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  1. Why did the giraffe break up with its girlfriend? Because she was too short to reach his heart!
  2. What do you call a group of giraffes playing music? A giraffestra!
  3. How does a giraffe ask someone out? “Hey, wanna stick your neck out and go on a date with me?”
  4. Why was the giraffe always ready to party? Because he was the tallest in the room!
  5. What’s a giraffe’s favorite game at the party? Twister – they always win with their long necks!
  6. Why don’t giraffes use umbrellas? Because their necks are already up in the clouds!
  7. How do you apologize to a giraffe? You just say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to stick my neck out like that.”
  8. Why did the giraffe wear a tie to the jungle? Because it wanted to look neck-stylish!
  9. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dessert? Neck-lairs!
  10. Why don’t giraffes like fast food? Because they can never reach the drive-thru window!
  11. What did the giraffe say to the flower? “I like you a whole neck’s length!”
  12. Why did the giraffe get bad grades in school? Because it was always too high to concentrate!
  13. How do giraffes send messages? By long-distance necking!
  14. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music? Neck-stalgic tunes!
  15. Why don’t giraffes use computers? Because they’re always afraid of getting a giraffic error!
  16. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance move? The neck-twist!
  17. Why did the giraffe go to school? To get a little more neck-nowledge!
  18. What’s a giraffe’s favorite part of a book? The necks’t chapter!
  19. How do giraffes greet each other? They say, “Hey, long time no see!”
  20. Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the other giraffe!
  1. Why did the giraffe go to school? Because it wanted to be head and shoulders above the rest!
  2. What do you call a nervous giraffe? A high-anxiety giraffe!
  3. Why don’t giraffes use cell phones? Because the reception is always too giraffic!
  4. How does a giraffe make a decision? It takes a long time to weigh the pros and cons!
  5. What’s a giraffe’s favorite sport? Neck-ball!
  6. Why did the giraffe get a neck brace? Because it hurt from sticking its neck out too much!
  7. What do you call a group of giraffes gossiping? A tall tale!
  8. Why was the giraffe the best employee? Because it always reached for the top!
  9. What’s a giraffe’s favorite snack? Neck-o-wafers!
  10. Why did the giraffe wear a scarf? Because it was feeling a bit under the weather!
  11. What do you call a giraffe with no neck? A ground-dwelling giraffe!
  12. Why did the giraffe break up with its girlfriend? Because she said their relationship was too one-sided!
  13. What’s a giraffe’s favorite movie genre? Neck-suspense thrillers!
  14. Why did the giraffe join the gym? It heard they had a great neckercise program!
  15. What do you call a giraffe’s love life? A tall order!
  16. Why don’t giraffes play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
  17. What did the giraffe say to its friend? “I’m really neck-centric, aren’t I?”
  18. Why was the giraffe invited to all the parties? Because it always stuck its neck out to entertain!
  19. What’s a giraffe’s favorite mode of transportation? A neck-spress train!
  20. Why did the giraffe wear sunglasses? To shade its eyes from the long-necked paparazzi!

  1. Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the high shelf!
  2. How does a giraffe send a letter? By long-neck delivery!
  3. Why was the giraffe always the best employee? Because it never got ahead of itself!
  4. What’s a giraffe’s favorite math equation? The neck-sponentially increasing function!
  5. Why don’t giraffes argue? Because they always see eye to eye… or should I say, eye to neck!
  6. How did the giraffe become a successful detective? It always had an eye out for tall tales!
  7. Why don’t giraffes use elevators? Because they prefer taking the high stairs!
  8. What’s a giraffe’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Giraffionaire?”
  9. Why was the giraffe always the life of the party? Because it knew how to stick its neck out!
  10. What’s a giraffe’s favorite subject in school? Neckonomics!
  11. Why did the giraffe start a band? Because it had a knack for playing the long-neck guitar!
  12. How do giraffes tell time? By watching the long hand!
  13. Why did the giraffe become a comedian? Because it had a neck for jokes!
  14. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of book? Neck thrillers!
  15. Why was the giraffe great at poker? Because it always kept a straight neck!
  16. How does a giraffe apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to stick my neck out like that!”
  17. Why was the giraffe terrible at hide and seek? Because it always stuck out like a sore neck!
  18. What’s a giraffe’s favorite day of the year? April Necks’ Day!
  19. Why did the giraffe win the marathon? Because it had the longest strides!
  20. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of art? Necktar!
  1. Why don’t giraffes use smartphones? Because they’re always neck-deep in the jungle!
  2. What do you call a giraffe’s favorite fruit? High-berries!
  3. Why was the giraffe late to the party? It got stuck in a neck jam!
  4. What’s a giraffe’s favorite movie? “The Longest Yard!”
  5. Why don’t giraffes need elevators? They’re already on the top floor!
  6. How do giraffes get clean? They take a giraffe-a-bath!
  7. What did the giraffe say to the sky? “I’ve got my head in the clouds!”
  8. Why did the giraffe go to school? To get a higher education!
  9. What’s a giraffe’s favorite song? “Neck’s to You” by Taylor Swift!
  10. Why did the giraffe break up with its girlfriend? She said their relationship was too one-sided!
  11. What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? A quarter-pint!
  12. Why did the giraffe become a musician? Because it had a knack for playing the long-neck guitar!
  13. What’s a giraffe’s favorite day of the week? Neck-sunday!
  14. Why did the giraffe wear a tie? Because it wanted to look neck-stylish!
  15. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance move? The neck-twist!
  16. Why was the giraffe good at sports? It always had a leg up!
  17. What did the giraffe say to the clouds? “Hey, give me a necks-tension!”
  18. Why did the giraffe break the vase? It was trying to reach new heights in home decor!
  19. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dessert? Neck-lairs!
  20. Why did the giraffe win the race? It had the longest stride!

