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“20 Hilarious Jokes for Another Egyptian Adventure!”

  1. Why did the scarecrow drink whiskey? Because he was outstanding in his field of dreams.
  2. I drink because my friends don’t make sense sober.
  3. Why don’t alcoholics go jogging? They don’t want to spill their beer.
  4. Wine: because adulting is hard.
  5. I drink to forget I drink.
  6. What’s a mathematician’s favorite cocktail? A Piña Colada.
  7. Why did the whiskey glass apply for a job? It wanted to be full-time.
  8. Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean… against bars, tables, walls.
  9. Why don’t chickens drink? Because they’re all about that egg-ercise.
  10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and drink beer.
  11. Why did the bottle of vodka blush? Because it saw the mixer.
  12. Alcohol: because feelings are hard.
  13. Why don’t bicycles drink? Because they can’t handle it.
  14. I was going to give up drinking for New Year’s, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.

  1. I told my computer I needed a break, and it suggested a coffee… I meant whiskey!
  2. Why did the drunk man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
  3. I don’t need a reason to drink. I need a place.
  4. What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer, especially after a long day.
  5. Why did the drunk musician get arrested? He was caught treble-ing.
  6. I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  7. Why did the scarecrow drink whiskey? Because he was outstanding in his field of dreams.
  8. I drink because my friends don’t make sense sober.
  9. Why don’t alcoholics go jogging? They don’t want to spill their beer.
  10. Wine: because adulting is hard.
  11. I drink to forget I drink.
  12. What’s a mathematician’s favorite cocktail? A Piña Colada.
  13. Why did the whiskey glass apply for a job? It wanted to be full-time.
  14. Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean… against bars, tables, walls.
  15. Why don’t chickens drink? Because they’re all about that egg-ercise.
  16. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and drink beer.
  17. Why did the bottle of vodka blush? Because it saw the mixer.
  18. Alcohol: because feelings are hard.
  19. Why don’t bicycles drink? Because they can’t handle it.
  20. I was going to give up drinking for New Year’s, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.
  1. Why did the drunk computer go to rehab? It had too many bytes!
  2. What did the tipsy grape say? I’m wine-ding down!
  3. Why don’t drunk octopuses fight? Because they’re well-armed and inkapable!
  4. How do you know if a beer is a good listener? It always has an open can!
  5. Why did the drunk banana go to therapy? It couldn’t find its peelings!
  6. What’s a drunk vampire’s favorite cocktail? A Bloody Mary, of course!
  7. Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged!
  8. What do you call a drunk snowman? Slushy the Tipsy Snowball!
  9. Why did the drunk pencil get kicked out of the bar? It couldn’t draw a sober line!
  10. What did the intoxicated tree say? I’m getting to the root of the problem!
  11. Why don’t drunk ghosts scare people? They’ve lost their spirits!
  12. What did the drunk mathematician say? I’ve got my own alcohol-gorithm!
  13. Why did the wine glass go to therapy? It had too many emotional spills!
  14. What’s a drunk cat’s favorite song? “I Got the Meow-cohol Blues!”
  15. Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be a little brrr-ighter!
  16. What do you call a drunk comedian? The Laugh-lcoholic!
  17. Why did the whiskey apply for a job? It wanted to prove it wasn’t just a shot in the dark!
  18. What did the tipsy clock say? It’s about wine o’clock!
  19. Why did the drunk shoe go to the party? It wanted to get a little “heel”-arious!
  20. What’s a drunk scientist’s favorite element? Barium – because it has a high BAC (Barium Alcohol Content)!
  1. Why did the drunk magician never reveal his secrets? He always disappeared before the big reveal!
  2. What did the tipsy chair say to the table? “I think we need to sober up our relationship, it’s getting a bit wobbly!”
  3. Why did the drunk smartphone get into a fight? It couldn’t handle its spirits!
  4. How does a drunk bee find its way home? It follows the buzzed!
  5. What’s a drunk astronaut’s favorite drink? Cosmopolly-teenies!
  6. Why did the drunk tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  7. What did the intoxicated lamp say? “I’m feeling a little light-headed!”
  8. Why did the beer refuse to fight? It preferred to bottle up its emotions!
  9. What’s a drunk snowman’s favorite pastime? Chilling out!
  10. Why did the drunk book join a support group? It had too many “spirited” characters!
  11. What did the wine glass say to the whiskey glass? “You’re neat, but I’m grape!”
  12. Why did the intoxicated cat become a DJ? It wanted to mix things up!
  13. What’s a drunk tree’s favorite dance? The Limber-woody Shuffle!
  14. Why did the beer go to therapy? It needed to talk about its emotional foam-rollercoaster!
  15. What’s a drunk pirate’s favorite letter? The sea (C)!
  16. Why did the whiskey cross the road? To get to the next bourbon!
  17. What did the drunk computer say to its owner? “I need a byte-sized hangover cure!”
  18. Why did the tipsy bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
  19. What’s a drunk mathematician’s favorite equation? Alcohol + Laughter = Hilarious!
  20. Why did the beer bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!

