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Picture yourself basking in the celestial glow of gaming greatness, surrounded by the luminous aura of one of the most iconic franchises in gaming history. As you prepare to immerse yourself in the ethereal realm of Halo, let’s not merely dip our toes, but rather soar headfirst into a universe where Master Chief reigns supreme and the Covenant tremble in the radiance of your prowess. So, gear up, Spartan, for we’re about to embark on a journey through the stars, where every twist and turn promises an electrifying adventure filled with laughter, action, and maybe even a few plasma grenades to the face.

“20 Hilarious Halos: Witty Jokes from the Ring”

81. Why did the Elite become a gardener? He had a green thumb for energy swords.
82. What do you call a Brute who tells jokes? A pun-isher.
83. Why was the Spartan good at poker? He always had a great bluff.
84. What do Grunts use to cook? Plasma pans.
85. Why did Master Chief go to the beach? To practice his sand tactics.
86. How do you make an Elite laugh? Tell them a plasma pun.
87. What’s the Covenant’s favorite dance move? The plasma slide.
88. Why did the Spartan refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the Jackals.
89. What do you get when you cross a Halo ring with a joke? A punchline that comes full circle.
90. Why did the Arbiter visit the library? To check out some war stories.
91. How does Master Chief organize his files? In Spartan order.
92. What’s a Spartan’s favorite type of movie? Action-packed sagas.
93. Why don’t Elites play soccer? They’re better with plasma balls.
94. What’s a Grunt’s favorite sport? Plasma ball.
95. Why did the UNSC start a band? To boost morale with rock-solid tunes.
96. What do you call a Covenant ship that tells jokes? A pun-ship.
97. Why was the Marine good at school? He excelled in combat-ics.
98. What did Cortana say to the indecisive Spartan? “Make up your mind, Chief!”
99. Why did the Spartan wear a helmet? To protect his punchlines.
100. What’s the Halo player’s favorite vegetable? Master Chief peas.

1. Why did Master Chief bring a ladder to battle? Because he heard the Covenant were “high” ranking!
2. How does a Spartan recharge after a long day? With a plasma tea-break!
3. Why don’t Elites play hide and seek? Because they always get stuck in “cloak” mode!
4. What’s Master Chief’s favorite type of music? Rock, because he’s always surrounded by hard places!
5. Why did the Grunt bring a math book to battle? Because he heard Master Chief was good at “subtracting” enemies!
6. How does Cortana organize a party? She sends out “Binary” invitations!
7. Why did the Hunter bring a calculator to the battlefield? Because he wanted to multiply his chances of winning!
8. What did the Jackal say to the Sniper? “You’ve got to be kidding me, you’re a real “sharp” shooter!”
9. Why did the Warthog go to school? To learn how to “drive” its enemies crazy!
10. Why was the Ghost always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “haunt” the dance floor!
11. Why don’t Brutes ever use computers? Because they can’t stand the “mouse” clicking!
12. How does a Spartan keep track of time? With a “clock” that has a plasma grenade as the second hand!
13. Why was the Elite always the life of the party? Because he knew how to “sangheili” dance moves!
14. Why did the Spartan always win at poker? Because he had a great “bluff” armor!
15. What’s a Grunt’s favorite fruit? Plasma bananas, because they’re always in “peel” mode!
16. Why did the Flood go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of “cortana”-ry infection!
17. How does a Spartan fix his armor? With “master” repairs!
18. Why did the Covenant build a roller coaster? Because they wanted to experience the ultimate “gravity” ride!
19. What’s a Spartan’s favorite breakfast cereal? Plasma-Os, they’re “explosively” delicious!
20. Why did the Marine bring a dictionary to battle? Because he wanted to define the “odds” of survival!

