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1. Why did the Ebola virus go to school? Because it wanted to improve its “cell-fie”!
2. What did one Ebola virus say to the other at the party? “Let’s spread some ‘disease’ around the dance floor!”
3. Why did the Ebola virus break up with its girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle its “contagious” personality!
4. How does Ebola like its coffee? With a little “viral” touch!
5. Why did the Ebola virus go to the comedy club? Because it heard laughter was the best “infection”!
6. What did the Ebola virus say to the mosquito? “You’re my carrier of love!”
7. Why did the Ebola virus fail the exam? Because it couldn’t “contain” itself!
8. What’s Ebola’s favorite game? “Spread and Seek”!
9. Why don’t Ebola viruses make good comedians? Because their jokes are too “contagious”!
10. What’s Ebola’s favorite subject in school? “Bio-hazard Chemistry”!
11. Why did the Ebola virus get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to “spread” the fun!
12. How does Ebola like to travel? “Infectiously”!
13. Why did the Ebola virus go to the beach? Because it wanted to catch some “rays”!
14. What did the Ebola virus say to the immune system? “You can’t handle the truth!”
15. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible dancer? Because it had too much “cell”-f consciousness!
16. What’s Ebola’s favorite hobby? “Viral marketing”!
17. Why did the Ebola virus go to space? Because it heard there was “zero gravity” for spreading!
18. What did the Ebola virus wear to the costume party? A “contagious” disguise!
19. Why did the Ebola virus get kicked out of the bar? Because it kept “spreading rumors”!
20. What did one Ebola virus say to the other in the bloodstream? “Let’s make this place a ‘viral’ sensation!”

1. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always gets found too easily!
2. What do you call a nervous Ebola virus? An “Ebo-laugh”!
3. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible singer? Because it could only hit the high “fevers”!
4. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite type of music? Conta-groove!
5. Why did the Ebola virus fail its driving test? Because it couldn’t stay in its “lane” of infection!
6. What did one Ebola virus say to the other when they got separated? “We need to ‘reunite’ our infectious selves!”
7. Why was the Ebola virus always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “spread” joy!
8. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Quarantine”!
9. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to play cards? Because it didn’t want to deal with the “contagious” winning streak!
10. What’s Ebola’s favorite sport? “Contagious Basketball”!
11. Why did the Ebola virus get kicked out of the computer? Because it kept downloading “infected files”!
12. What do you call a sneezing Ebola virus? A “viral burst”!
13. Why did the Ebola virus start a band? Because it wanted to go on a “viral tour”!
14. What did one Ebola virus say to the other in the petri dish? “I’m feeling ‘viral’ today!”
15. Why did the Ebola virus go to therapy? Because it had “attachment issues” with its host!
16. What’s Ebola’s favorite board game? “Contagionopoly”!
17. Why did the Ebola virus go to the comedy club? Because it heard laughter was the best “infectious agent”!
18. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite dessert? Contagion-fruit pie!
19. Why did the Ebola virus go to the beach? To catch some “viral waves”!
20. What did one Ebola virus say to the other when they were feeling down? “Let’s spread some ‘positivity’!”

1. Why did the Ebola virus never win at poker? Because it always had a “tell-tale” rash!
2. What did the Ebola virus major in at university? Patho-genius!
3. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to share its secrets? Because it believed in “viral non-disclosure”!
4. What do you call an Ebola virus with a Ph.D.? A doctor of contagionology!
5. Why was the Ebola virus the best at math? Because it could multiply faster than any other organism!
6. How did the Ebola virus become so popular? It had a knack for “viral marketing”!
7. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite literary genre? Contagious fiction!
8. Why did the Ebola virus go to therapy? To confront its “deep-seated” fears!
9. Why did the Ebola virus become a fashion designer? It had an eye for “infectious style”!
10. What did one Ebola virus say to the other about their competition? “We need to ‘out-viral’ them!”
11. Why was the Ebola virus always the life of the party? Because it had a contagious sense of humor!
12. How did the Ebola virus get so good at networking? It knew how to spread connections!
13. What’s Ebola’s favorite type of literature? “Contagious thrillers”!
14. Why did the Ebola virus invest in stocks? It believed in “viral growth”!
15. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite hobby? “Microbial chess”!
16. Why did the Ebola virus write a memoir? To share its “infectious journey”!
17. Why did the Ebola virus go to culinary school? To master the art of “contagious cooking”!
18. What did one Ebola virus say to the other about their competition? “Let’s show them what true ‘viral supremacy’ looks like!”
19. Why did the Ebola virus start a band? It wanted to spread its “contagious rhythms”!
20. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite movie? “Contagion: The Musical”!

