“100+ Drag-tastic Jokes: Slaying the Stage with Sass and Laughter!”

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“100+ Drag-tastic Jokes: Slaying the Stage with Sass and Laughter!”

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Glamour aficionados, sequin enthusiasts, and all you fabulous folks, gather ’round the sparkling stage of wit and charm! Prepare to sashay into a world of laughter where the queens reign supreme, draped in flamboyance and adorned with charisma. As we don our most bedazzled attire and strut through this comedic extravaganza, these drag divas will whisk us away to a realm of dazzling humor and unexpected punchlines. So grab your glitter, fluff those feathers, and let’s shimmy our way into a realm where laughter takes center stage, and the punchlines are as fierce as the queens themselves. Let the fabulous festivity begin!

“20 Glamorous Gags: Dazzling Divas Deliver Drag-tastic Delights!”

“20 Astonishingly Fabulous Jokes About Another Glittering Diva!”

  1. Why did the drag queen bring a ladder to the show? She wanted to reach new heights of fabulousness!
  2. What did the drag queen say to her wig? “You’re my crowning glory, darling!”
  3. Why do drag queens make great detectives? They always know how to uncover the truth with style!
  4. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of pasta? RuFettucine, of course!
  5. How do you make a drag queen’s day? Compliment her makeup and watch her sparkle!
  6. Why did the drag queen bring a fan to the party? To create her own dramatic entrance!
  7. What do you call a group of fabulous drag queens? A “sashay” of queens!
  8. Why was the drag queen so good at saving money? She knew how to tuck it away!
  9. What did the drag queen say to the rude heckler? “Honey, your negativity won’t ruin my contour!”
  10. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? She wanted to explore the universe in style!
  11. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-and-roll!
  12. Why do drag queens love gardening? They enjoy getting in touch with their inner flower power!
  13. What do you get when you mix a drag queen and a scientist? A fabulous equation for success!
  14. Why did the drag queen become a chef? She knew how to whip up a stunning look!
  15. How do drag queens stay organized? They have a fierce sense of “glamendar” management!
  16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite dessert? Slay-lor Swift Cake!
  17. Why did the drag queen break up with her GPS? It kept telling her to make a U-turn and she preferred the catwalk!
  18. What do drag queens and firemen have in common? They both know how to werk it with their hoses!
  19. Why did the drag queen refuse to play hide-and-seek? She always stood out no matter where she went!
  20. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Sashay away on the runway treadmill!

“20 Astonishing Gags Featuring Another Set of Fabulous Gender Illusionists!”

  1. Why did the drag queen go to school? To get a degree in fabulousness!
  2. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? A fierce storm, of course!
  3. Why are drag queens so good at saving money? They know all about tucking those dollar bills away!
  4. What do you call a drag queen who can do magic tricks? A glam-ditioner!
  5. Why did the drag queen refuse to play poker? She couldn’t bear to be anything but a queen!
  6. What do you get when you mix a drag queen and a baker? A fierce cupcake decorator!
  7. Why do drag queens make excellent detectives? They always know how to find the perfect shade of lipstick!
  8. What’s a drag queen’s favorite board game? “Glamopoly”!
  9. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To sashay among the stars!
  10. What did the drag queen say to her wig? “Hair today, fabulous tomorrow!”
  11. Why did the drag queen break up with her boyfriend? He just couldn’t handle all the sequins!
  12. What’s a drag queen’s favorite plant? The drag-on fruit tree, of course!
  13. Why was the drag queen a natural at archery? She knew how to hit the bullseye with her makeup looks!
  14. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good drag-on twist!
  15. Why did the drag queen become a chef? She knew all the secrets to serving up a delicious serving of shade!
  16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? Sashaying on the treadmill, of course!
  17. Why did the drag queen go to the beach? To show off her fierce beach body and fabulous swimsuits!
  18. What’s a drag queen’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Roadkill!
  19. Why did the drag queen become a stand-up comedian? She knew how to serve up some serious laughs and charisma!
  20. What do you call a drag queen’s autobiography? “From Drab to Fab: The Story of a True Diva!”

