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1. Why did the flag get a job? It wanted to wave goodbye to unemployment.
2. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It found someone who could sweep it off its feet.
4. What do you call a flag that can sing? A national anthem.
5. Why did the flag go to school? To get more education in waving.
6. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? A fl-animated film.
7. Why did the flag sit on the plane’s wing? It wanted to take a flag-tastic journey.
8. What’s a flag’s favorite music genre? Wave music.
9. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many issues with pole dancing.
10. Why did the flag cross the road? To show its colors on the other side.
11. What’s a flag’s favorite dance? The wave.
12. Why don’t flags ever get lost? They always stay on the right path.
13. What’s a flag’s favorite snack? Wavy chips.
14. Why was the flag always calm? It knew how to stay grounded.
15. Why did the flag go to the party? It wanted to raise the roof.
16. Why was the flag a good listener? It always stood still and paid attention.
17. What did the flag say at the end of the race? “I’ve been waving for you!”
18. Why do flags make good friends? They never let you down.
19. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course.
20. Why did the flag stay home? It was feeling a bit under the weather.

1. Why did the flag get a job? It wanted to wave goodbye to unemployment.
2. What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why did the flag break up with the pole? It found someone who could sweep it off its feet.
4. What do you call a flag that can sing? A national anthem.
5. Why did the flag go to school? To get more education in waving.
6. What’s a flag’s favorite type of movie? A fl-animated film.
7. Why did the flag sit on the plane’s wing? It wanted to take a flag-tastic journey.
8. What’s a flag’s favorite music genre? Wave music.
9. Why did the flag go to therapy? It had too many issues with pole dancing.
10. Why did the flag cross the road? To show its colors on the other side.
11. What’s a flag’s favorite dance? The wave.
12. Why don’t flags ever get lost? They always stay on the right path.
13. What’s a flag’s favorite snack? Wavy chips.
14. Why was the flag always calm? It knew how to stay grounded.
15. Why did the flag go to the party? It wanted to raise the roof.
16. Why was the flag a good listener? It always stood still and paid attention.
17. What did the flag say at the end of the race? “I’ve been waving for you!”
18. Why do flags make good friends? They never let you down.
19. What’s a flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course.
20. Why did the flag stay home? It was feeling a bit under the weather.

1. Why did the dyslexic chef become a cannibal? He heard it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there!
2. How does a dyslexic pirate greet people? “R!”
3. Why did the dyslexic mathematician throw his calculator away? He wanted to find peace in a world without “sin”.
4. What did the dyslexic computer programmer say? “I love coding, especially in Python – or is it Pyhton?”
5. Why did the dyslexic astronaut refuse to go to space? Too many “stars” to navigate!
6. How did the dyslexic poet express love? “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m dyslexic, hey, at least I’m true.”
7. What’s a dyslexic vampire’s favorite drink? Tomato “blood”!
8. Why did the dyslexic zombie get kicked out of the graveyard? He kept rising from the “dead” instead of the “bed”.
9. What do you call a dyslexic comedian? A standup “commedian”.
10. Why did the dyslexic cat become a DJ? It wanted to mix up the “tuna” with the “beat”.
11. How does a dyslexic person answer the phone? “Hell… oh wait, I mean hello!”
12. What’s a dyslexic’s favorite board game? “Sorry, not sorry.”
13. Why did the dyslexic gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a “power plant”.
14. What’s a dyslexic’s favorite dance move? The “dys-co shuffle”.
15. Why did the dyslexic detective solve crimes in reverse? He wanted to “live” in the moment.
16. What’s a dyslexic superhero’s catchphrase? “Avengrs assemble!”
17. Why did the dyslexic comedian become a gardener? He wanted to “grow” his career.
18. How does a dyslexic artist sign their paintings? “Picasso” – or is it “Piccasso”?
19. What’s a dyslexic’s favorite movie? “Star Wars” – May the “orce” be with you!
20. Why did the dyslexic astronaut refuse to use the rocket? Too many “blasts from the past”!

