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1. Why did Goku bring a ladder to the fight? Because he heard the opponent had a high power level!
2. What’s Goku’s favorite type of music? Heavy Saiyan Metal!
3. Why did Goku go to the comedy club? To learn some punchlines stronger than his Kamehameha!
4. What’s Goku’s favorite dessert? Super Saiyan Pie!
5. How does Goku like his coffee? Ultra Instinctively strong!
6. Why did Goku bring a map to the tournament? Because he wanted to find his way to victory!
7. Why was Goku always invited to parties? Because he can turn any gathering into a blast!
8. What’s Goku’s favorite sport? Dodge-Kamehameha!
9. Why did Goku refuse to play hide and seek? Because he can’t hide his power level!
10. Why did Goku open a bakery? Because he loves to go super dough-ku!
11. Why did Goku go to school? To master the art of the Kame-pupil!
12. Why did Goku become a gardener? Because he loves to plant Saiyan beans!
13. What’s Goku’s favorite subject? Physics, because he’s always training under gravity!
14. Why did Goku join the band? Because he’s great at drumming up energy for a fight!
15. Why did Goku go to the beach? To catch some solar flare rays!
16. Why did Goku get a pet? So he could have a Kame-hamster!
17. What’s Goku’s favorite movie? Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection ‘F’ for Fantastic!
18. Why did Goku start a fashion line? Because he always knows how to make a Saiyan statement!
19. What did Goku say to the gym trainer? “Train me like a Saiyan!”
20. Why did Goku become a chef? Because he loves to cook up some Spirit Bombs!

1. Why did Goku break up with his girlfriend? Because every time she asked him to go out, he said, “Sorry, I’m over 9000 busy training.”
2. How does Goku like his coffee? Instant Transmission, extra energy boost!
3. Why did Goku bring a ladder to the fight? Because he heard his opponent was over 9000 feet tall!
4. What do you call Goku when he tells a joke? A laugh Saiyan!
5. Why doesn’t Goku ever get lost? Because he always knows his Kamehamehaway around!
6. What’s Goku’s favorite food at picnics? Ka-ma-ham sandwiches!
7. Why did Goku go to school? To master the Kamehameha-teachers!
8. Why did Goku go to the bank? To make a deposit of spirit energy!
9. Why did Goku become a gardener? Because he’s always ready to plant some Kamehame-hay!
10. What does Goku use to clean his house? A Spirit Bomb Cleaner!
11. Why did Goku bring a Saiyan to the party? Because they’re always the life of the fusion!
12. What’s Goku’s favorite music? Rock Saiyan!
13. Why did Goku open a bakery? Because he wanted to make Ka-me-hame-ha-pcakes!
14. What did Goku say when he opened the refrigerator? “Kaioken, it’s cold in here!”
15. Why did Goku join a band? Because he heard they were looking for a Super Saiyan singer!
16. What’s Goku’s favorite game? Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot and Mouse!
17. Why did Goku bring a dictionary to the fight? So he could look up his opponent’s weak point: the pun-ches!
18. What did Goku say to the vegetable? “Kakarrot!”
19. Why did Goku go to the beach? To catch some Solar Flare and relax!
20. What do you call it when Goku sings karaoke? Saiyan in the membrane!