1. Why did Master Chief bring a spoon to the battlefield? Because he heard there were “Gravy-lanches”!
2. What did the Elite say when he stubbed his toe? “I hope that’s not a ‘crackdown’!”
3. Why did the Marine break up with his plasma rifle? It kept saying, “I’m too hot to handle!”
4. How does a Grunt apologize? With a “Sangheili” of regret!
5. Why did the Warthog go to driving school? To learn how to “gear up” for battle!
6. What do you call a Jackal in a detective outfit? Sherlock Beak!
7. Why did Cortana go to therapy? She had too many “repressed memories”!
8. Why don’t Hunters ever win at poker? Because they always “fold” too soon!
9. How does a Brute like his steak? Extra “rare”!
10. Why was the Gravemind invited to all the parties? Because he knew how to “infest” the dance floor!
11. What’s a Spartan’s favorite TV show? “Survivor: Reach Edition”!
12. Why did the Ghost get a ticket? It was caught “speeding” through enemy lines!
13. What’s a Jackal’s favorite movie genre? Sci-Fly!
14. Why did the Marine bring a map to the battle? He wanted to “navigate” his way to victory!
15. How does an Engineer fix a lightbulb? With a “spark” of genius!
16. Why did the Grunt become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a killer “punch” line!
17. What did the Spartan say to the energy sword? “You light up my life!”
18. Why was the Warthog sad? Because it had a flat “tire” of emotions!
19. What’s a Brute’s favorite game? “Angry Primates”!
20. Why did the Covenant team lose the baseball game? They kept getting caught “stealing” bases!

“20 Hysterical Halos: Laughs from the Halo Universe”

1. Why did Master Chief get a job at the bakery? Because he knew how to “rise” to the occasion!
2. What’s Cortana’s favorite genre of music? Bitpop!
3. Why did the Grunt go to art school? To master the art of “explosive” expressionism!
4. How does Master Chief like his coffee? With a “splash” of alien creamer!
5. Why was the Warthog’s autobiography a bestseller? Because it had a lot of “drive”!
6. What’s the Elites’ favorite game show? “Wheel of Misfortune”!
7. Why did the Marine bring a dictionary to the battlefield? To define the “odds” of victory!
8. How does a Jackal make a sandwich? With a lot of “shielding”!
9. Why was the Spartan late to the meeting? Because he was stuck in “active camouflage”!
10. What did the Gravemind say to the Flood during arguments? “Let’s keep it civil, we’re all part of the same ‘hive’ mind!”
11. Why did the Prophet go to therapy? To deal with his “prophetic” nightmares!
12. What’s a Hunter’s favorite subject in school? Ballistics!
13. Why was the Ghost embarrassed? It couldn’t “drive” stick!
14. What did the Engineer say to the broken generator? “Let’s amp up the repairs!”
15. Why did the Spartan go to the arcade? To show off his “high score” skills!
16. How does a Brute solve a Rubik’s Cube? With “bruteforce”!
17. Why was the Jackal hired as a security guard? Because he had an “eagle” eye for trouble!
18. What’s a Grunt’s favorite type of exercise? “Grenade” tossing!
19. Why did the Warthog get a job in construction? Because it knew how to “build” momentum!
20. How does a Spartan fix a broken heart? With “armor” plating!