1. Why did the dyslexic cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. How does a dyslexic programmer code? “if(not dog) {bark();}”
3. What did the dyslexic dog say to its owner? “I love you to the moon and bork!”
4. Why did the dyslexic vampire get lost in the city? He couldn’t find his way to “the vein” street!
5. What’s a dyslexic’s favorite game at the casino? “Craps” or is it “Scarps”?
6. Why did the dyslexic comedian bomb on stage? He told the punchline first!
7. How does a dyslexic spell “LOL”? “OLL.”
8. What’s a dyslexic ghost’s favorite word? “Boo” or is it “Ob”?!
9. Why did the dyslexic chef become a chaos in the kitchen? He kept mixing up the “sugar” and the “grusar”.
10. What’s a dyslexic wizard’s favorite spell? “Expelliarmus” or is it “Armsexpellius”?
11. Why did the dyslexic astronaut bring a blender to space? He wanted to make “smooth gravity”.
12. How does a dyslexic exercise at the gym? “Lifting wights” instead of “lifting weights”.
13. What’s a dyslexic pirate’s favorite letter? “R” or is it “Aarrrr”?
14. Why did the dyslexic mathematician become a gardener? He wanted to “grow” his roots.
15. How does a dyslexic superhero introduce themselves? “I’m Marvelous!” or is it “Marvleous”?
16. Why did the dyslexic time traveler refuse to visit the Renaissance? Too many “seknaciser” issues!
17. What’s a dyslexic’s favorite music genre? “Rock” or is it “Kcor”?
18. Why did the dyslexic comedian go to therapy? He needed help with his “stand-up” comedy.
19. How does a dyslexic pirate type? With his “Crrrrrrrewsor”!
20. Why did the dyslexic detective become a florist? He wanted to “solve” the case of the missing roses.

21. Why did the flag go to school? To improve its waving skills.
22. What do you get if you cross a flag with a chocolate bar? A sweet wave.
23. Why did the flag apply for a new job? It wanted to raise the stakes.
24. What’s a flag’s favorite exercise? The flagpole climb.
25. Why don’t flags ever get tired? They’re always in high spirits.
26. Why was the flag always happy? It had a waving personality.
27. What do you call a flag that’s always correct? An accurate-flag.
28. Why was the flag a good detective? It could always spot the problem.
29. What’s a flag’s favorite season? Spring, because it loves a good breeze.
30. What do you call a flag with no colors? A blank canvas.
31. Why did the flag take a nap? It was feeling a little hoist-ed.
32. What’s a flag’s favorite fruit? A flag-berry.
33. Why did the flag join a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
34. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Independence Day.
35. Why was the flag good at math? It knew all the angles.
36. What did the flag say to its therapist? “I’m feeling a bit flat.”
37. Why did the flag refuse to run? It was afraid of getting torn.
38. What’s a flag’s favorite drink? Root beer float.
39. Why did the flag go to the library? To check out some waving techniques.
40. Why do flags never gossip? They always stick to the facts.

1. Why did the dyslexic philosopher ponder the meaning of “life” and “file”? He couldn’t distinguish between documents and existential questions!
2. How did the dyslexic architect design buildings? By constantly flipping the blueprints and calling it “archi-texture.”
3. What did the dyslexic author write about parallel universes? “In one world, everything is clear; in the other, it’s all a mix of wrods.”
4. Why did the dyslexic mathematician excel at geometry? Because circles are always “well-rounded” no matter how you spell them!
5. How does a dyslexic musician compose symphonies? By rearranging the notes and creating “sonyphmies.”
6. Why did the dyslexic detective solve crimes in reverse? He believed in “de-solving” mysteries!
7. What’s a dyslexic engineer’s favorite tool? The “screwdriver” or is it the “driver-screw”?
8. Why did the dyslexic inventor create a time machine? He thought it would help him “live in the now in the past.”
9. How does a dyslexic linguist appreciate language? By embracing the beauty of “lexdysia.”
10. Why did the dyslexic scientist become an alchemist? He wanted to turn “lead” into “deaf.”
11. What’s a dyslexic comedian’s secret to success? Timing and the element of “suprise!”
12. Why did the dyslexic chef excel at fusion cuisine? His recipes were a blend of “flavors” and “favorls.”
13. How does a dyslexic botanist study plants? By embracing the concept of “flowrs” and “worlds.”
14. Why did the dyslexic astronomer study constellations? They wanted to decipher the “stasr” patterns in the night sky.
15. What’s a dyslexic detective’s favorite type of crime? The “whodunnit” or is it the “itwhodunn”?
16. Why did the dyslexic fashion designer create unique clothing patterns? They believed in the beauty of “styel” over style.
17. How does a dyslexic gamer conquer challenges? By turning “levels” into “slevels.”
18. Why did the dyslexic comedian perform in reverse? To prove that jokes are just as funny “backwadrs.”
19. What’s a dyslexic mathematician’s favorite theorem? “Pythogoras” or is it “Pythorogas”?
20. Why did the dyslexic artist excel at abstract paintings? They found beauty in the chaos of “colros” and “rocls.”

