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Ready to take a wild ride through the riveting world of courier comedy? Buckle up as we catapult into a realm where FedEx fables and anecdotes reign supreme. Picture this: a cascade of chuckles, a flurry of laughter, all delivered to your doorstep faster than a FedEx Express package. So, fasten your seatbelts, folks, because we’re about to journey through a labyrinth of FedEx funnies that’ll have you shipping with laughter!

81. Why did the FedEx package become a detective? It was great at tracking down suspects.
82. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite type of movie? Express thrillers!
83. Why did the FedEx truck refuse to go to the mechanic? It didn’t want to get boxed in.
84. What do you call a FedEx package that loves to dance? The parcel boogie master.
85. Why did the FedEx delivery guy bring a suitcase to work? He was ready for any overnight trips.
86. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Expresso chip!
87. Why did the FedEx package go to the art museum? It wanted to see some masterpieces of delivery.
88. What did the FedEx truck say to the traffic light? “Go green so I can make my deliveries!”
89. Why was the FedEx delivery guy feeling confident? He had a delivery success rate of 100%!
90. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of book? Express novels!
91. Why did the FedEx package get a passport? It wanted to explore international deliveries.
92. What do you call a FedEx driver who’s also a magician? The prestidigitation parceler.
93. Why did the FedEx truck go to the beach? It wanted to deliver some serious surfboards.
94. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite board game? Boxopoly!
95. Why did the FedEx delivery guy get a telescope? He wanted to spot incoming packages from afar.
96. What did the FedEx package say to the envelope? “You’re a bit flat, but I still envelope you!”
97. Why was the FedEx truck feeling blue? It couldn’t handle the weight of all the package puns.
98. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite musical instrument? The parceltone!
99. Why did the FedEx delivery guy bring a suitcase to work? He was ready for any overnight trips.
100. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of coffee? Parcelté!

61. Why did the FedEx package bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be the high(est) flyer.
62. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite subject in school? Deliveryonomics.
63. Why did the FedEx package refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with the shuffle.
64. What do you call a FedEx package that loves to sing? A parcel of harmony.
65. Why did the FedEx delivery guy bring a map to work? He wanted to navigate through the busiest shipping routes.
66. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite hobby? Stamp collecting!
67. Why was the FedEx truck’s engine always purring? It had a special delivery motor.
68. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “I’m just passing through, don’t get boxed in.”
69. Why did the FedEx delivery guy go to the beach? He needed a break from all the parcel waves.
70. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite sport? Boxing!
71. Why did the FedEx package blush? It got caught in a love triangle with the envelope and the stamp.
72. What do you call a FedEx driver who loves to read? A parcel scholar.
73. Why was the FedEx package feeling empty? It lost its tracking number.
74. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite kind of sandwich? A special delivery sub!
75. Why did the FedEx package go to the library? It wanted to check out some delivery manuals.
76. What did the FedEx truck say to the bicycle? “You’re wheely not cut out for express delivery.”
77. Why did the FedEx delivery guy bring a camera to work? He wanted to capture all the special delivery moments.
78. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite game? Hide and seek, but it always wins because it has tracking.
79. Why did the FedEx truck feel lonely? It missed the company of other delivery vehicles.
80. What do you call a FedEx package that’s always prepared? A parcel planner.

1. Why did the FedEx package break up with the envelope? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!
2. What do you call a FedEx driver who tells jokes? A parcel comedian!
3. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lonely? Because they always come in pairs!
4. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “You’ve got mail… and I’ve got delivery!”
5. Why did the FedEx truck break down? It was feeling parcel-y sick!
6. How does FedEx stay in shape? With regular parcel-outs!
7. Why was the FedEx delivery late? It took a wrong turn at the intersection of Avenue A and Package Place!
8. What did the FedEx package say to the impatient customer? “Hold on, I’m in a rush delivery!”
9. Why did the FedEx package go to school? It wanted to be well-grounded!
10. Why was the FedEx package blushing? Because it saw the postage stamp!
11. How did the FedEx package win the race? It took the express lane!
12. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lost? Because they always have a clear address!
13. What did the FedEx truck say to the forklift? “You lift me up when I’m down!”
14. Why don’t FedEx drivers get cold during winter deliveries? Because they always have a warm route!
15. Why did the FedEx truck bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights in delivery service!
16. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite song? “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” by Stevie Wonder!
17. Why did the FedEx package go to the party? It heard there would be lots of wrapping!
18. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get tired? Because they always have plenty of stamps!
19. What did the FedEx truck say to the busy intersection? “Keep on truckin’!”
20. Why did the FedEx package go to the doctor? It was feeling a little boxed in!