1. Why did the Master Chief break up with his girlfriend? Because she said his armor was too clingy!
2. What did the Grunt say to the Elite during a game of hide and seek? “You can’t find me, I’m camouflaged like a cloaked sword!”
3. How does a Spartan like their eggs? Scrambled, because they’re always on the move!
4. Why don’t Spartans ever get lost? Because they always follow the “Cortana” directions!
5. What’s a Spartan’s favorite fruit? Plasma grenades, because they’re always bursting with flavor!
6. Why did the Jackal bring a ladder to the fight? Because he wanted to take his sniper skills to new heights!
7. What did the Marine say to the Grunt after a battle? “You’re really grunting on my nerves!”
8. Why did the Warthog cross the road? To splatter some more enemies on the other side!
9. How do you know if a Spartan is lying? Their visor is always transparent!
10. Why did the Flood go to school? To improve their “infection” rates!
11. What do you call a group of Hunters discussing strategy? A “Tank” meeting!
12. Why did the Prophet go to the comedy club? To test his “punny” jokes on the audience!
13. How do Spartans communicate during stealth operations? They whisper “Needler” secrets!
14. What did the Engineer say to the Ghost? “I’m always charged up and ready to boost!”
15. Why was the Covenant cruiser late to the battle? It took a wrong turn at Installation 04!
16. What’s a Spartan’s favorite dance move? The Plasma Pistol shuffle!
17. Why did the Grunt bring a backpack to the battle? To carry all his “grunty” supplies!
18. What’s a Spartan’s favorite game? “Capture the Flag,” because it’s all about securing the objective!
19. Why don’t Elites ever go to the beach? They’re afraid of getting stuck in the “sand” traps!
20. How does a Spartan like their coffee? Dark and with a side of energy sword!

61. Why did the Spartan take a nap? He needed to recharge his shields.
62. What’s the Covenant’s favorite game? Hide and Seek, because they love to cloak.
63. How do you make a Warthog go faster? Tell it the Flood is coming.
64. Why was the Halo ring always calm? It was centered.
65. Why don’t Brutes use computers? They’re afraid of bugs in the system.
66. Why did the Grunt start a band? He had a talent for explosive performances.
67. How does an Elite fix a broken light? With a plasma bulb.
68. Why did the Spartan wear sneakers? For running rings around the Covenant.
69. What’s a Spartan’s favorite instrument? The battle drum.
70. Why did the Prophet go to space school? To become a better halo-grapher.
71. What do you call a Spartan with a cold? Master Chief-oo!
72. Why did the Flood apply for a job? They wanted to infect the workforce.
73. What’s Master Chief’s favorite type of weather? A hail-o storm.
74. Why did the Marine join the band? He had great rhythm for shooting.
75. What’s a Jackal’s favorite snack? Shield chips.
76. How do you keep a Grunt in suspense? Tell him you’ll finish the joke in Halo 7.
77. Why did the Spartan go to art class? To learn how to draw fire.
78. What did Cortana say to the slow computer? “You’re not my type.”
79. Why was the Halo player always calm? He was in his element.
80. What do you get when you cross a Spartan with a snowman? Frost Chief.

“20 More Hilarious Halos: Another Round of Epic Jokes”

41. Why was the Warthog afraid of the dark? Because it heard the Flood likes to lurk in shadows!
42. How does a Jackal open a door? With his “beak” and call of “Open sesame!”
43. Why did the Grunt become a chef? Because he loved to “grill” his enemies!
44. What did the Marine say to the Elite in a dance-off? “You’ve got some fancy moves, but can you handle a battle rifle?”
45. Why did the Spartan become a comedian? Because he had a “Masterful” sense of humor!
46. How does a Brute make a sandwich? With a “smash” of mayo and a “crunch” of lettuce!
47. Why did the Elite join the circus? Because he heard they needed a “sword” swallower!
48. What did the Jackal say to the Grunt? “You’re such a “small fry” in this war!”
49. Why did the Warthog fail its driving test? Because it kept “hogging” the road!
50. How does a Spartan change a lightbulb? By punching it until it submits!
51. Why did the Marine go to the bar? To drown his sorrows in a glass of “Master Brew”!
52. What did the Grunt say to the Banshee? “You’re one “wailing” machine!”
53. Why did the Jackal fail math class? Because he always got “lost” in the numbers!
54. How does a Hunter fix his armor? With a little “shield” welding!
55. Why did the Warthog go to therapy? Because it had “wheel-y” deep emotional issues!
56. What did the Marine say to the Spartan on a hot day? “I’m sweating like a Grunt in a firefight!”
57. Why did the Elite bring a ruler to battle? To measure the length of his sword!
58. How does a Grunt prepare for a date? With some “explosive” cologne!
59. Why did the Warthog cross the road? To splatter some Covenant on the other side!
60. What did the Spartan say to the Banshee pilot? “Time to clip your wings!”