1. Why did the Ebola virus break up with its girlfriend? It needed more space!
2. What do you call a lazy Ebola virus? A procrastinator!
3. Why did the Ebola virus go to school? To get better grades!
4. Why was the Ebola virus banned from the library? It refused to return its books!
5. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite game? Contagious tag!
6. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to share its snacks? It was feeling a bit “self-contained”!
7. Why did the Ebola virus fail art class? It couldn’t draw blood!
8. Why did the Ebola virus go to the party alone? It didn’t want to bring anyone down!
9. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite dance move? The infectious shuffle!
10. Why did the Ebola virus go to the beach? To catch some waves!
11. What did one Ebola virus say to the other in the petri dish? “We’re in this agar-ther!”
12. Why did the Ebola virus go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit under the weather!
13. Why did the Ebola virus go to space? It wanted to be a star!
14. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite movie genre? Outbreak comedies!
15. Why did the Ebola virus bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the high shelf!
16. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite subject in school? Contagious history!
17. Why did the Ebola virus get kicked out of the bar? It couldn’t handle its shots!
18. Why did the Ebola virus start a band? It wanted to go viral!
19. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite board game? Pandemic!
20. Why did the Ebola virus get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!

1. Why did the Ebola virus go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to be a real “class” act!
2. What did the Ebola virus say to the flu? “You think you’re contagious? Hold my protein coat!”
3. Why did the Ebola virus break up with the common cold? It said, “You’re too mainstream, I need someone with a more unique strain!”
4. How does the Ebola virus like its coffee? Contaminated!
5. Why was the Ebola virus always invited to parties? Because it knew how to spread some serious “viral” dance moves!
6. What did one Ebola virus say to the other during a game of poker? “I’m all in, and I don’t bluff – unlike some other viruses!”
7. Why did the Ebola virus go to therapy? It needed to talk about its “cellf” issues!
8. Why don’t Ebola viruses ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always visible under a microscope!
9. How did the Ebola virus feel after a long day of infecting cells? “I’m feeling a bit drained, but hey, it’s all in a day’s work!”
10. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible comedian? Because its jokes were always too infectious!
11. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite type of music? Contagious beats!
12. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to take the subway? It didn’t want to catch anything!
13. What did the Ebola virus say to the immune system? “You can try to fight me off, but resistance is futile!”
14. Why was the Ebola virus jealous of the computer virus? Because it could infect millions with just a click!
15. How did the Ebola virus introduce itself at the party? “Hi, I’m Ebola – here to make an unforgettable entrance!”
16. Why was the Ebola virus so good at math? It had a knack for exponential growth!
17. What did the Ebola virus do when it couldn’t find a host? It had a cell-fie photoshoot!
18. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible gardener? Because it couldn’t stop its plants from getting sick!
19. How does the Ebola virus keep in touch with friends? It sends “viral” texts!
20. What did the Ebola virus say to the mosquito? “Thanks for the lift – now let’s go infect some more hosts!”

1. Why did the Ebola virus fail its math test? Because it couldn’t multiply without a host!
2. What did the Ebola virus say to the other virus at school? “Let’s infect the playground with some fun!”
3. Why was the Ebola virus the star of the science fair? Because it had the most “contagious” project!
4. How does the Ebola virus like to play hide and seek? It hides in the bloodstream and seeks out cells to infect!
5. Why did the Ebola virus bring a ladder to school? It heard the competition was high!
6. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite subject? Biology – it’s all about the cells!
7. Why was the Ebola virus always picked last for sports? Because it was too good at spreading itself thin!
8. How does the Ebola virus do its homework? It uses a “viral” search engine!
9. Why did the Ebola virus go to summer camp? To infect-tain itself!
10. What did the Ebola virus say to the teacher? “I promise I won’t be absent – I’ll make sure to bring a friend along!”
11. Why was the Ebola virus good at art class? Because it had a knack for drawing blood!
12. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite game? Contagious Monopoly – it loves taking over territories!
13. Why was the Ebola virus afraid of the dark? It didn’t want to catch anything lurking in the shadows!
14. What did the Ebola virus do when it was bored? It organized a “sick” party in the bloodstream!
15. Why did the Ebola virus join the school band? It wanted to spread some infectious tunes!
16. How does the Ebola virus get to school? On the “viral” bus, of course!
17. Why did the Ebola virus get detention? It couldn’t stop “cell”ing out in class!
18. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite sport? Contagious dodgeball – it loves dodging antibodies!
19. Why was the Ebola virus always the teacher’s pet? Because it knew how to “cell” its achievements!
20. How does the Ebola virus stay organized? It keeps a “viral” planner!