1. Why did the FedEx package break up with its girlfriend? Because it couldn’t handle the long distance!
2. What did the FedEx package say to the impatient customer? “I’m on my way, just don’t box me in!”
3. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always calm? Because he knew how to handle the package under pressure!
4. Why did the FedEx truck become a comedian? Because it had a lot of good delivery jokes!
5. How does FedEx stay in shape? By lifting boxes and running deliveries!
6. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lonely? Because they always come in pairs!
7. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite song? “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” by Stevie Wonder!
8. Why did the FedEx package go to school? It wanted to be well-rounded!
9. Why was the FedEx driver so good at basketball? Because he always knew how to deliver a perfect pass!
10. Why did the FedEx package refuse to fight? Because it didn’t want to get boxed in!
11. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite movie genre? Suspense thrillers, because it loves the anticipation of delivery!
12. Why did the FedEx truck bring a ladder to work? Because it heard the packages needed a lift!
13. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lost? Because they always follow the shipping lanes!
14. What do you call a FedEx package in a hurry? Express delivery!
15. Why was the FedEx truck always invited to parties? Because it knew how to deliver a good time!
16. Why did the FedEx package bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to lose its way home!
17. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite hobby? Crossword puzzles, because it loves to be wrapped up in words!
18. Why was the FedEx delivery driver a great dancer? Because he knew all the right moves to deliver packages!
19. Why was the FedEx package so good at math? Because it knew all the dimensions!
20. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “I’m in the box too, just passing through!”

“20 FedEx Funnies: Laugh-Worthy Logistics and Parcel Puns!”

1. Why did the FedEx package go to therapy? It had separation anxiety!
2. What do you call a group of FedEx packages? A parcel of patience!
3. Why was the FedEx truck always happy? Because it had a delivery route to success!
4. Why did the FedEx package win the spelling bee? Because it knew how to spell “delivered”!
5. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite subject in school? Geography, because it loves exploring new addresses!
6. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always calm during rush hour? Because he knew how to navigate traffic with precision!
7. What did the FedEx package say to the envelope? “Let’s stick together and make a delivery duo!”
8. Why don’t FedEx packages ever tell secrets? Because they’re sealed tight!
9. What do you call a FedEx package that tells jokes? A delivery comedian!
10. Why did the FedEx truck get a promotion? Because it always delivered excellence!
11. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite holiday? Boxing Day!
12. Why was the FedEx package a great listener? Because it always had an open flap!
13. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite game? Hide and seek, because it loves surprises!
14. Why did the FedEx package go to the gym? It wanted to work on its core strength!
15. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite dance move? The “box step”!
16. Why was the FedEx truck so cool under pressure? Because it had ice-cold deliveries!
17. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because it loves to groove along the shipping lanes!
18. Why was the FedEx delivery driver a great storyteller? Because he always had a tale of the road!
19. What did the FedEx package say to the doorbell? “Ring once for delivery, twice for a return!”
20. Why was the FedEx package always punctual? Because it knew the importance of timely arrivals!

1. Why did the FedEx package break up with the UPS package? Because it found a faster delivery!
2. What did the FedEx parcel say to the impatient customer? “Please be patient, I’m on a delivery roll!”
3. Why did the FedEx truck break down? It couldn’t handle the express delivery!
4. How does FedEx stay fit? By exercising its parcel muscles!
5. Why did the FedEx envelope go to school? It wanted to be well-addressed!
6. Why don’t FedEx packages play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that tracking number!
7. Why was the FedEx delivery driver so good at basketball? Because he always delivers the perfect “shot”!
8. What did the FedEx parcel say to the lost package? “You’re going the wrong weigh!”
9. Why did the FedEx box go to therapy? It had too many unpacked issues!
10. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite dance move? The Express Shuffle!
11. Why did the FedEx truck join the gym? It wanted to work on its package handling!
12. What did one FedEx package say to the other during rush hour? “We’re in for a packed commute!”
13. Why did the FedEx delivery driver go to space? He wanted to deliver the “universal” package!
14. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Delivered!”
15. Why did the FedEx envelope go to the party? It heard it was going to be well-stamped!
16. Why was the FedEx truck embarrassed? It couldn’t find its package!
17. What did the FedEx box say to the tape? “Stick with me, we’ve got a long journey ahead!”
18. Why did the FedEx package go to school? It wanted to be “well-rounded”!
19. Why was the FedEx truck so popular? It always delivered good vibes!
20. What did the FedEx delivery driver say to the dawdling packages? “Hurry up, we’ve got places to be and people to see!”

