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1. Why don’t witches play sports on Friday the 13th? Because they’re afraid of being hexed by bad luck!
2. What did the black cat say on Friday the 13th? “I’m feline lucky today!”
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday the 13th? Because he had nobody to hang out with!
4. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a leprechaun on Friday the 13th? A pot of bad luck at the end of the rainbow!
5. Why did the ghost go on a diet on Friday the 13th? Because it heard it was unlucky to be heavy in spirits!
6. What’s a vampire’s favorite day for a feast? Friday the 13th – they love a little fright with their bite!
7. Why did the scarecrow avoid Friday the 13th? Because it didn’t want to lose its straw of luck!
8. What do you call a werewolf on Friday the 13th? A howl-oween enthusiast!
9. Why did the werewolf refuse to go out on Friday the 13th? It didn’t want to risk a hairy situation!
10. What did the calendar say to Friday the 13th? “You’re just another day, but with a little extra spook!”
11. Why don’t zombies like Friday the 13th? Because they prefer a day that’s more brainy!
12. How did the witch know it was Friday the 13th? Her broomstick wouldn’t start!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite game on Friday the 13th? Hide and shriek!
14. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies on Friday the 13th? They don’t have the guts for it!
15. Why did the monster stay home on Friday the 13th? It didn’t want to deal with the night-mares!
16. Why don’t mummies take vacations on Friday the 13th? They’re afraid of unwrapping disaster!
17. What did the fortune teller say on Friday the 13th? “I see… a long line at the emergency room!”
18. Why was the haunted house empty on Friday the 13th? Because even the ghosts were too scared to come out!
19. Why did the witch stay in bed on Friday the 13th? She didn’t want to cast any spells by accident!
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday on Friday the 13th? Fangsgiving!

1. Why did the black cat refuse to cross the road on Friday the 13th? Because it didn’t want to add to its already “unlucky” reputation!
2. What did the mirror say to the unlucky person on Friday the 13th? “Reflect on your luck, it’s not all broken!”
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday the 13th? To have a bone-rattling good time!
4. What did the superstitious person do on Friday the 13th? Stayed in bed all day to avoid any “accidents”!
5. Why was the math book scared of Friday the 13th? Because it heard it was full of unlucky equations!
6. How did the calendar feel about Friday the 13th? It was just another day to mark off!
7. Why did the ghost go on strike on Friday the 13th? It felt like it was being taken for “ghoul” granted!
8. What did the zombie say on Friday the 13th? “I’m just dying to have a good time!”
9. Why did the werewolf stay indoors on Friday the 13th? Because he didn’t want to howl at the moon and attract bad luck!
10. How did Jason Voorhees spend Friday the 13th? Chasing campers? Nah, he was too busy doing his laundry!
11. What did the witch do when she broke her broom on Friday the 13th? She called for a magical Uber!
12. Why did the vampire get a job on Friday the 13th? Because he heard it was a great day to sink his teeth into work!
13. What did the unlucky rabbit say on Friday the 13th? “Hoppy Friday, I guess!”
14. Why did the fortune teller refuse to work on Friday the 13th? She couldn’t see any good outcomes!
15. How did the black cat celebrate Friday the 13th? By knocking over a few extra things for good measure!
16. Why was the ghost bad at lying on Friday the 13th? Because he always seemed transparent!
17. What did the unlucky penny say on Friday the 13th? “Heads or tails, it doesn’t matter, I’m still here!”
18. Why did the scarecrow avoid cornfields on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk getting lost in a maze of bad luck!
19. What did the broken mirror say to the person on Friday the 13th? “Don’t worry, I’m just reflecting the mood!”
20. How did the black cat get lucky on Friday the 13th? By finding a four-leaf clover!

1. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday the 13th? Because he had a bone to pick with bad luck!
2. What did the black cat say on Friday the 13th? Meow-schief managed!
3. Why don’t witches fly on Friday the 13th? They’re afraid of meeting unlucky air traffic!
4. What do you call a ghost on Friday the 13th? A fright-day spirit!
5. Why did the werewolf stay home on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk a howl lot of bad luck!
6. What’s a vampire’s favorite day to go out? Friday the 13th because they can really sink their teeth into the night!
7. Why did the mirror break on Friday the 13th? It saw its reflection and got scared!
8. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a four-leaf clover on Friday the 13th? A very confused leprechaun!
9. How do you break a spell on Friday the 13th? With a hex-ercise routine!
10. Why don’t ghosts like to haunt on Friday the 13th? Because it’s their day off – they’re too superstitious!
11. Why did the witch get a ticket on Friday the 13th? She was flying over the speed broom!
12. What do you call a nervous witch on Friday the 13th? A twitchy witch!
13. Why did the zombie get invited to the party on Friday the 13th? He’s a real dead-ringer for fun!
14. What do you call a haunted house on Friday the 13th? A scream saver!
15. Why did the scarecrow avoid Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to lose his stuffing over superstitions!
16. What did the unlucky rabbit say on Friday the 13th? “Hop-ping for better luck next time!”
17. Why did the mummy refuse to leave his tomb on Friday the 13th? He felt wrapped up in bad luck!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert on Friday the 13th? Boo-berry pie!
19. Why did the witch bring a ladder on Friday the 13th? She heard it was the safest way to avoid breaking mirrors!
20. What’s a zombie’s favorite day of the year? Friday the 13th – it’s like every other day for them, just with extra screams!

1. Why did the black cat get a job on Friday the 13th? It wanted to earn some purr-diem!
2. What did the calendar say to Friday the 13th? “You’re just another day, but with more superstition!”
3. Why did the vampire sleep in on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to get up until he felt drained!
4. What did the superstitious chef cook on Friday the 13th? Spook-ghetti with fear balls!
5. Why did the ghost go on strike on Friday the 13th? It said, “I’m sick of being booed all the time!”
6. What did the black cat say when asked if it was scared on Friday the 13th? “I’m feline fine, thanks for asking!”
7. Why was the werewolf so good at poker on Friday the 13th? He always had a full moon for luck!
8. Why was the broom late to work on Friday the 13th? It overswept and missed the bus!
9. Why did the zombie go to the therapist on Friday the 13th? It wanted to talk about its grave problems!
10. What did the ghost bring to the potluck on Friday the 13th? His own ‘spook-ghetti’ sauce!
11. Why did the witch fail her test on Friday the 13th? She couldn’t spell ‘luck’!
12. What did the unlucky rabbit say on Friday the 13th? “I keep running into bad luck!”
13. Why did the mummy get a job at the bakery on Friday the 13th? It wanted to roll in the dough!
14. Why did the skeleton refuse to go out on Friday the 13th? It said, “I’m bonely enough as it is!”
15. What did the scarecrow do on Friday the 13th? He went to a field trip!
16. Why did the haunted house have low self-esteem on Friday the 13th? It thought it wasn’t boo-tiful enough!
17. Why was the zombie invited to the party on Friday the 13th? They needed someone to ‘liven’ things up!
18. What did the mirror say to the unlucky person on Friday the 13th? “Don’t break me, I’m shattered enough!”
19. Why did the leprechaun refuse to come out on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of losing his pot of gold to bad luck!
20. Why did the ghost become a comedian on Friday the 13th? It wanted to see if it could ‘raise’ some spirits!

1. Why did the ghost refuse to haunt on Friday the 13th? Because even spirits need a day off from bad luck!
2. What did the black cat say on Friday the 13th? “I’m not superstitious, I just like messing with people’s heads!”
3. Why did the vampire throw a party on Friday the 13th? Because he wanted to prove that bad luck doesn’t scare him!
4. What’s a witch’s favorite day for casting spells? Friday the 13th – it’s when the magic really happens!
5. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday the 13th? Because he had nobody to hang out with!
6. Why did the werewolf stay indoors on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk a bad hair day under the full moon!
7. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend on Friday the 13th? He said their relationship was starting to decay!
8. What did the haunted house say on Friday the 13th? “Welcome to your worst nightmare, please enjoy your stay!”
9. Why did the mummy go to therapy on Friday the 13th? He needed to unwind after being wrapped up in bad luck!
10. Why was the scarecrow extra jumpy on Friday the 13th? Because he heard it was the day birds of ill omen come out to play!
11. What did the fortune teller say on Friday the 13th? “I see bad luck in your future… but don’t worry, it’s nothing a little charm can’t fix!”
12. Why did the Frankenstein monster go to the doctor on Friday the 13th? He was feeling a little “bolts” of bad luck!
13. What did the ghost use to style its hair on Friday the 13th? A “boo”-dryer!
14. Why did the witch bring her broom to work on Friday the 13th? She heard it was the perfect day for a “sweeping” success!
15. Why did the zombie refuse to go to the party on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk “losing his head” over bad luck!
16. What did the black cat say to the mirror on Friday the 13th? “Who’s the luckiest kitty of them all? Meow!”
17. Why did the vampire get a job as a dentist on Friday the 13th? He wanted to show that he could handle sucking without any bad luck!
18. Why did the werewolf bring a leash on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk chasing his own tail in bad luck circles!
19. What did the ghost wear to the party on Friday the 13th? A “boo”-tiful gown!
20. Why did the witch open a bakery on Friday the 13th? She heard there was a lot of dough to be made in superstition!

