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1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at Dunkin!
2. What did the donut say to the coffee? You make me glaze over every morning!
3. How do donuts stay in shape? They do the Dunkin’ donut workout!
4. Why don’t Dunkin’ employees ever get mad? They know how to espresso themselves!
5. What’s a donut’s favorite party game? Dunkin’ for apples!
6. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had too many issues to espresso!
7. What did the barista say to the espresso machine? Stop being so steamy!
8. How does a donut answer the phone? Glazed and confused!
9. Why was the donut so good at math? It knew how to solve a glaze-ometry problem!
10. What did one donut say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re the sprinkles to my heart!
11. Why did the coffee break up with the sugar? It couldn’t handle the sweetness!
12. What’s a coffee’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Espresso!
13. Why did the donut go to school? To be a little bit breader!
14. How do you organize a fantastic party at Dunkin’? You invite a latte people!
15. What’s a donut’s favorite song? Hole-y Diver by Dunkin’ Purple!
16. Why did the espresso go to therapy? It had too much pressure!
17. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of magic? Espresso Patronum!
18. Why did the donut apply for a job? It wanted to make some dough!
19. What’s a barista’s favorite sport? Mocha-thon!
20. How does a donut apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being a little glazed and confused.”

1. Why did the coffee bean go to therapy? It had too many grounds for stress!
2. What’s a donut’s favorite type of humor? Puns, they’re always so hole-some!
3. How does a coffee bean answer the phone? “Brew-hello-hello!”
4. What did the donut say to the coffee cup? “You’re my perfect blend!”
5. Why did the barista get promoted? They always knew how to espresso themselves!
6. How do you organize a fantastic Dunkin’ party? Invite a latte friends and doughnut forget the fun!
7. What’s a coffee’s favorite TV show? Brewed Mirror, because it can see its reflection!
8. Why did the donut bring a ladder to Dunkin’? It wanted to reach the high-glazed shelves!
9. What did the coffee say to the sugar? “You make my day a whole latte sweeter!”
10. Why did the espresso break up with the sugar? It couldn’t handle the sweetness in the relationship!
11. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The glaze shuffle!
12. Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself in the workplace!
13. What’s a barista’s favorite type of humor? Bean jokes, they always hit the daily grind!
14. Why did the donut become a detective? It was good at solving pastry crimes!
15. What’s a coffee’s favorite social media platform? Insta-brew-gram!
16. Why did the sugar go to school? It wanted to be a bit more refined!
17. What’s a barista’s favorite movie genre? Frothy comedies!
18. Why did the donut bring a suitcase to Dunkin’? It was going on a glaze-cation!
19. What’s a coffee’s favorite game? Bean-go, of course!
20. Why did the espresso feel so grounded? It had been through a lot of pressure!

1. Why did the coffee attend art school? It wanted to master the fine art of espresso-pressionism!
2. What’s a donut’s favorite mathematical concept? Pi, because it’s infinitely delicious!
3. How does a coffee bean write a novel? It brews up a good story!
4. Why did the barista become an astronaut? They wanted to explore the Milky Way!
5. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good glaze note!
6. Why did the espresso go to the library? It wanted a little peace and quiet – just like a well-brewed book!
7. What’s a coffee’s favorite historical period? The Roast-en Empire!
8. How does a donut express its emotions? Through sprinkles of joy!
9. Why did the barista become a detective? They were skilled at percolating information!
10. What’s a coffee’s favorite science fiction movie? “Brew Wars: A New Hype”
11. How does a donut answer the door? Glazed and confused, but always ready for a good joke!
12. Why did the espresso apply for a job in IT? It heard they needed someone with a strong byte!
13. What’s a barista’s favorite type of bird? The Macchiato-canary!
14. Why did the coffee get promoted? It had a latte qualifications!
15. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? Monotony – it’s all about rolling the perfect glaze!
16. Why did the barista become a gardener? They had a talent for brewing up new seeds of ideas!
17. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Espresso-tially anything with a shot of competition!
18. Why did the donut become a philosopher? It believed in the pursuit of hole-y wisdom!
19. What’s a barista’s favorite subject in school? Frothematics!
20. Why did the espresso break up with the cappuccino? It needed some space to de-pressurize!