1. Why did Goku always bring a calculator to battle? To calculate the power level differentials before unleashing his full potential!
2. How does Goku solve complex equations? By using his Saiyan calculus!
3. Why did Goku become a scientist? To study the physics of his own power level increases!
4. What do you call Goku’s autobiography? “The Saiyan Saga: A Power Level Memoir!”
5. Why did Goku become a detective? To solve the mystery of who keeps stealing the Dragon Balls!
6. How does Goku stay organized? By using his Super Saiyan planner!
7. What did Goku say when asked about his IQ? “Over 9000, of course!”
8. Why did Goku become a chef? To perfect the art of cooking with ki!
9. What’s Goku’s favorite subject in school? Physics, because it’s all about mastering energy and momentum!
10. Why did Goku start a fashion line? To design battle armor that’s both stylish and functional!
11. What’s Goku’s favorite type of literature? Saiyan poetry, full of epic battles and heroic deeds!
12. Why did Goku become a mathematician? To calculate the trajectory of his Kamehameha waves!
13. What’s Goku’s favorite board game? Dragon Ball Z: Monopoly, where he always aims to own the entire universe!
14. Why did Goku become a philosopher? To ponder the deeper meaning of power and destiny!
15. What did Goku say when asked about his favorite superhero? “I’m my own hero, I save the world on a daily basis!”
16. Why did Goku start a technology company? To invent gadgets that enhance his training and battles!
17. How does Goku navigate through space? By using his Saiyan GPS, of course!
18. What’s Goku’s favorite puzzle? Trying to solve the mystery of the Dragon Balls’ origin!
19. Why did Goku start a business selling energy drinks? Because he knows the importance of staying energized during intense battles!
20. What’s Goku’s favorite genre of movies? Action films, where he can analyze fight scenes for combat strategies!

1. Why did Goku bring a carrot to the fight? In case he needed to go Super Saiyan Rabbit!
2. What’s Goku’s favorite app? Kakarrot Maps!
3. How does Goku like his eggs? Over 9000 easy!
4. What did Goku say when he got a new job? “I’m Saiyan for the paycheck!”
5. Why did Goku refuse to play cards? Because he always ends up with a full house of Kamehamehas!
6. What’s Goku’s favorite exercise? Kamehame-lifts!
7. Why did Goku go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a blast!
8. How does Goku take his tea? With a splash of Kaioken!
9. What’s Goku’s favorite dance move? The Super Saiyan Shuffle!
10. Why did Goku cross the road? To find the next Dragon Ball!
11. What did Goku say when he stubbed his toe? “Ouch, that’s Super Saiyan painful!”
12. Why did Goku bring a ruler to the fight? To measure his opponent’s power level!
13. What’s Goku’s favorite dessert? Kamehame-halva!
14. How does Goku communicate with fish? With his Aqua Kamehameha!
15. Why did Goku become a comedian? Because he always delivers the punch(line)!
16. What’s Goku’s favorite holiday? Super Saiyan Day!
17. Why did Goku go to the zoo? To challenge the gorillas to a strength contest!
18. What did Goku say when asked if he was feeling cold? “Nope, just Saiyan-warm!”
19. Why did Goku become a barber? Because he loves giving Saiyan haircuts!
20. What’s Goku’s favorite type of music? Heavy Metal Kamehameha!

1. Why did Goku refuse to eat pizza? Because he heard it’s “Vegeta”-rian!
2. How does Goku like his coffee? Ultra-Instinct-o!
3. Why did Goku bring a ladder to the fight? He heard his opponent was “Cell-ing” for backup!
4. Why did Goku go to school? To master his “Kamehameha-nics”!
5. What did Goku say to the carrot? “Kakarrot!”
6. Why did Goku start a band? Because he wanted to “rock” the Dragon Balls!
7. Why was Goku always invited to parties? Because he’s a real “Super Saiyan”!
8. Why did Goku become a teacher? Because he wanted to teach his students the “Spirit Bomb” curriculum!
9. Why did Goku refuse to play hide and seek? Because he knew he’d always be “unVegeta-bly” found!
10. What did Goku say to his opponent in the dance-off? “Prepare to be Krillin’ it!”
11. Why did Goku open a restaurant? Because he wanted to serve up some “Saiyan Sizzle”!
12. Why did Goku bring a calculator to the fight? Because he wanted to multiply his “power levels”!
13. Why did Goku get a new phone? Because he heard it had “Kai” reception!
14. Why did Goku join a book club? Because he wanted to discuss “The Saiyan Gatsby”!
15. Why did Goku visit the beach? Because he heard the waves were “Kamehameha-ing”!
16. Why did Goku become a gardener? Because he wanted to cultivate his “Super Saiyan Sprouts”!
17. Why did Goku become a comedian? Because he wanted to tell “Krillin” jokes!
18. Why did Goku go to space? To find the best “Super Saiyan” vacation spot!
19. Why did Goku start painting? Because he wanted to master the “Ultra-Instinct Brush”!
20. Why did Goku refuse to eat his vegetables? Because he was afraid they’d turn into “Vegeta”!