1. Why did the ghost go to school on Friday the 13th? Because he wanted to brush up on his scare tactics!
2. What do you call a scaredy-cat on Friday the 13th? A friggatriskaidekaphobe!
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Friday the 13th? Because he had no body to go with!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit on Friday the 13th? A “blood” orange!
5. Why did the black cat cross the road on Friday the 13th? To prove that superstitions are just silly!
6. What did the witch say to her broomstick on Friday the 13th? “Let’s sweep away the bad luck!”
7. Why was the math book afraid of Friday the 13th? Because it heard people say they had “terrifying problems”!
8. Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend on Friday the 13th? Because she said he was too hairy!
9. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a leprechaun on Friday the 13th? A pot of bad luck at the end of the rainbow!
10. Why did the ghost go into the bar on Friday the 13th? For some boos!
11. What do you call a haunted chicken on Friday the 13th? A poultry-geist!
12. Why was the skeleton afraid to go to the party on Friday the 13th? He had no guts!
13. What did one ghost say to the other on Friday the 13th? “Do you believe in bad luck or are you just boo-lieve?”
14. Why don’t mummies take vacations on Friday the 13th? They’re afraid they’ll unwind!
15. What’s a witch’s favorite subject on Friday the 13th? Spelling!
16. Why did the vampire stay in bed on Friday the 13th? He felt a little “bat”!
17. What did the black cat say to the mirror on Friday the 13th? “Who’s the luckiest kitty of them all?”
18. Why don’t zombies like Friday the 13th? They prefer “Brainy” days!
19. Why did the scarecrow refuse to work on Friday the 13th? He said, “I’m already stuffed with bad luck!”
20. What did the ghost say when he stubbed his toe on Friday the 13th? “Oh, sheet!”

1. Why did the witch refuse to brew potions on Friday the 13th? She said she was on a “hex-cation”!
2. What did the black cat say to the bartender on Friday the 13th? “Give me something with a little extra luck, I’m feline fortunate tonight!”
3. Why did the vampire open a nightclub on Friday the 13th? Because he wanted to show everyone how to have a bloody good time!
4. What did the werewolf say when asked why he stayed out late on Friday the 13th? “I was just chasing my dreams under the full moon!”
5. Why did the ghost go to the casino on Friday the 13th? Because he heard they had great “spirits” and hauntingly good luck!
6. What did the mummy say to his date on Friday the 13th? “You’ve got me wrapped around your finger!”
7. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery on Friday the 13th? He wanted to bring some life back into the pastries!
8. Why did Frankenstein’s monster get kicked out of the party on Friday the 13th? He was a real “bolt” in the conversation!
9. What did the ghost whisper to his date on Friday the 13th? “I’m just dying to spend eternity with you!”
10. Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend on Friday the 13th? She said he was too “spellbinding” for her!
11. Why did the black cat cross the road on Friday the 13th? To prove he wasn’t afraid of bad luck!
12. What did the vampire bring to the potluck on Friday the 13th? A “fang”-tastic dish!
13. Why did the werewolf bring his lawyer to the party on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to risk any hairy legal situations!
14. What did the ghost wear to the costume party on Friday the 13th? A “boo”-tiful gown that was to die for!
15. Why did the mummy refuse to join the yoga class on Friday the 13th? He said he was already “wrapped up” in himself enough!
16. What did Frankenstein’s monster say when asked about his love life on Friday the 13th? “It’s shocking, but electrifying!”
17. Why did the witch’s broomstick refuse to fly on Friday the 13th? It said it was feeling a little “sweepy”!
18. What did the zombie say to his friend on Friday the 13th? “I’m dead tired of all these superstitions!”
19. Why did the vampire refuse to date the ghost on Friday the 13th? He said he couldn’t handle her hauntingly beautiful looks!
20. What did the werewolf say to the bartender on Friday the 13th? “I’ll have a hair of the dog… or maybe just a shot of moonshine!”

