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In the quest for hilarity, where guffaws meet chuckles, prepare to be tickled by the wittiest, most uproarious collection of jokes ever assembled. Picture your sides aching from laughter and your face glowing with delight as we unveil a tapestry of the most riotous and side-splitting humor. These gems of comedy, brimming with mirth and bursting with jocularity, promise to lift your spirits and keep you grinning from ear to ear. Hold onto your hats and let the amusement begin!

20 Hilarious and Gut-Busting Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
82. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
83. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
84. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
85. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
86. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
87. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
88. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
89. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
90. Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.
91. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
92. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
93. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
94. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
95. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
96. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
97. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
98. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
99. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
100. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root system!
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. What did one plate say to another? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
8. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
9. Why did the banana go to therapy? It couldn’t peel with its emotions!
10. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here; I’m going on ahead!
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
13. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
15. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
17. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

1. Why did the cookie apply for a job? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
2. How does a snowman get around? By riding a “chill”!
3. Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!
4. What do you call a fish who tells jokes? A clownfish!
5. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field of positivity!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert? Blood pudding!
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, and it couldn’t find a solution!
11. What did the pencil say to the eraser after a tough day? “Thanks for rubbing it in!”
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
13. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
14. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
15. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet well in advance!
16. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
17. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells!”
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his humor!
19. What did one hat say to another hat? “You stay up here; I’ll go on ahead!”
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up!

20 More Hilarious and Side-Splitting Jokes to Crack You Up

1. Why did the clever pencil never get into trouble? It always had a point!
2. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even excuses!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, it’s a real ‘fang’tastic choice!
5. Why did the clever clock become a detective? It always knew when it was time for justice!
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet meticulously!
7. Why did the clever cat become a comedian? It had a purr-fect sense of humor!
8. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra, playing whalely good tunes!
9. Why did the clever tomato win the debate? It had great ‘sauce’ and persuasive arguments!
10. What did the clever grape say to the world? “I’m crushing it!”
11. Why did the clever computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional intelligence!
12. How does a clever farmer grow money? He plants a ‘cash’ew tree!
13. What did the clever banana say to the unpeeled banana? “You need to ‘split’ and face the world!”
14. Why did the clever door never get stressed? It knew how to handle life’s ‘knocks’!
15. How does a clever bee brush its hair? With honeycomb!
16. Why did the clever bicycle always win races? It knew how to pedal its ideas to the finish line!
17. What did the clever mirror say to the reflection? “Reflect on this: you’re looking sharp!”
18. Why did the clever shoe become a philosopher? It had a deep sole and pondered the meaning of ‘tread lightly’!
19. How did the clever river stay sharp? It had a stream of consciousness!
20. Why did the clever math book become a bestseller? It had a lot of ‘plot’ twists!

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead!”
3. Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
6. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
8. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
9. What did one plate say to another? “Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
10. Why did the pencil go to therapy? It had too many ‘drawbacks’!
11. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
12. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
13. Why did the computer go to the beach? It wanted to surf the net!
14. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
16. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells!”
17. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
18. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
19. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
20. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet well in advance!

61. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a lot of brains.
62. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
63. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
64. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
65. Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
66. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A kingfish.
67. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
68. Why did the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
69. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
70. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
71. Why don’t you ever see giraffes hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
72. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
73. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
74. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
75. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
76. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
77. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
78. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
79. Why was the big cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
80. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Another 20 Rib-Tickling and Chuckle-Inducing Jokes to Brighten Your Day

41. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
42. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
43. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
44. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
45. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
46. Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the right koalafications.
47. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
48. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
49. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (Hell if I know)!
50. Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one.
51. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
52. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
53. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
54. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
55. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
56. Why did the barber win the race? He knew all the short cuts.
57. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
58. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
59. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
60. Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

