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1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. What do you call a golfer who’s also an opera singer? A divot tenor!
3. Why was the golf course always happy? Because it was well above par!
4. How do golfers stay cool during a game? They stand next to the fans!
5. Why don’t golfers ever get lost? Because they always know where the hole is!
6. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case they got a hole-in-one!
8. Why don’t golfers bring umbrellas? Because of all the holes in one!
9. What do you call a golfer who’s also a gardener? A greenkeeper!
10. Why did the golfer bring an extra sock? In case he got a hole-in-one!
11. What did the golfer say to the dentist? “I have a hole in one of my teeth!”
12. Why was the golfer always calm? Because they knew how to stay out of the rough!
13. Why did the golfer bring an extra club? In case they wanted to start a club sandwich!
14. What do you call a golfer who’s also a detective? A putt-ective!
15. Why don’t golfers ever fight? Because they always like to keep things fairway!
16. What’s a golfer’s favorite day of the week? Putt-urday!
17. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? In case they wanted to climb to the top of the leaderboard!
18. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? In case they got lost in the hole-in-one!
19. Why don’t golfers ever get tired? Because they always have good drive!
20. What did the golfer say to the sand trap? “You’re really bunkering down, aren’t you?”

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case they got a hole-in-one!
2. What did the golf ball say to the tee? “You drive me crazy!”
3. Why did the golfer bring two hats? In case they got a hole-in-one and needed to tip their cap twice!
4. What do you call a golfer who’s also a magician? A hole-in-one-der!
5. Why did the golfer wear two gloves? In case they needed a hand!
6. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of cheese? Fairway!
7. Why don’t golfers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from that giant ball!
8. What do golfers use to fix their hair? Tee-sing comb!
9. Why don’t golfers ever argue? They always prefer to putt their differences aside!
10. What’s a golfer’s favorite superhero? Iron Man!
11. Why don’t golfers play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
12. What do you call a golfer who’s also a gardener? A tee-rific greenkeeper!
13. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? In case they wanted to aim high!
14. What’s a golfer’s favorite dessert? Slice of pie on the fairway!
15. Why was the golf course always full? Because it had a lot of “driving” ranges!
16. What do you call a golfer who’s also a musician? A swingin’ sensation!
17. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case they got a hole-in-one and jumped for joy!
18. Why don’t golfers ever get cold? They always bring their long drive!
19. What’s a golfer’s favorite movie? Caddyshack, of course!
20. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? In case they got lost in the sand trap!

1. Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the game? In case they needed to draw a line!
2. What did the golf ball say to the putter? “You’re the one I’ve been looking for!”
3. Why did the golfer bring a ruler to the course? To measure up to par!
4. What do you call a golfer who’s also a poet? A verse swinger!
5. Why don’t golfers play soccer? Too much time spent trying to “tee” up the ball!
6. Why did the golfer bring a magnet to the course? To attract better lies!
7. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of coffee? A hole-in-one espresso!
8. Why don’t golfers ever become comedians? They prefer to keep their jokes “under par”!
9. What do you call a golfer who’s also a chef? A hole-in-one sous-chef!
10. Why did the golfer bring a telescope? To get a better “drive” for their next shot!
11. What do you call a golfer who’s also a physicist? A pro-fessor of trajectory!
12. Why don’t golfers ever get lonely? They always have their clubs for company!
13. What’s a golfer’s favorite board game? Tee-rivia Pursuit!
14. Why did the golfer bring a mirror to the course? To practice their perfect swing reflection!
15. What do you call a golfer who’s also an architect? A course designer!
16. Why don’t golfers ever go on diets? They prefer to keep their “course” meal!
17. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of math? Course-alculus!
18. Why did the golfer bring an eraser? In case they needed to “erase” their mistakes!
19. What do you call a golfer who’s also a locksmith? A tee-key holder!
20. Why did the golfer bring a microscope? To see if they could improve their “drive” down to the molecular level!

