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1. Why did the flag get a job? It wanted to wave goodbye to unemployment.
2. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It found someone who could sweep it off its feet.
4. What do you call a flag that can sing? A national anthem.
5. Why did the flag go to school? To get more education in waving.
6. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? A fl-animated film.
7. Why did the flag sit on the plane’s wing? It wanted to take a flag-tastic journey.
8. What’s a flag’s favorite music genre? Wave music.
9. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many issues with pole dancing.
10. Why did the flag cross the road? To show its colors on the other side.
11. What’s a flag’s favorite dance? The wave.
12. Why don’t flags ever get lost? They always stay on the right path.
13. What’s a flag’s favorite snack? Wavy chips.
14. Why was the flag always calm? It knew how to stay grounded.
15. Why did the flag go to the party? It wanted to raise the roof.
16. Why was the flag a good listener? It always stood still and paid attention.
17. What did the flag say at the end of the race? “I’ve been waving for you!”
18. Why do flags make good friends? They never let you down.
19. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course.
20. Why did the flag stay home? It was feeling a bit under the weather.

1. Why did the flag get a job? It wanted to wave goodbye to unemployment.
2. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It found someone who could sweep it off its feet.
4. What do you call a flag that can sing? A national anthem.
5. Why did the flag go to school? To get more education in waving.
6. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? A fl-animated film.
7. Why did the flag sit on the plane’s wing? It wanted to take a flag-tastic journey.
8. What’s a flag’s favorite music genre? Wave music.
9. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many issues with pole dancing.
10. Why did the flag cross the road? To show its colors on the other side.
11. What’s a flag’s favorite dance? The wave.
12. Why don’t flags ever get lost? They always stay on the right path.
13. What’s a flag’s favorite snack? Wavy chips.
14. Why was the flag always calm? It knew how to stay grounded.
15. Why did the flag go to the party? It wanted to raise the roof.
16. Why was the flag a good listener? It always stood still and paid attention.
17. What did the flag say at the end of the race? “I’ve been waving for you!”
18. Why do flags make good friends? They never let you down.
19. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course.
20. Why did the flag stay home? It was feeling a bit under the weather.

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be well-versed in waving etiquette!
2. What did one flag say to the other? “You really raise me up!”
3. Why was the flag so good at math? Because it knew how to divide and conquer!
4. Why don’t flags ever get lost? Because they always know their way to the pole!
5. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Wavy Gravy!
6. How does a flag greet people? It waves!
7. Why did the flag blush? Because it was saluted!
8. What’s a flag’s favorite game? Capture the Flag!
9. Why was the flag the best student? Because it always got full marks for patriotism!
10. What do you call a flag that flies over a castle? A flag-ship!
11. Why was the flag the best dancer? Because it had all the right moves!
12. Why did the flag bring a ladder? It wanted to raise the stakes!
13. What do you call a nervous flag? Jitter-flag!
14. Why don’t flags ever get tired? Because they’re always flying high!
15. What’s a flag’s favorite subject in school? History, of course!
16. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It needed some space!
17. What did one flag say to the other on a windy day? “Hang in there!”
18. Why was the flag always invited to parties? Because it knew how to hang out!
19. What’s a flag’s favorite dessert? Striped ice cream!
20. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had some issues it needed to sort out!

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be a pole-vaulter!
2. What do you call a flag that tells jokes? A pun-dit!
3. Why was the flag always so cheerful? Because it was always waving!
4. What do you get when you cross a flag with an octopus? A flag with plenty of tentacles… err, I mean stripes!
5. Why was the flag so bad at math? Because it could never count all its stars!
6. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It wanted more freedom to move around!
7. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing, they just waved!
8. Why did the flag wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized… it wanted to be incognito!
9. What did the flag wear to the party? Its best colors, of course!
10. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many issues to sort out!
11. What’s a flag’s favorite type of bread? Waving wheat!
12. Why don’t flags ever get lost? Because they always know which way the wind blows!
13. How does a flag greet its friends? With a wave, of course!
14. Why did the flag go to space? It wanted to claim the moon for its own!
15. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Waving tunes!
16. Why was the flag so good at telling stories? Because it had a lot of flags to tell!
17. What do you call a flag that’s been stuck in the rain too long? A soggy banner!
18. Why did the flag refuse to play cards? It was tired of being dealt a bad hand!
19. What do you call a flag that’s been folded too many times? A multi-flag-ged mess!
20. Why did the flag go to the beach? To catch some waves!