1. Why did the donut bring a pencil to Dunkin’? It wanted to draw some attention!
2. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Mug-ic tricks!
3. Why did the espresso refuse to fight? It was a lover, not a fighter!
4. What do you call a coffee that’s always late? Java the Hut!
5. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many filling issues!
6. What did the sugar say to the coffee? “You’re sweet, but I need my space!”
7. Why did the barista get a ticket? They were caught brewing over the speed limit!
8. What’s a donut’s favorite game? Twister – they love getting twisted up in glaze!
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
10. What did the donut say to the coffee cup? “You complete me, but I’m still a hole lot of fun!”
11. How does a donut apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being a bit crumbly.”
12. What’s a barista’s favorite movie? “Grounds-hog Day” – every day is a fresh start!
13. Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself in the workforce!
14. What’s a donut’s favorite social media platform? Dunkin’gram – always posting sweet pics!
15. Why did the espresso go to therapy? It had too much pressure!
16. What’s a coffee’s favorite card game? Espresso Uno – it’s a quick brew!
17. Why did the donut bring a ladder to Dunkin’? It wanted to rise to the occasion!
18. What’s a barista’s favorite type of humor? Bean jokes – they grind their way into your heart!
19. Why did the sugar go to school? It wanted to be a bit more refined!
20. What’s a coffee’s favorite dance move? The mocha-rena!

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at Dunkin’!
2. What’s Dunkin’s favorite game? Espresso Yourself!
3. How do Dunkin’ employees handle stress? They espresso their feelings!
4. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many filling issues at Dunkin’!
5. What do you call a detective who loves Dunkin’ coffee? A brewed-investigator!
6. Why did the coffee break up with the donut? It found a new Dunkin’ partner!
7. How does Dunkin’ keep its secrets? They’re donut holes – nobody knows!
8. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Dunkin’ and Roll!
9. Why did the coffee audition for a movie? It wanted to be a Dunkin’ star!
10. How do Dunkin’ fans exercise? They do the coffee grind!
11. Why did the donut get a computer? It wanted to glaze through Dunkin’s website!
12. What did the barista say to the coffee beans? “You’re brewing-tiful at Dunkin’!”
13. How does Dunkin’ stay so calm? It practices inner peas (and coffee)!
14. What do you call a sad donut? Dunkin’ Glum-nut!
15. Why did the espresso go to therapy? It had too many shots at Dunkin’ love!
16. How do Dunkin’ donuts apologize? They glaze over their mistakes!
17. Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged at Dunkin’ again!
18. What’s a barista’s favorite book? Moby Sip – at Dunkin’!
19. Why don’t donuts ever get in trouble? They have a strong Dunkin’ alibi!
20. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? Dunkin’ Dunks – the sweetest game!
21. How does coffee say goodbye at Dunkin’? “See you latte!”

1. Why did the donut bring a ladder to Dunkin’? It wanted to reach new heights in flavor!
2. What do Dunkin’ donuts tell each other at bedtime? Sweet dreams and sugar highs!
3. How does a donut answer the phone? “Hole”-o from Dunkin’!
4. Why did the coffee go to school? It wanted to be a “mug”nificent student at Dunkin’ University!
5. What’s a donut’s favorite subject? Glaze-ometry at Dunkin’ Elementary!
6. How do Dunkin’ donuts apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I’ll try to be a little more ‘hole’some next time!”
7. What did the little coffee say to its mom? “I love you a latte, Dunkin’ Mama!”
8. Why did the donut bring a pen to Dunkin’? It wanted to write sweet notes!
9. What’s a donut’s favorite game? Pin the Sprinkle on the Dunkin’!
10. Why did the donut go to the playground? It wanted to swing by Dunkin’!
11. What’s a coffee’s favorite dance move? The espresso shuffle at Dunkin’ Discos!
12. Why did the donut apply for a job? It wanted to be the chief glaze officer at Dunkin’!
13. What did the sugar say to the coffee? “You stir up my sweetness, Dunkin’ buddy!”
14. How do donuts get around Dunkin’ town? On the glaze-way!
15. Why did the coffee beans go to school? They wanted to be grounded at Dunkin’!
16. What’s a donut’s favorite bedtime story? The Hole-ly Adventures of Dunkin’ Bear!
17. Why did the little coffee bean blush? It saw the sugar and cinnamon “spicing” things up at Dunkin’!
18. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? Hoop ‘n’ Roll – the Dunkin’ edition!
19. Why did the donut go to the library? It wanted to get filled with knowledge at Dunkin’ Read-a-Lot!
20. How does a donut say goodbye to its friends? “See you on the flip side, glaze pals!”

