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In the fiery crucible of musical rebellion, where distortion reigns supreme and amplifiers scream with electrifying fury, there exists a sonic realm unlike any other. Within this domain of blistering riffs, thunderous drums, and vocals that pierce the very heavens, lies the heart and soul of a genre known by many names: the molten molasses of metal, the dense alloy of thunder, the weighty essence of iron melodies. As we traverse the labyrinthine corridors of heavy metal humor, prepare to be ensnared by the uproarious cacophony of jokes that thrash, shred, and mosh their way into your consciousness. So tighten your leather straps, polish your studs, and brace yourself for a headbanging journey into the uproarious world of metal madness!

“20 Metaliciously Hilarious Jokes: Rocking with Laughter in the Heavy Metal Universe!”

81. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a map to the gig? Because he wanted to explore some new frets!
82. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of salad? Shredded lettuce!
83. Why did the heavy metal band go to the art museum? To see some masterpiece metal!
84. What do you call a metalhead who loves to cook? The Iron Chef!
85. Why did the heavy metal singer join the circus? To learn some new scream techniques!
86. What’s a metalhead’s favorite bedtime story? The Sound and the Fury!
87. Why don’t metalheads ever become pilots? Because they’re too busy rocking the ground!
88. What’s a metalhead’s favorite way to relax? By cranking up the volume!
89. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a map to the concert? Because he heard there would be epic solos and he didn’t want to miss a note!
90. What do you call a metalhead with a broken guitar string? Out of tune and out of luck!
91. Why don’t metalheads ever go to the zoo? Because they prefer their animals to be wild and metal!
92. What’s a metalhead’s favorite hobby? Air guitaring!
93. Why did the heavy metal band start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some killer rolls and rock buns!
94. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of footwear? Steel boots!
95. Why did the heavy metal singer go to the doctor? Because he had a heavy case of metal fever!
96. What’s a metalhead’s favorite sport? Mosh pit wrestling!
97. Why did the heavy metal guitarist get a job at the music store? To amp up his skills!
98. What’s a metalhead’s favorite way to travel? In a metallica!
99. Why did the heavy metal drummer get a pet snake? Because he wanted something that could really slither to the beat!
100. What do you call a metalhead with a broken neck? Headbanging too hard!

1. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to school? To learn how to shred the syllabus!
2. How do heavy metal musicians stay in shape? They headbang at the gym!
3. Why did the heavy metal band hire a chef? Because they needed someone to cook up some brutal beats!
4. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of cookie? Double bass snare-o’s!
5. Why did the skeleton go to the heavy metal concert? Because he had no body to mosh with!
6. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite kind of tea? Scream oolong!
7. Why did the heavy metal drummer get arrested? Because he was caught in a cymbal crime!
8. How does a heavy metal vocalist stay hydrated? They scream H2O!
9. Why did the heavy metal band have to cancel their gig? Because their lead guitarist got too amped up and blew a fuse!
10. What did the heavy metal guitarist say to the broken string? “You’re out of tune with reality!”
11. Why was the heavy metal band afraid of the math teacher? Because he kept saying, “Let’s factor in some heavy metal!”
12. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to get to the top of the metal charts!
13. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of footwear? Steel-toe boots for stomping out killer riffs!
14. Why did the heavy metal drummer become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow some sick beats!
15. What’s a heavy metal band’s favorite fruit? Metal-melons!
16. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a map to the concert? Because he wanted to find his way to the riff-tastic solos!
17. Why did the heavy metal singer bring a ladder on stage? To reach those high notes!
18. Why did the heavy metal band start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some brutal pastries!
19. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite movie genre? Shred-ical!
20. Why did the heavy metal drummer get kicked out of the library? Because he refused to keep it down to a decibel!

