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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why did the banana go to school? To become a banana split!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
6. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
7. What’s a pepper’s favorite dance? The salsa!
8. Why did the bread break up with the butter? It was on a roll!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
11. What’s a potato’s favorite type of clothing? A chip-suit!
12. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
13. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
14. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
15. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe!
16. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
17. What did one olive say to the other olive? You olive me!
18. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
19. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador!
20. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

1. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
4. What’s a pepper’s favorite dance? The salsa!
5. Why did the bread break up with the butter? It was on a roll!
6. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
7. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
8. What’s a potato’s favorite type of clothing? A chip-suit!
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
10. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe!
11. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
12. What did one olive say to the other olive? You olive me!
13. Why did the tomato go to art school? It wanted to draw out its inner sauce!
14. What’s a sandwich’s favorite game? A wrap battle!
15. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
16. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
18. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
19. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
20. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of peel!

1. Why did the tomato go to school? To become a little saucy!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the bread win an award? It was the best in the toast!
4. What did the salad say to the fridge? Close the door, I’m dressing!
5. Why did the egg go to school? To get “eggucated”!
6. What do you call a polite vegetable? Courteous-cumber!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
8. What did the sushi say to the bee? “Wasabi!”
9. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
10. Why did the chicken join a comedy act? Because it had the funniest cluck!
11. What do you call a vegetable that can count? A math-chos!
12. Why did the cookie go to therapy? It was feeling crumbled.
13. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry in disguise!
14. What do you call a potato that’s full of itself? A self-spudded potato!
15. Why did the lettuce get a job promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
16. What did one olive say to the other? “Olive you too!”
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
18. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
19. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
20. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded to work on his problems.

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
3. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to become a banana split!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
9. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
10. What is a pepper’s favorite party game? Capsaicin or dare!
11. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
12. Why did the bread go to therapy? It had too many crumby issues!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
14. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
15. What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by a priest? Holy guacamole!
16. Why did the salad go to the art museum? It wanted to see the oil paintings!
17. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasa-buzz!
18. Why did the vegetable win the talent show? Because it had a-peel!
19. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
20. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!

1. Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? Because it was tired of the stalk talk and wanted to romaine friends!
2. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” The sandwich replies, “That’s okay, I just came here for the bread.”
3. Two olives are sitting on a table, and one falls off. The other olive asks, “Are you okay?” The fallen olive replies, “Olive got this!”
4. Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind, and the papa tomato gets really angry, goes back, and squishes him and says, “Ketchup!”
5. Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more appealing!
6. Once there was a pancake who was feeling down in the dumps. He turned to his friend and said, “I’m feeling flat.” His friend replied, “Don’t worry, things will start to stack up soon!”
7. Why did the bread get a promotion? Because it was on a roll!
8. Two cookies are baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other cookie replies, “Ahh, a talking cookie!”
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
10. Why did the yogurt go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little more culture!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. And what do you call a gummy bear with no clothes? Bare!
12. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged every morning!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
14. Why did the potato get promoted? Because it was a real chip off the old block!
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
16. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasa-buzz! Don’t be a tempura tease!
17. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
18. What did the bread say to the butter when it saw a slice of toast? “You’re toast!”
19. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of the chard!
20. What do you call a magical cabbage? A shamrock!

1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
2. What is a pizza’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby!”
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
4. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to become a banana split!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
8. Why did the sandwich go to the gym? It wanted to improve its “fillings”!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did the salt say to the pepper? “Season’s greetings!”
12. Why did the vegetable win the talent show? Because it had a-peel!
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
14. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
15. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
16. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
17. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasa-buzz!
18. Why did the bread go to therapy? It had too many crumby issues!
19. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
20. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
8. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
9. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was a head!
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
11. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
13. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
14. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef!
15. What’s a potato’s favorite dance move? The mash potato.
16. Why did the bread go to school? To become a little breader.
17. What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
19. What did the salt say to the pepper? “Season’s greetings!”
20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

1. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
2. How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons!
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What did one strawberry say to the other? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
6. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
9. What’s a potato’s favorite song? “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
12. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
13. Why did the lemon disapprove of the orange? Because it was always so “peelish”!
14. What’s a pepper’s favorite game? Capsaicin (catch me) if you can!
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
16. Why did the banana go to school? To improve its “a-peel”!
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
18. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso!
19. Why did the chef get arrested? He was caught beating an egg!
20. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

1. Why did the cheese go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the Brie-mbrandt!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
3. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly!
4. Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was always up to no gouda!
5. What’s a cheese’s favorite music genre? R’n’Brie!
6. How do you make a cheese puff? Tell it a cheesy joke!
7. Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It was too cheesy!
8. What do you call a cheese that’s sad? Blue cheese!
9. Why did the cheese try to hide? It was afraid of getting grated!
10. What’s a cheese’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Swiss Theory”!
11. Why did the cheese go to school? To get butter grades!
12. What do you call cheese that can play guitar? String cheese!
13. Why did the cheese refuse to melt? It had too much cheddaracter!
14. What did the cheese say to the mirror? “Halloumi!”
15. How do you make a cheese roll? Just give it a little push!
16. Why did the cheese go to the party? It wanted to be the big cheese!
17. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line? “You gouda be with me!”
18. Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to get shredded!
19. What do you call a cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Slam dunk Gouda!
20. Why did the cheese get elected president? It promised to make America grate again!

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