, ice baby!”
  19. It’s so cold, I tried to warm up by standing next to a snowman, but he just gave me the cold shoulder!
  20. It’s so cold, I saw a snowman trying to thaw out his carrot nose in a cup of hot cocoa!

  1. It’s so cold, even the cheese in my fridge is saying, “Brr-rie!”
  2. It’s so cold, the cheese grater is chattering its teeth!
  3. It’s so cold, my cheese fondue turned into cheese freeze-due!
  4. It’s so cold, the cheese slices are huddling together for warmth in the deli aisle!
  5. It’s so cold, I asked for extra cheese on my pizza, and they gave me ice cubes!
  6. It’s so cold, the cheese wheel rolled away to warmer pastures!
  7. It’s so cold, the cheese dip is colder than a polar bear’s toenails!
  8. It’s so cold, the cheese curds are doing the macarena to stay warm!
  9. It’s so cold, the cheese grater is refusing to grate anything but icicles!
  10. It’s so cold, my cheese platter turned into a cheese glacier!
  11. It’s so cold, the cheese fondue set is wearing a scarf and mittens!
  12. It’s so cold, the cheese slices are sticking together like they’re glued!
  13. It’s so cold, the cheese spread froze mid-spread!
  14. It’s so cold, the cheeseball is feeling a little blue, or should I say, blue cheese?
  15. It’s so cold, the cheese wheel is spinning slower than a snowman melting!
  16. It’s so cold, the cheese sauce is thicker than frozen molasses!
  17. It’s so cold, the cheese grater is shivering so much, it’s making grated cheese on its own!
  18. It’s so cold, the cheese plate is being used as a makeshift ice rink!
  19. It’s so cold, the cheese slices are sticking to each other like they’re in a cheesy romance movie!
  20. It’s so cold, the cheese fondue party turned into a cheese fond-don’t!

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