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Glamour aficionados, sequin enthusiasts, and all you fabulous folks, gather ’round the sparkling stage of wit and charm! Prepare to sashay into a world of laughter where the queens reign supreme, draped in flamboyance and adorned with charisma. As we don our most bedazzled attire and strut through this comedic extravaganza, these drag divas will whisk us away to a realm of dazzling humor and unexpected punchlines. So grab your glitter, fluff those feathers, and let’s shimmy our way into a realm where laughter takes center stage, and the punchlines are as fierce as the queens themselves. Let the fabulous festivity begin!

“20 Glamorous Gags: Dazzling Divas Deliver Drag-tastic Delights!”

81. Why did the drag queen cross the road? To get to the fabulous side, of course!
82. What do you call a drag queen who loves to bake? RuPuff the Magic Dragon!
83. Why did the drag queen always carry a pencil? For flawless lip-liner precision!
84. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-and-drop beats!
85. Why did the drag queen go to art school? To master the art of contouring!
86. What’s a drag queen’s favorite fairy tale? Snow White and the Seven Inches of Heels!
87. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To sashay among the stars!
88. How does a drag queen stay cool in the summer? She has her own personal fan club!
89. What’s a drag queen’s favorite instrument? The Drag-on flute!
90. Why was the drag queen always happy? She knew how to “paint” the town red!
91. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? High-heel lunges!
92. Why did the drag queen go to the casino? She heard there were fabulous odds!
93. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? A light breeze to show off her glamorous wig!
94. Why did the drag queen start a gardening show? To teach everyone how to grow the fiercest flowers!
95. What do you call a drag queen who can’t stop shopping? A buy-queen!
96. Why was the drag queen the life of every party? Because she knew how to “werk” it!
97. What’s a drag queen’s favorite mythical creature? The Glam-pire!
98. Why did the drag queen join the choir? To hit those high notes in style!
99. What do you call a drag queen who can predict the future? Your fabulous fortune teller!
100. Why was the drag queen always so well-informed? She read all the latest “Glamour” magazines!

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? To reach new heights of fabulousness!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of magic? Wig-gle-ry!
3. Why did the drag queen apply for a job at the bakery? She wanted to show off her impeccable taste in buns!
4. How do drag queens keep their secrets? They lock them away in a contouring kit!
5. Why did the drag queen become a gardener? Because she knows how to slay with a fierce garden hoe!
6. What did the drag queen say to her mirror reflection? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most glamorous of them all?”
7. Why did the drag queen become a chef? Because she can turn basic ingredients into something absolutely fabulous!
8. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Slay-ups!
9. Why did the drag queen go to space? To discover a whole new galaxy of glam!
10. What do you call a drag queen with a green thumb? Glambassador of Flora!
11. Why did the drag queen become a detective? To uncover the mysteries of flawless makeup!
12. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up in stilettos!
13. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? She kneaded a platform to showcase her bread-y for the runway!
14. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? A fierce storm with a chance of sequins!
15. Why did the drag queen start a band? She wanted to hit all the high notes of fabulousness!
16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite subject in school? Lip Sync-alculus!
17. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To prove that she can slay even in zero gravity!
18. What’s a drag queen’s favorite social media platform? Drag-stagram!
19. Why did the drag queen become a hairstylist? She wanted to make the world more fabulous, one wig at a time!
20. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of fish? The Glam-bouree!