1. Why did the coffee file a lawsuit? It wanted grounds for a Dunkin’ lawsuit!
2. What’s a barista’s favorite workout? Espresso-lates at the Dunkin’ Gym!
3. How do coffee beans express affection? They say, “You mocha me crazy, Dunkin’ darling!”
4. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of humor? Dark roast comedy at Dunkin’ Stand-Up!
5. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had unresolved issues with Dunkin’ relationships!
6. What’s a barista’s favorite movie genre? Frothy Romance – a Dunkin’ love story!
7. How does coffee break up with someone? It says, “We need to espresso ourselves separately, Dunkin’ dear.”
8. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of art? Abstract Brew-spressionism at Dunkin’ Galleries!
9. Why did the coffee refuse to apologize? It was too latte for Dunkin’ amends!
10. What’s a donut’s favorite social media platform? Insta-glaze at Dunkin’gram!
11. How does coffee handle stress at work? It practices the art of brew-meditation at Dunkin’ Inc.!
12. What did the coffee say to the donut at the bar? “Let’s espresso our feelings, Dunkin’ partner!”
13. What’s a barista’s favorite book? “Brewed Awakening” – a Dunkin’ novel!
14. Why did the espresso break up with the decaf? It needed more excitement in its Dunkin’ love life!
15. What do you call a coffee that tells jokes? A “brew-ha-ha” at Dunkin’ Comedy Club!
16. Why did the donut apply for a job at Dunkin’? It wanted to dough-nate its time to a good cause!
17. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of music? Jazzpresso – the Dunkin’ rhythm!
18. How does coffee solve problems? It brews over them at Dunkin’ Think Tank!
19. Why did the barista become a detective? It wanted to uncover the mysteries of Dunkin’ flavor!
20. What did the coffee say to the sugar? “You sweeten my day, Dunkin’ darling!”

1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at Dunkin’!
2. What’s a donut’s favorite school subject? Glaze-onomics at Dunkin’ Academy!
3. How does coffee say sorry? It offers a “brew” peace offering at Dunkin’!
4. What’s a barista’s favorite type of humor? Latte-ral thinking at Dunkin’ Comedy Club!
5. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had a “hole” lot of emotional baggage at Dunkin’!
6. What’s a coffee’s favorite outdoor activity? Espresso yourself in the Dunkin’ garden!
7. How does a donut answer the phone? “Hole”-o, it’s Dunkin’ calling!
8. What’s a barista’s favorite movie? “Grounds for Celebration” – a Dunkin’ blockbuster!
9. Why did the coffee refuse to argue? It was trying to de-caffeinate the situation at Dunkin’!
10. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Dunkin’ beats – the sweetest rhythm around!
11. Why did the coffee bean go on a diet? It wanted to espresso its commitment to Dunkin’ fitness!
12. What’s a barista’s favorite hobby? Coffee brewing – the Dunkin’ way of life!
13. Why did the donut bring a map to Dunkin’? It wanted to navigate the glaze trail!
14. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of art? Abstract brew-spressionism at Dunkin’ Galleries!
15. How does coffee apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for being a little latte, Dunkin’ love!”
16. Why did the donut get promoted at work? It had the perfect “filling” for success at Dunkin’!
17. What’s a barista’s favorite game? Hide and Sip – the Dunkin’ edition!
18. Why did the coffee break up with the sugar? It needed a little more “bitter-sweet” Dunkin’ love!
19. What do you call a coffee that tells jokes? A “brew-ha-ha” at Dunkin’ Comedy Central!
20. Why did the donut bring a umbrella to Dunkin’? It heard there was a chance of sprinkles!

1. Why did the donut bring a suitcase to Dunkin’? It was going on a glaze-cation!
2. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of dance? The Mocha-rena at Dunkin’ discos!
3. How does a donut greet its friends? “Donut” worry, be happy at Dunkin’!
4. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise? The coffee grind – it’s a Dunkin’ workout!
5. Why did the coffee join a band? It wanted to be part of the Dunkin’ beat!
6. What do you call a donut with a secret identity? A masked glazer at Dunkin’!
7. Why did the espresso get a job as a detective? It wanted to uncover Dunkin’ mysteries!
8. What’s a coffee’s favorite winter activity? Sipping hot cocoa by the Dunkin’ fireplace!
9. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to get a “hole” education at Dunkin’!
10. What’s a barista’s favorite type of music? Bean-o! It’s the Dunkin’ sound!
11. Why did the coffee blush? It saw the sugar and cream “sweetening” things up at Dunkin’!
12. What do you call a donut on a roller coaster? A thrill-fried at Dunkin’!
13. Why did the latte break up with the cappuccino? It needed some space at Dunkin’!
14. What’s a coffee’s favorite game? Bean Bag Toss – the Dunkin’ edition!
15. Why did the donut get a computer? It wanted to glaze through Dunkin’s website!
16. What’s a barista’s favorite movie? The Sip-nator – Dunkin’ action at its best!
17. Why did the coffee beans go on strike? They wanted better perks at Dunkin’!
18. What’s a donut’s favorite subject? History – it loves the Dunkin’ “hole” past!
19. Why did the espresso write a love letter? It wanted to espresso its feelings at Dunkin’!
20. What’s a coffee’s favorite kind of humor? Puns – they’re grounds for laughter at Dunkin’!

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