21. Why did the flag go to school? To improve its waving skills.
22. What do you get if you cross a flag with a chocolate bar? A sweet wave.
23. Why did the flag apply for a new job? It wanted to raise the stakes.
24. What’s a flag’s favorite exercise? The flagpole climb.
25. Why don’t flags ever get tired? They’re always in high spirits.
26. Why was the flag always happy? It had a waving personality.
27. What do you call a flag that’s always correct? An accurate-flag.
28. Why was the flag a good detective? It could always spot the problem.
29. What’s a flag’s favorite season? Spring, because it loves a good breeze.
30. What do you call a flag with no colors? A blank canvas.
31. Why did the flag take a nap? It was feeling a little hoist-ed.
32. What’s a flag’s favorite fruit? A flag-berry.
33. Why did the flag join a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
34. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Independence Day.
35. Why was the flag good at math? It knew all the angles.
36. What did the flag say to its therapist? “I’m feeling a bit flat.”
37. Why did the flag refuse to run? It was afraid of getting torn.
38. What’s a flag’s favorite drink? Root beer float.
39. Why did the flag go to the library? To check out some waving techniques.
40. Why do flags never gossip? They always stick to the facts.

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be well red, white, and blue!
2. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved!
3. Why was the flag so good at math? Because it knew how to raise itself to the power!
4. Why don’t flags ever get tired? Because they’re always on a pole position!
5. Why did the flag break up with the wind? It just couldn’t handle the pressure!
6. What do you call a flag that’s always falling down? A rebel without a pole!
7. Why was the flag always so cheerful? Because it was always flying high!
8. How does a flag greet another flag? With a wave, of course!
9. Why was the flag the best performer at the parade? Because it knew how to steal the show!
10. What’s a flag’s favorite game? Capture the Flag, naturally!
11. Why was the flag so popular at parties? Because it knew how to raise spirits!
12. Why was the flag always the center of attention? Because it knew how to stand out!
13. Why did the flag refuse to play cards? Because it was tired of being dealt!
14. Why did the flag never get lost? Because it always knew its way around the pole!
15. What did the flag wear to its wedding? A tie, of course!
16. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had some serious identity issues!
17. Why was the flag such a great dancer? Because it knew how to twirl!
18. What do you call a flag that’s been ironed? Straightened out!
19. Why was the flag so polite? Because it always knew when to flag down!
20. Why did the flag blush? Because it saw the pole dance!

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be a flag-pole-vaulter!
2. What did the flag say to the wind? “Stop blowing me kisses, I’m already taken!”
3. Why was the flag so good at math? Because it knew how to raise a fraction!
4. What’s a flag’s favorite dance move? The flagpole shuffle!
5. Why did the flag break up with the breeze? It said, “Our relationship was flagging.”
6. What did one flag say to the other during an argument? “Let’s not raise our voices; let’s raise our standards!”
7. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had issues with commitment; it kept waving goodbye!
8. How does a flag greet its friends? With a wave!
9. Why did the flag fail the job interview? It kept getting tied up in knots!
10. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Flutter and roll!
11. Why don’t flags ever solve crimes? Because they always get caught red-handed!
12. Why was the flag so popular at parties? It knew how to pole-vault into conversations!
13. What did the flag say to the scissors? “You may cut me, but I’ll never be divided!”
14. Why did the flag go to the beach? To catch some waves!
15. Why don’t flags ever get lost? Because they always know which way the wind blows!
16. Why did the flag refuse to participate in the race? It didn’t want to finish first; it wanted to finish flying!
17. What’s a flag’s favorite subject in school? History, of course!
18. Why did the flag blush? Because it saw the pole’s private thoughts!
19. What did the flag do when it was hungry? It went to the nearest flagpole for lunch!
20. Why did the flag go to space? To explore new “flagstronomical” territories!