1. Why did the dyslexic bee bring a pencil to the hive? It wanted to “bee” a good speller!
2. How does a dyslexic rooster crow? “Cocodoodle-doo” or is it “Doodlecocodoo”?
3. What’s a dyslexic vampire’s favorite snack? “Otoblood” instead of “blood.”
4. Why did the dyslexic comedian become a baker? They kneaded a good laugh!
5. What’s a dyslexic superhero’s catchphrase? “Avengrs assemble!”
6. Why did the dyslexic cat chase its tail in circles? It thought it was a “rat.”
7. How does a dyslexic wizard cast spells? “Expecto Patronum” or is it “Extempo Patronus”?
8. Why did the dyslexic astronaut wear a helmet? To protect themselves from “alien” invasions!
9. What’s a dyslexic pirate’s favorite letter? “Aarrrr” or is it “R”?
10. Why did the dyslexic gardener plant light bulbs? They wanted to “grow” a power plant!
11. How does a dyslexic comedian start a joke? With the punchline, of course!
12. Why did the dyslexic time traveler go to the dinosaur era? They wanted to see “t-rex” spelled backward!
13. What’s a dyslexic detective’s favorite mystery? The one where they find “clues” in the “cules.”
14. Why did the dyslexic mathematician become a tour guide? They were great at “calculating” distances.
15. How does a dyslexic musician play the piano? By hitting all the “right” notes, just not necessarily in the “right” order!
16. Why did the dyslexic comedian go to therapy? They needed help with their “standup” comedy.
17. What’s a dyslexic ghost’s favorite word? “Boo” or is it “Ob”?
18. Why did the dyslexic artist paint with abstract shapes? They believed in the beauty of “colros” and “rocls.”
19. How does a dyslexic athlete run a marathon? One “mile” at a time, or is it “elmia”?
20. Why did the dyslexic robot join a band? It wanted to play the “guitar” or is it the “ratuig”?

21. Why did the flag go to school? To improve its waving skills.
22. What do you get if you cross a flag with a chocolate bar? A sweet wave.
23. Why did the flag apply for a new job? It wanted to raise the stakes.
24. What’s a flag’s favorite exercise? The flagpole climb.
25. Why don’t flags ever get tired? They’re always in high spirits.
26. Why was the flag always happy? It had a waving personality.
27. What do you call a flag that’s always correct? An accurate-flag.
28. Why was the flag a good detective? It could always spot the problem.
29. What’s a flag’s favorite season? Spring, because it loves a good breeze.
30. What do you call a flag with no colors? A blank canvas.
31. Why did the flag take a nap? It was feeling a little hoist-ed.
32. What’s a flag’s favorite fruit? A flag-berry.
33. Why did the flag join a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
34. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday? Independence Day.
35. Why was the flag good at math? It knew all the angles.
36. What did the flag say to its therapist? “I’m feeling a bit flat.”
37. Why did the flag refuse to run? It was afraid of getting torn.
38. What’s a flag’s favorite drink? Root beer float.
39. Why did the flag go to the library? To check out some waving techniques.
40. Why do flags never gossip? They always stick to the facts.