  1. Why did the giraffe bring a ladder to the zoo? Because it heard the lion’s share of attention was up high!
  2. How does a giraffe order a coffee? “I’ll have a tall, not-too-hot, no-foam, extra-long-neck latte, please!”
  3. Why did the giraffe start a fashion line? Because it had a knack for creating neck couture!
  4. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music? Neck-stalgic tunes from the ’80s!
  5. Why was the giraffe late for work? It got caught in a traffic jam, and it’s hard to maneuver with a long neck!
  6. How does a giraffe pick fruit from a tree? It waits until it’s ripe, then stretches its neck out for the perfect bite!
  7. Why don’t giraffes make good secret agents? Because they stick out like a sore thumb… or should I say, a sore neck!
  8. Why did the giraffe become a teacher? Because it had a long history of education and wanted to impart its knowledge to the next generation!
  9. What’s a giraffe’s favorite exercise? Neck-robics – it’s a stretch, but it’s worth it!
  10. Why don’t giraffes play hide and seek? Because even when they hide, their heads are always above the rest!
  11. How does a giraffe play basketball? It slam dunks with its neck and always reaches new heights!
  12. Why did the giraffe go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some neck-squisite masterpieces!
  13. What’s a giraffe’s favorite mode of transportation? A giraffe-pool – they can carpool, but they prefer the scenic route!
  14. Why did the giraffe join the circus? Because it was a natural-born high-wire act!
  15. How does a giraffe order a sandwich? “I’ll have a double-decker, hold the crust, with a side of extra-long pickles!”
  16. Why did the giraffe start a restaurant? Because it knew how to reach the highest levels of culinary excellence!
  17. What’s a giraffe’s favorite movie snack? Popcorn – it’s easy to munch on while keeping an eye on the screen with that long neck!
  18. Why was the giraffe elected mayor? Because it always had its head above the rest when it came to community issues!
  19. Why did the giraffe go to therapy? Because it had a lot of emotional baggage to unload, and its neck couldn’t carry it anymore!
  20. How does a giraffe win an argument? It always has the longest list of reasons!
  1. Why did the giraffe go to school with a ladder? Because it wanted to reach new heights in education!
  2. How do giraffes play hide and seek? They stand behind the tree and their heads still stick out!
  3. Why was the giraffe so good at basketball? Because it could always reach the hoop without jumping!
  4. What’s a giraffe’s favorite subject in school? High-story!
  5. Why don’t giraffes use smartphones? Because they can’t type with those long necks!
  6. What did the giraffe say to the other animal at the zoo? “I’m head and shoulders above the rest!”
  7. How do you make a giraffe float? Add two scoops of ice cream and a long straw!
  8. What’s a baby giraffe’s favorite lullaby? “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Neck!”
  9. Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the other tall tale!
  10. What do you call a baby giraffe’s first step? A tall toddle!
  11. Why was the giraffe always the class clown? Because it could always make everyone laugh with its tall tales!
  12. What’s a giraffe’s favorite food? Anything high in the trees!
  13. Why don’t giraffes ever get lost? Because they always stick their necks out for directions!
  14. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a zebra? A long-necked referee!
  15. Why did the giraffe wear a tie to the party? Because it wanted to look neck-stylish!
  16. How does a giraffe clean its room? With a neck-vacuum!
  17. What did the giraffe say to the clouds? “Hey, look, I’m taller than you!”
  18. Why was the giraffe always happy? Because it had a sunny disposition, always looking up!
  19. What did one giraffe say to the other at the playground? “Let’s go on the slide, but I’ll reach the bottom first!”
  20. Why don’t giraffes ever play leapfrog? Because it’s hard to leap over something with such a long neck!