1. Why did the Grunt refuse to join the Covenant choir? Because every time he tried to sing, he ended up detonating a plasma grenade, turning the rehearsal into chaos! Eventually, the choir director had to ban Grunts from participating, fearing for the safety of the other members. Despite his explosive enthusiasm, the Grunt sadly resigned himself to being the “silent member” of the Covenant community, quietly humming tunes while others sang their hearts out.
2. What happened when Master Chief decided to host a cooking show on Reach? It was an epic culinary adventure filled with both triumphs and disasters! Master Chief attempted to demonstrate how to make his famous “Energy Sword Stir-Fry,” but things quickly went awry when he accidentally activated a plasma grenade while slicing vegetables. The kitchen erupted into chaos as Master Chief heroically dove to save the meal, narrowly avoiding catastrophe. Despite the mishaps, the show became an instant hit, showcasing Master Chief’s resilience and culinary prowess. From then on, every dish came with a side of action-packed excitement!
3. Why did the Elite decide to become a stand-up comedian? After years of battling Spartans and fighting alongside the Covenant, the Elite realized that his true calling lay in making people laugh, not just in battle but also on stage! Armed with a repertoire of hilarious anecdotes about Grunts, Jackals, and Hunters, the Elite took to the comedy club circuit, entertaining audiences with his unique brand of humor. His jokes about plasma grenades, Energy Swords, and clumsy Grunts never failed to bring down the house, proving that laughter truly is the best weapon in the galaxy!
4. What happened when a group of Marines decided to organize a Halo-themed costume party? It was a night filled with epic battles, laughter, and unforgettable memories! Marines transformed into their favorite Halo characters, donning Master Chief armor, Elite costumes, and even dressing up as the Flood. The party was a spectacle of creativity and dedication, with each attendee bringing their own unique spin to their character. Throughout the night, guests engaged in mock battles, traded war stories, and forged new friendships, proving that even in civilian life, the spirit of Halo lives on!
5. Why did the Jackal decide to open a detective agency on High Charity? Despite being known for their sharpshooting skills, the Jackal wanted to prove that there was more to them than meets the eye! With their keen eyesight and sharp intellect, the Jackal became the go-to investigator for solving mysteries within the Covenant ranks. From uncovering sabotage plots to solving thefts of precious Forerunner artifacts, the Jackal’s detective agency became a beacon of justice in the heart of High Charity. Though their methods may have been unconventional, there was no denying that when it came to solving crimes, the Jackal always had their sights set on the truth!
6. What happened when a group of Grunts decided to start their own band on Installation 05? It was a cacophony of chaos and hilarity as the Grunts attempted to master their instruments and rock the galaxy! Despite their lack of musical talent, the Grunts’ enthusiasm was infectious, drawing crowds from across the Covenant. From their rendition of “We Are the Grunts” to their cover of “High Charity Nights,” every performance was a riotous celebration of camaraderie and joy. Though they may not have been the most skilled musicians, the Grunts proved that with enough passion and teamwork, anything is possible!
7. Why did the Warthog decide to enter the Halo Grand Prix? It was tired of being relegated to mere transportation duty and yearned to prove its worth on the racetrack! With Master Chief behind the wheel and Cortana providing navigational support, the Warthog blazed a trail of destruction across the circuit, leaving a trail of defeated opponents in its wake. Despite facing stiff competition from sleeker, more agile vehicles, the Warthog’s raw power and durability proved to be its greatest assets, earning it the title of Halo Grand Prix champion and cementing its status as a legendary racing icon!
8. What happened when a group of Spartan recruits attempted to throw a surprise birthday party for Master Chief? It was a mission fraught with peril and hilarity as the recruits navigated through a series of challenges to ensure the party’s success! From evading Covenant patrols to infiltrating enemy bases, every step of the plan was carefully orchestrated to avoid detection. When the big day finally arrived, Master Chief was greeted with cheers, laughter, and a cake shaped like a plasma grenade. Though the party may have been unconventional, it was a testament to the bond between Spartans and the lengths they would go to celebrate their fearless leader!
9. Why did the Prophet decide to try his hand at stand-up comedy? Despite his lofty status within the Covenant hierarchy, the Prophet felt a profound sense of loneliness and yearned to connect with others on a more personal level. Armed with a collection of puns and wordplay, the Prophet took to the stage, delighting audiences with his wit and charm. From his jokes about the Great Journey to his anecdotes about life on High Charity, the Prophet’s comedy routine became a beloved fixture of Covenant entertainment, proving that even the most powerful beings in the galaxy have a sense of humor!

