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“20 Hilarious Takes on Being Tipsy: Another Round of Laughter”

Indulge in 100+ hilarious donut jokes that will sprinkle your day with laughter and glaze it with fun! Perfect for doughnut lovers and humor enthusiasts!

  1. Why did the donut apply for a job? It wanted to get a “hole” new career!
  2. What did the sprinkles say to the donut? “You make life so sweet!”
  3. Why did the donut break up with the coffee? It felt their relationship was getting a bit too “glazed” over.
  4. How do donuts stay in shape? They do a lot of “jelly” exercises!
  5. What do you call a donut that’s an excellent dancer? A “twirling swirl”!
  6. Why don’t donuts ever play hide and seek? Because they always get found in a “glaze”!
  7. What did the donut say to the pastry chef? “You’re the yeast I can do!”
  8. How do you fix a broken donut? With a “dough”-it-yourself kit!
  9. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many “emotional layers”!
  10. What’s a donut’s favorite song? “Hole” lotta love!
  11. Why did the donut become a detective? It wanted to “crack” the case of the missing sprinkles!
  12. What’s a donut’s favorite type of math? “Division” because it loves to be shared!
  13. How do donuts apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I glaze over our problems.”
  14. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me, brew-tally!”
  15. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to be a “hole” scholar!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? “Hole” in one!
  17. Why did the donut go to space? It wanted to see if there was “life on glaze!”
  18. What did the donut say to the cake? “You’re a layer, but I’m the real ‘dough-light’!”
  19. How do donuts keep in touch? They use social “glazing”!
  20. What’s a donut’s favorite type of humor? “Punny” jokes with lots of “dough-larious” twists!
  1. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many “glazed” and confused moments!
  2. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You stir my emotions like no one else can!”
  3. Why did the donut get a parking ticket? It was caught in a “jam” zone!
  4. How do donuts stay calm? They take deep “glaze” breaths!
  5. What did the donut say after a workout? “I’m feeling a bit jelly-legged!”
  6. Why did the donut bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to reach for the “hole”-y grail!
  7. How does a donut answer the phone? “Hole”-o, it’s me, your favorite treat!
  8. What’s a donut’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “twist” in the plot!
  9. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be at the head of the “glaze”!
  10. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The “glazed” and confused shuffle!
  11. Why was the donut always the class clown? It had a “dough-larious” sense of humor!
  12. How do donuts communicate secretly? They use “sprinkle code”!
  13. What did the donut say to the cookie? “You’re one tough ‘chip’ off the old block!”
  14. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It felt they were getting into a “sticky” situation!
  15. How do donuts organize a party? They invite everyone and make it a “hole” lot of fun!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite type of weather? “Dough”nuts love a light drizzle!
  17. Why did the donut become a detective? It was looking for the “glaze” of the crime!
  18. What’s a donut’s favorite type of art? Anything with a “hole” lot of creativity!
  19. Why did the donut start a band? It wanted to be part of a “sweet” ensemble!
  20. How does a donut apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for the ‘hurtful’ glazes in the past!”

  1. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
  2. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me.”
  3. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It found someone batter.
  4. How does a donut apologize? With a glaze of sincerity.
  5. Why was the donut sad? It missed its hole family.
  6. What’s a donut’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bread.
  7. How do you make a donut laugh? You glaze it tickle.
  8. What did the donut do at the party? It rolled in with a hole lot of fun!
  9. Why was the donut afraid of going to the bakery? It was scared of getting fried!
  10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  11. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Hole-y hip-hop!
  12. Why did the donut go to school? To be cream-inated!
  13. What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? “You’re such a square.”
  14. What’s a donut’s favorite part of a baseball game? The seventh-inning stretch!
  15. Why was the donut detective famous? He solved every cruller case!
  16. What did the donut say to the cake? “You’re my layer-half.”
  17. Why did the donut apply for a job? It wanted to earn some dough.
  18. How did the donut propose? With a carat ring.
  19. Why did the donut go to outer space? To find its missing planet!
  20. What did the donut say to the gym? “I’m jelly of your workout.”