1. Why did the skeleton go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he couldn’t find any “body” else to cover his shift!
2. What did the black cat say to its kittens on Friday the 13th? “Remember, always land on your paws, especially today!”
3. Why did the vampire bring a map on Friday the 13th? Because he heard it was a “lost souls” kind of day!
4. Why did the werewolf bring a calculator on Friday the 13th? To avoid any “hairy” situations when counting his luck!
5. What did the ghost use to tidy up the haunted house on Friday the 13th? A “spook” and span cleaning method!
6. Why did the mummy wear sunglasses on Friday the 13th? To keep his “wraps” under wraps!
7. What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his son on Friday the 13th? “Don’t worry, we’ll have a shockingly good day!”
8. Why did the witch bring her cauldron to the barbecue on Friday the 13th? She heard they were serving “witch’s brew” chicken!
9. What did the zombie bring to the picnic on Friday the 13th? His favorite “finger” foods!
10. Why did the ghost refuse to play hide and seek on Friday the 13th? He said he was already good at “disappearing” on his own!
11. What did the black cat say to the mouse on Friday the 13th? “Watch out for those traps, it’s not a lucky day for anyone!”
12. Why did the vampire bring an extra cape on Friday the 13th? In case he needed to make a “bat” quick change!
13. What did the werewolf say to his wife on Friday the 13th? “I love you a “hairy” lot, even on the unluckiest of days!”
14. Why did the mummy bring a tissue to the movie theater on Friday the 13th? In case he got “wrapped up” in the drama!
15. What did Frankenstein’s monster say when asked about his job on Friday the 13th? “It’s electrifying, even on the spookiest of days!”
16. Why did the witch bring her broomstick to the car wash on Friday the 13th? She wanted it to have a “clean sweep”!
17. What did the ghost say when he stubbed his toe on Friday the 13th? “Ouch! That really “ghost” me!”
18. Why did the black cat refuse to cross the street on Friday the 13th? He said he wasn’t in the mood for a “catastrophe”!
19. What did the vampire bring to the party on Friday the 13th? His “fang”-tastic dance moves!
20. Why did the werewolf stay up late on Friday the 13th? He wanted to “howl” at the moon and defy superstitions!

1. Why was the vampire so excited for Friday the 13th? Because it’s the one day he doesn’t have to worry about garlic!
2. What do you call a scaredy-cat on Friday the 13th? A frady-cat!
3. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Friday the 13th? Because he had no body to go with!
4. What do you get when you cross a black cat with Friday the 13th? Superstition overload!
5. Why was the werewolf so bad at poker on Friday the 13th? Because he always howled when he got a good hand!
6. How does Jason Voorhees like his coffee on Friday the 13th? With a slash of cream and a stab of sugar!
7. Why did the ghost go to school on Friday the 13th? Because he wanted to brush up on his haunting skills!
8. What’s Jason Voorhees’ favorite day of the week? Fry-day the 13th!
9. Why was the broom late for work on Friday the 13th? It got stuck in a superstition traffic jam!
10. What do witches eat for breakfast on Friday the 13th? Hex-cereal!
11. Why did the mummy stay home on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to unravel any bad luck!
12. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert on Friday the 13th? Boo-berry pie!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Friday the 13th? Because he was outstanding in his field of superstition!
14. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend on Friday the 13th? She told him he needed to “axe” his bad habits!
15. Why was the haunted house so crowded on Friday the 13th? It had a killer atmosphere!
16. What’s a vampire’s favorite dance on Friday the 13th? The Fang-dango!
17. Why did the skeleton refuse to play cards on Friday the 13th? He didn’t have the heart for it!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite game on Friday the 13th? Hide-and-ghost-seek!
19. Why was the graveyard so quiet on Friday the 13th? Even the ghosts were afraid of bad luck!
20. What do you call a witch’s garage sale on Friday the 13th? A spell-a-thon!

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