1. Why did the chicken join a comedy club? Because it wanted to work on its “cluck”-stand-up routine! So, it practiced its best jokes in front of a tough audience of hens and roosters. The chicken was a natural, especially with poultry in the audience, who couldn’t stop eggspressing their laughter!
2. Two cookies were baking in the oven. One cookie turns to the other and says, “Phew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?” The second cookie replies, “Ahh! Talking cookie!” Moral of the story: even cookies crumble under pressure!
3. Once upon a time, there was a very serious and stern pencil who never knew how to have fun. One day, it decided to break the mold and become the life of the party. The pencil started telling jokes, drawing caricatures, and even twirling itself in the air like a baton. Now, it’s the lead entertainer in town!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they found out they make up only about 5% of a typical matter, and the rest is just “dark humor”! It turns out, atoms are more into comedy than physics.
5. Three tomatoes are walking down the street – a mama tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind, so the papa tomato squishes it and says, “Ketchup!” The mama tomato looks back and says, “Oh, that’s saucy!”
6. Bob, the lightbulb, went to therapy to discuss his constant mood swings. The therapist asked, “What seems to be the problem?” Bob replied, “Well, sometimes I feel bright and full of energy, but other times, I just feel so dim.” The therapist suggested, “Maybe you need to change your wattage of thinking.”
7. Why did the bicycle fall over during its stand-up comedy debut? It was a bit two-tired and couldn’t handle the pressure of a stand-up routine with no training wheels!
8. Why did the math book break up with the history book? They had too many problems, and the math book couldn’t stop calculating the past!
9. Two oranges were rolling down a hill. One says to the other, “Watch out for that tree!” The second orange replies, “Orange you glad I saw that?”
10. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? Because it was outstanding in its field and wanted to inspire the crops to reach for the sky!
11. Three pencils were in a race. The first two were sharpened, but the third was pointless. Guess who won? The pointless one. The sharp ones drew a blank!
12. Why did the computer apply for a job? It wanted to get a byte out of the professional world!
13. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? It had a case of the blues. The doctor said, “Don’t worry; it’s just a little salsa-noma!”
14. What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here; I’m going on ahead!”
15. Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One says, “Phew, it’s hot in here!” The other one says, “Sure is! But it beats getting baked!”
16. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
17. Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to prove it had more than just straw in its head!
18. Why did the cookie break up with the milk? It found someone richer and less crumby!
19. Why did the pencil enroll in a writing class? It wanted to draw more attention to itself!
20. What did one plate say to another? “Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up!

1. Why did the cow go to space? Because it wanted to see the moooon!
2. What did one plate say to the other? “Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even silly excuses!
4. What do you call a dinosaur with excellent manners? A ‘please’-iosaurus!
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
6. Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
7. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
10. Why did the scarecrow become a teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field of knowledge!
11. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
12. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells!”
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, it’s a real ‘fang’tastic choice!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, and it couldn’t find a solution!
16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
17. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
18. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
19. What did the pencil say to the eraser after a tough day? “Thanks for rubbing it in!”
20. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

20 More Side-Splitting and Hilarious Jokes to Keep You in Stitches

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
15. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
16. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
18. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
19. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
20. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!

21. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
22. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
23. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
24. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
25. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
29. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
30. Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
31. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field and had a lot of brains.
32. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
33. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.
34. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
35. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
36. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
37. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine!
38. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
39. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
40. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

“How about: “20 Hilarious Zingers That’ll Make You Chuckle Like Never Before: Another Round of the Side-Splitting!”

1. Why was the cheese sad? Because it couldn’t find its whey!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly!
4. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? It wanted to be a masterpiece!
5. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? “Looking Gouda!”
6. Why did the cheese fail its driving test? It couldn’t pass the curd!
7. What’s a cheese’s favorite TV show? “Gruyère Anatomy!”
8. Why was the cheese afraid of getting sliced? It was afraid of sharp cheddar!
9. What did the cheese say to the mirror? “Halloumi!”
10. Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It was too cheesy!
11. What’s a cheese’s favorite musical instrument? The brie-tar!
12. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? “Stolen curd!”
13. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line? “You gouda brie kidding me!”
14. Why did the cheese refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being grated!
15. What did the cheese say to the mirror? “You feta believe in yourself!”
16. Why did the cheese take up gardening? It wanted to grow mold!
17. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? “Nacho average cheese!”
18. Why did the cheese go to school? To get grated!
19. What did the cheese say to the wine? “You make me feel grate!”
20. Why did the cheese try to hide? It was too cheesy!

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
11. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
13. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
14. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

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