- Why did the fraction go to school? It wanted to be more than just a numerator!
- What did the fraction say when it fell in love? “You complete me!”
- Why was the fraction cold? Because it forgot its numerator over the denominator!
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many improper fractions!
- Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? It couldn’t handle the long division!
- Why did the fraction join the gym? It wanted to become a proper fraction!
- What did one fraction say to the other? “I feel whole when I’m with you!”
- Why was the fraction always so stressed? It had too many mixed emotions!
- Why did the fraction go to therapy? It had problems finding its common denominator!
- Why did the fraction bring a ladder to the party? It heard the decimals were on a higher level!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal who kept repeating? “You’re not repeating, you’re just recurring!”
- Why was the fraction afraid of its denominator? It was irrational!
- What did the fraction say to the pie? “You’re irrational but delicious!”
- Why did the fraction go to the bar? It wanted to find its equivalent!
- Why did the fraction feel so negative? It had a minus sign in front of its numerator!
- Why did the fraction go to the beach? It heard the waves were a natural denominator!
- Why did the fraction go to the orchestra? It loved the harmony of numerator and denominator!
- What did the fraction say to the whole number? “You’re so integer-esting!”
- Why did the fraction go to the art museum? It loved seeing proper proportions!
- Why did the fraction refuse to fight? It believed in peaceful denominators!

- Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? It couldn’t handle its non-repeating personality!
- What did the numerator say to the denominator? “Stop dividing our attention!”
- Why did the fraction go to therapy? It had a fraction identity crisis!
- Why was the fraction always so careful? It didn’t want to take any unnecessary risks!
- What did the fraction say when it won the lottery? “I’m a proper fraction now!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to play hide and seek? It could never find a common denominator!
- Why was the fraction so good at basketball? It always knew how to make a proper hoop!
- What did one fraction say to the other in the oven? “I feel so baked, yet so whole!”
- Why was the fraction always nervous? It was afraid of getting improper!
- Why did the fraction go to the party alone? It didn’t want to share the spotlight!
- What did the fraction say when it got a promotion? “I’ve been elevated to a higher numerator!”
- Why did the fraction bring a ruler to the party? To measure its numerator’s length!
- Why did the fraction refuse to skydive? It was afraid of being divided!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal who wouldn’t stop talking? “You’re not repeating, you’re just boring!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to run a marathon? It didn’t want to get mixed up in the competition!
- Why was the fraction always so optimistic? It knew there was always a numerator up!
- What did the fraction say when it finally simplified its life? “It’s a whole new numerator!”
- Why did the fraction go to the gym? It wanted to work on its numerator strength!
- Why did the fraction become a comedian? It knew how to divide the room with laughter!
- What did the fraction say to the integer? “You’re a real oddball!”

- Why did the fraction refuse to join the circus? It didn’t want to be part of a “divide and conquer” act!
- What did the fraction say when it saw a complex equation? “Looks like someone’s trying to divide and conquer!”
- Why was the fraction so hesitant to trust the decimal? It knew decimals could be quite “irrational”!
- Why did the fraction become an architect? It loved designing perfectly proportioned structures!
- What did the fraction say to the number line? “I’m all about proper placement!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to argue with the integer? It knew the integer had no fraction of a chance!
- Why did the fraction refuse to go on a road trip? It didn’t want to deal with improper lane changes!
- What did the fraction say when it found its equivalent? “Now that’s what I call a reciprocal relationship!”
- Why was the fraction always so punctual? It believed in being a proper fraction of time!
- Why did the fraction refuse to enter the cooking competition? It didn’t want to be judged on its “portion” control!
- What did the fraction say when it finally simplified its life? “I’ve reached my lowest common denominator!”
- Why did the fraction bring a compass to the geometry class? It wanted to ensure it always knew its direction!
- Why was the fraction always so Zen? It believed in the art of fractionality!
- What did the fraction say to the algebraic expression? “Let’s combine like terms and simplify this relationship!”
- Why did the fraction become a detective? It loved solving numerically mysterious cases!
- Why was the fraction always so versatile? It could adapt to any situation, no matter how complex!
- What did the fraction say when it found its missing numerator? “Now I’m feeling whole again!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to attend the party? It didn’t want to be divided by the social scene!
- What did the fraction say to the square root? “Let’s root for each other and square the possibilities!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to go on the roller coaster? It didn’t want to experience any sudden fractions of acceleration!