1. Why did the heavy metal musician bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to reach new heights of metal madness!
2. What did the heavy metal guitarist say to the lost chord? “You’re fret-fully out of tune!”
3. Why did the heavy metal singer bring a parachute on stage? In case they hit too high of a note and soared into the stratosphere!
4. What’s a heavy metal drummer’s favorite bedtime story? The blast beat fairy tale!
5. Why did the heavy metal band start a petting zoo? Because they wanted to unleash the fury of the metal menagerie!
6. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite game? Shred or Dare!
7. Why did the heavy metal vocalist get a job as a baker? Because they wanted to scream for more dough!
8. Why did the heavy metal drummer join the circus? Because they wanted to master the art of the cymbal-swinging trapeze!
9. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite breakfast cereal? Iron Crunchies!
10. Why did the heavy metal bassist become a gardener? Because they wanted to cultivate some root notes!
11. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite season? Shred-tember!
12. Why did the heavy metal band start a plumbing business? Because they wanted to lay down some heavy pipes!
13. What did the heavy metal singer say to the microphone? “Prepare for vocal annihilation!”
14. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a map on stage? To navigate the fretboard wilderness!
15. Why did the heavy metal drummer become an astronaut? Because they wanted to drum amidst the stars!
16. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite board game? Monotony!
17. Why did the heavy metal band form a book club? Because they wanted to riff on literature!
18. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite dessert? Shredded wheat with distortion sauce!
19. Why did the heavy metal singer become a tour guide? Because they wanted to lead people on a journey through the realms of metal!
20. What’s a heavy metal drummer’s favorite movie? The Beat Goes On: A Metal Saga!

“Another 20 Thunderous Chuckles: Exploring the Metallic Mirthscape!”

1. Why did the heavy metal band open a locksmith business? Because they knew how to pick metal!
2. What did the heavy metal guitarist say to the math problem? “Let’s solve this equation with some brutal riffs!”
3. Why did the heavy metal drummer become a philosopher? Because they wanted to ponder the existential beat!
4. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of literature? Thrash novels!
5. Why did the heavy metal singer become a detective? Because they were great at uncovering mysteries with their metal screams!
6. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite subject in school? Metal-urgy!
7. Why did the heavy metal band start a fashion line? Because they wanted to unleash the metal couture!
8. What’s a heavy metal drummer’s favorite kind of weather? Thunderous!
9. Why did the heavy metal guitarist become an architect? Because they wanted to construct monumental riffs!
10. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite part of the alphabet? The letter R for “rock”!
11. Why did the heavy metal band start a car dealership? Because they knew how to drive the metal!
12. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite Shakespeare play? Mac-bethoven!
13. Why did the heavy metal drummer become a scientist? Because they wanted to experiment with rhythm and blast beats!
14. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of puzzle? Metal-grams!
15. Why did the heavy metal band start a vineyard? Because they wanted to ferment some heavy tunes!
16. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite type of bird? The shredder-falcon!
17. Why did the heavy metal singer become a chess player? Because they enjoyed strategizing their vocal attacks!
18. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of transportation? The shredder-cycle!
19. Why did the heavy metal band start a construction company? Because they wanted to build bridges to the metal!
20. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite element on the periodic table? Rock-tinium!

1. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the music was going to be “high” voltage!
2. Why did the heavy metal drummer bring a map to the gig? To make sure he didn’t “lose the beat”!
3. What do you call a heavy metal musician who’s also a magician? Ozzy “Abracadabra” Osbourne!
4. Why did the heavy metal band play at the construction site? Because they wanted to “build up” their fan base!
5. Why did the heavy metal singer take up gardening? Because he wanted to scream until he grew a “metal garden”!
6. How do heavy metal musicians apologize? They say, “I’m sorry for my ‘metal misconduct’!”
7. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to the doctor? Because he had a “solo sickness”!
8. Why did the heavy metal bassist get a job at the zoo? Because he wanted to “rock out” with the “bass-oons”!
9. What’s a heavy metal fan’s favorite way to relax? By “headbanging” on the couch!
10. Why did the heavy metal band start a bakery? Because they wanted to sell “metal muffins” with a side of “shred-ded wheat”!
11. What’s a heavy metal drummer’s favorite exercise? “Crash” cardio!
12. Why did the heavy metal guitarist get a pet snake? Because he wanted a “shredding serpent”!
13. Why did the heavy metal singer bring a flashlight to the concert? Because he was ready to “shine” on stage!
14. What do you call a heavy metal musician who’s also a doctor? Dr. Shred-n-Save!
15. Why did the heavy metal band perform at the beach? Because they wanted to make some “sands of metal”!
16. Why was the heavy metal concert so intense? Because the fans were “amped” up!
17. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite type of sandwich? The “shred-ded chicken”!
18. Why did the heavy metal drummer bring a backpack to the show? Because he wanted to “beat it”!
19. Why did the heavy metal singer start a garden? Because he wanted to growl some “metal blooms”!
20. What do heavy metal musicians do when they’re hungry? They “chew-sic” their favorite riff!