  1. Why did the beer go to school? To get a little more hops in its step.
  2. What do you call a bear that’s been in the sun too long? Beer-ly sober.
  3. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? They’re shellfish, just like drunk people with their drinks.
  4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and thought, “What a great mixer!”
  5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite… or a very cold drink.
  6. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, especially when mixed with vodka.
  7. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, and not enough solutions, just like a drunk person at a bar.
  8. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice, just like a party after the drinks are finished.
  9. What did the drunk lamp say to the other lamp? “I love you, man! You’re my light in the darkness.”
  10. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him, especially after everyone else got too drunk.
  11. Why don’t fish like to share their drinks? Because they’re too shellfish.
  12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, especially excuses for being drunk.
  13. Why did the drunk man walk into the bar with a steering wheel? He said it was driving him to drink.
  14. Why did the drunk man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate,” and he thought it was asking him to focus.
  15. Why did the drunk man break up with his vacuum cleaner? It wasn’t picking up his emotional baggage.
  16. Why did the drunk man climb a tree? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  17. Why did the drunk man take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf.
  18. Why did the drunk man fall into the well? He couldn’t hold his liquor.
  19. Why did the drunk man think his bed was a boat? He was seasick from all the alcohol.
  20. Why did the drunk man put his phone in the blender? He wanted to make a smooth call.