  1. Why did the donut start a tech company? It wanted to be at the forefront of “dough”-velopments!
  2. What did the donut say to the mathematician? “I’m here for the ‘pi’ and the high ‘gluten’ tolerance!”
  3. How does a donut solve problems? It thinks outside the “box” and inside the “hole”!
  4. Why did the donut apply for a job at NASA? It wanted to be the first pastry in “orbit”!
  5. What’s a donut’s favorite subject in school? “Circles” – they love the geometry of life!
  6. Why did the donut become a philosopher? It pondered the “hole”-istic nature of existence!
  7. How does a donut express gratitude? It says, “Thanks for being a ‘dough’-lightful friend!”
  8. What’s a donut’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-glaze” – where it shares its sweetest moments!
  9. Why did the donut become a detective? It could always find the “crumb” of evidence!
  10. How does a donut stay organized? It keeps its thoughts in a “sprinkle” of order!
  11. What’s a donut’s favorite type of literature? Anything with a “twist” at the end!
  12. Why did the donut become a motivational speaker? It knew the “hole” world needed a lift!
  13. What’s a donut’s favorite game? “Dough-minoes” – it loves lining up those pieces!
  14. Why did the donut win the Nobel Prize? It had the perfect “glaze” for world peace!
  15. How does a donut stay calm in stressful situations? It practices “inner glazing”!
  16. Why did the donut become a lawyer? It could always argue its case with a “twist”!
  17. What’s a donut’s favorite genre of music? “Hole”monies – it loves a good harmony!
  18. Why did the donut go to art school? It wanted to master the “sweet” strokes of creativity!
  19. What did the donut say during the job interview? “I’m not just a pastry; I’m a ‘dough’-cumented asset!”
  20. How does a donut handle criticism? It takes it with a grain of “sugar” and strives to “rise” above!
  1. Why did the donut start a band? It had the perfect “glaze” for rhythm!
  2. What did the donut say to the coffee? “Let’s stick together; we’re a perfect ‘brew-mance’!”
  3. How does a donut answer the phone? “Hole”-o?
  4. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It felt things were getting too “twisted”!
  5. What’s a donut’s favorite movie? “The Lord of the Sprinkles!”
  6. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to be a “dough”ligent student!
  7. What did the donut say to the cookie? “You’re one tough ‘chip’ off the old block!”
  8. How does a donut stay fit? It does the “jelly” dance workout!
  9. Why did the donut go to space? It wanted to see if there was “life on glaze!”
  10. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The “glazed” and confused shuffle!
  11. Why did the donut bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to reach for the “hole”-y grail!
  12. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? “Hole” in one!
  13. How did the donut start a conversation? “Rolling” into your life with sweetness!
  14. Why did the donut get a library card? It wanted to expand its “dough”-main of knowledge!
  15. What’s a donut’s favorite type of weather? “Dough”nuts love a light drizzle!
  16. Why did the donut become a detective? It was looking for the “glaze” of the crime!
  17. What’s a donut’s favorite type of humor? “Punny” jokes with lots of “dough-larious” twists!
  18. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many “glazed” and confused moments!
  19. How does a donut express love? “I’m sprinkled with affection for you!”
  20. What did the donut say to the baguette? “We’re both bread, but I’m the ‘hole’-some one!”

  1. Why did the donut go to the party? It heard there would be plenty of dough!
  2. How does a donut flirt? It says, “You’re the sprinkles to my frosting.”
  3. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be the first in its class!
  4. What do you call a donut that’s a detective? A hole-in-one investigator!
  5. Why did the donut sit in the corner? It had a jelly-filled center.
  6. How do you know if a donut is talking to you? It has a glaze in its eyes!
  7. What’s a donut’s favorite movie genre? Mystery filled with suspense!
  8. Why did the donut go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some glaze rays!
  9. What did the donut say to the cupcake? “You’re cute, but I’m the real dessert.”
  10. Why did the donut go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the rollercoaster and doughnut wheel!
  11. How does a donut cool down? It takes a dip in the icing pool!
  12. What did the donut say to the croissant? “You’re flaky.”
  13. Why was the donut a good student? It always got straight A’s—glazed, powdered, and jelly-filled!
  14. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The sprinkle shuffle!
  15. Why did the donut go to the doctor? It had a case of the jelly belly.
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? Dunking!
  17. Why did the donut bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights of deliciousness!
  18. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? Twister—trying to avoid getting twisted!
  19. Why was the donut sad at the picnic? It felt crumby.
  20. How do you fix a broken donut? With a glaze of super glue!

