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1. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many Facebook issues!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta, just like those fake Facebook profiles!
3. Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder? To reach the high levels of drama on their timeline!
4. Why don’t Facebook users ever get lost? Because they always follow the timeline!
5. What’s a Facebook vampire’s favorite feature? The ‘bite’ button!
6. Why did the smartphone break up with Facebook? It couldn’t handle the constant notifications!
7. How does Facebook say sorry? With an “apology post”!
8. Why did the tomato turn red on Facebook? It saw the salad dressing!
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite Facebook activity? Poking!
10. Why don’t Facebook users need more friends? They’ve already got enough drama!
11. Why was the computer cold on Facebook? It left its Windows open!
12. What’s Facebook’s favorite movie genre? Social suspense!
13. Why did the cookie cry on Facebook? Because it was feeling crumbly!
14. What’s a Facebook superhero’s power? The ability to save drafts before posting!
15. Why did the scarecrow join Facebook? To make some friends in the field!
16. What’s a vampire’s favorite Facebook reaction? Bite me!
17. Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
18. What did the Facebook addict say to their therapist? “I need a timeline of recovery!”
19. Why did the math book look sad on Facebook? Too many problems!
20. What do you call a group of musical Facebook users? A bandwidth!

1. Why did the Facebook user bring a pencil to the computer? To draw their timeline!
2. What’s a computer’s favorite dance on Facebook? The social shuffle!
3. Why did the smartphone break up with Facebook? It was tired of being in a ‘status’ relationship!
4. How does Facebook say goodbye in style? It posts a ‘farewell tour’!
5. What’s a Facebook cow’s favorite feature? The moos-feed!
6. Why did the ghost join Facebook? To make some “boo”-k friends!
7. What’s a Facebook detective’s favorite tool? The timeline magnifying glass!
8. Why did the tomato turn red on Facebook? It saw the salad dressing up for a toss!
9. What’s a Facebook zombie’s favorite status update? “I’m dead tired!”
10. Why did the computer apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted a byte of the company!
11. What do you call a spider on Facebook? A web developer!
12. Why did the bicycle join Facebook? It wanted to be part of a “cycle” of friends!
13. What’s a Facebook comedian’s favorite punchline? The ‘like’ button!
14. Why did the scarecrow unfriend everyone on Facebook? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!
15. What did the Facebook user say to the chef? “Your posts are too cheesy!”
16. Why did the coffee file a complaint on Facebook? It got mugged!
17. What’s a Facebook cat’s favorite feature? The purr-sonal profile!
18. Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder to the gym? To reach the high levels of fitness!
19. What’s a computer’s favorite genre on Facebook? Science friction!
20. Why did the math book look happy on Facebook? It found its perfect algorithm!

1. Why did the computer go to therapy? It needed to resolve its binary issues.
2. What did the algorithm say to the dataset on Facebook? “Let’s sync up and create some meaningful connections!”
3. Why did the software engineer become a Facebook expert? They mastered the art of debugging relationships.
4. How does Facebook manage its budget? It always keeps track of its byte-sized expenses.
5. What’s a mathematician’s favorite Facebook feature? The ‘sqrt’ (square root) button for perfectly balanced posts.
6. Why did the AI break up with Facebook? It couldn’t handle the emotional baggage in the cloud.
7. What’s a hacker’s favorite type of humor on Facebook? Wit-ter attacks!
8. Why did the computer scientist join a band on Facebook? They wanted to create some ‘byte’-sized music.
9. What’s Facebook’s favorite type of exercise? Social distancing!
10. Why did the computer get promoted at work on Facebook? It always followed the ‘like’-erature of success.
11. How does Facebook stay in shape? It exercises its algorithms daily.
12. Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the Facebook office? They wanted to reach new heights in coding.
13. What’s a Facebook moderator’s favorite book? “Ctrl Alt Delete: Managing Online Dramas.”
14. Why did the computer scientist start a gardening group on Facebook? To cultivate a better ‘byte’-osphere.
15. What did the binary code say to the Facebook post? “You’re either a 1 or a 0, there’s no in-between!”
16. Why did the Facebook user major in philosophy? They wanted to deeply ‘like’ and ponder the meaning of life.
17. What’s a Facebook magician’s favorite trick? Making friends disappear and reappear on the timeline.
18. Why did the computer refuse to argue on Facebook? It didn’t want to get caught in a logic loop.
19. What’s a database’s favorite pastime on Facebook? Sorting out its relationships.
20. Why did the Facebook chef get a lot of friend requests? They had the perfect recipe for ‘byte’-sized delights.