“20 Fabulous Gags About Another Glamorous Diva!”

  1. Why did the drag queen become a meteorologist? Because she loved predicting fabulous weather for her runway walks!
  2. What do you call a drag queen who loves to cook? RuPaul’s Drag Race-lette!
  3. How did the drag queen become so good at saving money? She always knew how to tuck her dollars away!
  4. Why did the drag queen break up with her partner? They couldn’t handle all the shade she was throwing!
  5. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of humor? Lip-sync comedy!
  6. Why was the drag queen always so calm under pressure? Because she knew how to contour her emotions!
  7. What do you call a drag queen with a talent for woodworking? Saw-dust Michaels!
  8. How do drag queens stay cool in the summer? They serve up some icy-cold reads!
  9. Why did the drag queen refuse to play poker? She didn’t want to risk revealing all her fabulous cards!
  10. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-step!
  11. Why did the drag queen open a bakery? To serve up some sickening tarts and tucks!
  12. What’s a drag queen’s go-to exercise routine? High heels cardio, of course!
  13. Why did the drag queen become a lifeguard? To save all the drowning looks!
  14. What’s a drag queen’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune-Contour”!
  15. Why did the drag queen join the gardening club? She wanted to grow the fiercest flowers!
  16. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of car? A convertible, so she can let her wig fly in the wind!
  17. Why did the drag queen take up painting? She wanted to brush up on her skills!
  18. What’s a drag queen’s favorite kind of cookie? Snatch-eroos!
  19. Why did the drag queen become a therapist? Because she knew how to slay those inner demons!
  20. What do you call a drag queen who loves astronomy? Cosmo-naughty!

“20 Astonishing Anecdotes About Alternative Queens: Another Drag-tastic Delight!”

  1. Why did the drag queen cross the road? To get to the fabulous side, of course!
  2. What do you call a drag queen who loves to bake? RuPuff the Magic Dragon!
  3. Why did the drag queen always carry a pencil? For flawless lip-liner precision!
  4. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of music? Drag-and-drop beats!
  5. Why did the drag queen go to art school? To master the art of contouring!
  6. What’s a drag queen’s favorite fairy tale? Snow White and the Seven Inches of Heels!
  7. Why did the drag queen become an astronaut? To sashay among the stars!
  8. How does a drag queen stay cool in the summer? She has her own personal fan club!
  9. What’s a drag queen’s favorite instrument? The Drag-on flute!
  10. Why was the drag queen always happy? She knew how to “paint” the town red!
  11. What’s a drag queen’s favorite exercise? High-heel lunges!
  12. Why did the drag queen go to the casino? She heard there were fabulous odds!
  13. What’s a drag queen’s favorite type of weather? A light breeze to show off her glamorous wig!
  14. Why did the drag queen start a gardening show? To teach everyone how to grow the fiercest flowers!
  15. What do you call a drag queen who can’t stop shopping? A buy-queen!
  16. Why was the drag queen the life of every party? Because she knew how to “werk” it!
  17. What’s a drag queen’s favorite mythical creature? The Glam-pire!
  18. Why did the drag queen join the choir? To hit those high notes in style!
  19. What do you call a drag queen who can predict the future? Your fabulous fortune teller!
  20. Why was the drag queen always so well-informed? She read all the latest “Glamour” magazines!

“Queens of Comedy: Slaying Stereotypes and Serving Laughter!”

As the curtains draw to a close on this fabulous spectacle of humor, let the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent of drag jesters inspire your laughter and challenge your perceptions. Embrace the enchanting world of drag humor, where boundaries blur, and laughter reigns supreme. So, whether you’re a drag devotee or a curious newcomer, sashay over to our site, where a plethora of jokes awaits to paint your world with the colors of laughter and love. Remember, the laughter never stops when you’re in the glittering realm of drag comedy.

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