1. Why did Goku bring a pencil to the fight? Because he wanted to draw some “Super Saiyan” doodles!
2. What does Goku say when he’s cold? “I need a Goku-ccino!”
3. Why did Goku bring a map to the jungle? To find the “Dragon Ball” treasure!
4. What did Goku say to the cookie? “You’re not as sweet as Chi-Chi’s treats!”
5. Why did Goku wear sunglasses? Because the future was too “bright”!
6. Why did Goku go to the circus? To see the “Flying Nimbus” act!
7. What did Goku do when he couldn’t find his socks? He went Super Saiyan “Barefoot”!
8. Why did Goku bring a camera to the beach? To capture the “Wave-Kamehameha”!
9. Why did Goku bring a sandwich to the fight? In case he got “hungry” for victory!
10. Why did Goku bring a pillow to school? To master the “Saiyan Nap” technique!
11. What did Goku say to the frog? “You’re not as good as my friend, Piccolo!”
12. Why did Goku wear a cape? To feel more “Super Saiyan”!
13. What did Goku say when he couldn’t find his toy? “It must have been ‘Buu’-rrowed by Majin Buu!”
14. Why did Goku bring a dictionary to Namek? To understand the “Namekian” language!
15. What did Goku say when he saw a shooting star? “I wish for more Dragon Balls!”
16. Why did Goku bring a snack to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber? To munch on some “Saiyan Snacks”!
17. Why did Goku become a lifeguard? To practice his “Instant Transmission” rescues!
18. What did Goku say to the robot? “You’re no match for my Saiyan strength!”
19. Why did Goku bring a yo-yo to the tournament? To show off his “Super Saiyan Spin”!
20. Why did Goku wear a bandana? To keep his Super Saiyan hair in check!

1. Why did Goku refuse to join the gym? Because he believed his “Saiyan strength” was all the workout he needed!
2. What did Goku say to Vegeta at the bar? “I’ll have a ‘Super Saiyan’ cocktail, extra strong!”
3. Why did Goku start a podcast? To discuss the “Zen and the Art of Spirit Bomb”!
4. What did Goku say when he got a speeding ticket? “But officer, I was just testing my ‘Instant Transmission’!”
5. Why did Goku become a chef? Because he mastered the art of “Kamehameha-cooking”!
6. Why did Goku start meditating? To achieve the ultimate level of “Super Saiyan Serenity”!
7. What did Goku say when he entered the sauna? “I’m going to reach ‘Ultra Instinct’ in here!”
8. Why did Goku invest in stocks? Because he wanted to become the richest “Saiyan” in the universe!
9. What did Goku say to the bartender? “I’ll have a ‘Saiyan Stout’ and make it a double!”
10. Why did Goku join a book club? Because he wanted to debate the philosophy of “Goku-ism”!
11. What did Goku say to his tailor? “I need a suit that can withstand my ‘Super Saiyan’ transformations!”
12. Why did Goku start a vineyard? To produce the finest “Kamehameha-merlot”!
13. What did Goku say when he couldn’t find his car keys? “I must have left them in another dimension during a ‘Instant Transmission’!”
14. Why did Goku become a motivational speaker? Because he believed in the power of “Saiyan Spirit”!
15. What did Goku say to the fortune teller? “I already know my destiny – it’s to become the strongest in the universe!”
16. Why did Goku join a yoga class? To perfect his “Saiyan Stretches”!
17. What did Goku say when he won the lottery? “Now I can afford all the Senzu Beans I want!”
18. Why did Goku start a tech company? To develop the ultimate “Saiyan Smartphone”!
19. What did Goku say when he was offered a promotion? “I’m already at the peak of my ‘Super Saiyan’ career!”
20. Why did Goku start a charity? Because he believed in using his powers for “good”!