1. Why did the computer apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted a byte of the social scene.
2. What did the Facebook post say to the wall? “You’ve got to share more in our relationship!”
3. Why did the smartphone break up with Facebook? It needed space for a healthier connection.
4. How does Facebook stay healthy? It always gets its daily dose of ‘like’-tamins!
5. Why did the computer go on a diet? Too many cookies on Facebook!
6. What’s a Facebook vampire’s favorite button? The ‘bite’ button!
7. Why did the scarecrow join Facebook? It wanted to be outstanding in its field of friends.
8. What’s a computer’s favorite game on Facebook? Hide and ‘seek’ cookies!
9. Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder to the party? They heard the drinks were on the ‘house’!
10. What’s a cat’s favorite Facebook feature? The purr-sonal profile!
11. Why did the tomato blush on Facebook? It saw the salad dressing!
12. What did one Facebook user say to another in a hurry? “I’m running out of ‘time’-line!”
13. Why did the smartphone get a ticket on Facebook? It was caught ‘text’-ing and driving!
14. What’s a computer’s favorite type of gardening on Facebook? ‘Byte’-sized plant cultivation!
15. Why did the math book look happy on Facebook? It solved its own problems!
16. What’s a Facebook bee’s favorite status update? “Buzzing around with friends!”
17. Why did the Facebook user bring a map? They wanted to navigate through the friend zone.
18. What’s a computer’s favorite genre on Facebook? Social media thriller!
19. Why did the smartphone get invited to all the parties on Facebook? It had the best ‘app’-etizers!
20. What’s a Facebook chicken’s favorite post? The ‘egg-squisite’ ones!

1. Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder to the computer? Because they heard the drinks were on the top shelf of their Facebook wall!
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, “Sure, I’ll just update your status to ‘On a Relationship Break’ on Facebook.”
3. My grandma joined Facebook, and now she thinks LOL means “Lots of Love.” Her condolences are a bit confusing.
4. I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament on Facebook. Turns out, good luck hiding when everyone keeps checking in at every location!
5. I asked my computer for some privacy, and it responded, “Sure, I’ll just post that request on your Facebook wall.”
6. I changed my password to “incorrect.” Now, whenever I forget it, Facebook kindly reminds me, “Your password is incorrect.”
7. Why did the Facebook chef make a terrible employee? He couldn’t stop poking everything in the kitchen!
8. My doctor told me I should watch what I eat. So now, I watch my Facebook feed and try not to devour all the food videos.
9. I told my computer I was feeling nostalgic. It replied, “No problem, I’ll just start showing you your embarrassing Facebook posts from 2009.”
10. I tried to write a novel on Facebook, but it turned into a series of dramatic status updates. Chapter 37: “In a complicated relationship with my novel.”
11. I asked my computer for a romantic dinner date. It suggested I order takeout and set the mood with a candlelit Facebook scrolling session.
12. Why did the Facebook user become a gardener? They wanted to plant some “seeds” of engagement on their posts!
13. I told my computer I needed more space. It said, “No problem, I’ll just delete all those old Facebook friends you never talk to.”
14. I thought I could quit Facebook, but it turns out I’m in a long-term relationship with scrolling and procrastination.
15. I asked my computer for a bedtime story. It started reading my Facebook memories, and now I can’t sleep from all the cringe.
16. Why did the Facebook user bring a pencil to the computer? They wanted to draw more attention to their posts!
17. I told my computer I needed a workout partner. It suggested I add “lifting my fingers to type” to my Facebook activities.
18. I tried to make a sandwich on Facebook. Now, all my friends are commenting, “Looks delicious, but can I get the recipe?”
19. I asked my computer for fashion advice. It recommended updating my profile picture and captioning it, “New look, same old wardrobe.”
20. Why did the Facebook user enroll in comedy school? They wanted to master the art of getting likes without even trying!

