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1. Why did the fly sit on the computer? Because it wanted to explore the World Wide Web!
2. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
3. Why was the fly invited to the party? Because it was a real buzz!
4. What do you get when you cross a fly with a dog? A flying saucer!
5. Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer? It was afraid of the website viruses!
6. How does a fly keep its wings dry? It uses a blow dryer!
7. Why did the fly sit on the toilet seat? Because it heard it was the perfect landing strip!
8. What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Fly-fishing!
9. Why don’t flies ever get lost? Because they always know their way around the flyway!
10. What do you call a fly that’s always on the move? A fly nomad!
11. Why was the fly so happy? Because it found its honey!
12. What’s a fly’s favorite game? Buzzword bingo!
13. Why did the fly go to school? To learn how to zip and unzip!
14. What’s a fly’s favorite musical instrument? The hum-bug!
15. Why did the fly go to space? It wanted to explore the fly-stellar regions!
16. What did the fly say to its friend who was feeling down? “Cheer up, things will turn around!”
17. Why did the fly go to the bar? To get a couple of “buzzes”!
18. What’s a fly’s favorite dance move? The swat and sway!
19. Why did the fly cross the road? To show the chickens it could be done in mid-air!
20. What do you call a fly who loves to dance? A jitterbug!

1. Why did the fly go to school? To become a “fly-nancial” advisor!
2. What do you call a fly wearing a suit? A business-class fly!
3. Why was the fly so good at soccer? Because it had a great “wing” span!
4. What do you get when you cross a fly with a detective? A “fly”-vestigator!
5. Why did the fly sit on the computer? It wanted to check its “fly”-mail!
6. What did one fly say to the other at the airport? “Fly me to the moon!”
7. Why was the fly buzzing around the computer? It heard it had a great “website”!
8. What do you call a fly that’s always late? A procrastifly!
9. Why did the fly bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to draw attention!
10. What’s a fly’s favorite mode of transportation? The “fly”cycle!
11. Why did the fly break up with its girlfriend? She was too clingy!
12. What did the fly say to the windshield? “Catch you later!”
13. Why did the fly sit on the TV? It wanted to watch “The Fly” movie!
14. What’s a fly’s favorite holiday? “Buzz”mas!
15. Why did the fly go to the beach? To get a tan and catch some “fly” rays!
16. What do you call a fly that’s good at math? A “multiply”!
17. Why was the fly invited to the wedding? It was a “fly”-tographer!
18. What’s a fly’s favorite snack? “Fly” chips!
19. Why did the fly go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a “wing”man!
20. What’s a fly’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Buzz”!

1. Why was the fly so good at spelling? Because it had all its “bee’s” in order!
2. What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs? A raisin!
3. Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer? It was afraid of getting caught in the “world wide web”!
4. Why did the fly wear a tie? Because it wanted to look “fly”!
5. What’s a fly’s favorite type of music? “Swat”-hoven!
6. Why did the fly go to the psychiatrist? It had too many “buzzing” thoughts!
7. What’s a fly’s favorite subject in school? Fly-namics!
8. Why was the fly invited to the concert? It had a great “ear” for music!
9. Why was the fly buzzing around the math book? It was looking for the “fly”gonometry answers!
10. What do you call a fly that’s also a magician? A “hocus-pocus”!
11. Why did the fly go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some “fly”-mous paintings!
12. What’s a fly’s favorite movie? “The Lord of the Wings”!
13. Why did the fly sit on the clock? It wanted to be on “fly” time!
14. What do you call a fly with a jetpack? A rocket-fly!
15. Why was the fly buzzing around the plant? It was a “buzzy” bee impersonator!
16. What do you get when you cross a fly with a lion? A roar-fly!
17. Why did the fly go to the barbershop? It wanted a buzz cut!
18. What do you call a fly with no manners? A pest!
19. Why did the fly refuse to leave the kitchen? It heard there were some “fly”-catching opportunities!
20. What’s a fly’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Billion-Fly”!

