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“20 Quirky Quanta for Another Witty Mind: The Engineer’s Jest Digest”

Dive into a world of laughter with our Disney joke collection! From classic characters to modern marvels, get ready for endless fun and amusement.

1. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto in person!
2. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t come out? “Someday my prints will come!”
3. Why did Goofy take a ladder to Disneyland? Because he heard the tickets were “sky-high”!
4. How does Elsa stay in shape? She does the “frozen” yoga!
5. Why did Simba bring a hairbrush to the jungle? He wanted to brush up on his mane-tenance!
6. Why did the Disney character go to school? To improve his “character development”!
7. Why did Donald Duck become a comedian? Because he wanted to quack everyone up!
8. Why did Aladdin bring a ladder to the store? He heard they had great “carpet deals” on the second floor!
9. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh!
10. Why did Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands!
11. Why did Woody get a ticket at the theme park? Because he was “Sheriff of the line”!
12. Why did Rapunzel get a cell phone? To keep in “tangled” with her friends!
13. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail? They committed “hi-ho” theft!
14. Why did Jack Sparrow bring a bird to the movie theater? Because he heard it was rated “Arrrr!”
15. Why did Buzz Lightyear join the gym? To get a “space-ial” workout!
16. Why did the Genie get a job as a chef? Because he wanted to grant “taste-bud” wishes!
17. Why was the Disney villain so good at math? Because they always made “calculating” plans!
18. Why did Dory start a band? Because she could never “forget” the lyrics!
19. Why did the Disney princess break up with her boyfriend? She realized she needed “sole” mates, not glass slippers!
20. Why did the Disney character bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were “top shelf”!

1. Why did Mickey Mouse become a detective? Because he was tired of being the one “mouse” in the house!
2. Why did Elsa’s ice cream truck break down? It had too many “frozen” treats!
3. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
4. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants to Disneyland? In case he got a “hole” in one!
5. Why did Simba bring a flute to the jungle? He wanted to play “Lion King” music!
6. Why did Donald Duck get kicked out of the band? Because he kept quacking up the rhythm!
7. Why did Aladdin always carry a rug with him? Because it was his “magic carpetbag”!
8. Why did Woody go to therapy? He had a “split” personality!
9. Why did Rapunzel get kicked out of the hair salon? She kept letting down her “long” hair!
10. Why did Peter Pan always fly solo? Because he never wanted to grow “pair-ent”!
11. Why did Stitch bring a sandwich to the beach? He heard the waves were “gnarly”!
12. Why did the Genie go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw a “masterpiece”!
13. Why did Captain Hook buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to “hook” up with some new words!
14. Why was Baymax a terrible comedian? Because his jokes were too “inflated”!
15. Why did the Evil Queen become a gardener? She loved making “poison apple pie”!
16. Why was Buzz Lightyear such a good dancer? Because he had some “out-of-this-world” moves!
17. Why did the Mad Hatter go to therapy? He had a “tea-riffic” meltdown!
18. Why did Nemo flush the toilet? He wanted to be “fishin’ in the stream”!
19. Why did Pumbaa go to the doctor? He had a “hakuna-matata” bellyache!
20. Why did Ariel use her cell phone under the sea? She wanted to check her “shell-fies”!

1. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
2. Why don’t you ever see Dalmatians at Walt Disney World? They’re always spotted!
3. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? “Someday, my prints will come!”
4. How does Ariel make decisions? She flips her fins and takes a guess-ture!
5. Why was Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlanded!
6. Why did the Genie disappear after the movie? He went back into the lamp because he couldn’t handle the spotlight!
7. What did Snow White say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? “Some day, my prints will come!”
8. Why did Goofy wear a turtleneck? To hide his shellfie!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, just like Winnie the Pooh!
10. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
11. Why was the little mermaid afraid to play games? Because she didn’t want to be a “part of your world!”
12. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
13. Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!
14. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
15. Why was Elsa afraid to read her fairy tale? She was worried she’d “Let It Go!”
16. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
17. Why did Mickey Mouse join NASA? He wanted to go to “Mars-ed”!
18. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
19. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
20. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!