1. Why did the computer bring a pencil to Facebook? To draw its friends!
2. What do you call a kid’s favorite button on Facebook? The “like-a-lot” button!
3. Why did the cookie go to Facebook? To update its “crumb” status!
4. How does a kid’s computer communicate on Facebook? In keyboard-to-keyboard talks!
5. What did the teacher say to the Facebook addict kid? “You need a good ‘book’-cation!”
6. Why did the math book join Facebook? To solve its problems!
7. What did the smartphone say to the tablet on Facebook? “You’re my type!”
8. Why did the kid bring a ladder to Facebook? To reach the high notes on their timeline!
9. What did the zero say to the eight on Facebook? “Nice belt!”
10. Why did the computer go to therapy? Too many unresolved issues on Facebook!
11. What do you call a group of musical kids on Facebook? The ‘keyboard’ band!
12. Why did the ghost join Facebook? To connect with its friends from the afterlife!
13. What did the WiFi say to the computer on Facebook? “You complete me!”
14. Why did the teddy bear start a Facebook page? It wanted more ‘bear hugs’!
15. How does a computer get its exercise on Facebook? By doing ‘data’ crunches!
16. Why did the child bring a magnifying glass to Facebook? To get a closer look at their friends!
17. What do you call a kid who’s great at Facebook? A social media ‘wizard’!
18. Why did the tomato turn red on Facebook? It saw the salad dressing!
19. What did one Facebook timeline say to the other? “We need to ‘scroll’ down memory lane!”
20. Why did the computer apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted a byte of the action!

1. Why did the adult’s computer break up with Facebook? It couldn’t handle the constant ‘scrolling’!
2. What did the social media guru say to their date? “Let’s make our relationship ‘Facebook official’ – with a status update!”
3. Why did the adult’s smartphone start a Facebook fan club? It had too many ‘followers’!
4. How do adults on Facebook handle drama? They turn it into a ‘block’-buster movie!
5. What’s an adult’s favorite Facebook workout? The ‘finger exercise’ – scrolling through the newsfeed!
6. Why did the computer file for divorce from Facebook? It caught it flirting with other browsers!
7. What did one Facebook profile say to another? “You’re not my type, but let’s stay connected for networking purposes!”
8. Why did the adult’s computer get a promotion at work? It had excellent ‘desktop’ performance on Facebook!
9. What’s an adult’s favorite Facebook game? “Hide and Seek” – trying to find privacy settings!
10. Why did the adult bring a ladder to Facebook? To ‘rise’ above the social media drama!
11. What did the therapist say to the adult addicted to Facebook? “It’s time for a ‘post’-traumatic stress intervention!”
12. Why did the computer attend a support group for Facebook addicts? It needed a ‘reboot’ from the constant scrolling!
13. What’s an adult’s favorite Facebook workout routine? The ‘like’ button cardio – endless clicks for a healthy heart!
14. Why did the adult’s computer enroll in a dance class? It wanted to master the ‘shuffle’ function on Facebook!
15. What’s an adult’s favorite Facebook pickup line? “Are you a notification? Because you’ve got my attention!”
16. Why did the adult’s computer file a complaint with Facebook? It felt like it was carrying too much ‘baggage’!
17. What did the computer say to Facebook after a long day? “I need a memory refresh and a cache me outside!”
18. Why did the adult’s smartphone apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted a career in ‘mobile’ networking!
19. What’s an adult’s favorite Facebook hobby? ‘Tag’-teaming with friends in photo challenges!
20. Why did the computer bring a GPS to Facebook? It kept getting lost in the friend requests!