61. Why did the heavy metal guitarist get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the riff!
62. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of footwear? Steel-toed boots!
63. Why did the heavy metal band go to the theme park? Because they heard there was a rollercoaster ride with plenty of headbanging!
64. What’s a metalhead’s favorite beverage? Shred Bull!
65. Why did the heavy metal drummer join a gym? To work on his blast beats!
66. What do you call a metalhead with a cold? A sick riffster!
67. Why don’t metalheads ever become detectives? Because they don’t like anything that’s not heavy metal!
68. What’s a metalhead’s favorite exercise? Air guitar lunges!
69. Why did the heavy metal band start a farm? Because they wanted to grow some killer beets!
70. What’s a metalhead’s favorite holiday destination? Hellfest!
71. Why did the heavy metal singer go to the dentist? To get his metal fillings checked!
72. What do you call a metalhead with a broken leg? A mosh pit cripple!
73. Why don’t metalheads ever play hide and seek? Because they prefer to mosh and seek!
74. What’s a metalhead’s favorite mode of transportation? The mosh pit express!
75. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
76. What’s a metalhead’s favorite planet? Metallica!
77. Why did the heavy metal band start a shoe company? Because they wanted to make some killer kicks!
78. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of pasta? Shred-ded spaghetti!
79. Why did the heavy metal drummer bring a map to the concert? Because he heard there would be killer drum solos and he didn’t want to miss a beat!
80. What do you call a metalhead with a broken amp? A tone-deaf rocker!

“Another 20 Metal Mayhem Moments: Shredding Through the Laughter Zone!”

41. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a backpack to the concert? Because he wanted to carry his heavy metal merchandise!
42. What’s a metalhead’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because they love to rock the board!
43. Why was the heavy metal guitarist so good at math? Because he could count to Riff!
44. What do you call a metalhead who’s also a chef? A shredder in the kitchen!
45. Why don’t metalheads ever go camping? Because they can’t handle anything that’s not metal!
46. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of sandwich? Ham-mer and cheese!
47. Why did the heavy metal band start a gardening business? Because they wanted to plant some killer roots!
48. What’s a metalhead’s favorite part of the newspaper? The obituaries, because they’re always looking for new bands!
49. Why don’t metalheads ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the music’s so loud!
50. What did the heavy metal guitarist say to the out-of-tune string? “You’re flat, but you’re not metal!”
51. Why did the heavy metal drummer bring a map to the concert? Because he heard there would be blast beats and he didn’t want to miss any!
52. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of cookie? Oreos, because they love the metal cream filling!
53. Why don’t metalheads ever go to the zoo? Because they prefer their animals to be metal, not mellow!
54. What did the heavy metal singer say to the broken microphone? “You can’t handle the scream!”
55. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to therapy? Because he had too many issues with power chords!
56. What’s a metalhead’s favorite fruit? Rockmelon!
57. Why don’t metalheads ever go on cruises? Because they prefer their ships to be metal, not cruisey!
58. What did the heavy metal fan say to the elevator? “Take me to the top floor, I need to reach new heights of metal!”
59. Why did the heavy metal band start a construction company? Because they wanted to build some killer bridges!
60. What’s a metalhead’s favorite superhero? Iron Man, because he’s as metal as it gets!