  1. Why did the donut refuse to play hide and seek with the other pastries? Because it always got found in a “glaze” of glory, making hiding impossible!
  2. One day, a donut went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache. The doctor asked, “Have you been eating too many sweets?” The donut replied, “No, I just feel a bit ‘dough-lipped’!”
  3. Two donuts were sitting in a bakery display, and one turned to the other, saying, “I heard we might get eaten soon.” The second donut replied, “Don’t worry, it’s just a ‘rumor-glaze’.”
  4. What did the donut say during the comedy show? “I’m rolling on the floor with laughter, but it’s a ‘twist’ in my dough!”
  5. A donut decided to take a vacation and went to the beach. As it sunbathed, a wave washed over it, and the donut exclaimed, “I guess I’m now officially a ‘doughnut’!”
  6. Why did the donut start a detective agency? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing “hole”-y secrets!
  7. Two donuts were gossiping about a third donut. One said, “I heard it’s secretly filled with jelly!” The other replied, “Well, that explains the ‘jam’ it’s always in!”
  8. What did the donut write in its autobiography? “From Dough to Glory: The Sprinkled Memoirs of a Sweet Life.”
  9. A donut walked into a bakery and asked the baker, “Do you have any donuts with a sense of humor?” The baker replied, “Sure, they’re in the ‘dough-livery’ section!”
  10. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be at the head of the “glaze” in its class!
  11. What did one donut say to the other during a race? “I’m ‘dough-nuts’ about winning; let’s roll to victory!”
  12. Why did the donut bring a map to the bakery? It didn’t want to get lost in the “dough-sert” of options!
  13. A donut started a rock band with other pastries. They called themselves “The Rolling Doughs” because they believed in the power of a good “roll”!
  14. Why did the donut become a motivational speaker? It wanted to inspire others to “rise” to the occasion!
  15. One donut asked another, “What’s your secret to being so sweet?” The second donut replied, “It’s all about having a ‘dough-mestic’ attitude!”
  16. What did the donut say to the cookie during a friendly argument? “Let’s agree to ‘dis-dough-gree’ and share the plate!”
  17. Why did the donut go to the comedy club? It wanted to show off its “hole”-some sense of humor and prove it wasn’t just a “plain” pastry!
  18. How did the donut propose to the bagel? It said, “Let’s make our love official and become a ‘holy union’!”
  19. Why did the donut bring a pencil to the bakery? It wanted to ‘draw’ attention to its creative side!
  20. A donut entered a talent show and performed a magic trick. It said, “Watch me disappear,” and in a flash, it was gone. The judges were amazed, but the donut reappeared, saying, “I’m just a ‘hole’ lot of magic!”
  1. Why did the donut go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart-cookie-doughnut!
  2. What did the donut say to its frosting? “You complete me!”
  3. How do donuts send messages? Through sprinkled tele-donut-hy!
  4. Why did the donut start a band? Because it had a hole lot of rhythm!
  5. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You mocha me happy!”
  6. How do you know if a donut is shy? It glazes over in social situations!
  7. Why don’t donuts ever get lost? Because they always have a hole to follow!
  8. What do you call a donut who’s a detective? An investi-gator!
  9. Why did the donut visit the dentist? It had a cavity-ous toothache!
  10. How do donuts stay in shape? They do a lot of jelly-cises!
  11. What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? “You’re toast!”
  12. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It was tired of the hole relationship!
  13. How do donuts stay calm? They take deep-fried breaths!
  14. Why did the donut go to outer space? To find the universal donut hole!
  15. What do you call a donut that’s a good listener? A dough-nut!
  16. Why did the donut get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
  17. How do you catch a runaway donut? With a doughnut trap!
  18. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  19. Why did the donut go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
  20. How do donuts stay connected? Through their glazing social networks!