1. Why did the dyslexic student bring a ladder to class? They heard it was high-school!
2. How did the dyslexic photographer become a sensation? They accidentally took a “perfectly blurred” photo and called it modern art!
3. What happened when the dyslexic astronomer looked through a telescope? They discovered a new planet and named it “Uranus” but spelled it backward!
4. Why did the dyslexic chef quit their job at the fancy restaurant? The menu was too “complicated” with all those “dessserts” and “tirds”!
5. How does a dyslexic pirate organize a treasure hunt? They bury the “X” marks the spot in completely random locations and call it a “trasure” hunt!
6. What did the dyslexic poet write about their struggles? “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m dyslexic, so this poem is too!”
7. Why did the dyslexic musician start a band with alligators? They heard they were great at playing the “gatar”!
8. How does a dyslexic inventor create new gadgets? By combining parts from different inventions and calling it a “mashine”!
9. Why did the dyslexic time traveler go to the Renaissance? They wanted to witness the “age of dyslexiarnassance”!
10. What’s a dyslexic superhero’s weakness? They can’t spell “kryptonite” correctly!
11. How does a dyslexic archaeologist decipher ancient hieroglyphics? They rearrange the symbols until it forms a “secret dyslexic code”!
12. Why did the dyslexic magician have a tough time with card tricks? They always ended up pulling a “rabbit out of a hat” instead of a “tabbit”!
13. What’s a dyslexic mathematician’s favorite equation? 2 + 2 = “Fish” or is it “Four”?
14. Why did the dyslexic stand-up comedian have the audience in stitches? They accidentally started with the punchline and worked backward, creating a “stand-down” comedy!
15. How did the dyslexic detective solve the mystery of the missing vowels? They found them in a “voyel” vault!
16. Why did the dyslexic bird refuse to sing in the spelling bee? It didn’t want to “tweat” the wrong notes!
17. What’s a dyslexic scientist’s favorite experiment? Mixing up chemicals randomly and hoping for a “lab explosion” or is it a “balplosion”?
18. Why did the dyslexic marathon runner stop at every “elmia”? They thought it was a mile marker!
19. How did the dyslexic fashion designer create their signature style? They sewed the clothes inside out and called it “fashino”!
20. What’s a dyslexic chef’s secret ingredient? “Salt” or is it “Slta”?

1. Why did the dyslexic kid take a ladder to school? They heard it was high school!
2. How does a dyslexic octopus write? With many “armscils”!
3. What’s a dyslexic cow’s favorite subject? “Moo-sic”!
4. Why did the dyslexic student bring a skateboard to class? They wanted to “roll” through the lessons!
5. What’s a dyslexic bunny’s favorite game? “Hopscotch” or is it “Scotchhop”?
6. Why did the dyslexic frog bring a dictionary to the pond? To help with “rib-bit” spelling!
7. What did the dyslexic bee say to the flower? “Blossom, I love your petasl” or is it “petals”?
8. Why did the dyslexic pirate become a kindergarten teacher? They loved teaching the alphabet, especially the letter “R” or is it “Aarrr”?
9. How does a dyslexic superhero fly? With their “caper” instead of their “cape”!
10. Why did the dyslexic kitten become a magician? It loved to make “puddles” disappear!
11. What’s a dyslexic puppy’s favorite game? “Fetch” or is it “Tchef”?
12. Why did the dyslexic toddler bring a shovel to the sandbox? They wanted to “dig” for the buried treasure!
13. How did the dyslexic teddy bear learn the alphabet? By “hugging” the letters one by one!
14. What’s a dyslexic dinosaur’s favorite letter? “Rex” or is it “Xer”?
15. Why did the dyslexic robot go to school? To learn “byte-sized” information!
16. How does a dyslexic astronaut eat? They enjoy “space food” or is it “food space”?
17. Why did the dyslexic snowman bring a carrot to school? It wanted to learn about “carrots” or is it “ratocs”?
18. What’s a dyslexic giraffe’s favorite subject? “Heights” or is it “Thgiseh”?
19. Why did the dyslexic bird bring a notebook to the tree? It wanted to “tweet” its thoughts or is it “tweat”?
20. How does a dyslexic fish count? By swimming in “school” or is it “loohcs”?

41. Why did the flag go to the party alone? It wanted to make a grand entrance.
42. What’s a flag’s favorite mode of transportation? The flag-pole vault.
43. Why was the flag always invited to weddings? It knew how to dress for the occasion.
44. What’s a flag’s favorite board game? Capture the Flag.
45. Why was the flag always calm during storms? It had a strong sense of resilience.
46. What’s a flag’s favorite bedtime story? “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
47. Why was the flag great at fishing? It knew how to catch the current.
48. What’s a flag’s favorite TV show? “Flagging Interest.”
49. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves.
50. What’s a flag’s favorite dessert? Waving pie.
51. Why was the flag always confident? It knew how to stand tall.
52. What do you call a flag in a hurry? A flag in a flurry.
53. Why did the flag bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the fabric of conversation.
54. What’s a flag’s favorite accessory? Windsocks.
55. Why did the flag sit at the front of the class? It wanted to lead by example.
56. What do you get when you cross a flag with a computer? A website banner.
57. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
58. What’s a flag’s favorite TV channel? The Flag Channel.
59. Why was the flag always punctual? It knew how to raise the alarm.
60. What did the flag say when it got a promotion? “I’m on top of the world!”