1. Why did the Ebola virus go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want to risk catching feelings!
2. What did the Ebola virus say to the bartender? “Give me something strong – I’m looking for a real viral sensation!”
3. Why was the Ebola virus always the life of the party? Because it knew how to spread some serious excitement!
4. How does the Ebola virus like its relationships? Short-term and highly contagious!
5. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to settle down? It said, “I’m too infectious to commit!”
6. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a host cell? Because I’d love to infect you!”
7. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible date? Because it always brought the mood down!
8. How does the Ebola virus handle rejection? It moves on quickly – there are plenty of other cells in the bloodstream!
9. Why did the Ebola virus break up with its ex? It said, “You were too immune to my charms!”
10. What’s the Ebola virus’s idea of a romantic evening? A candlelit dinner followed by some viral replication!
11. Why did the Ebola virus join a dating app? It wanted to spread its love – and its symptoms!
12. How does the Ebola virus deal with heartbreak? It says, “There are plenty of other hosts in the body!”
13. Why was the Ebola virus always the center of attention? Because it knew how to make an entrance – and an exit!
14. What did the Ebola virus say to its crush? “You make my protein coat go viral!”
15. Why was the Ebola virus’s love life like a rollercoaster? Because it had its ups and downs, but it always left an impact!
16. How does the Ebola virus handle jealousy? It spreads itself thinner – there’s no room for envy in the bloodstream!
17. Why did the Ebola virus ghost its date? It said, “I didn’t want to infect their emotions!”
18. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite romantic movie? “Contagion” – it loves a good outbreak!
19. Why did the Ebola virus avoid commitment? It said, “I’m too virulent for a monogamous relationship!”
20. How does the Ebola virus flirt? With infectious charm and a killer smile!

1. Why did the Ebola virus fail its driving test? Because it couldn’t stay in its lane – it kept spreading everywhere!
2. What did the Ebola virus say to its kids? “Remember, always wash your hands before and after infecting someone!”
3. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible comedian? Because its jokes always left everyone feeling feverish!
4. How does the Ebola virus like its steak? Well-done, just like its viral replication!
5. Why was the Ebola virus always the designated driver? Because it knew the dangers of spreading too fast!
6. What did the Ebola virus say when it couldn’t find its keys? “I must be losing my viral load!”
7. Why did the Ebola virus go to school with its kids? It wanted to make sure they were properly educated about infectious diseases!
8. How does the Ebola virus handle a crisis? It keeps calm and virulent!
9. Why was the Ebola virus terrible at poker? Because it always gave away its hand – and its proteins!
10. What did the Ebola virus say when it bumped into an old friend? “Long time, no infect!”
11. Why did the Ebola virus become a chef? It said, “I love cooking up some serious contagion!”
12. How does the Ebola virus fix a leaky faucet? It calls a plumber – it’s too busy infecting cells!
13. Why was the Ebola virus always the center of attention at family gatherings? Because it had a knack for making everyone feel feverish!
14. What did the Ebola virus say to its kid who wanted to be a doctor? “Follow your dreams, just don’t forget to sterilize!”
15. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to take a sick day? It said, “I’ve got too many cells to infect – no time for rest!”
16. How does the Ebola virus like its eggs? With a side of viral particles!
17. Why was the Ebola virus a terrible gardener? Because it couldn’t stop its plants from catching a viral infection!
18. What did the Ebola virus say to its teenager who wanted to skip school? “Nice try, but you can’t out-infect me!”
19. Why was the Ebola virus always the one to drive during family road trips? Because it knew the importance of controlling the spread!
20. How does the Ebola virus celebrate Father’s Day? With a viral barbecue and some infectious bonding time!

1. Why did the Ebola virus break up with its partner? It said, “Our relationship is too contagious, we need to spread our love elsewhere!”
2. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite dance move? The contagion cha-cha!
3. Why did the Ebola virus go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be an “epicenter” of fun!
4. What did the Ebola virus say to the flu? “You make me feel all warm and feverish inside!”
5. How does the Ebola virus take its coffee? With a side of viral particles and a splash of cream!
6. Why did the Ebola virus go to the comedy club? It wanted to spread some infectious laughter!
7. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite dessert? Contagious cheesecake!
8. Why was the Ebola virus always the star of the show? Because it knew how to spread some serious drama!
9. How does the Ebola virus like its pizza? Extra infectious and topped with viral proteins!
10. Why did the Ebola virus refuse to play cards? Because it couldn’t handle the “high-stakes” game!
11. What did the Ebola virus say to its crush? “You make my protein coat go viral!”
12. How does the Ebola virus flirt? With infectious charm and a contagious smile!
13. Why was the Ebola virus always invited to parties? Because it knew how to spread some serious “viral” dance moves!
14. What’s the Ebola virus’s favorite type of music? Contagious beats!
15. Why was the Ebola virus so good at math? It had a knack for exponential growth!
16. How did the Ebola virus introduce itself at the party? “Hi, I’m Ebola – here to make an unforgettable entrance!”
17. Why did the Ebola virus join the circus? It wanted to be the ringmaster of contagion!
18. What did the Ebola virus say to the immune system? “You can try to fight me off, but resistance is futile!”
19. Why was the Ebola virus jealous of the computer virus? Because it could infect millions with just a click!
20. What did the Ebola virus do when it couldn’t find a host? It had a cell-fie photoshoot!

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