21. Why did the flag go to school? To improve its waving skills.
22. What do you get if you cross a flag with a chocolate bar? A sweet wave.
23. Why did the flag apply for a new job? It wanted to raise the stakes.
24. What’s a flag’s favorite exercise? The flagpole climb.
25. Why don’t flags ever get tired? They’re always in high spirits.
26. Why was the flag always happy? It had a waving personality.
27. What do you call a flag that’s always correct? An accurate-flag.
28. Why was the flag a good detective? It could always spot the problem.
29. What’s a flag’s favorite season? Spring, because it loves a good breeze.
30. What do you call a flag with no colors? A blank canvas.
31. Why did the flag take a nap? It was feeling a little hoist-ed.
32. What’s a flag’s favorite fruit? A flag-berry.
33. Why did the flag join a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
34. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Independence Day.
35. Why was the flag good at math? It knew all the angles.
36. What did the flag say to its therapist? “I’m feeling a bit flat.”
37. Why did the flag refuse to run? It was afraid of getting torn.
38. What’s a flag’s favorite drink? Root beer float.
39. Why did the flag go to the library? To check out some waving techniques.
40. Why do flags never gossip? They always stick to the facts.

1. Why did the flag fail math class? Because it couldn’t square itself away!
2. What did one flag say to the other? “You’re waving in the wrong direction!”
3. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were up high!
4. How does a flag greet its friends? With a wave, of course!
5. Why was the flag always so calm? Because it knew how to stay centered!
6. What’s a flag’s favorite game? Capture the breeze!
7. Why did the flag go to school? To learn how to pole-vault!
8. How does a flag keep in shape? It does a lot of flag aerobics!
9. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Waving tunes!
10. Why was the flag always invited to parties? It knew how to raise the roof!
11. Why did the flag go to the beach? To catch some waves!
12. What did the flag wear to the dance? Its finest threads!
13. Why did the flag go to the repair shop? It had a tearjerking experience!
14. How does a flag stay warm in winter? It wears a windbreaker!
15. Why was the flag so good at sports? It had a lot of flag-ility!
16. What did the flag say to the wind? “You make me feel alive!”
17. Why did the flag join the circus? It wanted to be the ultimate high-flyer!
18. How does a flag stay humble? It never boasts about its pole position!
19. Why did the flag become a comedian? It knew how to raise a few laughs!
20. What did one flag say to the other on a windy day? “Hold on tight, buddy, we’re in for a wild ride!”

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to be well-red!
2. What did one flag say to the other? “I’m feeling pole-ite today!”
3. Why was the flag so good at math? Because it knew how to raise the right fractions!
4. What’s a flag’s favorite game? Capture the flag, of course!
5. How does a flag greet its friends? With a wave, of course!
6. Why was the flag so popular? Because it knew how to rally the crowd!
7. What did the flag wear to the party? Its stars and stripes, of course!
8. Why did the flag blush? Because it saw the pole dancing!
9. What’s a flag’s favorite movie? “Star Wars: The Flag Awakens!”
10. Why did the flag break up with the wind? It couldn’t handle the gusty relationship!
11. How does a flag cool down on a hot day? It waves a white flag!
12. What’s a flag’s favorite food? Corn on the flag!
13. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many identity issues!
14. What’s a flag’s favorite subject in school? History, because it’s always waving the past!
15. Why did the flag refuse to play hide and seek? Because it knew it would be easily spotted!
16. What did the flag say to the wind? “Stop blowing me away!”
17. Why was the flag so confident? Because it always stood its ground!
18. What’s a flag’s favorite song? “You’re a Grand Old Flag”!
19. Why did the flag go to the beach? To catch some waves!
20. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course!