1. Why did the dyslexic adult join a dating app? They heard it was a great place to find a “soulmate” or is it a “moteasul”?
2. How does a dyslexic chef prepare a romantic dinner? By serving “swoon” instead of “soon”!
3. What’s a dyslexic adult’s favorite board game? “Charades” or is it “Serahcad”?
4. Why did the dyslexic comedian perform at the casino? They thought it was a “stand-up and win” night!
5. How does a dyslexic gardener enjoy their flowers? By “smelling the roses” or is it “melisng the sores”?
6. What’s a dyslexic pirate’s favorite pickup line? “Aarrr you free this Friday night?” or is it “Friday free this Aarrr night”?
7. Why did the dyslexic accountant become a bartender? They wanted to “mix” up their career!
8. How did the dyslexic adult impress their date at the art gallery? By discussing the “mood” and “domu” of the paintings!
9. What’s a dyslexic detective’s favorite genre of movies? “Nior” or is it “Roin”?
10. Why did the dyslexic musician start a band? They wanted to play the “guitar” or is it the “ratuig”?
11. How does a dyslexic astronaut communicate in space? Through “alien” languages or is it “linaguge”?
12. Why did the dyslexic writer start a blog? They wanted to share their “thoguhts” with the world!
13. What’s a dyslexic bartender’s specialty? The “screwwdriver” or is it the “driver-screw”?
14. Why did the dyslexic CEO hire a personal trainer? They wanted to get in “ship” shape or is it “shape ship”?
15. How does a dyslexic adult navigate a shopping mall? By following the “maps” or is it the “psam”?
16. Why did the dyslexic fashion designer create a line of reversible clothing? Because it was all about “style” and “elyts”!
17. What’s a dyslexic scientist’s favorite chemical reaction? “Salt” or is it “Slta”?
18. Why did the dyslexic actor join a drama class? They wanted to perfect their “roels” or is it “sloer”?
19. How does a dyslexic architect design buildings? By constantly flipping the blueprints and calling it “archi-texture.”
20. Why did the dyslexic adult refuse to play Scrabble? They didn’t want to “confuse” the words or is it “conufse”?

1. Why did the dyslexic dad bring a ladder to the library? He heard it had high shelves!
2. How does a dyslexic dad play Scrabble? He turns it into a game of “Babble-Scrab”!
3. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite type of dog? A “labra-doodle” or is it a “dabral-loodle”?
4. Why did the dyslexic dad become a baker? He wanted to make sure the “bread” rose correctly!
5. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite type of music? “Rock” or is it “Kcor”?
6. Why did the dyslexic dad bring a map to the amusement park? He wanted to “navigate” the rides or is it “ravitage”?
7. How does a dyslexic dad tell time? He relies on his “docashal” clock!
8. Why did the dyslexic dad go to the comedy club? He heard it was a “laugh” or is it a “hguarbal”!
9. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite superhero? “Batsman” or is it “Satbman”?
10. Why did the dyslexic dad try to fish in a bathtub? He misread the sign and thought it said “bass-tub”!
11. How does a dyslexic dad write notes? He uses a “reverso-pad” or is it a “pad-reverso”?
12. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite movie? “Star Wars” – May the “orce” be with you!
13. Why did the dyslexic dad become a gardener? He wanted to “grow” his dad jokes!
14. How does a dyslexic dad answer the phone? “Hell… oh wait, I mean hello!”
15. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite dessert? “Pie” or is it “Eip”?
16. Why did the dyslexic dad take a calculator to the restaurant? To make sure the bill was “sin” free!
17. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite card game? “Go Fish” or is it “Fish Go”?
18. Why did the dyslexic dad start a gardening club? He wanted to “plant” the seeds of dad humor!
19. What’s a dyslexic dad’s favorite day of the week? “Dadnesday” or is it “Wednesday”?
20. Why did the dyslexic dad become a pilot? He wanted to “soar” through the skies or is it “raos”?

61. Why did the flag go to the party alone? It wanted to make a grand entrance.
62. What’s a flag’s favorite mode of transportation? The flag-pole vault.
63. Why was the flag always invited to weddings? It knew how to dress for the occasion.
64. What’s a flag’s favorite board game? Capture the Flag.
65. Why was the flag always calm during storms? It had a strong sense of resilience.
66. What’s a flag’s favorite bedtime story? “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
67. Why was the flag great at fishing? It knew how to catch the current.
68. What’s a flag’s favorite TV show? “Flagging Interest.”
69. Why did the flag bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to catch some waves.
70. What’s a flag’s favorite dessert? Waving pie.
71. Why was the flag always confident? It knew how to stand tall.
72. What do you call a flag in a hurry? A flag in a flurry.
73. Why did the flag bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the fabric of conversation.
74. What’s a flag’s favorite accessory? Windsocks.
75. Why did the flag sit at the front of the class? It wanted to lead by example.
76. What do you get when you cross a flag with a computer? A website banner.
77. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
78. What’s a flag’s favorite TV channel? The Flag Channel.
79. Why was the flag always punctual? It knew how to raise the alarm.
80. What did the flag say when it got a promotion? “I’m on top of the world!”