1. Why did Goofy bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to check out “high-brow” books!
2. Why did Cinderella wear glass slippers? Because she wanted to leave behind a “transparent” legacy!
3. Why did Mickey Mouse start a blog? Because he had a lot of “Mickey-tures” to share!
4. Why did Simba bring a pencil to the savanna? He wanted to draw “pride” portraits!
5. Why did Elsa become a scientist? Because she wanted to “break the ice” in her research!
6. Why did Aladdin become a weatherman? Because he knew how to predict a “magic carpet” ride!
7. Why did Belle always win at hide-and-seek? Because she could “beast” any hiding spot!
8. Why did Stitch go to space? Because he wanted to explore the “starry stitches”!
9. Why did Buzz Lightyear start a podcast? Because he wanted to reach “infinity and beyond” in his audience reach!
10. Why did Jack Sparrow become a historian? Because he had a “captain’s log” of adventures!
11. Why did the Evil Queen become a mathematician? Because she loved finding the “fairest” solutions!
12. Why did Woody go to therapy? Because he wanted to work on his “inner sheriff”!
13. Why did Rapunzel become a barber? Because she could “let down” anyone’s hair!
14. Why did the Genie become a life coach? Because he could grant “self-help” wishes!
15. Why did Pumbaa go to the bank? He wanted to make a “boar-rowing” transaction!
16. Why did Tinkerbell become a fashion designer? Because she knew how to “sprinkle” some pixie style!
17. Why did Dumbo join the circus? Because he wanted to “soar” to new heights of entertainment!
18. Why did Ariel become an entrepreneur? Because she had a “whale” of an idea!
19. Why did Hercules start a gym? Because he wanted to help others become “legends” in fitness!
20. Why did the Mad Hatter become a chef? Because he could turn any tea party into a “flavorful” experience!

1. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? He needed some space from Minnie’s constant “mouse-tering”!
2. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer team? She always ran away from the ball like it was her midnight curfew!
3. Why did Simba bring a comb to the jungle? He wanted to “mane-tain” his royal appearance!
4. Why did Goofy wear a sweater to Disneyland? He heard it was going to be “Goof-chilly”!
5. Why did Elsa fail her driving test? She couldn’t “let it go” when it came to the parking parallel!
6. Why did Aladdin bring a magic carpet to the bar? He heard they had a “flying” happy hour!
7. Why did Donald Duck become a therapist? He was tired of people saying he had anger management issues!
8. Why did Woody get a time-out? He kept yelling, “There’s a snake in my boot!” in public!
9. Why did Rapunzel get a part-time job at the bakery? She had a knack for making “twisty” pastries!
10. Why did Buzz Lightyear join the school band? He wanted to be a “space-tacular” musician!
11. Why did Tigger get kicked out of the chemistry lab? He bounced around too much, causing “explosive” reactions!
12. Why did Peter Pan never get lost? He always followed the “second star to the right” for directions!
13. Why did Dumbo bring an umbrella to the circus? He wanted to “ele-float” in style!
14. Why did Hercules get a speeding ticket? He was always “zooming” around with his god-like speed!
15. Why did Pumbaa bring a GPS to the jungle? He didn’t want to get caught in any “hakuna-matata” traffic jams!
16. Why did Ariel refuse to share her snacks? She said, “They’re ‘shell-fish’, sorry!”
17. Why did Jack Sparrow get kicked out of the comedy club? His jokes were always “pirate-ically incorrect”!
18. Why did the Evil Queen never win at poker? She always tried to “poison” her opponents’ hands!
19. Why did Stitch become a DJ? He loved mixing up some “intergalactic beats”!
20. Why did the Mad Hatter go broke? He kept spending all his money on “tea-riffic” hats!

21. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
22. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
23. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
24. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
25. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
26. What does Elsa use to fix her snowman? A snowplier!
27. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
28. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s “holey” magical!
29. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She kept running away from the ball!
30. Why did Mickey Mouse join NASA? He wanted to go to “Mars-ed”!
31. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
32. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
33. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
34. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
35. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
36. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
37. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
38. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
39. What does Elsa use to fix her snowman? A snowplier!
40. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

