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240+ Elmo jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
  2. What did Elmo say to the cookie? “You’re one tough crumb to crack!”
  3. How does Elmo organize his jokes? In a giggle-ary!
  4. Why did Elmo go to space? To visit the planet Mars-hmallow!
  5. What did Elmo say to the computer? “Me think, therefore me am!”
  6. Why did Elmo become a gardener? He wanted to see the flowers tickle!
  7. What’s Elmo’s favorite dance? The Hokey Pokey, but he turns himself around extra fast!
  8. How does Elmo take his coffee? With a side of cookies!
  9. Why did Elmo start a band? He wanted to play the tickle-tar!
  10. What’s Elmo’s favorite subject in school? Giggle-gebra!
  11. Why did Elmo bring a pencil to the cookie jar? To draw out his favorite snacks!
  12. How does Elmo communicate in the dark? He sends messages via tickle-grams!
  13. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of movie? Anything with tickle-twists and turns!
  14. Why did Elmo open a bakery? He kneaded a good laugh!
  15. What’s Elmo’s favorite game at the beach? Sand-tickles!
  16. Why did Elmo take a nap on the math book? He wanted to sleep on his problems!
  17. How does Elmo organize his closet? With tickle-me-elmo-thods!
  18. Why did Elmo become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing tickles!
  19. What’s Elmo’s favorite fruit? Ticklemelons!
  20. Why did Elmo go to the comedy club? To work on his stand-up tickles!
  1. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
  2. What did Elmo say when he crossed the road? “Tickle me surprised, I made it to the other side!”
  3. How does Elmo answer the phone? “Ello, it’s me, Elmo!”
  4. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of music? Wrap! (Rap)
  5. Why did Elmo apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to work on his “cookie” skills!
  6. What did Elmo bring to the picnic? A ticklish pickle!
  7. How does Elmo organize his photos? In his “Elmo-album!”
  8. Why did Elmo become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow a sense of humor!
  9. What’s Elmo’s favorite dance move? The tickle shuffle!
  10. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the comedy show? To make sure he had the best “stand-up” view!
  11. How does Elmo take his coffee? With a side of tickles!
  12. What did Elmo say when he won the lottery? “Tickle me pink, I’m feeling extra fuzzy today!”
  13. Why did Elmo become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
  14. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of magic? Abracadabra-tickles!
  15. Why did Elmo bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw attention!
  16. How does Elmo stay fit? He does the tickle treadmill!
  17. What’s Elmo’s favorite sport? Ticklish-tennis!
  18. Why did Elmo start a band? Because he wanted to play the tickle drums!
  19. What did Elmo say to the joke that made him laugh? “You really tickled my funny bone!”
  20. Why did Elmo become a chef? He wanted to create dishes that were both tasty and ticklish!

  1. Why did Elmo become a mathematician? He wanted to count on his fingers without running out!
  2. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of investment? Tickle stocks – they always go up!
  3. How does Elmo organize his library? With the Dewey Decimal Tickle System!
  4. Why did Elmo start a tech company? He wanted to develop the ultimate tickle app!
  5. What did Elmo say to his philosophy teacher? “Is it possible to tickle and be tickled at the same time?”
  6. Why did Elmo enroll in a cooking class? He wanted to master the art of tickle-o-logy!
  7. What’s Elmo’s favorite literary genre? Ticklish Tales!
  8. How does Elmo solve problems? With a tickle of genius!
  9. Why did Elmo become a detective? He wanted to uncover the mysteries of tickle-crime!
  10. What’s Elmo’s favorite programming language? Tickl++!
  11. Why did Elmo start a podcast? He wanted to explore the world of tickle-lectual conversations!
  12. What’s Elmo’s favorite board game? Tick-tac-toe!
  13. How does Elmo plan his day? With a tickle-tinerary!
  14. Why did Elmo become a scientist? To discover the tickle particle!
  15. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of architecture? Tickleitecture – it always leaves a lasting impression!