1. Why did the golfer bring an extra sock? In case they got a hole-in-one!
2. What do you call a golfer who’s also a magician? A hole-in-one-der!
3. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? In case they wanted to aim high!
4. Why don’t golfers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from that giant ball!
5. What’s a golfer’s favorite dessert? Slice of pie on the fairway!
6. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? In case they got lost in the sand trap!
7. What do you call a golfer who’s also a poet? A verse swinger!
8. Why did the golfer bring an eraser? In case they needed to “erase” their mistakes!
9. What do you call a golfer who’s also a chef? A hole-in-one sous-chef!
10. Why don’t golfers ever get lonely? They always have their clubs for company!
11. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of coffee? A hole-in-one espresso!
12. Why did the golfer bring a telescope? To get a better “drive” for their next shot!
13. What do you call a golfer who’s also a physicist? A pro-fessor of trajectory!
14. Why don’t golfers play soccer? Too much time spent trying to “tee” up the ball!
15. Why did the golfer bring a mirror to the course? To practice their perfect swing reflection!
16. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of cheese? Fairway!
17. Why did the golfer bring a magnet to the course? To attract better lies!
18. What do you call a golfer who’s also an architect? A course designer!
19. Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the game? In case they needed to draw a line!
20. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella? In case of a hole-in-one… it’s raining balls!

1. Why don’t golfers ever get lost? Because they always follow the fairway!
2. What did the golf club say to the ball? “I get a kick out of you!”
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
4. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
5. Why was the golfer a terrible comedian? Because his jokes were always under par!
6. How does a golfer introduce himself? “I’m a fairway fellow!”
7. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? Because he heard the fairway was “up”!
8. What do you call a dinosaur playing golf? A “fore-saurus”!
9. Why did the golfer bring a string to the course? So he could tie up his score!
10. What did the golf ball say to the tee? “You drive me crazy!”
11. Why was the golfer so good at fishing? Because he had a great “hook”!
12. Why don’t golfers ever get hungry on the course? Because they always have a “slice”!
13. What did the golf ball say when it landed in the water? “I’m in deep tee-trouble!”
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, he’d have a backup pair!
15. What do you call a golfer who’s also a musician? A “swing” player!
16. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella to the course? In case of “rain” delays!
17. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of TV show? The “PGA Drama Series”!
18. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? So he could “putt” his way to victory!
19. What’s a golfer’s favorite dessert? A “slice” of pie!
20. Why was the golfer always calm on the course? Because he had “tee-time” to relax!

1. Why did the golf ball bring a pencil to the course? To draw a “fairway”!
2. What did the golf club say to the ball? “Let’s tee-riffic together!”
3. Why did the golfer bring a sandwich to the course? In case he got a hole-in-one, he’d have a “club” sandwich!
4. What’s a golfer’s favorite school subject? “Tee-ching” class!
5. Why did the golfer bring a dictionary to the course? So he could “putt” his way through the “rough”!
6. What did the golf ball say to the hole? “I’m aiming for a hole-in-fun!”
7. Why was the golfer so good at math? Because he knew how to “count” his strokes!
8. What’s a golfer’s favorite part of a book? The “fore-word”!
9. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course? So he could “drive” his way to victory!
10. What do you call a golfer’s favorite vegetable? “Tee-rots”!
11. Why was the golf ball so happy? Because it was “putt-ing” around!
12. What do you call a golf club that tells jokes? A “putt-putt” comedian!
13. Why did the golfer bring a suitcase to the course? In case he had to “tee” off for a trip!
14. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of shoe? “Fore-runners”!
15. Why did the golfer bring a flashlight to the course? In case he needed to “putt” in the dark!
16. What’s a golfer’s favorite planet? “Tee-earth”!
17. Why did the golfer bring a pillow to the course? So he could have a “tee-time” nap!
18. What did the golf ball say to the flag? “I’m aiming for a hole-in-fun, can you lend a hand?”
19. Why was the golfer so good at singing? Because he had perfect “pitch”!
20. What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? “Tee”!