1. Why did Mickey Mouse decide to become a chef? Well, you see, Mickey was tired of being the star of the show all the time. He wanted a new challenge, something that would truly test his skills. So, he enrolled in culinary school and started his journey to become a master chef. But it wasn’t easy for Mickey. He struggled with the basics, burning his pancakes and overcooking his spaghetti. However, Mickey was determined to succeed. With the help of his friends, Goofy and Minnie, he practiced day and night until he perfected his recipes. Finally, after months of hard work, Mickey opened his own restaurant called “The Mouse House” where he served the most delicious dishes in town. And that’s how Mickey Mouse became the world’s most famous chef!
2. Once upon a time in the magical kingdom of Disneyland, there was a big talent show happening. All the Disney characters were excited to showcase their skills and compete for the title of the ultimate performer. Mickey Mouse was hosting the show, and the stage was set for a night of entertainment like never before. First up was Cinderella, who wowed the audience with her graceful dance moves. Then came Aladdin, who amazed everyone with his magical tricks. But just when it seemed like the competition couldn’t get any fiercer, Donald Duck stepped onto the stage. He confidently announced that he would perform the most incredible feat ever seen in Disney history. Donald took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and began to… recite Shakespeare! The audience was stunned into silence as Donald flawlessly delivered a soliloquy from Hamlet. When he finished, the crowd erupted into thunderous applause. Mickey Mouse declared Donald Duck the winner of the talent show, proving once and for all that even the most unexpected talents can shine bright in the magical world of Disney.
3. One day, Buzz Lightyear and Woody were hanging out in Andy’s room, discussing their latest adventure in space. Suddenly, Buzz had an idea. “Hey Woody,” he said, “why don’t we start our own detective agency?” Woody was intrigued. “That sounds like a rootin’ tootin’ good time, Buzz!” So, the two toys set out to solve their first case. Their client was none other than Minnie Mouse, who had lost her favorite bow. Buzz and Woody searched high and low, interrogating suspects and following clues. Finally, after hours of detective work, they found the missing bow hidden under a pile of socks. Minnie Mouse was overjoyed and thanked Buzz and Woody for their help. From that day on, Buzz Lightyear and Woody became the most famous detectives in all of Disney, solving mysteries and fighting crime wherever they went.
4. Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Arendelle, there lived a group of mischievous trolls who loved playing pranks on the residents. Their favorite target? Elsa, the Snow Queen. No matter how hard Elsa tried to avoid them, the trolls always found a way to sneak up on her and pull a hilarious prank. One day, Elsa had finally had enough. She decided to teach the trolls a lesson they would never forget. With her ice powers, she created the ultimate prank: an entire palace made of ice cream! The trolls couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw the delicious structure standing before them. They immediately forgot about their mischievous plans and rushed inside to taste the ice cream. But as soon as they took a bite, the palace began to melt, leaving the trolls covered in sticky goo. Elsa couldn’t help but laugh as the trolls ran away, licking their sticky fingers. From that day on, the trolls learned to think twice before pranking the Snow Queen of Arendelle.
5. Deep in the heart of the jungle, Tarzan and Jane were exploring the wilderness when they stumbled upon a mysterious cave. Curious to see what lay inside, they ventured into the darkness, only to discover that the cave was actually a hidden treasure trove filled with ancient artifacts and priceless jewels. But just as they were about to claim their riches, they heard a loud roar echoing through the cavern. It was none other than Scar, the villainous lion from The Lion King, who had been guarding the treasure for years. Tarzan and Jane knew they had to act fast if they wanted to escape with their lives and the treasure. Thinking quickly, Tarzan swung from vine to vine, distracting Scar with his acrobatic skills while Jane grabbed the most valuable jewels. With a final leap, Tarzan and Jane made it out of the cave just in time, leaving Scar roaring in frustration. As they emerged into the sunlight, Tarzan and Jane knew that they had uncovered not only treasure but also a thrilling adventure they would never forget.
6. Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, there lived a young mermaid named Ariel who dreamed of exploring the world beyond the ocean. But her father, King Triton, forbade her from venturing onto land, fearing for her safety. Determined to follow her dreams, Ariel sought out the help of her friends, Flounder and Sebastian, to devise a plan. Together, they convinced Triton to let Ariel attend a royal ball on land under one condition: she must return before midnight. Excitedly, Ariel transformed into a human and danced the night away at the ball, but as the clock struck midnight, she realized she had to return to the sea. In her haste, Ariel lost one of her glass slippers on the steps of the palace. The next day, Prince Eric, who had fallen in love with Ariel at the ball, set out to find the mysterious girl who had captured his heart. With the help of the glass slipper, Eric finally found Ariel and declared his love for her. And so, Ariel’s dreams of exploring the world came true as she embarked on a new adventure with her prince by her side.
7. One day in the Hundred Acre Wood, Winnie the Pooh and his friends were having a picnic when they realized they were out of honey. Determined to satisfy their sweet tooth, they set out on a quest to find the legendary Honey Tree, where the most delicious honey in all the land was said to grow. Along the way, they encountered all sorts of obstacles, from tangled vines to mischievous bees. But with teamwork and determination, they overcame every challenge until they finally reached the Honey Tree. However, when they arrived, they discovered that the tree was guarded by a fearsome dragon! Not one to back down from a challenge, Pooh bravely approached the dragon and offered it a pot of honey as a peace offering. To everyone’s surprise, the dragon accepted the honey and revealed itself to be a friendly creature who had been misunderstood all along. Grateful for their kindness, the dragon allowed Pooh and his friends to collect as much honey as they wanted, and they returned home to the Hundred Acre Wood with their bellies full and their hearts full of adventure.
8. In the bustling city of Zootopia, Judy Hopps, the determined rabbit police officer, was on the case of a lifetime. A string of mysterious robberies had been plaguing the city, and Judy was determined to catch the culprit. With her trusty partner, Nick Wilde, by her side, Judy followed clue after clue, unraveling a web of deception that led them straight to the mastermind behind the crimes: a sly fox named Finnick. But just as they were about to make the arrest, Finnick revealed that he was being blackmailed by an even bigger criminal, the notorious mob boss, Mr. Big. Determined to bring justice to Zootopia, Judy and Nick set out to take down Mr. Big and his gang once and for all. With quick thinking and clever disguises, they infiltrated Mr. Big’s lair and uncovered his evil plans to take over the city. But Judy and Nick were one step ahead, and with the help of their friends, they defeated Mr. Big and restored peace to Zootopia. From that day on, Judy and Nick were hailed as heroes, proving that even the smallest of animals can make a big difference.