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? To reach new heights of fabulousness!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of magic? Wigtastic tricks!
3. How do drag queens like their coffee? With a little extra sassy foam!
4. Why did the drag queen become a gardener? Because they know how to serve flower realness!
5. What do you call a drag queen detective? Miss Understood Investigation!
6. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? To create the most glamorous tarts in town!
7. How does a drag queen answer the phone? “Hello, it’s for me, the Queen of Dial-icious!”
8. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? High-heel aerobics!
9. Why did the drag queen go to space? To show the universe how to truly sparkle!
10. What’s a drag queen’s favorite subject in school? Drama-atics!
11. Why did the drag queen start a band? To turn every performance into a lip-sync symphony!
12. How does a drag queen fix a broken nail? With fierce determination and a glue gun!
13. What’s a drag queen’s secret talent? Juggling wigs and throwing shade simultaneously!
14. Why did the drag queen bring a map to the runway? To navigate the fierce runway of life!
15. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? Shade, with a chance of glitter storms!
16. Why did the drag queen become a chef? Because they know how to serve up a side of sass with every dish!
17. What’s a drag queen’s favorite board game? Charades, darling, it’s all about the drama!
18. How does a drag queen stay cool in the summer? By slaying in a fan-tastic ensemble!
19. What’s a drag queen’s motto? “Life’s a runway, so sissy that walk!”
20. Why did the drag queen bring a pencil to the show? To draw even more attention!

“20 Astonishingly Fabulous Jokes About Another Glittering Diva!”

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? To reach new heights in glamour!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of magic? Wigtaculous tricks!
3. How do drag queens stay cool under pressure? They have an emergency fan-cy!
4. Why did the drag queen apply for a job at the bakery? She wanted to be the queen of tarts!
5. What do you call a drag queen who’s also a chef? A “sashay” chef!
6. How do drag queens like their coffee? With a little extra “sisspresso!”
7. Why did the drag queen bring a pencil to the performance? To draw in her audience!
8. What’s a drag queen’s favorite kind of tree? The sequoia – it’s all about that drama in the rings!
9. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? She wanted to sashay among the stars!
10. How do drag queens navigate the city? With fabulous drag-omobiles!
11. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? High-heeled toe touches!
12. Why did the drag queen become a gardener? She wanted to cultivate her own fabulousness!
13. What’s a drag queen’s secret talent? The ability to contour her way out of any situation!
14. How do drag queens send messages? They use the royal mail – it’s all about that queenly delivery!
15. Why did the drag queen become a detective? She had a keen sense of wig-stigation!
16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite kind of music? Disco – it’s all about the fabulous beats!
17. How do drag queens keep their secrets? They lock them away in a fabulous closet!
18. What’s a drag queen’s favorite insect? The glitterfly!
19. Why did the drag queen bring a map to the performance? To show everyone the way to fabulousness!
20. What’s a drag queen’s favorite subject in school? History – because they love a good drag-anecdote!

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? To reach new heights of fabulousness!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of magic? Glam-trick!
3. How does a drag queen answer the phone? “Hello, it’s me, fabulousness calling!”
4. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? To serve up some fierce buns!
5. What’s a drag queen’s secret talent? The ability to contour reality!
6. Why did the drag queen become a gardener? To turn looks and cultivate beauty!
7. How does a drag queen apologize? With a lip-sync for her life!
8. What did the drag queen say to her wig? “You’re hair today, gone tomorrow!”
9. Why did the drag queen go to space? To sashay among the stars!
10. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Drag-robics!
11. Why did the drag queen become a detective? To uncover the secrets of fierce-ness!
12. How does a drag queen like her coffee? Like her men—strong and served with a side of shade!
13. Why did the drag queen bring a map to the runway? To slay in every direction!
14. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? Fabulous with a chance of sequins!
15. How does a drag queen organize her closet? By categories: wigs, sequins, and slayage!
16. Why did the drag queen become a chef? To whip up some fierce dishes and sizzle on the runway!
17. What did the drag queen say to the mirror? “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Spoiler alert: It’s me, darling!”
18. Why did the drag queen bring a pencil to the show? To draw in her brows and sketch out a fierce performance!
19. How does a drag queen navigate the city? With a map, a fierce walk, and a touch of shade for directions!
20. What did the drag queen say at the job interview? “I’m here to slay, not just 9 to 5, but 24/7, honey!”