  1. Why did the drunk mathematician refuse to drink? He couldn’t handle his “spirits” without a proper equation!
  2. What’s a drunk cat’s favorite literary genre? Whisk-ey Business!
  3. Why did the tipsy chef open a restaurant? He wanted to turn wine into fine dining!
  4. How did the drunk computer secure its data? It encrypted it with Ale-gorithms!
  5. What’s a drunk spider’s excuse for a messy web? “I was just trying to catch some buzz!”
  6. Why did the intoxicated scientist mix chemicals at the bar? He was conducting experiments in mixology!
  7. What did the drunk detective say to the suspect? “I’ve got a few shots of evidence against you!”
  8. Why did the wine connoisseur become a detective? He had a nose for clues!
  9. What’s a drunk philosopher’s favorite question? “To beer or not to beer?”
  10. Why did the tipsy artist switch to abstract painting? He believed art is in the eye of the beer-holder!
  11. How does a drunk comedian tell jokes? With a punch(line) that leaves everyone in high spirits!
  12. What’s a drunk alien’s favorite Earth beverage? Cosmopolly-teenies, because they’re out of this world!
  13. Why did the intoxicated clock become a motivational speaker? It knew how to make time fly when you’re having rum!
  14. What’s a drunk librarian’s favorite genre? Spirits and Letters – a novel approach to reading!
  15. Why did the beer bring a dictionary to the party? It wanted to define its own level of intoxication!
  16. What did the drunk tree say during an argument? “I’m rooted in my beliefs, even if I’m a bit wobbly!”
  17. Why did the wine glass get promoted? It had the perfect blend of charisma and class!
  18. What’s a drunk bee’s philosophy on life? “Seize the buzz, my friends!”
  19. Why did the whiskey go to school? It wanted to age and mature!
  20. What did the intoxicated pencil say to the eraser? “Let’s erase last night and start fresh!”
  1. Why did the drunk banana go to the party? It wanted to find its peelings on the dance floor!
  2. What’s a drunk snowman’s favorite cocktail? Frosty on the Rocks!
  3. Why did the beer go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues fermenting!
  4. What do you call a drunk bee? Buzzed Lightyear!
  5. Why did the whiskey break up with the ice? It felt too watered down!
  6. What’s a drunk computer’s favorite key? The “Alt”-ered state!
  7. Why did the wine file a police report? It got mugged!
  8. What’s a drunk ghost’s favorite game? Spirits and Ladders!
  9. Why did the beer refuse to fight? It preferred to bottle up its feelings!
  10. What’s a drunk shoe’s excuse for stumbling? It’s just high-heeled drama!
  11. Why did the pencil go to the bar? It wanted to draw some liquid courage!
  12. What’s a drunk tree’s favorite hobby? Sipping on the sap!
  13. Why did the wine glass get a promotion? It had a sparkling personality!
  14. What’s a drunk cat’s favorite dance? The Cha-cha-chaos!
  15. Why did the whiskey apply for a job? It wanted to prove it wasn’t just a shot in the dark!
  16. What’s a drunk clock’s philosophy? It’s always time for a nightcap!
  17. Why did the beer bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the house!
  18. What did the drunk book say to the shelf? “I need support, I’m feeling a bit wobbly!”
  19. Why did the wine bottle go to school? It wanted to be well-red!
  20. What’s a drunk mathematician’s favorite equation? Wine + Laughter = Grape Times!
  1. Why don’t fish drink? They’re already in a tank.
  2. I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a stopping problem.
  3. Why did the man sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time, but he was too drunk to stand.
  4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear… especially after a few too many beers.
  5. I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt. Since then, my mugging attempts have been more successful.
  6. They say milk does a body good, but alcohol gets you drunk.
  7. What do you call a drunk spaceship? Buzz Lightbeer.
  8. Why did the whiskey bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the top shelf.
  9. I thought drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.
  10. I drink to make my friends seem more interesting.
  11. Why did the drunk golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  12. I drink to forget, but I always remember to drink.
  13. Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
  14. Why don’t dogs drink alcohol? Because they can’t hold their licker.
  15. I told myself I’d stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.
  16. What’s an astronaut’s favorite drink? Space wine.
  17. I tried to say no to a drink, but it’s 40% stronger than I am.
  18. Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed. And maybe had a bit too much to drink.
  19. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  20. What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? Booze.

“20 Hilarious Takes on Being Tipsy: Another Round of Laughter”