  16. Why did Elmo start a fashion line? He wanted to design clothes that were both stylish and ticklish!
  17. How does Elmo handle stress? He practices tickle-yoga!
  18. What did Elmo say to the crossword puzzle? “I’m puzzled, but not tickled!”
  19. Why did Elmo become an environmentalist? He wanted to save the tickle ecosystem!
  20. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of humor? Witty-tickles!
  1. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted the best “stand-up” view!
  2. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of music? Wrap (Rap)!
  3. How does Elmo end a phone call? “Elmo you later!”
  4. Why did Elmo become a gardener? He wanted to grow some laughs!
  5. What’s Elmo’s favorite dance move? The tickle two-step!
  6. Why did Elmo bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw attention!
  7. How does Elmo stay fit? Tickle exercises!
  8. What did Elmo say when he won the lottery? “Tickle me pink, I’m feeling fuzzy-rich!”
  9. Why did Elmo bring a pillow to the interview? He wanted to make a soft impression!
  10. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of movie? Tickledocumentary!
  11. How does Elmo take his coffee? With a side of tickles!
  12. Why did Elmo start a bakery? He wanted to make ticklish pastries!
  13. What did Elmo say to the joke that made him laugh? “You really tickled my funny bone!”
  14. Why did Elmo become a magician? He wanted to pull laughs out of his tickle hat!
  15. What’s Elmo’s favorite game? Tickle, Tackle, Toe!
  16. Why did Elmo become a chef? He wanted to create dishes that were both tasty and ticklish!
  17. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of weather? Ticklurricane!
  18. Why did Elmo start a band? He wanted to play the tickle drums!
  19. What did Elmo say to the joke that made him laugh? “You really tickled my humor nerve!”
  20. Why did Elmo become a pilot? He wanted to take laughter to new heights!

  1. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he wanted to climb up and tickle the funny bone at a higher level!
  2. One day, Elmo walked into a bakery and asked for a ticklish pastry. The baker handed him a cookie, saying, “This one has the perfect amount of chuckles per bite!”
  3. Elmo decided to become a detective to solve the mystery of who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Turns out, it was a plot twist – Cookie Monster framed him!
  4. Elmo enrolled in a philosophy class and asked the professor, “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a ticklish sound?”
  5. Elmo started a band with his Sesame Street friends. Their first hit single was called “Tickle Beats,” and it became an instant sensation on the radio waves.
  6. Elmo opened a tickle-themed amusement park. The roller coasters were designed to make riders giggle uncontrollably, and the funhouse mirrors reflected the silliest versions of everyone.
  7. Elmo decided to become a stand-up comedian. His opening joke was, “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Elmo’s house and share a good laugh!”
  8. Elmo took up painting as a hobby. His masterpiece? A canvas filled with ticklish brushstrokes that left everyone in stitches.
  9. Elmo became a motivational speaker, inspiring others with his catchphrase: “Tickle your dreams until they laugh back at you!”
  10. Elmo invented a new language called “Ticklish.” It involved speaking in tickles, giggles, and laughter. It became so popular that it even had its own dictionary.
  11. Elmo decided to explore space and tickle the stars. He built a tickle-powered rocket and set off on a cosmic journey, leaving behind a trail of laughter in the galaxy.
  12. Elmo started a cooking show where he prepared dishes using unconventional ingredients like laughter, joy, and a pinch of silliness. The show became a hit among foodies and comedy enthusiasts alike.
  13. Elmo entered a talent show with his unique act – juggling ticklish feathers while tap dancing. The audience couldn’t stop laughing, and he took home the grand prize!
  14. Elmo decided to become a time traveler. His favorite era? The “Tickle Renaissance,” where art, culture, and laughter flourished in perfect harmony.
  15. Elmo became a professor at Tickle University, where students major in the science of tickles. His lectures were so amusing that attendance was always at full capacity.
  16. Elmo opened a comedy club exclusively for animals. The main attraction? Stand-up routines by ticklish pandas, chuckling parrots, and guffawing giraffes.