61. Why did the drag queen become a meteorologist? Because she loved predicting fabulous weather for her runway walks!
62. What do you call a drag queen who loves to cook? RuPaul’s Drag Race-lette!
63. How did the drag queen become so good at saving money? She always knew how to tuck her dollars away!
64. Why did the drag queen break up with her partner? They couldn’t handle all the shade she was throwing!
65. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of humor? Lip-sync comedy!
66. Why was the drag queen always so calm under pressure? Because she knew how to contour her emotions!
67. What do you call a drag queen with a talent for woodworking? Saw-dust Michaels!
68. How do drag queens stay cool in the summer? They serve up some icy-cold reads!
69. Why did the drag queen refuse to play poker? She didn’t want to risk revealing all her fabulous cards!
70. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-step!
71. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? To serve up some sickening tarts and tucks!
72. What’s a drag queen’s go-to exercise routine? High heels cardio, of course!
73. Why did the drag queen become a lifeguard? To save all the drowning looks!
74. What’s a drag queen’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune-Contour”!
75. Why did the drag queen join the gardening club? She wanted to grow the fiercest flowers!
76. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of car? A convertible, so she can let her wig fly in the wind!
77. Why did the drag queen take up painting? She wanted to brush up on her skills!
78. What’s a drag queen’s favorite kind of cookie? Snatch-eroos!
79. Why did the drag queen become a therapist? Because she knew how to slay those inner demons!
80. What do you call a drag queen who loves astronomy? Cosmo-naughty!

“20 Astonishing Gags Featuring Another Set of Fabulous Gender Illusionists!”

41. Why did the drag queen go to school? To get a degree in fabulousness!
42. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? A fierce storm, of course!
43. Why are drag queens so good at saving money? They know all about tucking those dollar bills away!
44. What do you call a drag queen who can do magic tricks? A glam-ditioner!
45. Why did the drag queen refuse to play poker? She couldn’t bear to be anything but a queen!
46. What do you get when you mix a drag queen and a baker? A fierce cupcake decorator!
47. Why do drag queens make excellent detectives? They always know how to find the perfect shade of lipstick!
48. What’s a drag queen’s favorite board game? “Glamopoly”!
49. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To sashay among the stars!
50. What did the drag queen say to her wig? “Hair today, fabulous tomorrow!”
51. Why did the drag queen break up with her boyfriend? He just couldn’t handle all the sequins!
52. What’s a drag queen’s favorite plant? The drag-on fruit tree, of course!
53. Why was the drag queen a natural at archery? She knew how to hit the bullseye with her makeup looks!
54. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good drag-on twist!
55. Why did the drag queen become a chef? She knew all the secrets to serving up a delicious serving of shade!
56. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Sashaying on the treadmill, of course!
57. Why did the drag queen go to the beach? To show off her fierce beach body and fabulous swimsuits!
58. What’s a drag queen’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Roadkill!
59. Why did the drag queen become a stand-up comedian? She knew how to serve up some serious laughs and charisma!
60. What do you call a drag queen’s autobiography? “From Drab to Fab: The Story of a True Diva!”

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? She heard the spotlight loves a good climb!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? Slay-sun!
3. Why did the drag queen become a chef? Because she knew how to serve looks and cookbooks!
4. How does a drag queen keep her makeup flawless during a storm? She uses hurricane-proof lashes!
5. Why did the drag queen start a garden? She wanted to grow a fabulous crop of glamourberries!
6. What’s a drag queen’s favorite subject in school? History, because she loves a good tuck-and-roll!
7. Why did the drag queen get a job at the bakery? She wanted to be the queen of tarts!
8. How many drag queens does it take to change a light bulb? None – they embrace the spotlight as it is!
9. What’s a drag queen’s favorite insect? The glitterfly!
10. Why did the drag queen start a detective agency? She had a knack for uncovering the T!
11. What do you call a drag queen with a green thumb? RuPaulant!
12. Why did the drag queen go to space? To show the aliens how to serve extraterrestrial eleganza!
13. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Dragstep!
14. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? She wanted to sashay among the stars!
15. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Wig-lifting!
16. Why did the drag queen start a fitness program? To help others snatch their waistlines!
17. What’s a drag queen’s favorite constellation? The Slay-bell!
18. Why did the drag queen become a mathematician? She loved to calculate the angles of her contour!
19. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of car? A convertible – because she loves a good hair flip!
20. Why did the drag queen go to the beach with a shovel? She heard the sand needed more glam!