  1. Why did the giraffe go to the bar? To get a long-necked drink!
  2. What do you call a group of giraffes watching a movie? A tall-tale movie night!
  3. Why did the giraffe join the gym? To work on its neck muscles for those high-pressure situations!
  4. How does a giraffe propose? With a neck-lace, of course!
  5. Why was the giraffe’s party a hit? Because it always knew how to raise the bar!
  6. What’s a giraffe’s favorite pickup line? “Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  7. Why don’t giraffes play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  8. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of wine? The one with a long finish!
  9. Why did the giraffe go to the concert? To see its favorite band, Neck Deep!
  10. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music? Anything with a neck-stalgic vibe!
  11. Why was the giraffe’s wedding a spectacle? Because it was a neck-tie affair!
  12. What’s a giraffe’s favorite hobby? Neck-picking – they’re always looking for the best leaves!
  13. Why was the giraffe the best boss? Because it always kept its head and shoulders above the rest!
  14. What’s a giraffe’s favorite part of the newspaper? The tall tales section!
  15. Why don’t giraffes play pool? They always end up scratching with those long necks!
  16. What’s a giraffe’s favorite cocktail? A Long Neck Island Iced Tea!
  17. Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the bar? It was necking with everyone’s drinks!
  18. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance move? The neck-swivel!
  19. Why did the giraffe’s job at the construction site end? It kept knocking down walls with its long neck!
  20. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of joke? Anything with a long setup and a tall punchline!
  1. Why did the giraffe get a long face? Because it heard a tall tale!
  2. What do you call a group of giraffes telling jokes? A tall-comedy club!
  3. Why don’t giraffes use computers? Because they’re always afraid of getting a giraffic error!
  4. Why did the giraffe go to school? To get a little more neck-nowledge!
  5. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dessert? Neck-lairs!
  6. Why was the giraffe invited to all the parties? Because it always stuck its neck out to entertain!
  7. How do giraffes send messages? By long-distance necking!
  8. Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the other giraffe!
  9. Why was the giraffe always ready to party? Because he was the tallest in the room!
  10. What’s a giraffe’s favorite game at the party? Twister – they always win with their long necks!
  11. Why don’t giraffes use umbrellas? Because their necks are already up in the clouds!
  12. What did the giraffe say to the flower? “I like you a whole neck’s length!”
  13. Why did the giraffe get bad grades in school? Because it was always too high to concentrate!
  14. How does a giraffe ask someone out? “Hey, wanna stick your neck out and go on a date with me?”
  15. Why did the giraffe break up with its girlfriend? Because she was too short to reach his heart!
  16. What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music? Neck-stalgic tunes!
  17. What do you call a giraffe with no necktie? Un-dressed for success!
  18. Why did the giraffe become an astronaut? To reach for the stars, of course!
  19. Why don’t giraffes use telephones? They’re always too busy with neck-speriments!
  20. What’s a giraffe’s favorite TV show? “Necks Factor”!

  1. Why did the giraffe break up with its girlfriend? Because she said their love was too high maintenance!
  2. What do you call a giraffe with a sore throat? A giraffe-iti!
  3. Why did the giraffe go to the doctor? Because it had a neck-ache!
  4. What’s a giraffe’s favorite movie? “The Lion King” – they love a good tall tale!
  5. How does a giraffe say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side of the savanna!”
  6. Why did the giraffe become a chef? Because it wanted to whip up some neck-nic dishes!
  7. What did the giraffe say to the waiter? “I’ll have the high tea, please!”
  8. Why don’t giraffes use sunscreen? Because they already have a great tan on their necks!
  9. What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance move? The neck swivel!
  10. Why did the giraffe get into modeling? Because it had legs for days… and a neck for miles!
  11. What’s a giraffe’s favorite ice cream flavor? Neck-tarine!
  12. Why was the giraffe always happy? Because it had a sunny disposition, always looking up!
  13. What’s a giraffe’s favorite board game? Connect Four – they love stacking things up high!
  14. Why did the giraffe go to space? To explore new necks-tensions!
  15. What’s a giraffe’s favorite genre of music? Neck-ropop!
  16. Why was the giraffe the best musician? Because it always hit the high notes!
  17. What did the giraffe say to the mirror? “I can’t help but look up to you!”
  18. Why don’t giraffes ever get lost? Because they always stick their necks out for directions!
  19. What’s a giraffe’s favorite vegetable? The tall-tomato!
  20. Why did the giraffe break up with its boyfriend? He said their relationship had too many ups and downs!

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