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1. Why did Dormammu start a band? Because he heard they needed a lead “Strange” player!
2. How does Dormammu take his coffee? Dark, like his dimension.
3. Why did Dormammu become a chef? Because he heard he could make the best “strange” stew!
4. What’s Dormammu’s favorite game? Hide and “Strange”!
5. Why did Dormammu go to the therapist? He couldn’t stop saying, “Dormammu has come to bargain!”
6. What does Dormammu do at parties? He brings the “strange” punch!
7. How does Dormammu relax? He sits by the fire and watches “strange” flames.
8. Why did Dormammu go to school? He wanted to learn “strange” geometry!
9. What’s Dormammu’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because everyone dresses in “strange” costumes!
10. Why did Dormammu get a pet snake? So he could have a “strange” companion!
11. What’s Dormammu’s favorite movie? “Doctor Strange”, he loves seeing himself on the big screen!
12. Why did Dormammu start gardening? He wanted to grow some “strange” plants!
13. How does Dormammu write a letter? With a “strange” quill pen!
14. What’s Dormammu’s favorite dessert? “Strangely” sweet treats!
15. Why did Dormammu go to the beach? To collect some “strange” seashells!
16. What’s Dormammu’s favorite board game? “Stratego”, because it involves “strange” strategies!
17. Why did Dormammu join a book club? He wanted to discuss “strange” literature!
18. How does Dormammu exercise? He does “strange” yoga poses!
19. What’s Dormammu’s favorite song? “Strangers in the Night”, because it’s just so “strange”!
20. Why did Dormammu become a painter? He wanted to create “strange” art!

1. Why did Dormammu open a bakery? Because he wanted to make “strange” dough!
2. What does Dormammu say when he stubs his toe? “By the Flames of Faltine, that hurt!”
3. How does Dormammu answer the phone? “Dormammu speaking, who’s ‘Strange’ calling?”
4. Why did Dormammu fail his driving test? He kept getting stuck in the “Dark Dimension” of parallel parking!
5. What did Dormammu say when he walked into a bar? “I’ll have a ‘Strange’ Brew, please!”
6. Why did Dormammu become a stand-up comedian? He heard the audience was dying to hear some “strange” jokes!
7. What’s Dormammu’s favorite dance move? The “Dark Dimension Dip”!
8. Why did Dormammu start a fashion line? He wanted to make ‘Dark Couture’!
9. What’s Dormammu’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Strangeberry Swirl”!
10. Why did Dormammu get kicked out of the library? He kept trying to check out the “Book of Cagliostro”!
11. What does Dormammu do when he’s feeling down? He goes to the “Dark Humor” club!
12. Why did Dormammu join a choir? He wanted to sing some “Dark Harmonies”!
13. What did Dormammu say to Doctor Strange in the cafeteria? “Mind if I ‘Dormammu-nch’ with you?”
14. Why did Dormammu become a tour guide? He wanted to show people around the “Dark Dimension” without getting lost himself!
15. What did Dormammu say when he broke his phone? “Looks like I need to call the ‘Eye of Agamotto’ for tech support!”
16. Why did Dormammu go to the comedy club? He heard they had a “Laugh in the Dark” night!
17. What’s Dormammu’s favorite TV show? “Keeping Up with the Kamar-Taj Kardashians”!
18. Why did Dormammu go to the art gallery? He heard they had a new exhibit on “Dark Abstract”!
19. What did Dormammu say when he accidentally set his cape on fire? “Well, that’s a ‘Strange’ turn of events!”
20. Why did Dormammu start a detective agency? He wanted to solve the case of the missing “Eye of Agamotto”!

1. Why did Dormammu open a bookstore? Because he heard the customers were always in search of “strange” stories!
2. How does Dormammu take his tea? Infinitely steeped, just like his patience.
3. Why did Dormammu become an architect? He wanted to design “strange” buildings with dimensions beyond measure!
4. What did Dormammu say when he was offered a role in a movie? “I’ll need a ‘strange’ly good script to play myself!”
5. Why did Dormammu go to therapy? To work on his “Dimensional Dilemmas”!
6. What’s Dormammu’s favorite type of puzzle? A ‘Dormammu-doku’ with dimensions unknown!
7. Why did Dormammu become a mathematician? He loved working with ‘strange’ numbers!
8. What does Dormammu do before going to bed? He reads a “dark bedtime story” from the Book of Vishanti!
9. Why did Dormammu become a locksmith? He wanted to work with ‘strange’ keys!
10. What did Dormammu say to his mirror reflection? “You’re looking ‘strangely’ familiar today!”
11. Why did Dormammu start a gardening club? He wanted to cultivate ‘strange’ plants that bloom in every dimension!
12. What’s Dormammu’s favorite game show? “Wheel of ‘Strange’ Fortune”!
13. Why did Dormammu start a podcast? He wanted to discuss ‘strange’ theories and alternate realities!
14. What did Dormammu say when asked about his favorite superhero? “I have a ‘strange’ affinity for Doctor Strange!”
15. Why did Dormammu write a memoir? To share his ‘strange’ adventures with the multiverse!
16. What does Dormammu do when he’s feeling nostalgic? He watches old episodes of “The Twilight Zone: Dark Dimension Edition”!
17. Why did Dormammu become a tailor? He wanted to design ‘strange’ capes for his dramatic entrances!
18. What did Dormammu say when asked about his favorite subject in school? “Quantum Mechanics – it’s all about the ‘strange’ possibilities!”
19. Why did Dormammu start a charity? To help ‘strange’ beings in need across dimensions!
20. What’s Dormammu’s favorite type of humor? ‘Dark Wit’, of course!