  1. Why did the donut go to the library? It wanted to get filled with knowledge!
  2. What’s a donut’s favorite mode of transportation? The hole-y roller!
  3. Why did the donut go to the art museum? It wanted to see some masterpiecepieces!
  4. How does a donut propose? With a sweet ring!
  5. What did the donut say to the cookie? “Let’s roll together!”
  6. Why did the donut go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some jelly sun!
  7. What’s a donut’s favorite game? Twister—always twisting and turning!
  8. Why was the donut happy? It had a hole lot of friends!
  9. What’s a donut’s favorite flower? A dough-daisy!
  10. Why did the donut go to space? It wanted to find the milky way!
  11. What’s a donut’s favorite app? Instagram—always showing off its sprinkles!
  12. Why did the donut go to the gym? It wanted to get jelly arms!
  13. What’s a donut’s favorite holiday? Fry-day!
  14. Why did the donut go to the circus? It wanted to see the doughnut wheel!
  15. What’s a donut’s favorite planet? Saturn—it has a ring!
  16. Why did the donut go to the party? It wanted to glaze the dance floor!
  17. What’s a donut’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone—it’s hole-y!
  18. Why did the donut bring a map? It didn’t want to get lost in the dough!
  19. What’s a donut’s favorite movie? The Lord of the Rings—it loves the one ring!
  20. Why did the donut go to the doctor? It felt crumby!

  1. Why did the donut go to therapy? Because it had too many fillings of emotional baggage.
  2. What do you call a promiscuous donut? A glaze hussy.
  3. Why did the donut break up with its partner? They were always too jelly.
  4. What’s a donut’s favorite part of a workout? The glaze afterward.
  5. Why did the donut go to school? To get a little glaze of education.
  6. What’s a donut’s favorite type of music? Hole-y Hip-Hop.
  7. How do donuts apologize? With a dozen “I’m sorrys”.
  8. Why don’t donuts ever get lonely? They’re always in a hole lot of company.
  9. What do you call a donut that’s a morning person? A sunrise pastry.
  10. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling replacement.
  11. What’s a donut’s favorite exercise? The sprinkler.
  12. Why did the donut go to the party? It wanted to be the life of the glaze.
  13. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me.”
  14. Why don’t donuts ever get lost? They always have a good sense of glaze-orientation.
  15. What did the donut say to the baker? “Quit glazing around and get to work!”
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite TV show? Breaking Glaze.
  17. Why was the donut a good comedian? It had a great sense of dough-pour.
  18. What’s a donut’s favorite sport? Dunking.
  19. Why did the donut go to space? To find the cosmic glaze.
  20. What do you call a nervous donut? A cruller in distress.
  1. Why did the donut go to school? Because it wanted to be a little hole-some!
  2. What did the donut say to the coffee? “Donut worry, I’ll be your sweet companion.”
  3. Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a little filling!
  4. How do donuts stay in touch? They use the glaze-ful network!
  5. Why don’t donuts ever play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the dough-nut!
  6. What do you call a donut that’s a detective? A dough-investigator!
  7. Why did the donut break up with the croissant? It realized they were just too flaky!
  8. How do you know if a donut is an optimist? It’s always filled with hope!
  9. What do you call a sad donut? A glum-glazed!
  10. Why was the donut baker so good at baseball? Because he knew how to batter!
  11. What’s a donut’s favorite instrument? The dough-jo!
  12. Why did the donut go to the party? It heard there would be a hole lot of fun!
  13. How does a donut apologize? It says, “I’m sorry for the glaze I caused.”
  14. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  15. Why was the donut shop robbed? Because the thieves wanted some dough!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite type of exercise? Glaze-robics!
  17. Why did the donut go to space? It wanted to find the universal donut hole!
  18. What did the donut say to the cake? “You’re just a big, round poser!”
  19. Why did the donut go to the beach? It wanted to get a little sun-glazed!
  20. How does a donut propose? With a big, sugary ring!