- Why did the fraction go to the party alone? It couldn’t find its other half!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal? “You’re so non-repeating!”
- Why did the fraction become a musician? It loved playing in perfect harmony!
- Why was the fraction always so positive? It only focused on the numerator!
- What did the fraction say to the percentage? “You’re just a decimal in disguise!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to fight? It believed in peaceful division!
- What did the fraction say to the pie? “You’re as irrational as you are delicious!”
- Why did the fraction bring a calculator to the party? It wanted to multiply the fun!
- What did the fraction say to the whole number? “You’re just a fraction of my imagination!”
- Why did the fraction break up with the improper one? It wanted a more proper relationship!
- What did the fraction say about the decimal’s party? “It was never-ending!”
- Why did the fraction go to therapy? It had too many issues with its denominator!
- What did the fraction say about the math test? “It was a proper challenge!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to run? It didn’t want to be divided on the track!
- What did the fraction say when it won the lottery? “I’m a proper fraction now!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to go camping? It didn’t want to be in-tents!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal who kept repeating? “You’re just recurring!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to share its pie? It wanted the whole portion!
- What did the fraction say when it met the integer? “You’re odd, but I like you!”
- Why did the fraction break up with the square root? It couldn’t handle the complexity!

- Why did the fraction go to therapy? Because it had too many mixed feelings!
- What did the fraction say when it was cold? “I’m below zero!”
- Why was the fraction always so confident? Because it knew its numerator from its denominator!
- Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? Because it was tired of repeating itself!
- What did one fraction say to the other during an argument? “You’re irrational!”
- Why did the fraction go to the beach? To get some tan lines!
- How do you make a fraction laugh? Add some humor and divide the tension!
- Why was the fraction afraid of commitment? It didn’t want to be improper!
- Why did the fraction refuse to play hide and seek? Because it didn’t want to be a proper fraction!
- What did the fraction say to the whole number? “You’re just a fraction of my greatness!”
- Why did the fraction go to the gym? To work on its division muscles!
- Why was the fraction such a good actor? Because it could fake a smile and hide its numerator!
- What did the fraction order at the restaurant? A slice of pie, of course!
- Why was the fraction always so cheerful? Because it could see the positive side of things, even when divided!
- Why did the fraction go to school early? To be a proper numerator!
- Why did the fraction refuse to argue with the decimal? Because it knew the decimal would always point out its flaws!
- What did the fraction say when it won the lottery? “I’m a fraction richer!”
- Why did the fraction go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a common denominator!
- Why did the fraction go to the doctor? Because it had a numerator problem!
- What did the fraction say to the circle? “You’re just a roundabout way of expressing myself!”

- Why was the fraction always so happy? Because it knew how to make every part count!
- What did the fraction say to its friends? “Let’s stick together like numerator and denominator!”
- Why did the fraction bring a ladder to school? To reach the top of the numerator!
- Why did the fraction go to the party? Because it heard there would be pie!
- How did the fraction do on its math test? It aced it because it knew how to divide and conquer!
- What did the fraction say to the whole number? “You’re just a piece of my equation!”
- Why did the fraction go to the bakery? To find its missing pie!
- Why was the fraction always so optimistic? Because it knew there was always room for improvement!
- What did the fraction say when it was feeling shy? “I’m just a little part of the whole!”
- Why did the fraction go to the amusement park? To ride the roller numerator!
- What did the fraction say when it was confused? “I think I need some common denominator!”
- Why did the fraction become friends with the decimal? Because they had a lot in common!
- What did the fraction do when it was feeling adventurous? It went on a mixed number safari!
- Why did the fraction bring a ruler to school? To measure up to its expectations!
- What did the fraction say to the square root? “You’re so radical!”
- Why did the fraction go to the doctor? Because it had a fraction fever!
- What did one fraction say to the other during a race? “Let’s give it our all and see who comes out on top!”
- Why did the fraction feel so loved? Because it knew it was always a part of something bigger!
- What did the fraction say when it was feeling confident? “I’m in my prime!”
- Why did the fraction go to the art class? To learn about proper fractions and mixed mediums!