41. Why did the flag go to the party alone? It wanted to make a grand entrance.
42. What’s a flag’s favorite mode of transportation? The flag-pole vault.
43. Why was the flag always invited to weddings? It knew how to dress for the occasion.
44. What’s a flag’s favorite board game? Capture the Flag.
45. Why was the flag always calm during storms? It had a strong sense of resilience.
46. What’s a flag’s favorite bedtime story? “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
47. Why was the flag great at fishing? It knew how to catch the current.
48. What’s a flag’s favorite TV show? “Flagging Interest.”
49. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves.
50. What’s a flag’s favorite dessert? Waving pie.
51. Why was the flag always confident? It knew how to stand tall.
52. What do you call a flag in a hurry? A flag in a flurry.
53. Why did the flag bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the fabric of conversation.
54. What’s a flag’s favorite accessory? Windsocks.
55. Why did the flag sit at the front of the class? It wanted to lead by example.
56. What do you get when you cross a flag with a computer? A website banner.
57. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
58. What’s a flag’s favorite TV channel? The Flag Channel.
59. Why was the flag always punctual? It knew how to raise the alarm.
60. What did the flag say when it got a promotion? “I’m on top of the world!”

1. Why did the flag break up with its partner? Because it wanted to pole dance solo.
2. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because it’s always waving!
3. Why was the flag always invited to parties? Because it knew how to raise the roof!
4. How does a flag flirt? It waves seductively from across the room.
5. What did one flag say to the other during an argument? “Don’t wave your colors at me!”
6. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had issues with commitment – always flying away!
7. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? Romantic comedies, because they’re full of flagrant displays of affection!
8. Why was the flag embarrassed at the beach? It forgot to wear its pole cover!
9. How does a flag sign off on a letter? With lots of flag kisses!
10. Why did the flag go to school? To learn proper flag-etiquette!
11. What’s a flag’s favorite part of a parade? When it gets to strut its stuff!
12. Why did the flag get detention? It was caught hanging around where it shouldn’t be!
13. How does a flag show affection? By wrapping its colors around you in a warm embrace!
14. Why was the flag nervous during a storm? It didn’t want to get all wet and wrinkled!
15. What’s a flag’s favorite hobby? Skydiving – it loves feeling the wind beneath its stripes!
16. Why did the flag go to the party alone? It wanted to be the center of attention, not just a plus-one!
17. How does a flag celebrate a victory? With a victory lap around the flagpole!
18. Why did the flag get a speeding ticket? It was caught racing against the wind!
19. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Independence Day – it gets to show off its colors!
20. Why did the flag refuse to join the military? It didn’t want to be tied down!

1. Why did the flag go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to wave properly!
2. What did the flag say to the wind? Stop blowing me away, I’m trying to make a statement!
3. Why was the flag so good at math? Because it knew how to count its stars and stripes!
4. Why was the flag so good at making friends? Because it knew how to wave hello!
5. Why did the flag break up with the pole? Because it couldn’t handle the commitment!
6. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat to wave to!
7. Why did the flag go to therapy? Because it had too many attachment issues!
8. How does a flag greet its friends? It waves at them!
9. Why did the flag get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to raise the roof!
10. What did the flag say to the sewing machine? Stop needling me, I’m feeling a bit pinned down!
11. Why did the flag refuse to play hide and seek? Because it didn’t want to be invisible!
12. Why was the flag such a good dancer? Because it knew all the steps to the flag waltz!
13. Why did the flag join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its amazing balancing act!
14. Why did the flag go to the beach? To catch some waves and get a tan!
15. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Capture the Flag!
16. Why was the flag always the center of attention? Because it knew how to stand out in a crowd!
17. Why did the flag wear sunglasses? To shade itself from the glare of fame!
18. Why was the flag so popular on social media? Because it knew how to make a post that everyone would salute!
19. What did the flag say to the sky? Let’s see who can soar higher!
20. Why was the flag always invited to dinner parties? Because it knew how to dress for the occasion!