  1. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be a “hole” student!
  2. What did the donut say to the cupcake? “You’re cute, but I’m the real deal.”
  3. Why was the donut a good student? It always got straight A’s—glazed, powdered, and jelly-filled!
  4. How does a donut cool down? It takes a dip in the icing pool!
  5. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The sprinkle shuffle!
  6. Why did the donut bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights of deliciousness!
  7. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? Twister—trying to avoid getting twisted!
  8. Why was the donut sad at the picnic? It felt crumby.
  9. How do you fix a broken donut? With a glaze of super glue!
  10. What did the donut say to the bagel? “You’re just a twisty wannabe!”
  11. Why did the donut go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “rays” of sun!
  12. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day, of course!
  13. Why was the donut a great singer? It had a sweet glaze to its voice!
  14. What did the donut order at the bar? A “filling” cocktail!
  15. Why did the donut go to the doctor? It felt jelly inside!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite mode of transportation? The “dough”cycle!
  17. Why did the donut get lost? It took a wrong turn and ended up in a “jam”!
  18. What did the donut say to the cake? “You’re just a sweet imitator!”
  19. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to be “baked”!
  20. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? “Twist”er!

  1. Why did the donut go to school? Because it wanted to be a “hole-y” scholar!
  2. What do you call a donut that’s an expert at math? A “pi” donut!
  3. Why did the donut break up with the bagel? It just wasn’t their “jam”!
  4. How did the donut propose to its sweetheart? With a “ring” of frosting!
  5. What do you call a donut that tells jokes? A “punny” pastry!
  6. Why did the donut join the band? Because it had a “sweet” beat!
  7. What’s a donut’s favorite type of exercise? “Dough-nastics”!
  8. Why did the donut go to space? To find its missing “icing”!
  9. What did one donut say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “I love you a ‘hole’ lot!”
  10. How do donuts stay in shape? They “glaze” over their fitness routine!
  11. Why was the donut so stressed? It had too many “fillings” to do!
  12. What’s a donut’s favorite movie genre? Anything with “dough-mance”!
  13. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get its “filling” checked!
  14. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? “Fry-day,” of course!
  15. Why was the donut afraid to go to the party? It didn’t want to be the “centerpiece”!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? “Twister,” because it loves to “dough” a twist!
  17. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many “emotional holes”!
  18. What do you call a donut that’s a detective? A “crumb” catcher!
  19. Why did the donut go to the beach? To get a “jelly” tan!
  20. What did the donut say to the coffee? “You complete me, ‘cream’ and sugar!”

  1. Why did the donut go to school early? It wanted to be a “hole” student!
  2. What did the donut say to the cupcake? “You’re cute, but I’m the real deal.”
  3. Why was the donut a good student? It always got straight A’s—glazed, powdered, and jelly-filled!
  4. How does a donut cool down? It takes a dip in the icing pool!
  5. What’s a donut’s favorite dance move? The sprinkle shuffle!
  6. Why did the donut bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights of deliciousness!
  7. What’s a donut’s favorite board game? Twister—trying to avoid getting twisted!
  8. Why was the donut sad at the picnic? It felt crumby.
  9. How do you fix a broken donut? With a glaze of super glue!
  10. What did the donut say to the bagel? “You’re just a twisty wannabe!”
  11. Why did the donut go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “rays” of sun!
  12. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day, of course!
  13. Why was the donut a great singer? It had a sweet glaze to its voice!
  14. What did the donut order at the bar? A “filling” cocktail!
  15. Why did the donut go to the doctor? It felt jelly inside!
  16. What’s a donut’s favorite mode of transportation? The “dough”cycle!
  17. Why did the donut get lost? It took a wrong turn and ended up in a “jam”!
  18. What did the donut say to the cake? “You’re just a sweet imitator!”
  19. Why did the donut go to school? It wanted to be “baked”!

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