  17. Elmo joined a circus and became the ringmaster of the Ticklish Troupe. Their performances included acrobats doing somersaults and giggling tightrope walkers.
  18. Elmo became a talk show host, interviewing celebrities while sitting on a ticklish couch. The more they laughed, the higher the ratings soared.
  19. Elmo decided to climb Mount Everest and plant a ticklish flag at the summit. Legend has it, the mountain itself burst into laughter.
  20. Elmo hosted a game show where contestants answered questions by telling tickle-worthy jokes. The grand prize? A lifetime supply of laughter!
  1. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  2. What does Elmo say when he tells a secret? “Tickle me if you promise not to laugh!”
  3. How does Elmo answer the phone? “Yellow, it’s Elmo speaking!”
  4. Why did Elmo bring a backpack to the playground? Because he wanted to learn on the swings!
  5. What did Elmo say to the teacher who lost her pen? “Don’t worry, I’ve got a ticklish one you can borrow!”
  6. What’s Elmo’s favorite subject in school? Ticklematics!
  7. Why did Elmo wear a cape to the kindergarten? He wanted to be a “Super Tickle Hero!”
  8. What did Elmo say to his toy when it fell on the floor? “Oopsie-doodle, let’s pick up the giggles!”
  9. How does Elmo make friends at the park? He tickles their fancy!
  10. What did Elmo bring to the picnic? A ticklish sandwich and a side of laughter!
  11. Why did Elmo bring a teddy bear to school? For a little extra “bear” of laughter!
  12. What’s Elmo’s favorite game at recess? Hide and Tickle!
  13. Why did Elmo become a magician? He wanted to make homework disappear with a tickle-wand!
  14. What did Elmo say to the alphabet? “A-B-C-D, tickle me if you see!”
  15. Why did Elmo bring a rubber chicken to show-and-tell? He wanted to lay an egg of laughter!
  16. What’s Elmo’s favorite bedtime story? “Tickle-ella and the Three Giggles!”
  17. Why did Elmo bring a magnifying glass to the library? He wanted to read between the tickle lines!
  18. What did Elmo say to the raincloud? “Tickle me, don’t drizzle on my parade!”
  19. How does Elmo like his pizza? With extra tickle pepperoni!
  20. What did Elmo say when he lost his shoe? “Oh no, I must have stepped in a puddle of giggles!”

  1. Why did Elmo start a wine club? He heard it was a good way to uncork the laughter!
  2. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of wine? Anything with a good ticklish aftertaste!
  3. Why did Elmo bring a magnifying glass to the cocktail party? He wanted to find the hidden tickle flavors!
  4. How does Elmo take his coffee? With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of tickles!
  5. Why did Elmo become a detective? He wanted to solve the case of the missing punchline!
  6. What’s Elmo’s favorite cocktail? The Tickle-tini – shaken, not stirred!
  7. Why did Elmo become a chef? He wanted to create dishes that were both tasty and ticklish, just like his jokes!
  8. What did Elmo say at the comedy club? “I’m here to tickle your funny bone, not your Elmo-tions!”
  9. Why did Elmo bring a suitcase to the party? He wanted to pack in the laughs!
  10. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of humor? Dry wit with a side of tickles!
  11. Why did Elmo start a book club? He wanted to discuss literature with a sophisticated touch of silliness!
  12. What did Elmo say when asked about his stand-up routine? “It’s like a fine wine – gets better with each ticklish sip!”
  13. Why did Elmo join the adult spelling bee? He wanted to show off his talent for spelling “laughter” in ten different languages!
  14. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of art? Ticklism – painting with laughter!
  15. Why did Elmo become a wine connoisseur? He wanted to appreciate the nuanced flavors of both wine and humor!
  16. What did Elmo say at the sophisticated dinner party? “Excuse me, but can we pass the ticklish conversation along with the appetizers?”