  1. Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged.
  2. I tried to be an astronaut, but my head was always in the clouds… or maybe that was the whiskey.
  3. I drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
  4. What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail? A Bloody Mary.
  5. Wine flies when you’re having fun.
  6. If you don’t remember it, did it really happen? Asking for a friend with a hangover.
  7. Why don’t ghosts drink? They’re already in high spirits.
  8. I have an eating disorder: I’m about to eat disorder of fries with my beer.
  9. My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
  10. Cheers to nights we’ll never remember with friends we’ll never forget.
  11. I was going to make a joke about an empty bottle of whiskey, but it’s pointless.
  12. Why did the whiskey glass file a police report? It was assaulted.
  13. I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink. I already have one.
  14. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room, especially when everyone’s having margaritas.
  15. Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
  16. If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.
  17. I drink because it’s cheaper than therapy.
  18. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
  19. Why was the math book sad at the bar? It had too many problems and not enough solutions.
  20. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a margarita.
  1. Why did the drunk horse walk into a bar? The bartender looked up and said, “Hey, why the long face?” The horse replied, “I’ve been trotting through life, and I need a stable drink to unwind!”
  2. Two bottles of beer were having a conversation at the pub. One bottle said to the other, “You know, I’ve always wondered why humans call it ‘beer goggles’ when they’re drunk. Shouldn’t they be ‘brewskies spectacles’ instead?” The other bottle chuckled and replied, “Well, maybe they just like a pun with their pint!”
  3. There was a drunk grape who stumbled into a wine bar. The bartender asked, “Are you okay?” The grape replied, “I’ve been crushed by life’s problems, but tonight, I’m here to ferment some fun!”
  4. One night, a tipsy mathematician walked into a bar and ordered a round for everyone. The bartender asked, “What’s the occasion?” The mathematician replied, “I just discovered the square root of beer – it’s always worth celebrating!”
  5. Three drunk olives were hanging out in a martini glass when one of them fell out. The others looked down and said, “Come on, olive, you can’t just plop out of the blue like that!” The fallen olive replied, “Well, I olive for the moment!”
  6. A group of drunk electrons stumbled into a bar and caused a commotion. The bartender warned them, “Behave yourselves or I’ll throw you out!” One electron replied, “Good luck, we’re always a little negative!”
  7. A vodka bottle and a whiskey bottle were arguing about which one was the superior spirit. The vodka said, “I’m clear and refined,” and the whiskey replied, “Well, I’m aged and complex.” The tequila bottle at the end of the bar interrupted, “Guys, relax, we’re all just trying to find our spirits in life!”
  8. Why did the drunk lamp go to the therapist? It had a lightbulb moment and realized it was living in the shadow of its problems!
  9. A drunk coffee bean walked into a bar and ordered an espresso. The bartender asked, “Why the short order?” The coffee bean replied, “I like my drinks strong and to the point – just like my punchlines!”
  10. Two intoxicated atoms bumped into each other at the atomic bar. One said, “I think I lost an electron!” The other asked, “Are you positive?”
  11. Why did the drunk comedian refuse to tell jokes at the brewery? He didn’t want to be accused of being “hop”portunistic!
  12. There was a drunk tomato at the vegetable party trying to impress the other veggies. It said, “I’m not just a regular tomato; I’m a juicebox with a punch!”
  13. Two drunk clouds were floating through the sky. One looked at the other and said, “You know, we should rain on the parade below.” The other cloud replied, “Nah, let’s just lighten up and enjoy the view!”
  14. Why did the drunk smartphone apply for a job as a bartender? It heard the position required good reception!
  15. There was a drunk chess piece at the bar trying to order a drink. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The chess piece asked, “Why not?” The bartender replied, “You’re always getting too rooked!”
  16. Why did the wine bottle enroll in a comedy class? It wanted to improve its corking jokes and leave everyone in stitches!
  17. Two intoxicated pencils were having a conversation. One said, “I think I need a drink; life is getting too sketchy.” The other replied, “Well, let’s draw some liquid courage and sketch a better plan!”
  18. Why did the drunk scientist mix chemicals at the bar? He was trying to find the perfect cocktail for a “spirited” reaction!
  19. There was a drunk robot at the party, and someone asked, “Why are you here?” The robot replied, “I heard there would be plenty of byte-sized drinks and a great circuit of friends!”
  20. What’s a drunk cat’s favorite saying? “I’m not kitten you; this party is the cat’s meow!”
  1. Why did the grape juice get sent to the principal’s office? It was caught fermenting trouble in the lunchbox!
  2. What did the little wine say to its parents? “I’m not a whiner; I’m just grape at expressing myself!”
  3. Why did the apple juice go to the party? It wanted to be the apple of everyone’s eye!
  4. How did the young lemonade comfort its friend? It said, “When life gives you lemons, make friendship, not sour faces!”
  5. What did the baby soda say to its parent? “I’m just a little fizzy, but I promise not to pop off!”
  6. Why did the milkshake bring a straw to school? It wanted to suck up all the knowledge!
  7. What did the young tea bag say during the sleepover? “I’m steeping over at a friend’s place tonight!”
  8. Why did the juice box get detention? It couldn’t stop squishing into other people’s business!
  9. What did the little orange say to its sibling? “Orange you glad we make a-peeling siblings?”
  10. Why did the soda go to the playground? It wanted to fizz-ically play with its friends!
  11. What’s a pirate’s favorite drink as a kid? Root beerrr!
  12. Why did the baby tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  13. How does the little milk bottle stay cool? It hangs out in the fridge with its homogenized crew!
  14. What did the baby coffee say to its parent? “I hope I espresso myself well in school!”
  15. Why did the baby watermelon refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to get melon-choly if nobody found it!
  16. What’s a baby soda’s favorite bedtime story? “The Fizzy Tales of the Carbonation Kingdom!”
  17. Why did the little juice box bring a suitcase to school? It wanted to pack some punch for lunch!
  18. What did the baby soda say to its parent before bedtime? “I’m feeling a little flat, can you give me a bedtime burp?”
  19. Why did the apple juice take a nap? It wanted to be 100% fresh and rested for the day!
  20. What did the little grape say after a funny joke? “I can’t stop wine-ing from laughter!”