1. Why did Goku go to the bank? Because he wanted to make a ‘Kame-hame-deposit’!
2. What did Goku say to his opponent in a rap battle? “Prepare to get Saiyan-dropped with my sick rhymes!”
3. Why did Goku bring a ladder to the fight? Because he heard his opponent had a ‘high power level’!
4. What’s Goku’s favorite instrument? The Saiyan-o!
5. Why did Goku bring a math book to battle? Because he wanted to show off his ‘Super Saiyan-calculation’ skills!
6. How does Goku take his coffee? Ultra Instinct-o!
7. What’s Goku’s favorite movie genre? Martial Arts and Crafts!
8. Why did Goku bring a suitcase to the battlefield? Because he’s always ready for a ‘Kame-hame-trip’!
9. Why was Goku always the first one to finish races? Because he’s always ‘Saiyan’ ahead!
10. What’s Goku’s favorite dessert? Kame-hame-Sundae!
11. Why did Goku refuse to play hide and seek with Gohan? Because every time he hides, he accidentally destroys the hiding spot with a Ki blast!
12. Why did Goku become a musician? Because he wanted to hit those high notes like he hits his opponents in battle!
13. What’s Goku’s favorite part of the newspaper? The Saiyan-crossword puzzles!
14. Why did Goku bring a map to the fight? Because he heard his opponent was ‘lost in power’!
15. Why did Goku join the band? Because he’s got the ‘Super Saiyan rhythm’!
16. Why did Goku wear sunglasses to the tournament? Because his future was too bright!
17. What did Goku say to his opponent at the gym? “Prepare to feel the burn of my Spirit Bomb workout!”
18. Why did Goku bring a camera to the fight? Because he wanted to capture the ‘Kame-hame-moment’!
19. What’s Goku’s favorite subject in school? PE – Pure Energy!
20. Why did Goku open a bakery? Because he wanted to master the art of ‘Super Saiyan bread-making’!

1. Why did Goku break up with Chi-Chi? Because he thought their relationship was too “Saiyan”!
2. What did Goku say to Vegeta when he asked for training tips? “Sorry, I’m ‘Kakarot’ out of advice!”
3. Why did Goku bring a pillow to the fight? Because he wanted to ‘rest’ his opponents!
4. What did Goku say when he was asked to describe his hair? “It’s over 9000 strands of pure Saiyan style!”
5. Why did Goku open a restaurant? Because he wanted to serve up some ‘Super Saiyan Specials’!
6. What did Goku say when he discovered a new power level? “Looks like I’m just ‘Krillin’ it!”
7. Why did Goku refuse to eat the garlic bread? Because he’s afraid it might make him go ‘Super Garlic Saiyan’!
8. What did Goku say when he got a new phone? “Now I can make ‘Kame-call-me-ha’ attacks!”
9. Why did Goku bring a backpack to the battlefield? Because he needed to carry his ‘Ultra Instinct snacks’!
10. What did Goku say when he saw a bunch of carrots? “Looks like I found the perfect ‘Saiyan snack’!”
11. Why did Goku become a hairdresser? Because he wanted to give everyone the ‘Super Saiyan style’!
12. What did Goku say to the farmer who asked for help? “Sure, I’ll lend you a hand… or maybe a ‘Kame-hame-harvest’!”
13. Why did Goku refuse to play cards with Piccolo? Because he’s tired of always being ‘dealt a Saiyan hand’!
14. What did Goku say when he discovered a new training technique? “This is ‘Kame-hame-awesome’!”
15. Why did Goku bring a map to the tournament? Because he wanted to show everyone the ‘Saiyan way’!
16. What did Goku say when he was asked to describe his fighting style? “It’s like a ‘Saiyan dance’ – graceful yet powerful!”
17. Why did Goku refuse to eat the spicy food? Because he didn’t want to go ‘Super Saiyan fire-breath’!
18. What did Goku say when he saw a shooting star? “I wish for unlimited Senzu Beans and never-ending battles!”
19. Why did Goku become a gardener? Because he wanted to cultivate his ‘Super Saiyan greens’!
20. What did Goku say when he met a talking cat? “Looks like I’m not the only one who’s ‘Feline’ fantastic!”

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