41. Why did the FedEx package go to the party? It heard there would be plenty of shipping and handling.
42. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Lost Parcel.”
43. Why did the FedEx package become an actor? It loved being in the spotlight during deliveries.
44. What did the FedEx truck say to the traffic jam? “Move over, I’ve got deliveries to make!”
45. Why was the FedEx delivery guy a great dancer? He had mastered the art of parcel twirls.
46. What do you call a FedEx package that’s afraid of the dark? Parcelphobic.
47. Why did the FedEx package go to school? It wanted to learn how to wrap up its studies with a bow.
48. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite constellation? The Parceltarius.
49. Why was the FedEx truck so happy? It had finally found its delivery groove.
50. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “You’ve got mail envy!”
51. Why did the FedEx delivery guy win an award? Because he always delivered beyond expectations.
52. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite TV show? “The Delivery Diaries.”
53. Why was the FedEx package so confident? It knew it could handle any box thrown its way.
54. What do you call a FedEx driver who tells tall tales? A parcel storyteller.
55. Why did the FedEx package go to the gym? It wanted to bulk up for heavy-duty deliveries.
56. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite season? Parcel Spring, when all the packages bloom.
57. Why was the FedEx truck feeling blue? It missed the open road and the thrill of deliveries.
58. What did the FedEx package say to the suitcase? “I’ve got more baggage than you!”
59. Why did the FedEx delivery guy get a promotion? He always went the extra mile for his customers.
60. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of music? Parceltones, of course!

“Another 20 Delivery Delights: Jestful Jabs and Parcel Pranks!”

21. Why did the FedEx package join a band? It wanted to be part of a delivery ensemble.
22. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite dessert? Parcel pie with expresso cream.
23. Why was the FedEx package feeling down? It couldn’t find its shipping confidence.
24. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “You’ve got competition, but I’m still the prime delivery choice.”
25. Why did the FedEx truck break down? It couldn’t handle the weight of all the package puns inside.
26. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because every day feels like a special delivery.
27. Why did the FedEx package go to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves and relax after a long journey.
28. What do you call a FedEx package with a sense of humor? A parcel of laughs.
29. Why was the FedEx delivery guy always calm? Because he knew how to handle even the most urgent packages with ease.
30. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite board game? Connect Four, because it’s all about making the right delivery connections.
31. Why did the FedEx package cross the road twice? It missed the delivery address the first time.
32. What did the FedEx package say to the stamp? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places.”
33. Why did the FedEx truck go to the doctor? It had a case of exhaust-pipe congestion.
34. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite type of joke? One with impeccable delivery.
35. Why was the FedEx package nervous about meeting the envelope? It didn’t want to get too boxed in by the conversation.
36. What did the FedEx package do when it won the lottery? It went on a first-class trip around the world.
37. Why did the FedEx truck blush? It saw the express lane and couldn’t contain its excitement.
38. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite outdoor activity? Parcelsailing!
39. Why was the FedEx delivery guy always smiling? Because he knew he was spreading joy with every package.
40. What did the FedEx package say to the customer? “I’m here to deliver smiles, rain or shine!”