1. Why did the Grunt bring a backpack to school? To carry all his “grunt-tastic” supplies, like plasma pencils and energy erasers!
2. What do you call a group of Jackals playing tag? A “flock” of taggers!
3. Why did the Elite refuse to play hide and seek? Because he said his cloaking abilities made it “unfair-ly” easy!
4. What’s a Spartan’s favorite subject in school? Plasma physics, of course!
5. Why was the Warthog bad at math? Because it always struggled with “driving” fractions!
6. What did the Marine say to the Grunt in the lunch line? “You’re really ‘grunting’ on my nerves!”
7. Why did the Flood fail the spelling test? Because it kept trying to spell “infection” with extra ‘X’s!
8. What’s a Jackal’s favorite playground game? Dodgeball, because they’re experts at dodging!
9. Why did the Spartan bring a dictionary to school? To “assault” the spelling bee competition!
10. What did the Ghost say to the Warthog during recess? “I’m always charged up and ready to race!”
11. Why did the Elite wear sunglasses to class? Because it was too “bright” for his sensitive eyes!
12. What do you call a group of Grunts on a field trip? A “squeaky” tour!
13. Why did the Prophet bring a ruler to school? To measure the length of the Great Journey, of course!
14. Why was the Covenant cruiser late to the school assembly? It took a wrong turn at the cafeteria!
15. What’s a Spartan’s favorite game during gym class? Capture the Flag, because it’s all about securing the objective!
16. Why don’t Elites ever play hide and seek? Because they always get stuck in the “cloak” room!
17. What did the Marine say to the Jackal during art class? “You’re a real ‘sharpshooter’ with those crayons!”
18. Why was the Grunt sent to the principal’s office? For “sticking” plasma grenades under the desks!
19. What’s a Spartan’s favorite school lunch? Plasma popsicles, because they’re always cool under pressure!
20. Why did the Spartan wear headphones during the science experiment? To listen to some “killer” tunes while mixing chemicals!

“20 More Halo Hoots: Another Round of Laughs”

1. Why did Master Chief bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high score on the arcade machine!
2. What’s Cortana’s favorite pickup line? “Are you ready to boot up for a night of fun?”
3. Why did the Spartan go to therapy? To deal with all the emotional baggage from saving the galaxy!
4. What do Spartans wear to bed? Energy Shields, for protection against nightmares!
5. Why did the Elite break up with his girlfriend? Because she said his mandibles were too intimidating!
6. What’s the Prophet’s favorite cocktail? The Great Journey: A mix of holy water and Covenant spirits!
7. Why was the Covenant cruiser banned from the casino? Because it kept raising the stakes too high!
8. What’s the Jackal’s favorite part of the newspaper? The “Flock” section!
9. Why did the Marine become a bartender? To serve up shots and stories of epic battles!
10. Why did the Grunt get kicked out of the nightclub? Because it kept sticking plasma grenades to the dance floor!
11. What’s the Flood’s favorite board game? Infection: The Strategy Game of Galactic Domination!
12. Why did the Warthog refuse to parallel park? Because it preferred to “drift” into spaces!
13. What’s a Spartan’s favorite romantic movie? “Love & Plasma Grenades: A Space Odyssey!”
14. Why was High Charity known as the hottest nightclub in the galaxy? Because it had the best DJs spinning tunes from across the Covenant!
15. What do Elites do for fun on date night? They practice their sword-fighting skills under the moonlight!
16. Why did the Grunt bring a plasma pistol to the poker game? To make sure nobody cheated!
17. What’s the Prophet’s favorite pastime? Playing “Prophets and Hierarchs” board game!
18. Why did the Spartan become a stand-up comedian? To give the galaxy a good laugh between battles!
19. What’s the Flood’s favorite type of music? Pop-infected tunes!
20. Why did the Marine join a book club? To discuss the latest tactics and strategies in military literature!

