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1. Why did the dot go to school? To become a .comedian!
2. What did one dot say to the other? “You’ve really got me in your sights!”
3. How did the dot make friends? It just connected with them!
4. Why did the dot break up with the comma? It needed some space.
5. What’s a dot’s favorite dance move? The Polka-dot!
6. Why did the dot bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
7. What did one dot say to the other during a race? “I’m way ahead of the dot curve!”
8. How does a dot stay warm in winter? By wearing its little dot cap!
9. Why did the dot get promoted? Because it had a point!
10. What did the dot say to the exclamation mark? “You’re always so loud and I’m just dotting along.”
11. Why did the dot go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.
12. How does a dot introduce itself in Morse code? “Dot dot, nice to meet you, dot dot!”
13. What did the dot say when it grew up? “I’m now a full stop!”
14. Why was the dot always calm? Because it could handle any .stress!
15. What’s a dot’s favorite game? Connect the Dots, of course!
16. Why did the dot feel left out? Because everyone kept dotting their i’s and crossing their t’s.
17. What did the dot do on vacation? It went on a dot-to-dot adventure!
18. Why did the dot get a job in IT? It heard they were working with bytes and bits!
19. How does a dot apologize? It says, “I’m really in a spot.”
20. Why did the dot go to the party? It heard it was going to be “spot on!”

1. Why did the dot bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on a higher level.
2. What did the dot say to the circle? “You’re so well-rounded!”
3. How does a dot make friends? It ‘connects’ with them!
4. Why was the dot upset when it lost its job? It felt like it had been ‘pointlessly’ fired.
5. What did the dot say to its therapist? “I feel like I’m just going around in circles!”
6. Why did the dot start a band? Because it heard it could ‘dot’ the charts!
7. What’s a dot’s favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ Roll, of course—it loves the ‘dots’ in the rhythm!
8. Why was the dot bad at golf? It couldn’t ‘dot’ the ball!
9. How does a dot keep warm in the winter? It wears its ‘dot’ted sweater!
10. What did one dot say to the other dot in a race? “You’re never going to catch up!”
11. Why did the dot break up with the line? It found out the line was too ‘straightforward’!
12. What did the dot say when it won the lottery? “I’m on a whole new ‘dot’ of wealth!”
13. How does a dot get fit? It does a lot of ‘dot’ting exercises!
14. Why did the dot go to school? It wanted to be ‘dotty’ intelligent!
15. What do you call a dot that’s a detective? A ‘dotty’ investigator!
16. Why did the dot refuse to play hide and seek? It said, “I always get ‘spotted’!”
17. What’s a dot’s favorite sport? ‘Dot’ball—no running required!
18. How did the dot fix its broken heart? It found a ‘dot’ting new love!
19. Why was the dot good at math? Because it’s always ‘in the center’ of the problem!
20. What do you call a dot that’s been knighted? Sir ‘Dot’alot!

1. Why was the dot unhappy at the art museum? It felt like it was just a ‘point’ in the collection.
2. What did the dot say to the mathematician? “I’m the center of attention in all the right equations.”
3. Why did the dot start a tech company? Because it knew how to ‘dot’ the i’s and cross the t’s in innovation.
4. How does a dot stay organized? It keeps everything ‘dot’tedly in place!
5. What did the dot tell the line during an argument? “I’ll ‘dot’ your eyes if you don’t straighten up!”
6. Why did the dot get promoted at work? Because it always ‘connected the dots’!
7. What’s a dot’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels—it loves a good ‘dot’ective story.
8. Why was the dot a great artist? It knew how to ‘dot’ its i’s and paint its t’s!
9. How does a dot impress its crush? By showing off its ‘dot’ty sense of humor!
10. What did the dot say during a game of chess? “Check, mate! I’ve got all the ‘dot’ts covered.”
11. Why did the dot become a detective? It wanted to solve all the ‘dot’mysteries!
12. What’s a dot’s favorite hobby? Joining the ‘dot’com bubble!
13. Why was the dot the life of the party? Because it knew all the ‘dot’ty dance moves!
14. What did the dot say to the exclamation mark? “You’re too ‘point’ed for my taste!”
15. Why was the dot a great chef? It knew how to ‘dot’ the i’s and ‘cross’ the peas!
16. What did the dot say during a business meeting? “Let’s ‘dot’te the i’s and ensure we’re all on the same page!”
17. Why did the dot get a job in construction? Because it knew how to ‘dot’ the blueprint!
18. What’s a dot’s favorite TV show? “Dots Anatomy” — it loves a good medical ‘dot’rama!
19. Why was the dot always calm under pressure? It knew it was ‘the dot’ in control!
20. What did the dot say to the period? “You might be the end of a sentence, but I’m the ‘dot’inuation!”