1. Why did the FedEx truck go to therapy? Because it had been bottling up its delivery emotions for too long, and its packages kept falling apart due to parcel anxiety!
2. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical FedEx delivery driver. This driver was so efficient that they could deliver packages to every corner of the kingdom before the stroke of midnight, making them the envy of all the other delivery companies. Legend has it that their secret was a pair of enchanted sneakers that never tired, allowing them to zip around faster than the speed of light, or so it seemed to the bewildered recipients.
3. Why did the FedEx package enroll in a self-improvement course? Because it wanted to learn how to tape up its emotional baggage and move forward with its delivery journey without tearing apart at the seams every time it hit a bump in the road!
4. Imagine a world where FedEx trucks could talk. Every morning, they would gather around the loading dock and exchange stories about their adventures on the open road. From dodging traffic to outsmarting the weather, these trucks would have tales to tell that would put even the most daring adventurers to shame. And at the end of the day, they would return to the depot with a sense of accomplishment, knowing that they had delivered happiness to doorsteps far and wide.
5. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always calm under pressure? Because they had mastered the ancient art of Zen and the art of package delivery, learning to navigate the chaos of rush hour traffic with the serenity of a tranquil pond, all while keeping their cool even when faced with the most demanding customers who wanted their packages yesterday!
6. Picture a world where FedEx packages had personalities. Some would be shy and hesitant, while others would be bold and adventurous, braving the elements with a sense of purpose that belied their cardboard exteriors. And then there would be the mischievous ones that liked to play hide-and-seek with the delivery driver, always finding the most obscure hiding spots just to keep things interesting.
7. Why did the FedEx truck cross the road? To prove to the UPS truck that it could deliver packages faster, even if it meant taking the scenic route and dodging a few chickens along the way!
8. Once in a land where time stood still, there was a mystical FedEx depot where packages were sorted by wizards and delivered by dragons. Each package bore a seal of magic that ensured it would reach its destination unharmed, no matter how treacherous the journey. And the delivery drivers? They were legendary heroes who braved the perils of the enchanted forest and the depths of the darkest dungeons just to bring joy to the realm.
9. Why did the FedEx package blush? Because it was filled with love letters destined for faraway lands, each one sealed with a kiss and carried on the wings of a gentle breeze by the ever-loyal FedEx delivery fairy!
10. Imagine a world where FedEx trucks had superpowers. Some could fly through the air like majestic eagles, while others could teleport from one location to another in the blink of an eye. And then there were the shape-shifters that could disguise themselves as ordinary vehicles until the moment called for them to reveal their true identity and spring into action!
11. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always the life of the party? Because they knew how to deliver a joke with perfect timing and charm, turning even the most mundane conversation into a laugh riot that left everyone in stitches!
12. Once upon a time, there was a magical FedEx delivery route that wound its way through the heart of a mystical forest. Legend had it that those who traveled along this route would be granted one wish by the ancient spirits that dwelled within the trees. And so, every day, the brave FedEx delivery driver embarked on a journey filled with wonder and adventure, knowing that their next delivery could be the one that changed their destiny forever.
13. Why did the FedEx package refuse to take the day off? Because it knew that every moment counted in the race against time, and it wasn’t about to let a little thing like exhaustion stand in the way of delivering smiles to people’s doorsteps!
14. Imagine a world where FedEx deliveries were powered by laughter. Every time a package was scanned, it would emit a burst of joyful giggles that echoed through the air like a chorus of angels, spreading happiness wherever they went. And the delivery drivers? They would be the guardians of laughter, ensuring that no frown went unturned and no day went by without a dose of infectious merriment!
15. Why did the FedEx truck get a standing ovation? Because it had just completed its millionth delivery, cementing its place in the annals of delivery history as a true champion of the people, a beacon of hope in a world filled with uncertainty!
16. Once in a land where dreams came true, there was a magical FedEx package that held the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Inside its humble cardboard exterior lay the answers to life’s greatest mysteries, waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to embark on a journey of enlightenment. And so, the package set forth on a quest that would take it to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, guided by the light of a thousand stars and the unwavering determination of a soul destined for greatness.
17. Why did the FedEx delivery driver break into song? Because they had just received a special request for a musical delivery, and they weren’t about to let the opportunity to serenade their customers with a heartfelt rendition of “Special Delivery” pass them by!
18. Imagine a world where FedEx packages could talk. Each one would have its own unique personality, from the chatty box that never stopped talking to the shy envelope that whispered its secrets only to the most attentive listeners. And the delivery drivers? They would be the keepers of these tales, weaving them into a tapestry of wonder and intrigue that spanned the length and breadth of the world.
19. Why did the FedEx truck get a speeding ticket? Because it was in such a rush to deliver happiness to people’s doorsteps that it forgot to obey the laws of physics!
20. Once upon a time, there was a fearless FedEx delivery driver who braved the elements with nothing but a smile and a can-do attitude. From rain-soaked streets to snow-covered highways, they never wavered in their commitment to delivering packages with pride and professionalism, proving time and time again that no obstacle was too great for the indomitable spirit of FedEx!