1. Why was the fly so good at basketball? Because it had mad “fly” skills!
2. What did the fly say to the computer? “Is this a web or a trap?”
3. Why did the fly sit on the ceiling? It wanted to reach new “heights”!
4. What’s a fly’s favorite game? Buzz-ker!
5. Why was the fly always happy? Because it had a “buzz”-worthy life!
6. What’s a fly’s favorite genre of music? Hip-“hop”!
7. Why did the fly go to the library? It wanted to check out some “fly” literature!
8. What do you call a fly who loves to gamble? A “fly”-by-night player!
9. Why was the fly wearing sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized!
10. What did one fly say to the other during a chase? “I’m winging it!”
11. Why did the fly go to the movies alone? It couldn’t find a “fly” date!
12. What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Dodge-fly!
13. Why did the fly sit on the mirror? It wanted to reflect on its life!
14. What’s a fly’s favorite TV channel? “Fly” TV!
15. Why was the fly always in trouble? It had a knack for “buzz”ing around!
16. What did the fly say to the spider? “Can’t catch me!”
17. Why did the fly go to the party? It heard it was the “fly-est” event in town!
18. What’s a fly’s favorite dessert? “Fly”-cream!
19. Why was the fly kicked out of the bar? It was buzzing too loudly!
20. What’s a fly’s favorite mode of transportation? The “fly”cycle!

1. Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer? Because it was afraid of the world wide web!
2. How does a fly land on the moon? With lunar landing lights!
3. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
4. Why did the fly sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be on “time” fly!
5. What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Fly-fishing!
6. Why did the fly go to school? To learn how to spell ‘buzz’!
7. How does a fly communicate with its friends? Through the buzz network!
8. What do you call a fly with no manners? A bad-fly!
9. Why did the fly go to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What do you get when you cross a fly with a dog? A fly that can fetch its own swatter!
11. How does a fly travel in style? On a first-class fly-way!
12. Why did the fly bring a suitcase to the picnic? It was planning to “fly” away on vacation!
13. What’s a fly’s favorite music genre? Hip-hop! Because they love the beat!
14. Why did the fly sit on the television? It wanted to watch “The Buzzing Dead”!
15. What do you call a fly that’s lost? Disoriented!
16. Why was the fly so good at math? Because it was a multiplication fly!
17. What do you call a fly with a briefcase? A business fly!
18. How do flies settle arguments? They have a buzz-off!
19. Why don’t flies ever get caught by the police? Because they’re experts at “fly” evasion!
20. What did the fly say to the windshield? “Catch me if you can!”

1. Why did the fly go to school? To learn how to fly-culate!
2. What do you call a fly’s favorite game? Hide and fly seek!
3. How do fly kids pass notes in class? With wing-mail!
4. Why was the fly late for class? It got stuck in a traffic jam!
5. What do fly kids bring to school for lunch? PB&J – peanut butter and jelly flies!
6. How do fly kids get around town? They hitch a ride on a dragonfly!
7. What’s a fly kid’s favorite subject in school? Fly-namics!
8. Why did the fly kid bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach new heights!
9. What do fly kids do for fun? They play buzzketball!
10. Why did the fly kid sit on the ruler? It wanted to measure its wingspan!
11. What did the fly kid say when it finished its homework? “That was a fly-nal challenge!”
12. Why was the fly kid so good at spelling? Because it knew how to spell “buzz”!
13. What do fly kids do when they’re cold? They snuggle up in a cocoon blanket!
14. Why did the fly kid bring a parachute to school? It wanted to fly safely during recess!
15. What’s a fly kid’s favorite bedtime story? The Flighty Duckling!
16. Why did the fly kid bring sunglasses to school? To protect its compound eyes from the glare!
17. How do fly kids cross the road? They wait for the green light and then buzz across!
18. What do fly kids dream of becoming when they grow up? Pilots!
19. Why did the fly kid get in trouble in class? Because it was buzzing around instead of paying attention!
20. What do you call a fly kid’s favorite toy? A flyswatter… just kidding, it’s a miniature airplane!