61. Why did the flag go to the party alone? It wanted to make a grand entrance.
62. What’s a flag’s favorite mode of transportation? The flag-pole vault.
63. Why was the flag always invited to weddings? It knew how to dress for the occasion.
64. What’s a flag’s favorite board game? Capture the Flag.
65. Why was the flag always calm during storms? It had a strong sense of resilience.
66. What’s a flag’s favorite bedtime story? “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
67. Why was the flag great at fishing? It knew how to catch the current.
68. What’s a flag’s favorite TV show? “Flagging Interest.”
69. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves.
70. What’s a flag’s favorite dessert? Waving pie.
71. Why was the flag always confident? It knew how to stand tall.
72. What do you call a flag in a hurry? A flag in a flurry.
73. Why did the flag bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the fabric of conversation.
74. What’s a flag’s favorite accessory? Windsocks.
75. Why did the flag sit at the front of the class? It wanted to lead by example.
76. What do you get when you cross a flag with a computer? A website banner.
77. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
78. What’s a flag’s favorite TV channel? The Flag Channel.
79. Why was the flag always punctual? It knew how to raise the alarm.
80. What did the flag say when it got a promotion? “I’m on top of the world!”

1. Why was the flag always invited to parties? Because it knew how to make an entrance – with a wave!
2. What did one flag say to the other at the beach? “Let’s make some waves together!”
3. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to raise the roof!
4. Why was the flag so good at relationships? Because it knew how to stick together, even when things got rough!
5. What’s a flag’s favorite snack? Cheese and flag-on!
6. Why did the flag join the circus? Because it heard they needed someone to pole vault!
7. Why was the flag always smiling? Because it was always hanging out!
8. Why did the flag blush? Because it was embarrassed to be caught waving at a cute pole!
9. What did the flag wear to the party? Its best stripes!
10. Why was the flag so popular? Because it knew how to fly solo!
11. Why was the flag so well-behaved? Because it always knew when to flag down trouble!
12. Why did the flag go to school? To become a flag-ship student!
13. Why did the flag refuse to join the army? Because it didn’t want to wave goodbye to its friends!
14. What’s a flag’s favorite dance move? The flag flail!
15. Why did the flag go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little pole-ly!
16. What’s a flag’s favorite TV show? “Flags of Our Lives!”
17. Why did the flag refuse to play cards? Because it didn’t want to be dealt a bad hand!
18. Why did the flag go to the art museum? Because it wanted to see some masterpiece waves!
19. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Flag Day, of course – it’s the day it gets to be the center of attention!
20. Why was the flag so polite? Because it always remembered to say “pole-ite”!

81. Why did the flag blush? It saw the flagpole’s top.
82. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday destination? Flagstaff, Arizona.
83. Why was the flag always polite? It knew how to raise manners.
84. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Patriotic tunes.
85. Why was the flag a great storyteller? It had a lot of history to share.
86. What’s a flag’s favorite movie genre? Flag-coms.
87. Why did the flag go to school early? It wanted to be at the head of the flag-raising ceremony.
88. What’s a flag’s favorite social media platform? Flag-stagram.
89. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to ride the wave of patriotism.
90. What’s a flag’s favorite subject in school? Geography, of course.
91. Why did the flag feel lonely? It was hanging out by itself.
92. What’s a flag’s favorite party game? Pin the star on the flag.
93. Why did the flag refuse to tell secrets? It didn’t want to spill the colors.
94. What’s a flag’s favorite dance move? The flag-wave shuffle.
95. Why was the flag always popular? It had a lot of fans.
96. What’s a flag’s favorite social activity? Flag-waving parades.
97. Why did the flag cross the playground? To reach the flagpole.
98. What did one flag say to the other at the Olympics? “May the best flag win!”
99. Why did the flag blush? It saw someone salute.
100. What did the flag wear to the party? Its best colors.

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