1. Why did the FedEx truck bring a pencil to school? Because it wanted to deliver sharp ideas!
2. What did the little FedEx box say to the big FedEx box? “You’re such a big package, you must be the king of deliveries!”
3. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his deliveries!
4. What do you call a group of happy FedEx packages? A parcel of joy!
5. Why was the FedEx truck so good at math? Because it knew all the right angles for delivering smiles!
6. Why did the FedEx package go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the delivery sniffles!
7. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite dessert? Expresso cake!
8. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lost? Because they always follow the mapquest of their hearts!
9. What do you get when you cross a FedEx truck with a birthday cake? A special delivery surprise!
10. Why was the FedEx delivery driver so popular at school? Because he always had the coolest deliveries!
11. What did the FedEx truck say to the traffic light? “Don’t change, I’ve got a package to catch!”
12. Why did the FedEx package bring a suitcase to the party? Because it was packed and ready to go!
13. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite sport? Box-ing!
14. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring a map to the desert? Because even in the middle of nowhere, every delivery matters!
15. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get tired? Because they’re always on the move!
16. What did the FedEx truck say to the bicycle? “You’re wheely cool, but I’m the king of the road!”
17. Why did the FedEx package bring a flashlight to school? Because it wanted to shine bright in its deliveries!
18. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite song? “We Will Rock You (With Deliveries)!”
19. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring a parachute to work? Because every delivery is a leap of faith!
20. What do you call a group of FedEx packages telling jokes? A delivery of laughs!

“20 More Courier Crack-Ups: Shipping Shenanigans and Parcel Puns!”

1. Why did the FedEx delivery driver break up with his girlfriend? Because he was always too busy delivering packages and never had time for parcel romance!
2. What did the FedEx package say to the customer who complained about late delivery? “Sorry, I got held up at the parcel pub!”
3. Why was the FedEx truck always the life of the party? Because it knew how to deliver a good time!
4. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a delivery? Because you’ve got express written all over you!”
5. Why don’t FedEx packages ever get lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by lots of bubble wrap!
6. What did the FedEx delivery driver say to the impatient customer? “I’m sorry for the delay, but good things come to those who wait, especially when it’s a FedEx delivery!”
7. Why did the FedEx package go to therapy? Because it had been boxed in emotionally and needed to unpack its feelings!
8. What’s a FedEx truck’s favorite movie genre? Action-packed deliveries!
9. Why did the FedEx delivery driver refuse to take a day off? Because he couldn’t bear the thought of missing out on all the special deliveries!
10. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite hobby? Going on special delivery adventures!
11. Why did the FedEx truck blush? Because it was carrying a special package marked “fragile: handle with care”!
12. What did the FedEx package say to the envelope? “You may be small, but together, we can deliver big things!”
13. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always the center of attention? Because he knew how to handle packages with care and charisma!
14. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite music genre? Parcel rock!
15. Why was the FedEx truck feeling down? Because it lost its GPS signal and couldn’t find its way to happiness!
16. What did the FedEx delivery driver say to the customer who complained about the package being damaged? “Sorry for the rough handling, but sometimes the road to delivery is bumpy!”
17. Why did the FedEx package break up with the UPS package? Because it found a faster route to happiness!
18. What’s a FedEx truck’s favorite dessert? Expresso cheesecake!
19. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always in a hurry? Because he had a deadline to meet and a reputation for speedy deliveries to uphold!
20. What did the FedEx package say to the mailbox? “Thanks for always being there to catch me when I fall!”