“20 Side-Splitting Jokes: Another Hilarious Spin on Being Soused”

  1. Why did the whiskey apply for a job? It wanted to prove it wasn’t just a shot in the dark!
  2. What did the drunk credit card say at the bar? “Put it on my tab, I need to build my credit spirits!”
  3. Why did the wine bottle start a band? It had the perfect blend of notes!
  4. How does a drunk computer get home? It follows the byte-size map!
  5. What did the beer say to the wine at the party? “Hop over here and let’s have a brew-tiful time!”
  6. Why did the cocktail go to therapy? It had too many emotional mix-ups!
  7. What’s a drunk pirate’s favorite letter? The sea (C)!
  8. How did the whiskey propose to the vodka? With a “on the rocks” engagement!
  9. Why did the martini file a police report? It got shaken and stirred!
  10. What do you call a drunk comedian? The Laugh-lcoholic!
  11. Why did the wine glass go to therapy? It had too many emotional spills!
  12. What’s a drunk detective’s favorite drink? Clue-sk!
  13. Why did the beer refuse to fight? It preferred to bottle up its emotions!
  14. What’s a drunk vampire’s favorite cocktail? A Bloody Mary, of course!
  15. How does a drunk scientist celebrate? With a “proof” of concept!
  16. Why did the cocktail dress go to the party solo? It wanted to show off its figure without getting too attached!
  17. What’s a drunk cat’s favorite song? “I Got the Meow-cohol Blues!”
  18. Why did the whiskey cross the road? To get to the next bourbon!
  19. What did the drunk smartphone say to its owner? “I need a byte-sized hangover cure!”
  20. Why did the beer bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
  1. Why did the drunk dad invite his friends to the bar? He wanted to show them his “dad”-drinking skills!
  2. What’s a drunk dad’s favorite workout? The six-pack shuffle!
  3. Why did the beer go to school with the dad? It wanted to be “hopped”-ucated!
  4. How does a drunk dad make a decision? He lets his options “ferment” and picks the one that brews his interest!
  5. What did the dad say to his son at the beer festival? “Let’s hop to it and have a ‘barley’ good time!”
  6. Why did the whiskey bottle have a dad joke label? Because it knew how to distill humor to its purest form!
  7. What’s a drunk dad’s favorite dance move? The “spirited” two-step!
  8. Why did the dad beer become a chef? It wanted to brew up some hop-tastic recipes!
  9. How does a drunk dad describe his favorite wine? “A grape old time in a bottle!”
  10. Why did the dad invite the soda to the barbecue? He wanted to have a “fizzy” family reunion!
  11. What’s a drunk dad’s preferred bedtime story? “The Adventures of Captain Cork and the Lost Bottle Opener!”
  12. Why did the beer belt break up with the dad? It couldn’t handle his beer belly!
  13. How does a drunk dad organize his sock drawer? He arranges them by “brew”ness!
  14. What’s a dad’s favorite math equation when he’s had a few drinks? Beer + Laughter = Dad Jokes²!
  15. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the brewery? He heard the beers were on the top shelf!
  16. What did the dad say to the beer at the party? “You’re a sud-worth-y companion for the night!”
  17. How does a dad beer encourage his friends? “You’re brewed-tiful just the way you are!”
  18. Why did the dad bring a notebook to the bar? He wanted to jot down his “beer”-illiant thoughts!
  19. What’s a drunk dad’s favorite board game? Hopscotch, because it combines hops and a little bit of Scotch!
  20. Why did the dad beer go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its ale-ments!
  1. Why did the scarecrow become a bartender? Because he was outstanding in his field at getting everyone plastered.
  2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug after my third beer.
  3. I only drink on special occasions. Like when the fridge is full.
  4. I tried to be sober, but it wasn’t as much fun as being hammered.
  5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything, especially after a few drinks.
  6. I’d give up drinking, but I’m no quitter.
  7. I asked the bartender for the WiFi password. He said, “You need to buy a drink first.” So I ordered a beer and asked again. He said, “That’s your problem.”
  8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… or maybe it had one too many Bloody Marys.
  9. I drink to make other people interesting.
  10. I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.
  11. Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.
  12. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
  13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, especially after too much tequila.
  14. Why did the computer go to the bar? To get a byte and a bit tipsy.
  15. Drinking problem? No, I pretty much have it figured out.
  16. I only drink twice a year: on my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.
  17. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from the whiskey shots.
  18. I went to an alcohol-free party last night. It was a disaster, I couldn’t find my friends.
  19. Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of whiskey.
  20. If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