1. Why did the dot go to school? It wanted to be ‘spot’ on!
2. How does a dot clean its house? With a ‘dot’ter and broom!
3. What did the dot say to the circle? “You’re so ‘well-rounded’!”
4. Why was the dot a great dancer? It had all the right ‘dots’!
5. What do you call a dot that’s a comedian? A ‘pun’dit!
6. Why did the dot break up with the exclamation mark? It was too ‘point’ed!
7. How did the dot win the race? It ‘spotted’ the finish line!
8. What did the dot say to the line? “You’re so ‘straightforward’!”
9. Why was the dot late to work? It was stuck in ‘traffic’!
10. How does a dot keep warm? With a ‘dot’ted blanket!
11. What’s a dot’s favorite dessert? ‘Dot’ chocolate cake!
12. Why was the dot always calm? It knew it was ‘the dot’ in control!
13. How did the dot get a job in construction? It knew how to ‘dot’ the blueprint!
14. Why did the dot break up with the square? It wanted more ‘space’!
15. What did the dot say to the line during an argument? “I’ll ‘dot’ your eyes!”
16. How does a dot stay in shape? It does a lot of ‘dot’ting exercises!
17. What did the dot say to the question mark? “You’ve got some ‘dots’ to answer!”
18. Why did the dot go to the doctor? It had a case of ‘spot’ty vision!
19. What’s a dot’s favorite game? ‘Dot’tle Ship!
20. Why did the dot get a promotion? It always ‘connected the dots’!

1. Why did the dot decide to become an artist? It wanted to make its mark in the world!
2. What did the dot say when it met the line? “I’ve got my eye on you!”
3. How did the dot get rich? It invested in the “dot com” boom!
4. Why did the dot go to school? To get a little dot-cation!
5. What did the dot say to the exclamation mark? “You’re always so over the top!”
6. Why was the dot always calm? Because it knew how to keep things pointillistically peaceful!
7. What do you call a dot that’s a detective? Sherlock Spots!
8. Why did the dot break up with the triangle? It just couldn’t find the right angle!
9. How did the dot get its exercise? It dotted its i’s and crossed its t’s!
10. What did the dot say to the decimal point? “You and I, we make quite a point!”
11. Why did the dot go to space? To take a little “dot-mensional” trip!
12. How did the dot get so good at painting? It had a great sense of dot-ail!
13. What did one dot say to the other in a race? “Dot the best dot win!”
14. Why did the dot go to the party alone? It heard they were playing “connect the dots”!
15. What do you get when you cross a dot with a kangaroo? A dot that really knows how to hop around!
16. Why did the dot get a job in IT? It heard they were “dot-com” ready!
17. How did the dot get rid of its cold? It caught a case of dot pepper!
18. What did the dot say when it was feeling rebellious? “I won’t stay within the lines!”
19. Why did the dot refuse to move? It was too “dotty” to budge!
20. How did the dot become a comedian? It had a lot of punchlines!

1. Why did the dot bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach its high point!
2. What did one dot say to the other dot during a race? “I’ve got my eye on the finish line!”
3. How do you know when a dot is feeling adventurous? It goes on a “point-to-point” vacation!
4. What do you call a dot who loves to play hide and seek? A little “spot” that’s hard to find!
5. Why was the dot always invited to parties? Because it’s the “center” of attention!
6. How did the dot make its way through the maze? By “connecting the dots,” of course!
7. What do you get when you cross a dot with a kangaroo? A hopping spot!
8. Why was the dot always calm during math tests? Because it knew how to “stay centered!”
9. What did one dot say to the other dot that was lagging behind? “C’mon, let’s keep this line dot-structed!”
10. How does a dot get its exercise? By doing “dot-to-dot” yoga!
11. Why did the dot bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get “lost in the dot-ails!”
12. What did the dot say when it bumped into a comma? “Sorry, I didn’t see you there; I was just dotting along!”
13. How do you throw a party for a bunch of dots? You “spot” them some snacks and watch them connect!
14. What did the dot do when it got a compliment? It blushed and turned into an exclamation point!
15. Why did the dot refuse to play tag? It didn’t want to be “it” and be stuck in one place!
16. How do dots communicate on the internet? They send “dot-com” messages, of course!
17. Why was the dot always picked first for teams? Because it knew how to make the “point”!
18. What’s a dot’s favorite type of art? Pointillism, because it feels right at home!
19. How does a dot get its hair done? It goes to the dottiest salon in town!
20. Why did the dot go to school early? It wanted to be “first in line” for recess!