1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to Facebook? To reach the higher “likes”!
2. What did the dad say to his computer on Facebook? “You’ve got some great ‘bytes’ of information!”
3. Why did the dad friend request a tree on Facebook? He wanted to branch out his social network!
4. How does a dad react when he sees a funny post on Facebook? He LOLs – Lots Of Laughter!
5. Why did the dad unfriend the bakery on Facebook? Too many “rolls” on the timeline!
6. What did the dad say about his password on Facebook? “It’s like my teenage years – too many changes!”
7. Why did the dad post a photo of a calendar on Facebook? He wanted to share a “throwback”!
8. How does a dad show love on Facebook? He gives it a “dad reaction” – the thumbs-up and a cheesy grin emoji!
9. Why did the dad start a Facebook group for chickens? He wanted to create a “fowl” community!
10. What’s a dad’s favorite Facebook game? FarmVille – he finally gets to be a successful farmer!
11. Why did the dad bring a pencil to Facebook? He wanted to draw more attention to his posts!
12. What did the dad say when he accidentally sent a friend request to his ex on Facebook? “Well, that was an ‘un-ex-pected’ move!”
13. Why did the dad create a Facebook page for his lawnmower? It had a great cutting edge!
14. What’s a dad’s favorite type of Facebook humor? “Dad jokes” – because they’re always in his timeline!
15. Why did the dad bring a GPS to Facebook? He wanted to navigate through the “status updates”!
16. What did the dad comment when his son posted a selfie on Facebook? “Looking sharp, but have you mowed the lawn yet?”
17. Why did the dad create a Facebook event for his broken vacuum cleaner? He wanted to gather some “suck-scription”!
18. How does a dad respond to friend requests from strangers on Facebook? “I don’t know you, but sure, let’s be friends – that’s the ‘dad way’!”
19. Why did the dad post a photo of a sandwich on Facebook? It was a “sub”-tle way to start a conversation!
20. What did the dad say when his computer froze while using Facebook? “Guess it couldn’t handle the ‘dad jokes’ overload!”

1. Why did the cheese get a Facebook account? It wanted to be part of a “gouda” social network!
2. What’s a cheese’s favorite feature on Facebook? The “cheddar chat” for some whey-zy conversations!
3. How does a cheese express its feelings on Facebook? With a heartfelt “I’m feeling extra ‘grate’ today!”
4. What did the cheese say to its friend on Facebook? “You’re my ‘curd’-ially invited guest on my profile!”
5. Why did the cheesy pick-up line go viral on Facebook? Because it was “brie”-lliant!
6. What’s a cheese’s favorite reaction on Facebook? The “smile curdle” emoji!
7. How does a cheese navigate through Facebook? It follows the “swiss-tem” of the timeline!
8. What did the cheese comment on its friend’s vacation photo on Facebook? “You’re looking ‘gouda’ on that beach!”
9. Why did the cheese start a Facebook group for pun enthusiasts? It wanted to create a “feta-stic” community!
10. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of Facebook post? The one that gets the most “provolone”-ged engagements!
11. Why did the cheese unfriend the cracker on Facebook? It couldn’t handle the “sharp” comments!
12. How does a cheese celebrate a milestone on Facebook? With a virtual “cheese-toast”!
13. What did the cheese say about oversharing on Facebook? “Some things are best kept ‘brie’-t!”
14. Why did the cheese write a love letter on Facebook? It wanted to express its “mozza-affection”!
15. What’s a cheese’s favorite Facebook game? “Cheese Crush” – it’s a gouda challenge!
16. How does a cheese react when someone unfollows on Facebook? “Well, that’s a ‘sharp’ turn of events!”
17. What did the cheese say about its Facebook password? “It’s ‘cheddar’ be a secret!”
18. Why did the cheese create a Facebook event for its birthday? It wanted to have a “cheddar party”!
19. What’s a cheese’s favorite Facebook emoji? The “blue cheese” – it’s feeling a little moldy!
20. How does a cheese respond to a compliment on Facebook? “You’re too ‘gouda’ to be true!”

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