- Why did the fraction break up with its significant other? Because they couldn’t find a common denominator!
- What did the fraction say to the bartender? “Pour me a double, I need to forget about my improper past!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to commit to a relationship? Because it didn’t want to be reduced to a single entity!
- What did the fraction say during a midlife crisis? “I feel like I’m going through a fraction identity crisis!”
- Why did the fraction start seeing a therapist? Because it had unresolved issues with its numerator!
- What did the fraction do when it won the lottery? It divided the winnings equally among its factors!
- Why did the fraction avoid social gatherings? Because it always felt like it was being divided into smaller parts!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal at the bar? “You may be terminating, but I’m recurring!”
- Why did the fraction decide to travel the world? To find its missing pieces!
- What did the fraction say to its ex? “You were never a whole lot to begin with!”
- Why did the fraction start a band? Because it wanted to explore its musical numerator!
- What did the fraction say to the algebraic expression? “Let’s simplify this relationship!”
- Why was the fraction always the life of the party? Because it knew how to divide and conquer the dance floor!
- What did the fraction do when it was feeling lonely? It sought solace in its decimal companions!
- Why did the fraction avoid discussing politics? Because it didn’t want to end up in a divisive argument!
- What did the fraction say when it found out it was going to be a parent? “Looks like I’ll be multiplying my responsibilities!”
- Why did the fraction invest in stocks? Because it wanted to see its dividends grow!
- What did the fraction say when it couldn’t find its place in the world? “I’m just a fraction of what I thought I’d be!”
- Why did the fraction start a podcast? Because it had a lot of mixed numbers to talk about!
- What did the fraction say when asked about its relationship status? “It’s complicated, just like my denominator!”

- Why did the fraction go to therapy? It had too many mixed feelings!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal? “You can count on me!”
- Why was the fraction cold? Because it had too many negative parts!
- Why was the fraction always upset? It couldn’t deal with its improper emotions!
- Why did the fraction break up with the decimal? It couldn’t handle the division!
- What did one fraction say to the other in a race? “I’ll take the lead, you follow my denominator!”
- Why did the fraction go to school early? To be ahead of the improper influences!
- Why was the fraction worried about its weight? It was afraid of becoming a mixed number!
- Why did the fraction feel whole? Because it found its missing numerator!
- Why was the fraction always on time? Because it had proper denominators!
- What did the fraction say when it won the lottery? “I’m in a whole new numerator range now!”
- Why was the fraction such a good listener? It always paid attention to the smallest details!
- Why did the fraction go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find its common denominator!
- Why did the fraction refuse to argue? It believed in peaceful co-denomination!
- Why was the fraction afraid of heights? It was scared of being over the top!
- What did the fraction do at the concert? It harmonized perfectly with the rhythm!
- Why was the fraction so confident? It knew its place in the number line!
- Why did the fraction go to the beach? To catch some rays and tan its angle!
- Why was the fraction always a hit at parties? It knew how to divide the crowd!
- Why was the fraction terrible at basketball? It always got stuck on the improper court!

- Why did the fraction break up with its girlfriend? She wasn’t his “whole” mate!
- What did the fraction say to its favorite dessert? “You’re the pi to my pie!”
- Why was the fraction always smiling? Because it knew it had a lot of “pieces” to share!
- Why did the fraction bring a ladder to the party? To find its “higher” half!
- What did the fraction say when it finally solved the equation? “That was a ‘numerator’-ful feeling!”
- Why was the fraction always so sweet? Because it had a “fractional” amount of sugar!
- Why did the fraction go to the beach? To get some “tan-gent”!
- What did the fraction say to the circle? “You’re so ’round’ my mind!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to argue? Because it knew it would only end up in a “divisive” situation!
- Why did the fraction bring a flashlight to the math test? To shine a “light” on the answers!
- What did the fraction say to the number line? “You’re the ‘axis’ of my world!”
- Why did the fraction become a musician? Because it had perfect “rhythm”!
- What did the fraction say when it met the decimal? “You’re ‘pointing’ me in the right direction!”
- Why did the fraction take a cooking class? To learn how to “divide” the ingredients evenly!
- Why did the fraction go to the gym? To work on its “denominator”!
- What did the fraction say when it heard a joke? “That’s ‘numerator’-ious!”
- Why did the fraction refuse to fight with the integer? Because it knew it would always come out “positive”!
- Why did the fraction go to the party? To show off its “improper” dance moves!
- What did the fraction say to the percent? “You’re the ‘fraction’ of my dreams!”
- Why was the fraction always at peace? Because it knew how to find its “common” ground!