1. Why did the FedEx delivery driver become a comedian? Because he knew how to deliver the punchlines with express delivery!
2. What did the FedEx package say to the dad joke? “You’re delivering those puns faster than overnight shipping!”
3. Why was the FedEx truck always the best at telling jokes? Because it had a knack for delivering laughter on every route!
4. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of humor? Parcel humor – it always delivers!
5. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to climb the corporate delivery ladder!
6. What’s a FedEx truck’s favorite TV show? “The Delivery Dead” – it’s always on the move!
7. Why don’t FedEx packages ever go on vacation? Because they’re always on a delivery trip!
8. What did the FedEx package say to the dad joke? “You’re so corny, you should work for the postal service!”
9. Why was the FedEx truck always the center of attention at parties? Because it knew how to deliver good times!
10. Why did the FedEx delivery driver get a promotion? Because he always went the extra mile for his deliveries!
11. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite snack? Expresso beans – they keep it energized for speedy deliveries!
12. Why did the FedEx truck cross the road? To make another delivery on the other side!
13. Why was the FedEx package always up for a joke? Because it knew how to handle the punchlines!
14. What’s a FedEx truck’s favorite hobby? Parcel-gazing – it loves looking at the stars while making deliveries!
15. Why was the FedEx delivery driver always so calm? Because he knew how to handle the package with care!
16. Why don’t FedEx trucks ever get lost? Because they always follow the route of delivery destiny!
17. What did the FedEx package say to the dad joke? “You’re so cheesy, you should work in the dairy department!”
18. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring a map to work? Because he wanted to navigate his way to success one delivery at a time!
19. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite music? Parcel-tonic – it keeps the deliveries flowing!
20. Why did the FedEx truck go to the gym? To work on its package handling and get buff for those heavy deliveries!

“Another 20 FedEx Frolics: Parcel Pranks and Shipping Shenanigans!”

1. Why did the FedEx package break up with its girlfriend? Because it found a better “wrap”!
2. What do you call a cheesy FedEx delivery? A gouda arrival!
3. Why was the FedEx truck always smiling? Because it was on a “cheddar” to deliver happiness!
4. What did the FedEx package say to the cheese? “You’re the brie-st thing that’s ever happened to me!”
5. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring cheese to work? Because he wanted to make sure every delivery was extra “grate”!
6. Why did the FedEx package refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of being dealt a “cheddar hand”!
7. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite type of cheese? Parcel-mesan!
8. Why was the FedEx truck so cheesy? Because it always had a “gouda” sense of humor!
9. What did the FedEx delivery driver say to the cheesy joke? “You’re so cheesy, you belong in a queso-dilla!”
10. Why was the FedEx package afraid to go to the cheese party? Because it was too “provolone” to stand out!
11. What’s a FedEx truck’s favorite cheese? Swiss – it’s so hole-some!
12. Why was the FedEx delivery driver like a block of cheese? Because he was always “sharp” and ready for anything!
13. What did the FedEx package say to the cheesy pickup line? “You’re so cheesy, you should be on a pizza!”
14. Why did the FedEx truck bring cheese to the delivery? Because it wanted to make sure every package had a “dairy” good time!
15. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite cheese-related game? “Brie-k the Delivery Driver’s Cheese!”
16. Why was the FedEx delivery driver like a cheese grater? Because he always shredded through the competition!
17. What did the FedEx package say to the cheeseburger? “You’re the cheese to my delivery bun!”
18. Why did the FedEx truck join the cheese club? Because it wanted to be part of a “wheel-y” great community!
19. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite cheese joke? “What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!”
20. Why did the FedEx delivery driver bring cheese to the picnic? Because he wanted to deliver some “brie-lliant” memories!

1. Why did the FedEx package break up with its girlfriend? Because it heard she was seeing someone parcel.
2. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite song? “I Will Always Ship You.”
3. Why did the FedEx package go to therapy? It had too many issues with its delivery.
4. What did one FedEx box say to the other? “You’re such a square!”
5. Why did the FedEx package go to school? It wanted to be delivereducated.
6. What do you call a FedEx driver who tells good jokes? Special delivery comedian.
7. Why was the FedEx package late for work? It overslept and missed the delivery shift.
8. What do you get when you cross a FedEx package with a musician? A delivery note.
9. Why did the FedEx truck cross the road? To deliver on the other side.
10. What’s a FedEx driver’s favorite kind of math? Parcel calculus.
11. Why did the FedEx package refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be lost in transit.
12. What did the FedEx package say to the computer? “You’ve got mail!”
13. Why did the FedEx driver become a comedian? He wanted to deliver punchlines instead of parcels.
14. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite dance move? The box step.
15. Why was the FedEx package so good at sports? It had excellent delivery skills.
16. What do you call a FedEx package that’s always on time? Reliable cargo.
17. Why did the FedEx truck get a ticket? It was caught speeding in the express lane.
18. What’s a FedEx package’s favorite movie genre? Action-packed thrillers, of course!
19. Why was the FedEx delivery guy so good at math? He knew how to factor in traffic delays.
20. What did the FedEx package say to the envelope? “You’re so flat, you could fit through a paper shredder!”

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