1. Why did the Marine go to the beach with Master Chief? Because he heard the waves were getting “Flooded”!
2. What did the Spartan say to the Elite during a game of chess? “I’m about to checkmate you… and your entire Covenant!”
3. Why did the Warthog cross the road? To show the Ghost how to properly “drive”!
4. What did the Grunt say when he couldn’t find his plasma pistol? “I guess it’s time to ‘grun’tle my way through with a needler!”
5. Why did the Spartan take a backpack to the battlefield? Because he wanted to be prepared for any “Covenant”!
6. What do you call a Jackal who loves to tell jokes? A “Laugh-tal”!
7. Why was the Prophet always a hit at parties? Because he knew how to “prophesize” a good time!
8. Why did the Marine bring a map to the Covenant ship? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t get “lost in space”!
9. What did the Grunt say when he accidentally tripped on a plasma grenade? “Looks like I’ve been ‘grun’ted!”
10. Why did the Elite bring a calculator to battle? Because he wanted to make sure his “calculation” of victory was accurate!
11. What did the Spartan say to the Warthog driver? “I hope you’re ready to ‘rev’ up and roll out!”
12. Why did the Ghost get a ticket? Because it was caught “speeding” through the battlefield!
13. What did the Marine say when he found a hidden cache of weapons? “Looks like we hit the jackpot, boys! Time to ‘arm’ ourselves for victory!”
14. Why did the Grunt bring a thermos to the battlefield? Because he wanted to keep his “grunt-bucks” warm!
15. What did the Spartan say to the Jackal who challenged him to a race? “Prepare to be ‘hunted’ down!”
16. Why did the Prophet bring a notepad to the meeting? Because he wanted to “jot” down all his divine ideas!
17. What did the Marine say when he saw the Flood approaching? “Looks like we’re in for a ‘flood’ of trouble, boys!”
18. Why did the Elite bring a backpack to the gym? Because he wanted to “bulk up” on Covenant weapons!
19. What did the Grunt say when he accidentally activated a plasma grenade? “Looks like I’m ‘stick’-ing around for a little longer than planned!”
20. Why did the Marine bring a flashlight to battle? Because he wanted to “shine” a light on the Covenant’s plans!

21. Why did the Marine bring a pencil to the Halo ring? To draw fire.
22. How does Master Chief like his coffee? With a lot of armor.
23. Why do Spartans never get cold? They always have their heater shields on.
24. What’s a Hunter’s favorite workout? Tank lifting.
25. Why did the Elite get a promotion? He was always ahead of the curve.
26. How do you know a Spartan is at your party? The guests start disappearing.
27. What do you call a singing Grunt? An a-Grunt-a.
28. Why don’t Brutes play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that size.
29. Why did Master Chief start a garden? He wanted to plant some Frag-nates.
30. How does a Spartan relax? With a bit of Halo therapy.
31. Why did the Halo fan bring a ladder to the game? To get on the same level as the Master Chief.
32. What do you get when you cross an Elite with a microwave? A hot warrior.
33. Why was the Arbiter bad at baking? He kept burning the Covenant rolls.
34. What did the Grunt say to the Elite? “Don’t plasma me around!”
35. How do you stop a Jackal from charging? Take away its batteries.
36. Why did the Marine sit on a clock? He wanted to be on time.
37. What’s a Halo player’s favorite fruit? A plasma berry.
38. Why did the AI cross the road? To help Master Chief on the other side.
39. Why don’t Spartans ever get lost? They always have their Halo GPS.
40. What’s Master Chief’s favorite dessert? Cortana cream pie.