1. Why did the drag queen kid bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to reach for the stars in fabulous heels!
2. What do you call a drag queen kid who loves to bake? Cookie Glamster!
3. How does a drag queen kid answer the phone? “Hello, darling, it’s for you, sparkle and shine!”
4. Why did the drag queen kid bring a magic wand to class? To turn any dull moment into a glittery extravaganza!
5. What’s a drag queen kid’s favorite subject in school? Drama, of course!
6. How does a drag queen kid decorate their room? With a lot of flair and sequins!
7. What do you call a drag queen kid who loves science? Glitterologist!
8. Why did the drag queen kid become a gardener? To make the flowers bloom and the weeds sashay away!
9. How does a drag queen kid organize their books? Alphabetically, honey, A to Z, and fabulous!
10. What’s a drag queen kid’s favorite game? Twister, because it’s all about striking a pose!
11. Why did the drag queen kid become a chef? To add a dash of glam to every recipe!
12. What’s a drag queen kid’s favorite bedtime story? Cinderella, because she knew how to rock a great pair of heels!
13. Why did the drag queen kid bring a rainbow umbrella to school? To make sure they were covered in style!
14. What’s a drag queen kid’s superpower? The ability to turn any frown upside down with a touch of glitter!
15. How does a drag queen kid do math? They add sparkle, subtract negativity, and multiply the fabulousness!
16. Why did the drag queen kid become a detective? To solve the mystery of who stole the spotlight!
17. What’s a drag queen kid’s favorite fruit? Kiwi, because it’s fuzzy and fabulous!
18. How does a drag queen kid express excitement? They scream, “Yaaas queen!”
19. Why did the drag queen kid bring a mirror to class? To reflect on how fabulous they are!
20. What’s a drag queen kid’s favorite exercise? Jazz hands aerobics!

“20 Fabulous Gags About Another Glamorous Diva!”

1. Why did the drag queen dad open a bakery? Because he wanted to make some killer “queen” cakes!
2. How does a drag queen dad keep his cool? He turns on the “shade” whenever things get heated!
3. What do you call a drag queen dad with a green thumb? Glam-gardener – he knows how to make everything grow fabulously!
4. Why did the drag queen dad become a detective? To sashay the scene and solve the ultimate fashion mysteries!
5. What’s a drag queen dad’s favorite type of humor? Witty, with a side of sequins – it always leaves you in stitches!
6. How does a drag queen dad answer the phone? “Hello, this is your fabulous call waiting!”
7. Why did the drag queen dad go to space? To find the perfect orbit for his cosmic charisma!
8. What’s a drag queen dad’s secret talent? Extreme contouring – he can sculpt a punchline like no other!
9. Why did the drag queen dad bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of fabulousness!
10. What’s a drag queen dad’s favorite exercise? Lip syncing – it’s the ultimate cardio for the soul!
11. Why did the drag queen dad become a chef? To whip up a storm in the kitchen and serve fierce flavor!
12. What’s a drag queen dad’s favorite song? “Dad Queen” – it’s the anthem of the runway!
13. Why did the drag queen dad become a magician? To make the haters disappear in a puff of glitter!
14. How does a drag queen dad apologize? With a heartfelt “I’m sorry, hun, let me contour my mistakes!”
15. What’s a drag queen dad’s favorite subject in school? History – because he knows how to make every era werk!
16. Why did the drag queen dad start a band? To rock the stage with killer heels and killer tunes!
17. How does a drag queen dad stay organized? He keeps his life in perfect sequins-tial order!
18. What’s a drag queen dad’s favorite weather? Fabulous – with a chance of slayage!
19. Why did the drag queen dad become a painter? To brush off negativity and create a masterpiece of positivity!
20. How does a drag queen dad handle stress? With a fierce runway walk – strutting away from the drama!

21. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? She wanted to reach new heights of fabulousness!
22. What did the drag queen say to her wig? “You’re my crowning glory, darling!”
23. Why do drag queens make great detectives? They always know how to uncover the truth with style!
24. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of pasta? RuFettucine, of course!
25. How do you make a drag queen’s day? Compliment her makeup and watch her sparkle!
26. Why did the drag queen bring a fan to the party? To create her own dramatic entrance!
27. What do you call a group of fabulous drag queens? A “sashay” of queens!
28. Why was the drag queen so good at saving money? She knew how to tuck it away!
29. What did the drag queen say to the rude heckler? “Honey, your negativity won’t ruin my contour!”
30. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? She wanted to explore the universe in style!
31. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-and-roll!
32. Why do drag queens love gardening? They enjoy getting in touch with their inner flower power!
33. What do you get when you mix a drag queen and a scientist? A fabulous equation for success!
34. Why did the drag queen become a chef? She knew how to whip up a stunning look!
35. How do drag queens stay organized? They have a fierce sense of “glamendar” management!
36. What’s a drag queen’s favorite dessert? Slay-lor Swift Cake!
37. Why did the drag queen break up with her GPS? It kept telling her to make a U-turn and she preferred the catwalk!
38. What do drag queens and firemen have in common? They both know how to werk it with their hoses!
39. Why did the drag queen refuse to play hide-and-seek? She always stood out no matter where she went!
40. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Sashay away on the runway treadmill!

“20 Astonishing Anecdotes About Alternative Queens: Another Drag-tastic Delight!”

1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? To reach new heights of fabulousness!
2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? Slay-sunny with a chance of sequins!
3. How does a drag queen like their coffee? With a little extra “queenspresso” kick!
4. Why did the drag queen become a gardener? Because they love to “sashay” through the flowers!
5. What’s a drag queen’s secret talent? Contouring the line between glamour and “drag”-ic comedy!
6. Why did the drag queen bring a map to the party? To find the shortest route to the runway!
7. How does a drag queen fix a broken car? With a fierce mechanic-queen-twerk!
8. What did the drag queen say to the stubborn jar of pickles? “Release the gherkin!”
9. Why did the drag queen start a band? Because they wanted to lip-sync to success!
10. What’s a drag queen’s favorite school subject? “Drag”-onomics – the art of budgeting for fabulous outfits!
11. How does a drag queen apologize? With a flawless performance of “I’m Sorry (For Snatching Your Wig)”!
12. What’s a drag queen’s favorite ice cream flavor? RuPaulberry Swirl – because every scoop is a runway!
13. Why did the drag queen bring a mirror to the comedy club? To reflect on their jokes and make sure they were serving face!
14. What’s a drag queen’s preferred mode of transportation? The “Glamwagon” – it’s not just a ride, it’s an entrance!
15. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To sashay among the stars and moonwalk in zero gravity!
16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of seafood? Glam-clams – because they know how to shell-ebrate!
17. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? To serve the most fabulous “drag”-on rolls in town!
18. What did the drag queen say to the fashion police? “You better werk, or I’ll serve you a citation for unfabulousness!”
19. Why did the drag queen become a detective? To uncover the secrets of the perfect contour!
20. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? High heel lunges – because fitness should always be fabulous!

“Queens of Comedy: Slaying Stereotypes and Serving Laughter!”

As the curtains draw to a close on this fabulous spectacle of humor, let the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent of drag jesters inspire your laughter and challenge your perceptions. Embrace the enchanting world of drag humor, where boundaries blur, and laughter reigns supreme. So, whether you’re a drag devotee or a curious newcomer, sashay over to our site, where a plethora of jokes awaits to paint your world with the colors of laughter and love. Remember, the laughter never stops when you’re in the glittering realm of drag comedy.

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