1. Why did the heavy metal musician bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach the high notes on his guitar solo!
2. How does a heavy metal guitarist change a lightbulb? He doesn’t. He smashes it and plays in the dark!
3. Why did the heavy metal band start a gardening business? Because they wanted to grow some sick beats!
4. What did the heavy metal drummer name his twin sons? Bass and Snare!
5. Why did the heavy metal singer go to school? To learn how to scream the alphabet!
6. How many heavy metal musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer darkness!
7. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to jail? Because he was caught riffing off too many solos!
8. What do you call a heavy metal band made up of insects? Metallica!
9. Why did the heavy metal bassist become a chef? Because he wanted to shred lettuce instead of basslines!
10. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite type of car? A Shred-mobile!
11. Why was the heavy metal concert canceled? Because the lead singer lost his voice screaming at his alarm clock!
12. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of pizza? One with extra “shred”ded cheese!
13. Why did the heavy metal drummer go to therapy? Because he had too many cymbal crashes and needed to “crash” his emotional baggage!
14. How does a heavy metal musician keep their hair so perfect? With headbanging conditioner!
15. Why did the heavy metal band start a plumbing business? Because they wanted to fix pipes with their “metal” skills!
16. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite bedtime story? The Legend of the Shred King!
17. Why did the heavy metal singer bring a map to the concert? Because he wanted to find the “highway to hell”!
18. What did the heavy metal drummer say to his bandmates when they asked if he wanted a break? “Nah, I’m too ‘beat’ to stop now!”
19. Why did the heavy metal guitarist get kicked out of the library? Because he kept trying to borrow the book “How to Shred”!
20. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of footwear? Steel-toed boots for some serious “metal” stomping!

1. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a guitar to school? Because he wanted to “rock” his math class!
2. What do heavy metal kids say when they’re excited? “Metal up your playground!”
3. Why did the heavy metal kid refuse to play hide and seek? Because he couldn’t find a hiding spot loud enough!
4. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite subject in school? “Heavy Metal-urgy”!
5. How does a heavy metal kid greet their friends? With a headbang and a “metallic” high-five!
6. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a microphone to the zoo? Because he wanted to “roar” like a lion with distortion!
7. What did the heavy metal kid name his pet snake? “Scales the Shredder”!
8. Why did the heavy metal kid refuse to eat vegetables? Because they weren’t “metal” enough!
9. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Headbanger Who Could”!
10. Why did the heavy metal kid get detention? Because he turned the school choir into a heavy metal band!
11. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite game? “Metal Gear Solid: Playground Edition”!
12. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a drum set to the beach? Because he wanted to play “sand” beats!
13. What do heavy metal kids use to brush their teeth? Electric guitars with distortion toothpaste!
14. Why did the heavy metal kid become a magician? Because he wanted to make his homework disappear with a blast beat!
15. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite insect? A “rock”roach!
16. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a backpack full of rocks to school? Because he wanted to study “metal”logy!
17. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite sport? “Headbang Ball”!
18. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a chainsaw to show and tell? Because he wanted to demonstrate his “metal”working skills!
19. What’s a heavy metal kid’s favorite flavor of ice cream? “Scream” cheese!
20. Why did the heavy metal kid bring a guitar to the amusement park? Because he wanted to play the roller coaster like a riff!

“Another 20 Hard Rock Hilarity: Cracking Up in the Metallic Realm!”

1. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved power chord issues.
2. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of weather? Shred alert!
3. Why don’t heavy metal bands ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your amp goes to 11.
4. What do you call a heavy metal drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
5. Why did the heavy metal vocalist break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his screams in bed.
6. How many heavy metal guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer everything dimly lit.
7. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a ladder to the concert? To get a better view of the mosh pit.
8. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite bedtime story? The tale of the headbanging insomniac.
9. Why did the heavy metal bassist get kicked out of the library? Because he couldn’t stop slamming his books.
10. What do you call a heavy metal guitarist who’s also a mathematician? A shreditorial mathematician.
11. Why did the heavy metal drummer get arrested? Because his beats were too heavy for the law to handle.
12. What’s a heavy metal guitarist’s favorite season? Shredding season!
13. Why did the heavy metal band start a garden? To grow some sick beats.
14. Why did the heavy metal singer carry a ladder onstage? To reach the high notes, of course.
15. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to the gym? To work on his power chords.
16. What do heavy metal musicians use to spice up their food? Shredded pepper.
17. Why did the heavy metal bassist refuse to play in the rain? Because he didn’t want to risk electrocution – unless it was for the perfect riff.
18. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite holiday? Shredsgiving!
19. Why don’t heavy metal drummers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always making noise.
20. Why did the heavy metal guitarist refuse to wear a watch? Because he’s always living in m/etal time.

1. Why did the heavy metal dad bring a ladder to the concert? To help his kids reach the highest notes!
2. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite type of exercise? Air guitar squats!
3. Why did the heavy metal dad go to the hardware store? To buy more metal for his headbanging.
4. Why did the heavy metal dad get a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to make some killer rolls!
5. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite beverage? Rock ‘n’ roll-a cola!
6. Why did the heavy metal dad become a chef? Because he loved cooking up riff-tastic meals!
7. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite board game? Headbanging Battleship!
8. Why did the heavy metal dad refuse to mow the lawn? Because he didn’t want to disturb the ‘metal’ in the grass!
9. What did the heavy metal dad say to his kids when they asked for a bedtime story? “Once upon a time, in a land of shredding guitars…”
10. Why did the heavy metal dad bring a guitar to the beach? To rock out with his waves out!
11. Why did the heavy metal dad refuse to drive a minivan? Because it didn’t have enough amps!
12. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite movie genre? Rockumentaries!
13. Why did the heavy metal dad refuse to buy a new sofa? Because he preferred sitting on his amp!
14. Why did the heavy metal dad bring a ruler to the concert? To measure the decibels!
15. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite part of the newspaper? The metal section!
16. Why did the heavy metal dad refuse to go camping? Because there were no outlets for his amps!
17. What did the heavy metal dad say to his kids when they were being too loud? “Turn it up to 11, or go to your room!”
18. Why did the heavy metal dad refuse to wear a tie? Because he preferred leather and spikes!
19. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite dessert? Shred pudding!
20. Why did the heavy metal dad bring a tambourine to the concert? In case he needed some extra ‘metal’!

21. Why did the heavy metal band hire a plumber? Because they had a problem with their lead pipe!
22. What do you call a metalhead with a broken arm? A one-armed bandit!
23. Why don’t metalheads ever go to the beach? They prefer mosh pits to sand pits!
24. What’s a metalhead’s favorite subject in school? History, because they love to headbang to the past!
25. Why did the heavy metal drummer get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find the beat!
26. What do you call a metalhead who loves classical music? A headbanger in the Bach!
27. Why was the heavy metal guitarist so good at baseball? Because he knew how to rock the bat!
28. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of weather? Heavy metal weather, of course!
29. Why don’t metalheads ever play chess? Because they can’t handle anything that’s not metal!
30. What did the heavy metal guitarist say to the broken string? “You’re metal, but you’re not heavy enough!”
31. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the metal was up high!
32. What’s a metalhead’s favorite fast food? Megadeth by Chocolate!
33. Why was the heavy metal concert so cold? Because they turned the amps to Arctic Monkeys!
34. What do you call a metalhead who loves math? A trigonometal enthusiast!
35. Why did the heavy metal band start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some killer rolls!
36. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of pet? A rock lobster!
37. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to school? To get a little more shredducation!
38. What’s a metalhead’s favorite movie genre? Thrash and burn!
39. Why did the heavy metal singer bring a map to the concert? Because he heard there would be mosh pits and he didn’t want to get lost!
40. What do you call a metalhead with a broken heart? A shattered soul!