1. Why did Mickey Mouse bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to reach for the “Minnie-mum” knowledge!
2. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer team? She kept losing her “glass” slippers on the field!
3. Why did Simba bring a pencil to the jungle? He wanted to draw “lion” landscapes!
4. Why did Goofy wear a belt to the theme park? Because he heard they had some “loopy” roller coasters!
5. Why did Elsa refuse to let go of her library book? Because she didn’t want to “freeze” her library card!
6. Why did Aladdin bring a magic carpet to the math class? Because he wanted to solve “flying” equations!
7. Why did Donald Duck become a teacher? Because he wanted to “quack” down on homework!
8. Why did Woody bring a ruler to the toy box? Because he wanted to measure up to the other toys!
9. Why did Rapunzel bring a comb to the party? In case she needed to “let down” her hair!
10. Why did Buzz Lightyear go to the zoo? To see if there were any “space” monkeys!
11. Why did Tigger go to the playground? He heard there were plenty of “bouncing” opportunities!
12. Why did Peter Pan never get lost in the forest? Because he always followed the “second star to the right”!
13. Why did Dumbo bring an umbrella to the circus? He wanted to “ele-float” in style!
14. Why did Pumbaa bring a map to the beach? He didn’t want to get “lost” in the sand!
15. Why did Ariel bring her phone underwater? To take “shell-fies” with her fish friends!
16. Why did Jack Sparrow bring a bird to the movie theater? Because he heard it was “rated arrrr”!
17. Why did the Evil Queen bring a mirror to the kitchen? To see if her cooking was “fairest” of them all!
18. Why did Stitch bring a notebook to the spaceship? To “inter-galactically” doodle!
19. Why did the Mad Hatter bring a teapot to the picnic? In case they ran out of “tea-riffic” drinks!
20. Why did Hercules bring a lion to school? To show off his “roaring” friend!

41. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
42. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
43. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
44. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
45. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
46. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
47. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
48. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
49. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
50. What does Elsa use to fix her snowman? A snowplier!
51. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
52. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s “holey” magical!
53. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She kept running away from the ball!
54. Why did Mickey Mouse join NASA? He wanted to go to “Mars-ed”!
55. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
56. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
57. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
58. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
59. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
60. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

1. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
2. Why doesn’t Peter Pan ever get lost? Because he always “Neverlands” in the right place!
3. Why did Snow White get a job at the orchard? Because she heard they had seven dwarfs working there!
4. What did Ariel say to her prince when they got into an argument? “You’re being shellfish!”
5. Why was Aladdin’s magic carpet always so itchy? Because of all the fleas in One Thousand and One Nights!
6. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
7. What’s Goofy’s favorite exercise? Goof-ups!
8. Why did Simba’s father always tell him to be careful around shady characters? Because Scar always lurks around!
9. Why did Elsa let go of her ice powers? Because she couldn’t “let it go” any longer!
10. Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to jail? They were caught guilty of “mining” their own business!
11. What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear about their friendship? “You’ve got a friend in me, but you still need to buy me a beer!”
12. Why did Maleficent go to therapy? She wanted to overcome her sleeping beauty issues!
13. Why did Jack Sparrow start a band? Because he heard they had a lot of “gigs”!
14. Why did the Beast go to the dentist? To get his “fangs” checked!
15. Why did Dumbo bring a feather to the bar? To lighten the mood!
16. Why was Tarzan banned from playing poker? Because he was always caught cheating with his “jungle” tactics!
17. Why did Cruella de Vil become a fashion designer? Because she loved to “spot” trends!
18. Why did Pumbaa sit on the clock? He wanted to be a “ham” in time!
19. Why did Pinocchio get a job at the bakery? Because he was great at rolling dough into “real” croissants!
20. Why did Tinkerbell break up with her boyfriend? He was always “pixie dusting” around!