1. Why did the fly go to therapy? To work on its fly-esteem!
2. What’s a fly’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it loves improvisation!
3. Why was the fly’s resume impressive? Because it had a lot of buzz-worthy experience!
4. How does a fly adult unwind after a long day? With a glass of buzz-ling champagne!
5. Why did the fly adult start a business? Because it wanted to be the boss of its own fly-ture!
6. What’s a fly adult’s favorite hobby? Hang-gliding, of course!
7. Why did the fly adult go on a diet? To watch its waistline and avoid becoming a “chunky” fly!
8. What’s a fly adult’s favorite movie genre? Sci-fly!
9. How does a fly adult navigate the dating scene? By fluttering its wings and making a good first impression!
10. Why did the fly adult go to the gym? To work on its fly-sique!
11. What’s a fly adult’s favorite game? Spin the fly-bottle!
12. Why did the fly adult buy a fancy car? To impress the ladybugs!
13. How does a fly adult handle stress? By taking a buzz-worthy vacation!
14. Why did the fly adult get a makeover? To attract more attention at the fly club!
15. What’s a fly adult’s favorite holiday? Buzz-ter!
16. Why did the fly adult get a pet? To have someone to buzz with!
17. What’s a fly adult’s favorite type of exercise? Fly-yoga!
18. Why did the fly adult start a band? To make some fly tunes!
19. What’s a fly adult’s favorite social media platform? Instagram, because it loves to show off its fly adventures!
20. Why did the fly adult take up gardening? To grow its own fly food!

1. Why did the fly go to school? To get an education in fly-nancial literacy!
2. What’s a fly’s favorite mode of transportation? The fly-cycle!
3. Why did the fly go to the party? To cut a rug on the fly dance floor!
4. How does a fly dad communicate with its kids? Through wing-mail!
5. Why did the fly dad bring a map to the picnic? To avoid getting lost on the fly!
6. What’s a fly dad’s favorite type of music? Fly-tem music!
7. Why did the fly dad tell jokes? To keep its kids entertained and fly-ing high!
8. What do you call a fly dad’s favorite drink? Buzz-fee!
9. Why did the fly dad wear sunglasses? To protect its eyes from the bright fly!
10. How does a fly dad discipline its kids? With a firm wing!
11. Why did the fly dad bring a camera to the family reunion? To capture fly memories!
12. What’s a fly dad’s favorite movie? “The Fly-ther of the Bride”!
13. Why did the fly dad bring a calculator to the picnic? To make sure everyone got a fair fly of the bill!
14. What’s a fly dad’s favorite hobby? Fly-fishing, of course!
15. Why did the fly dad bring a jacket to the beach? To stay warm if it got chilly on the fly!
16. How does a fly dad cheer up its kids? By telling them they’re the apple of its compound eyes!
17. Why did the fly dad go to the art museum? To appreciate the fly-nest artwork!
18. What’s a fly dad’s favorite type of food? Anything with a fly-zzling flavor!
19. Why did the fly dad take up gardening? To grow its own fly veggies for the family!
20. How does a fly dad end a conversation? By saying, “It’s time to fly off, kids!”

1. Why did the fly go to the dance? To do the fly-shake!
2. What’s a fly’s favorite mode of transportation? The fly-cycle!
3. Why did the fly sit on the computer? To check its fly-mails!
4. How does a fly answer the phone? “Buzz me back later!”
5. What did one fly say to the other at the picnic? “Pass the fly-napkins, please!”
6. Why was the fly invited to all the parties? Because it was a real buzz-kill!
7. What did the fly say to the windshield? “Catch me if you can!”
8. Why did the fly go to school? To get a better education in fly-nancial matters!
9. What’s a fly’s favorite sport? Buzz-ketball!
10. Why did the fly bring a pencil to the picnic? To take fly-notes!
11. What did one fly say to the other at the comedy club? “That joke really tickled my wings!”
12. Why was the fly so good at math? Because it had a lot of fly-counting experience!
13. What did the fly say when it landed on the donut? “This place is the fly-nest!”
14. Why did the fly go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather!
15. What’s a fly’s favorite type of movie? A fly-ction film!
16. Why did the fly bring a suitcase to the picnic? It was planning to fly away on vacation!
17. What did one fly say to the other at the airport? “I’m ready for take-fly!”
18. Why did the fly go to the party? To show off its fly dance moves!
19. What’s a fly’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Fly”!
20. Why did the fly bring a map to the party? So it wouldn’t get lost on the fly!

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