1. Why did Dormammu go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of “dimensional indigestion”!
2. How does Dormammu like his pizza? With extra “Strange” toppings!
3. What did Dormammu say to the barista? “I’ll have a ‘Dark Roast’, please!”
4. Why did Dormammu get a pet cat? So he could have a ‘Meow-tiple’ dimension companion!
5. What did Dormammu say when he tripped? “Well, that was a ‘strange’ step!”
6. How does Dormammu open a jar? With a “Dark Dimension Twist”!
7. Why did Dormammu become a barber? He heard they give the best ‘dimensional cuts’!
8. What did Dormammu say at the comedy club? “These jokes are ‘strangely’ good!”
9. Why did Dormammu bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to raise the ‘dimensional ceiling’!
10. What did Dormammu say when he lost his keys? “Looks like they’re in another ‘strange’ dimension!”
11. How does Dormammu organize his closet? With ‘Dimensional Hangers’, of course!
12. Why did Dormammu go to the gym? To work on his ‘Dimensional Abs’!
13. What did Dormammu say to the door-to-door salesman? “No thanks, I’m already ‘strangely’ satisfied with my dimensions!”
14. Why did Dormammu join a choir? He wanted to hit those ‘dimensional high notes’!
15. What did Dormammu say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s ‘strangely’ colorful!”
16. How does Dormammu greet his friends? “Welcome to my ‘strange’ abode!”
17. Why did Dormammu start a book club? So he could discuss ‘dimensional literature’!
18. What did Dormammu say when he won the lottery? “Looks like I’m the richest being in ‘strange’ dimensions!”
19. Why did Dormammu go to the circus? To see the ‘dimensional acrobats’!
20. What did Dormammu say when he met a time traveler? “Your ‘dimensional watch’ is quite ‘strangely’ fashionable!”

1. Why did Dormammu start a gardening business? Because he wanted to “plant” his dark dimension everywhere!
2. How does Dormammu take his coffee? With a little dark roast and a splash of soul essence!
3. Why did Dormammu open a bakery? To make sure every loaf had just the right “dark crust”!
4. What did Dormammu say when he won the lottery? “Looks like I’ll be buying a few more dimensions!”
5. How does Dormammu keep in touch with his friends? He sends them “dimensional postcards”!
6. Why did Dormammu become a chef? Because he wanted to create the hottest dishes in all the dimensions!
7. What did Dormammu say to his minions when they complained about the cold? “Just wait until you feel the chill of the dark dimension!”
8. Why did Dormammu go to therapy? To work through his “dimensional superiority complex”!
9. How does Dormammu relax after a long day of conquering dimensions? He takes a nice, hot lava bath!
10. What did Dormammu do when he lost his keys? He opened a portal to the Lost and Found dimension!
11. Why did Dormammu join a book club? To discuss the latest bestseller, “Conquering 101: A Dark Lord’s Guide”!
12. What did Dormammu say when asked about his fashion sense? “Black is always in, especially in the dark dimension!”
13. How did Dormammu learn to dance? He took a “Cha Cha Cha in the Dark” class!
14. Why did Dormammu start a band? Because he wanted to rock the multiverse with his “Dark Harmonies”!
15. What did Dormammu say when asked about his workout routine? “I lift dimensions, not weights!”
16. Why did Dormammu become a dentist? Because he loved extracting “soul-crushing” cavities!
17. How did Dormammu win the cooking competition? He added a pinch of “interdimensional spice”!
18. What did Dormammu say to his mirror reflection? “Who’s the darkest of them all? Me, of course!”
19. Why did Dormammu start a tech company? To create the ultimate “Dark Dimension Smartphone”!
20. How does Dormammu stay calm during battles? He practices “Dimensional Meditation”!