  17. Why did Elmo bring a notepad to the comedy show? He wanted to jot down the punchlines that really tickled his fancy!
  18. What’s Elmo’s favorite genre of movies? Tickledramas – because life is better with a touch of humor!
  19. Why did Elmo become a sommelier? He wanted to pair the perfect wine with the perfect punchline!
  20. What did Elmo say to his friend who didn’t get the joke? “Looks like your laughter subscription needs a renewal!”
  1. Why did Elmo become a stand-up comedian? Because he wanted to be the punchline king in the Sesame Kingdom!
  2. What’s Elmo’s favorite snack? Ticklenuts! (Peanuts)
  3. Why did Elmo bring a ladder to the joke-telling contest? He wanted to take his humor to the next level!
  4. What’s Elmo’s favorite TV show? The Tickle Show, of course – it’s always rib-tickling!
  5. Why did Elmo become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow some dad jokes!
  6. What did Elmo say when he told a joke underwater? “I’m all washed up in laughter!”
  7. Why did Elmo start a bakery? He kneaded the dough for his puns!
  8. How does Elmo organize his jokes? In a tickle file!
  9. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of shoe? Loafers – because they’re always a step away from laughter!
  10. Why did Elmo become a detective? To solve the case of the missing punchline – it was a real dad joke mystery!
  11. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of music? Ticklish tunes – they always hit the right chord!
  12. Why did Elmo bring a pencil to the comedy club? In case he wanted to draw some laughs!
  13. What did Elmo say when he saw a banana peel? “Looks like someone slipped on a peel of tickles!”
  14. Why did Elmo bring a notebook to the joke marathon? He wanted to jot down the punniest moments!
  15. What’s Elmo’s favorite holiday? April Tickles’ Day – the perfect time for dad jokes!
  16. Why did Elmo become a chef? He wanted to spice up his jokes with a dash of humor!
  17. What did Elmo say to his friend who told a bad joke? “You really nailed the ‘dad’ part of that one!”
  18. Why did Elmo bring a camera to the comedy show? To capture the Kodak moments of laughter!
  19. What’s Elmo’s favorite type of tree? A jokester – it’s always branching out into dad jokes!
  20. Why did Elmo become a magician? Because he wanted to pull dad jokes out of his hat!

  1. What did Elmo say when he started a cheese shop? “Say cheese, it’s gouda times ahead!”
  2. Why did Elmo become a cheese sculptor? He wanted to mold laughter into cheddar art!
  3. How does Elmo like his grilled cheese? Extra tickly!
  4. What did Elmo say when he opened a cheese-themed amusement park? “Get ready for the ride of your bries!”
  5. Why did Elmo bring a slice of cheese to the comedy club? Because he wanted to add some extra “cheddar” to the punchlines!
  6. What’s Elmo’s favorite cheese-related movie? “The Tickle of Monte Cristo!”
  7. Why did Elmo become a DJ at the cheese party? He wanted to turn up the “queso” beats!
  8. What did Elmo say when he found the perfect cheese joke? “This one is grate!”
  9. Why did Elmo bring a cheese wheel to the picnic? He wanted to roll out the laughs!
  10. What did Elmo say when asked about his cheese collection? “It’s feta-stic, with a touch of gouda humor!”
  11. Why did Elmo become a cheese scientist? He wanted to discover the secret to the ultimate tickle-aged cheddar!
  12. How does Elmo rate his jokes? On a scale of one to “cheddar-tastic!”
  13. What did Elmo say to the cheeseburger? “You’re a real patty-cake of cheesy goodness!”
  14. Why did Elmo become a comedian at the cheese factory? Because he wanted to curdle your laughter!
  15. What did Elmo say to his friend who didn’t like cheese jokes? “Well, that’s just not gouda-nough for me!”
  16. Why did Elmo bring a cheeseboard to the talent show? He wanted to display his “brie”-lliant performance!
  17. What’s Elmo’s favorite cheese-based game? Gouda old-fashioned charades!
  18. Why did Elmo become a cheese astronaut? He wanted to explore the Milky Way with a side of laughter!
  19. What did Elmo say when he made a cheesy mistake? “Oops, that was a gouda one!”
  20. Why did Elmo become a cheese poet? He wanted to rhyme his whey into your heart!

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