“Another 20 Metal Mayhem Mirth: Rocking with Riotous Laughter!”

1. Why did the heavy metal guitarist bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach new heights of cheesiness!
2. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite type of cheese? Shred-dar!
3. Why did the heavy metal drummer join a cheese-making club? Because he wanted to add some extra ‘crunch’ to his beats!
4. What did the heavy metal guitarist say when asked if he wanted some cheese with his wine? “No thanks, I prefer my cheese with a side of riff!”
5. Why did the heavy metal bassist bring a block of cheese to the studio? Because he wanted to lay down some ‘gouda’ tracks!
6. What’s a heavy metal singer’s favorite cheese-related pickup line? “Are you cheddar? Because you’re shredding my heartstrings!”
7. Why did the heavy metal band start a cheese-themed restaurant? Because they wanted to melt faces and cheese simultaneously!
8. What did the heavy metal drummer say to the cheesy pizza? “You’re my slice of heaven!”
9. Why did the heavy metal guitarist become a cheese grater salesman? Because he wanted to shred in more ways than one!
10. What’s a heavy metal dad’s favorite type of cheese? Metal-cheddar!
11. Why did the heavy metal singer bring cheese to the concert? Because he wanted to ‘brie’ the noise!
12. What did the heavy metal drummer say when asked about his favorite cheese? “I’m partial to Swiss, because of all the holes for extra ‘air’ drumming!”
13. Why did the heavy metal bassist refuse to eat cheese? Because he was lactose intolerant, but still wanted to be cheesy on stage!
14. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite cheese-related sport? Grateboarding!
15. Why did the heavy metal guitarist get banned from the cheese shop? Because he kept shredding the samples!
16. What did the heavy metal singer say to the cheese that wouldn’t stop talking? “You’re really ‘gouda’ at holding a conversation!”
17. Why did the heavy metal drummer bring cheese to the concert? Because he wanted to add some ‘cymbal-smashing’ flavor!
18. What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite cheese-related pastime? Brie-watching documentaries!
19. Why did the heavy metal bassist start a cheese-themed band? Because he wanted to ‘bass-ically’ melt faces with his cheesy tunes!
20. What did the heavy metal guitarist say when asked about his favorite cheese? “Anything that melts faster than my face during a solo!”

1. Why did the heavy metal musician get kicked out of the orchestra? Because he kept shredding during the symphony!
2. What’s a metalhead’s favorite tea? Slayer.
3. Why don’t heavy metal bands ever do any gardening? Because they can’t handle anything that’s not metal.
4. How many metalheads does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer it dark.
5. Why did the heavy metal guitarist go to school? To get a little more shredducation!
6. What do you call a dinosaur playing heavy metal? A tyrannosaurus wreck!
7. Why was the heavy metal concert so cold? Because they turned the amps to Arctic Monkeys!
8. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of transportation? The Iron Maiden.
9. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the metal was up high!
10. How do you find a metalhead in a record store? Don’t worry, they’ll find you.
11. What’s a metalhead’s favorite nursery rhyme? Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, How I Wonder What You Shred!
12. Why don’t metalheads ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the music’s so loud!
13. What did the heavy metal drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.
14. Why did the heavy metal fan bring a map to the concert? Because he heard there would be mosh pits and he didn’t want to get lost!
15. What’s a metalhead’s favorite dessert? Metallica flan.
16. Why don’t metalheads ever get lost? Because they always follow the Judas Priest!
17. What did the heavy metal guitarist do when his pedal broke? He wah-wah’d all the way home!
18. Why did the heavy metal singer go to therapy? Because he had too many issues with scream therapy!
19. What do you call a metalhead with a college degree? A rebel with a PhD.
20. Why don’t metalheads ever get in fights? They’re too busy headbanging!

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