1. Why did Dormammu bring a backpack to school? To carry all his dark textbooks!
2. How does Dormammu like to play hide and seek? He hides in the Dark Dimension!
3. What did Dormammu say to his mom when she asked why his room was so dark? “It’s my Dormammu-tory, Mom!”
4. Why did Dormammu refuse to eat his veggies? Because they weren’t grown in the Dark Dimension!
5. How does Dormammu do his homework? With a pen made of dark energy!
6. What did Dormammu say to his little sister when she asked for a bedtime story? “Once upon a time, in the Dark Dimension…”
7. Why did Dormammu take a flashlight to bed? To keep the darkness at bay!
8. How does Dormammu get to school? On the Dark Bus!
9. What did Dormammu say when asked about his favorite subject? “Dark Arts and Crafts, of course!”
10. Why did Dormammu get in trouble at school? He turned the science experiment into a dark portal!
11. How does Dormammu like his pizza? With extra darkness and a side of soul gems!
12. What did Dormammu say when his friend asked if he wanted to play tag? “Sure, but we play in the Dark Dimension!”
13. Why did Dormammu’s pet refuse to come out of its cage? It was afraid of the dark!
14. How does Dormammu make his bed? With dark sheets and a pillow made of nightmares!
15. What did Dormammu say when asked about his favorite toy? “My Dark Dimension action figure set!”
16. Why did Dormammu get detention? He turned the classroom into a dark disco!
17. How does Dormammu do his art projects? With paint that glows in the dark!
18. What did Dormammu say to his friend who was afraid of the dark? “Don’t worry, I’ll summon a nightlight!”
19. Why did Dormammu’s mom call him for dinner three times? Because he was lost in the Dark Dimension of video games!
20. How does Dormammu keep his room tidy? With dark magic cleaning spells!

1. Why did Dormammu start a cooking show? He wanted to teach the universe how to make the best “Flamin’ Flames of the Dark Dimension” chili.
2. What did Dormammu say when he opened a bakery? “Welcome to my Flamin’ Pastries Palace, where everything is baked to a fiery perfection!”
3. How does Dormammu relax after a long day of conquering dimensions? He enjoys a hot lava bath with some demon-licious bath bombs.
4. What’s Dormammu’s favorite pickup line? “Are you from the Dark Dimension? Because you’ve ignited a flame in my soul.”
5. Why did Dormammu get kicked out of the comedy club? His jokes were too “hot” to handle, literally!
6. What did Dormammu say when asked about his love life? “Let’s just say, I’m looking for a soul to ignite!”
7. Why did Dormammu join a band? He wanted to play the hottest tunes in the multiverse with his “Flamin’ Flames Ensemble.”
8. How does Dormammu like his coffee? Extra dark, extra strong, and with a touch of dimensional rift essence.
9. Why did Dormammu become a fashion designer? He wanted to introduce the latest trend: “Inferno Couture for the Cosmic Conqueror.”
10. What’s Dormammu’s favorite board game? “Monopoly: Dark Dimension Edition,” where you can buy and sell realms with soul gems.
11. What did Dormammu say when he won the intergalactic poker tournament? “Looks like I’ve got a royal flush of flames, baby!”
12. How does Dormammu stay in shape? He practices “Dark Dimensional Yoga,” where every pose is designed to ignite the spirit.
13. Why did Dormammu open a spa? To offer the most relaxing experience in all the realms, complete with lava stone massages and soul-rejuvenating facials.
14. What’s Dormammu’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Inferno Swirl,” with a blend of fiery cinnamon and dark chocolate chunks.
15. Why did Dormammu start a gardening club? He wanted to cultivate the hottest peppers in the universe for his signature “Dimensional Inferno Salsa.”
16. What did Dormammu say when he got a parking ticket in the mortal realm? “You dare fine the Lord of the Dark Dimension? Prepare for eternal traffic jams!”
17. How does Dormammu handle a bad hair day? He embraces it, turning his fiery locks into the envy of all cosmic beings.
18. Why did Dormammu start a podcast? To discuss the latest in dimensional conquest strategies and share his favorite recipes for “Flamin’ Hot Cosmic Cuisine.”
19. What did Dormammu say to Doctor Strange during their last battle? “You may have the Eye of Agamotto, but I’ve got the Heart of Inferno, baby!”
20. How does Dormammu celebrate his birthday? With a cake that’s so hot, it has to be blown out with a dimensional vortex.