1. Why did the dot break up with the line? Because it wanted some space!
2. What did the dot say to the decimal point at the bar? “You’re quite the attractive figure!”
3. How does a dot take its coffee? With a little “point” of cream!
4. What’s a dot’s favorite pickup line? “Hey there, are you the center of the universe? Because you’re the dot I’ve been looking for!”
5. Why did the dot refuse to join social media? It didn’t want to be part of someone else’s dot-com bubble!
6. What did the dot say when it found out it was going to be in a graph? “Well, I guess my life is finally on track!”
7. How did the dot impress the colon at the party? By showing off its perfect curves!
8. What’s a dot’s favorite game? Spin the dot, where everyone gets a turn!
9. Why was the dot always the life of the party? Because it knew how to get the “point” across!
10. What did the dot say to the exclamation point? “You’re a bit too intense for me, I prefer to keep things dot-mestic!”
11. How does a dot end a relationship? It simply says, “It’s time we drew a line between us.”
12. What did the dot say to the semicolon during a heated argument? “You’re just a comma with delusions of grandeur!”
13. Why did the dot avoid the ellipse? Because it heard that relationship was going in circles!
14. How does a dot stay organized? It uses a dot planner, of course!
15. What’s a dot’s favorite kind of dessert? Anything with a “pointed” flavor!
16. Why did the dot go to therapy? It had a case of “dot-dot-dot” indecision!
17. What did the dot say to the square? “You might have four corners, but I’ve got infinite possibilities!”
18. How did the dot respond to the proposition from the triangle? “Sorry, I’m just not into those acute angles!”
19. What did the dot write on its dating profile? “Looking for someone who can handle my sharp wit and endless depth!”
20. Why did the dot go to the art museum? To admire all the fine point-illism!

1. Why was the dot always a good listener? Because it knew how to “dot” down notes!
2. What did the dot say to the line at the family reunion? “Looks like we’re all connected!”
3. How does a dot introduce its family? “Meet my circle of relatives!”
4. Why did the dot start a band with the exclamation point and the question mark? Because they wanted to form a “punctuation sensation!”
5. What did the dot do when it won the award for “Most Pointed Personality”? It accepted it with a dot-lighted smile!
6. Why was the dot always the best at telling bedtime stories? Because it knew how to “dot” the i’s and cross the t’s!
7. How does a dot stay in shape? By doing plenty of dot-jitsu!
8. Why did the dot refuse to argue with the line? It didn’t want to get into any “dot-mestic” disputes!
9. What did the dot say when it met the period? “You and I have a lot in common, we both know how to end things with a point!”
10. Why did the dot give up its dream of becoming an artist? It realized it was just going around in circles!
11. What did the dot say when its child asked about its favorite movie? “Dot Wars: Return of the Jedi-point!”
12. Why did the dot become a detective? Because it knew how to “connect the dots” and solve mysteries!
13. How does a dot like its steak? Well “dot” one rare, of course!
14. What did the dot say to the ellipse who was feeling insecure? “Don’t worry, you’ve got some great curves too!”
15. Why was the dot always the life of the party? Because it knew how to “dot” the dance floor!
16. What did the dot say to its kids when they asked for a pet? “Sure, as long as it’s a dotson!”
17. How does a dot get ready for a big event? By putting on its dotting attire!
18. Why did the dot go to the beach? To work on its dot-tan!
19. What did the dot say when its child asked for a bedtime story? “Sure, let’s make it a dot-to-dot adventure!”
20. Why did the dot refuse to argue with the comma? Because it didn’t want to get caught up in any “punctuation marks!”

1. Why did the dot go to school? To get a little “dotucation”!
2. What did one dot say to the other? “I’ve got my dot on you!”
3. Why was the dot always happy? Because it lived on cloud nine-point-nine!
4. What do you call a dot that loves to dance? A polka-dot!
5. How do you make a dot laugh? Just give it some “periodic” tickles!
6. Why did the dot start a band? It wanted to make some “pointillist” music!
7. What do you get when you cross a dot with a kangaroo? A hop-point!
8. Why was the dot always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “dot-sé”!
9. What did the dot say to its admirer? “You’ve really got me ‘dotty’!”
10. Why did the dot bring a ladder to the party? It heard the punch was “dot-high”!
11. What did the dot say to the pencil? “You’ve got the ‘write’ idea!”
12. Why did the dot refuse to move? It was “stationary”!
13. What did the dot detective say? “I’m on the case, dotting all the i’s and crossing all the t’s!”
14. Why did the dot break up with the comma? It needed some “space”!
15. What’s a dot’s favorite game? Join the “dot” to dot!
16. Why did the dot go to therapy? It had too many “inner points”!
17. What did the dot say when it met the exclamation mark? “You’re really ‘pointing’ things out!”
18. Why did the dot become an artist? It wanted to make its mark in the world!
19. What did the dot say to the line? “You’re so ‘straightforward’!”
20. Why did the dot go to the beach? It heard the waves were “dots and dashes”!

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