“20 More Halo Hilarity: Another Batch of Jokes”

1. Why did the Grunt go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of “plasma” cheese!
2. What’s Master Chief’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda-ntana!
3. Why did the Jackal bring cheese to the party? Because it wanted to be the “cheddar” of attention!
4. What do you call a Spartan who loves cheese? A “cheddar-holic”!
5. Why did the Warthog refuse to eat cheese? Because it was “wheel-y” lactose intolerant!
6. What’s Cortana’s favorite cheese? Blue Cheese-rint!
7. Why did the Marine bring cheese to the battlefield? Because he wanted to “grate” the Covenant!
8. What did the Flood say after eating too much cheese? “I’m feeling a little ‘gouda’ about myself!”
9. Why did the Elite always carry cheese in its pocket? Because it liked to have a “grate” snack on the go!
10. What’s the Prophet’s favorite cheese? Brie-th of Divinity!
11. Why did the Grunt become a cheese salesman? Because it was tired of being “cheese-ted” by the Covenant!
12. What did the Spartan say when it saw a cheeseburger? “Looks like I’ve found the ‘beef’ of my existence!”
13. Why did the Ghost refuse to eat cheese? Because it was afraid of getting “ghost”bumps!
14. What’s a Jackal’s favorite cheese? Swiss-cheese-saur!
15. Why did the Marine put cheese on its armor? Because it wanted to be “brie-sty”!
16. What’s the Flood’s favorite cheese? Swiss-army cheese!
17. Why did the Elite bring cheese to the movie theater? Because it wanted to have a “gouda” time!
18. What did the Grunt say to the cheese thief? “You’ve ‘feta’ believe it’s not yours!”
19. Why did the Warthog get stuck in the cheese factory? Because it couldn’t “whey” itself out!
20. What’s the Prophet’s favorite cheese? Gruyere-th of Salvation!

1. Why did Master Chief cross the road? To finish the fight on the other side.
2. Why did the Covenant throw a party? They wanted to have a blast!
3. What do you call a Spartan with a broken GPS? Lost Chief.
4. Why don’t Elites ever share their food? Because it’s ‘Forerunner’ use only.
5. Why did the Grunt go to school? To improve his plasma grades.
6. How do you make a Halo player laugh? Tell them the Flood’s coming and watch them panic.
7. Why did Cortana break up with Master Chief? She found him too controlling.
8. What’s a Brute’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
9. Why did the Spartan wear glasses? Because he couldn’t see the ‘Forerunner’ anymore.
10. Why do Jackals make terrible detectives? They always miss the big clues.
11. What do you call a lazy Spartan? Master Sleep.
12. Why did the UNSC hire a comedian? To crack up the troops.
13. How do Spartans keep their armor shiny? With lots of elbow grease.
14. Why was the Halo ring feeling sad? It felt like it was going in circles.
15. What do you get when you cross a Spartan with an AI? A smart suit.
16. Why do ODSTs never get lost? They always drop in with precision.
17. How does Master Chief stay in shape? He does a lot of Spartan-ing.
18. Why did the Arbiter bring a ladder to battle? To reach new heights.
19. What do you call a Grunt who tells jokes? A puny comedian.
20. Why don’t the Covenant use email? Because they prefer plasma posts.

“20 More Halo Hilarity: Another Round of Epic Jokes”

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