1. Why did Dormammu become a dad? He heard fatherhood was a great way to ignite his paternal instincts!
2. What’s Dormammu’s favorite dad dance move? The “Flaming Footloose”!
3. How does Dormammu punish his kids when they misbehave? He sends them to the “Corner of Eternal Flames” for a time-out!
4. Why did Dormammu take his kids to the amusement park? He heard they had a “Dimensional Rollercoaster” that was out of this world!
5. What’s Dormammu’s favorite bedtime story to read to his kids? “The Little Sorcerer Who Cried ‘By the Flames of the Dark Dimension!'”
6. Why did Dormammu give up telling jokes to his kids? They kept saying, “Dad, your jokes are so bad, they’re on fire!”
7. What did Dormammu say when his kid asked for a pet? “Sorry, no flaming dragons from the Dark Dimension in this house!”
8. Why did Dormammu bring his kids to work? He wanted to show them how he “flames” up the business world!
9. How does Dormammu help his kids with their homework? He gives them the “Dormammu Dimensional Equation Solver” – it always ends with “solving for fire!”
10. What’s Dormammu’s go-to dad joke at family barbecues? “Why did the chicken cross the multiverse? To get to the other dimension of the grill!”
11. Why did Dormammu start a family band? He wanted to teach his kids the “Flamin’ Family Groove!”
12. What’s Dormammu’s favorite family vacation spot? The “Infernal Resort and Spa,” where even the kiddie pool is molten lava!
13. Why did Dormammu take up gardening with his kids? He wanted to teach them about the “Roots of Eternal Flame”!
14. What did Dormammu say when his kid asked about the birds and the bees? “Well, when a Fire Elemental and a Dark Dimensional Being love each other very much…”
15. Why did Dormammu buy his kids a trampoline? He wanted to see them “bounce across the dimensions”!
16. What did Dormammu say when his kid asked for a night light? “Why do you need a night light when we have the eternal glow of the Dark Dimension?”
17. How does Dormammu handle his kids’ Halloween costumes? He helps them make the most “flamingly frightful” outfits in the neighborhood!
18. Why did Dormammu enroll his kids in martial arts classes? He wanted them to learn the art of “Flaming Fist Kung Fu”!
19. What’s Dormammu’s advice to his kids when they’re feeling down? “Just remember, even in the darkest moments, there’s always a spark of light within!”
20. Why did Dormammu become a PTA member? He wanted to make sure the school dance had enough “Flames of Fury” on the dance floor!

1. Why did Dormammu open a pizza shop? He wanted to serve the cheesiest slices in the Dark Dimension!
2. What did Dormammu say when he tried to be romantic? “Are you made of dark matter? Because you just pulled me into your irresistible gravitational cheese!”
3. How does Dormammu like his popcorn? Covered in a layer of melted interdimensional cheese!
4. What’s Dormammu’s favorite pickup line at cosmic parties? “Are you a Gouda-loving sorcerer? Because you’ve melted my heart!”
5. Why did Dormammu start a cheese tasting club? He wanted to explore the depths of cheesy goodness across all dimensions!
6. What did Dormammu say when he found the perfect nacho recipe? “These are nacho average cheesy delights—they’re intergalactic sensations!”
7. How does Dormammu throw a cheesy party? With a “Cheese of the Dark Dimension” platter that’s out of this world!
8. Why did Dormammu become a dairy farmer? He wanted to produce the finest “Flamin’ Hot Pepper Jacks” in the multiverse!
9. What did Dormammu say when he accidentally melted his cheese grater? “Looks like I’ll need a dimensionally reinforced one for this cheesy venture!”
10. Why did Dormammu start a cheese-themed game night? He wanted to play “Cheddar Chess” with his cosmic friends!
11. What’s Dormammu’s go-to cheesy snack? “Dark Dimension Doritos” with a side of extra-spicy cheese dip!
12. Why did Dormammu join a choir? He heard they were singing a cheesy rendition of “Brie, Brie, Brie, Mary, Cosmic Cheeses We Have Heard on High!”
13. What did Dormammu say when he opened his intergalactic cheese shop? “Welcome to ‘Dormammu’s Dairy Delights,’ where every bite is a journey through cheesy realms!”
14. How does Dormammu take his macaroni and cheese? With a sprinkle of cosmic dust for that extra flare!
15. Why did Dormammu become a cheese sculptor? He wanted to carve out the cheesiest statues in all dimensions!
16. What’s Dormammu’s favorite cheesy movie? “The Flaming Adventures of Cheeseman and Cheddarella!”
17. Why did Dormammu start a cheese-themed book club? He wanted to discuss the philosophical depths of “The Gouda Gospels”!
18. What did Dormammu say when he won the cosmic cheese-eating contest? “Looks like I’ve grated my way to victory!”
19. How does Dormammu handle a cheesy joke? He melts with laughter, especially if it’s about “Dairy Dimensional Delights”!
20. Why did Dormammu decide to learn the accordion? He heard it was the cheesiest instrument in the universe!

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