“20 Hilarious Tales of Another Boozy Adventure”

  1. Why did the drunk cheese refuse to dance at the party? It was too gouda for that!
  2. What do you call a tipsy cheddar trying to tell a joke? A sharp-witted comedian!
  3. How did the inebriated mozzarella express its love? It said, “You’re the curd to my heart!”
  4. Why did the drunk brie start singing at the bar? It wanted to be the big cheese of the karaoke night!
  5. What did the intoxicated blue cheese say to the wine? “I’m aging gracefully, just like you!”
  6. How did the drunk feta apologize for its behavior? It said, “I’m sorry if I feta bit too much.”
  7. Why did the wine and the drunk gouda form a band? They wanted to create the perfect harmony!
  8. What did the intoxicated camembert say to its friend? “Let’s wine and brie together forever!”
  9. Why did the tipsy Swiss cheese become a philosopher? It had too many holes in its understanding of sobriety!
  10. How did the drunken cheddar apologize for its mess? It said, “I’m gratefully sorry for the fondue disaster!”
  11. What’s a drunk cheese’s favorite dance move? The queso shuffle!
  12. Why did the intoxicated Roquefort get a job at the bar? It wanted to be closer to the bleu!
  13. What did the wine say to the drunk cheese at the party? “You’re un-brie-lievable!”
  14. Why did the tipsy feta go to therapy? It had too many emotional crumbles!
  15. What do you call a drunk cheese with a great sense of humor? A gouda-time comedian!
  16. Why did the chardonnay break up with the drunken gorgonzola? It couldn’t handle the blue feelings!
  17. How did the wine and the drunk Monterey Jack resolve their differences? They decided to wine and reconcile!
  18. What did the intoxicated provolone say to its reflection? “I see a gouda-looking cheese in the mirror!”
  19. Why did the drunk cheddar refuse to play hide and seek? It knew it couldn’t be discreet when it was whey too tipsy!
  20. What’s a drunk cheese’s favorite party game? Brie-ngo!

“Cheers to Laughs: 20 Intoxicatingly Funny Jokes for Another Round!”

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