1. Why did the dyslexic cheese go to therapy? It had too many “identity crises” – it couldn’t decide if it was “gouda” or “dogu”!
2. What’s a dyslexic cheese’s favorite party game? “Charades” or is it “Serahcad”?
3. Why did the dyslexic cheese join a band? It wanted to be a “rockstar” or is it a “rastkroc”?
4. How does dyslexic cheese communicate? Through “cheddar” or is it “raddhe”?
5. What’s a dyslexic cheese’s favorite type of dance? The “Swiss-roll” or is it the “rill-Swiss”?
6. Why did the dyslexic cheese refuse to play hide-and-seek? It was tired of being “gouda way” too quickly!
7. What’s a dyslexic cheese’s pick-up line? “Are you a mouse? Because you’ve got gouda brie mine” or is it “mine brie gouda”?
8. Why did the dyslexic cheese become a comedian? It loved making “cheddar” people laugh!
9. How does a dyslexic cheese apologize? It says, “I’m really sorry if I grated on your nerves” or is it “neraves your on grated I if sorry really I’m”?
10. What’s a dyslexic cheese’s favorite TV show? “Mozzarella” is the New Black or is it “Black the New is Mozzarella”?
11. Why did the dyslexic cheese refuse to share? It was afraid someone would “steal” its “lactose-intolerance” or is it “steal-tose lacktose-intolerance”?
12. How does a dyslexic cheese express love? “I camembert to be without you” or is it “to be without I camembert you”?
13. What did the dyslexic cheese say when it fell off the table? “Gorgonzola!” or is it “Zolagonzora!”?
14. Why did the dyslexic cheese bring a pen to the party? It wanted to “bleu” everyone away with its “feta”-stic autograph or is it “blow” and “atef”-stic autograph?
15. How does a dyslexic cheese answer the phone? “Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?” or is it “brie it’s you’re for looking Hello, is it”?
16. Why did the dyslexic cheese win the talent show? It had the “greatest” grate of all time or is it the “gratest” grate of all time?
17. What’s a dyslexic cheese’s favorite romantic gesture? Sending a “cheddar” of love notes or is it a “love notes of cheddar”?
18. Why did the dyslexic cheese take up painting? It wanted to create “masterpieces” on the “canvacheese” or is it “cheesevancanvas”?
19. How does a dyslexic cheese play hide-and-seek? It hides in plain “caweb” or is it “webca”?
20. What did the dyslexic cheese say when complimented on its taste? “I’m just grate!” or is it “grate just I’m”?

81. Why did the flag blush? It saw the flagpole’s top.
82. What’s a flag’s favorite holiday destination? Flagstaff, Arizona.
83. Why was the flag always polite? It knew how to raise manners.
84. What’s a flag’s favorite type of music? Patriotic tunes.
85. Why was the flag a great storyteller? It had a lot of history to share.
86. What’s a flag’s favorite movie genre? Flag-coms.
87. Why did the flag go to school early? It wanted to be at the head of the flag-raising ceremony.
88. What’s a flag’s favorite social media platform? Flag-stagram.
89. Why did the flag go to the beach? It wanted to ride the wave of patriotism.
90. What’s a flag’s favorite subject in school? Geography, of course.
91. Why did the flag feel lonely? It was hanging out by itself.
92. What’s a flag’s favorite party game? Pin the star on the flag.
93. Why did the flag refuse to tell secrets? It didn’t want to spill the colors.
94. What’s a flag’s favorite dance move? The flag-wave shuffle.
95. Why was the flag always popular? It had a lot of fans.
96. What’s a flag’s favorite social activity? Flag-waving parades.
97. Why did the flag cross the playground? To reach the flagpole.
98. What did one flag say to the other at the Olympics? “May the best flag win!”
99. Why did the flag blush? It saw someone salute.
100. What did the flag wear to the party? Its best colors.

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