1. Why don’t golfers ever go to concerts? Because they prefer the “tee” box!
2. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of wine? “Tee-annay”!
3. Why did the golfer bring a watch to the course? To make sure he had “tee-time”!
4. What do you call a golfer who can’t stop talking? A “fairway” chatterbox!
5. Why did the golfer bring a deck of cards to the course? In case he needed to “deal” with a bad shot!
6. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of movie? “Tee” rated!
7. Why was the golfer’s scorecard always a mess? Because he had a “slice” of bad luck!
8. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of cheese? “Fore-mage”!
9. Why did the golfer bring a mirror to the course? To practice his “swing” reflection!
10. What do you call a golfer who’s also a gardener? A “green” thumb!
11. Why did the golfer bring a calculator to the course? To keep track of his “par”-formance!
12. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of bread? “Tee-loaf”!
13. Why did the golfer bring a pillow to the course? So he could “putt” his head down for a nap!
14. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of footwear? “Tee-nis” shoes!
15. Why did the golfer bring a GPS to the course? So he could “drive” his way to victory!
16. What do you call a golfer who’s always cold? “Chill” Mickelson!
17. Why was the golfer always happy? Because he had a “hole-in-fun” attitude!
18. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of candy? “Tee-licious” treats!
19. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella to the course? In case of “rain” delays and “fore-casts”!
20. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of fruit? “Fore-berry”!

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
2. What do you call a golfer who’s always in a hurry? Tee Time Tommy!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole-in-none!
4. Why don’t golfers ever get lost? Because they always know the way to the next tee!
5. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
6. Why did the golfer bring an extra pencil? In case he needed to draw a birdie!
7. What do you call a golfer who’s always sleeping on the course? Fairway Bob!
8. Why don’t golfers ever fight? Because they always make up on the putting green!
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of glasses? In case he got a hole-in-one and a hole-in-five!
10. What did the golf club say to the ball? “You drive me crazy!”
11. Why don’t golfers ever work as chefs? Because they always slice!
12. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of story? A hole-in-one!
13. Why did the golfer bring an umbrella? In case of a hole-in-rain!
14. Why don’t golfers ever go to jail? Because they always make par-ole!
15. What do you call a golfer with an excellent memory? A stroke of genius!
16. Why don’t golfers ever get cold? Because they always have their tee-shirts on!
17. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of shoe? A hole-in-one!
18. Why did the golfer bring a ladder? In case he needed to reach a higher handicap!
19. What do you call a golfer who’s also a magician? A hole-in-wand!
20. Why did the golfer bring a snorkel? In case he got a hole-in-water!

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. What do you call a golfer who skips work to play? A hole-in-bunker!
3. Why did the golfer bring an extra sock? In case he got a hole-in-one, he wanted to sock it to them!
4. Why don’t golfers ever get lost? Because they always know the way to the tee!
5. What do you call a golfer who’s also a musician? A swingin’ sensation!
6. Why was the golfer so good at dancing? Because he had the best swing on the dance floor!
7. What did the golf ball say to the tee? “You drive me crazy!”
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, he wanted to be doubly prepared!
9. What do you call a golfer’s favorite dessert? Slice of pie!
10. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the golf course? He heard the course was full of hole-in-ones!
11. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
12. Why don’t golfers ever get lonely? Because they always have their clubs!
13. What did the golf ball say to the golf club? “You’re driving me crazy!”
14. Why was the golfer so good at telling jokes? He had a hole-in-one-liner!
15. What do you call a golfer with an elephant for a caddy? Lost!
16. Why did the golfer bring a pencil to the golf course? In case he had to draw his clubs!
17. Why don’t golfers ever argue? They prefer to keep things fairway!
18. What do you call a golfer who’s also a gardener? A fairway-farmer!
19. Why don’t golfers ever get tired of playing? Because every swing is a hole new experience!
20. What’s a golfer’s favorite movie genre? Tee-rrible!

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