1. Why was Cinderella terrible at soccer? Because she always kept losing her glass slippers on the field!
2. Why did Peter Pan never get a job? Because he refused to grow up and face the responsibilities!
3. Why did Simba’s dad get a job as a comedian? Because he was always lion around!
4. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto, but he couldn’t find his way there!
5. Why was Aladdin always rubbing the lamp? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t miss any opportunities!
6. Why did the Genie never date anyone? Because he was always trapped in the friend zone!
7. Why was Buzz Lightyear terrible at telling jokes? Because he could never land them properly!
8. Why did Goofy go to school? Because he wanted to improve his social skills!
9. Why did Elsa let her hair down? Because she needed to chill out!
10. Why did Woody get a job in construction? Because he was great at building friendships!
11. Why was the Little Mermaid bad at math? Because she could never figure out how many fish were in the sea!
12. Why did Mr. Incredible go to therapy? Because he needed someone to help him deal with his super-stressed life!
13. Why did Jack Sparrow go to the bar? Because he heard they had a treasure trove of drinks!
14. Why did the Beast get a job as a zookeeper? Because he wanted to learn how to tame his inner animal!
15. Why was Tinkerbell always glowing? Because she was full of bright ideas!
16. Why did Dumbo never forget anything? Because he always had a trunk full of memories!
17. Why did Pinocchio get a job as a carpenter? Because he wanted to prove he could make something of himself!
18. Why did Donald Duck get kicked out of the comedy club? Because his jokes were too fowl!
19. Why was Goofy so good at baking? Because he always knew how to “whisk” it!
20. Why did Pluto become a detective? Because he had a nose for solving mysteries!

61. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
62. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
63. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
64. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
65. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
66. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
67. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
68. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
69. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
70. What does Elsa use to fix her snowman? A snowplier!
71. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
72. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s “holey” magical!
73. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She kept running away from the ball!
74. Why did Mickey Mouse join NASA? He wanted to go to “Mars-ed”!
75. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
76. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
77. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
78. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
79. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
80. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

1. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find his “cheese” on the moon!
2. Why was Cinderella bad at bowling? Because she kept striking midnight!
3. What did the cheese say to Buzz Lightyear? “You’ve got a friend in cheese!”
4. Why did Simba bring a ladder to the jungle? Because he heard the lion’s share of cheese was at the top!
5. Why did Goofy become a chef? Because he wanted to make the cheesiest dishes in town!
6. Why did Snow White always carry a slice of cheese? In case she needed to whistle while she worked, she’d have something to grate!
7. What do you call a cheesy pirate? Captain Brie Sparrow!
8. Why did Elsa build a snowman out of cheese? Because she wanted him to be “gouda” friend!
9. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s hole-y like his jokes!
10. Why did the Big Bad Wolf join a cheese club? Because he wanted to huff and puff and blow some cheese!
11. Why did Pinocchio’s nose grow when he saw cheese? Because he was “cheddar”ly excited!
12. Why did Donald Duck bring cheese to the party? Because he wanted to quack everyone up!
13. Why did Woody and Buzz go to the cheese factory? Because they heard they could find some “to-infinity-and-brie-ond” flavors!
14. Why was Winnie the Pooh always asking for more cheese? Because he believed in “brie-f” moments!
15. What did the cheese say to the Disney princesses? “You’re all grate in my book!”
16. Why did the Fairy Godmother turn Cinderella’s pumpkin into cheese? Because she wanted her to have a gouda ride!
17. Why did Pluto bury his bones in cheese? Because he wanted to dig up some cheesy memories!
18. Why did Dumbo fly to the cheese shop? Because he heard they had “flying saucers”!
19. What did Goofy say when he tasted blue cheese for the first time? “Gawrsh, it’s bluetiful!”
20. Why did Stitch try to abduct cheese from the moon? Because he wanted to make his own “cheese-stitch”!

81. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
82. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
83. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
84. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
85. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
86. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
87. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
88. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball!
89. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To find Pluto!
90. What does Elsa use to fix her snowman? A snowplier!
91. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
92. What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it’s “holey” magical!
93. Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? She kept running away from the ball!
94. Why did Mickey Mouse join NASA? He wanted to go to “Mars-ed”!
95. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work overtime!
96. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
97. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She always ran away from the ball!
98. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime!
99. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells!
100. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

“20 Disney Delights: Laughter in the Magic Kingdom”

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