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1. Why did the curling stone break up with its partner? Because it found someone more polished.
2. What do you call a group of curlers who can’t stop arguing? A broom brawl.
3. Why don’t curlers ever get lost? Because they always know the way to the house.
4. What did the curling stone say to the broom? “You sweep me off my feet.”
5. Why was the curling stone a great musician? Because it always knew how to rock and roll.
6. Why did the curling team bring a map to the game? In case they needed directions to the button.
7. What do you get when you mix a curling stone and a comedian? A real “slide-splitter.”
8. Why did the curler bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights in sweeping.
9. What’s a curler’s favorite type of math? Rockometry.
10. Why did the curler bring a suitcase to the ice rink? Because they heard it was going to be a sweeping victory.
11. Why did the broom go to therapy? It had too many issues to brush off.
12. What’s a curler’s favorite movie genre? Stone-cold dramas.
13. Why don’t curlers ever get bored? Because there’s always a “rock” and roll party on the ice.
14. What do you call a nervous curling stone? A jitter-rock.
15. Why did the curling stone go to school? To brush up on its sweeping techniques.
16. Why was the curling stone always the life of the party? Because it had a “rocking” personality.
17. Why did the broom refuse to sweep for the curling team? It said it was tired of being “swept” under the rug.
18. What do you call a curling stone’s autobiography? “The Stone-Cold Truth.”
19. Why did the curling stone break up with its partner? It said they were “on thin ice.”
20. What did the curling stone say to the other stone after a perfect shot? “You rock!”

1. Why did the curling stone go to therapy? It had some serious sliding issues!
2. What do you call a group of penguins playing curling? The Antarctic Sweepers!
3. Why did the broom get a speeding ticket? It was caught “sweeping” over the limit!
4. How do curlers stay warm during a game? They huddle in the “house”!
5. Why was the curling stone a terrible comedian? It always delivered “stone-cold” punchlines!
6. What did the curling stone say to the ice? “I’m really stuck on you!”
7. Why did the curler bring a ladder to the game? To reach new heights in sweeping comedy!
8. What do you call a curler with a sore throat? A hoarse “sweeper”!
9. Why did the broom refuse to sweep for the curling team? It said it was “brushed” off by the competition!
10. Why was the curling stone such a gossip? It had a habit of spreading “rock-solid” rumors!
11. What’s a curler’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, of course – they love anything with a good sweep!
12. Why don’t curlers ever get lost? Because they always know the way to the “button”!
13. Why did the curler bring a pillow to the game? To cushion the blow if they hit a “rock bottom” moment!
14. What do you call a curling stone’s favorite song? “We Will Rock You” by Queen!
15. Why did the curling team go to the beach? They wanted to practice their sand sweeping skills!
16. What’s a curler’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “rock and roll” soundtrack!
17. Why was the broom nervous during the game? It had a fear of commitment – always afraid to “sweep”!
18. What’s a curler’s favorite board game? “Sweepopoly” – it’s all about strategy and sweeping!
19. Why did the curling stone go to school? It wanted to be a “class act” on the ice!
20. What did the curling stone say to the broom after a perfect shot? “You swept me off my handle!”

1. Why did the curling stone hire a lawyer? It wanted to avoid getting “stonewalled” in negotiations.
2. What did the curling stone say to the pebble? “You’re just a chip off the old block.”
3. Why did the curler bring a compass to the game? To ensure they always had a “directional sweep.”
4. What’s a curler’s favorite type of art? Stone carving.
5. Why did the curling team hire a chef? They wanted their strategy meetings to be “stone-cold” serious.
6. What’s a curler’s favorite type of literature? Rock poetry.
7. Why was the curling stone so confident? It had nerves of granite.
8. What do you call a curling stone with a sense of humor? A “rolling” stone.
9. Why did the broom refuse to sweep for the curling team? It said it was only interested in “sweeping” romances.
10. What do curlers use to keep track of time during a game? A “rock-clock.”
11. Why was the curling stone such a good friend? It always knew how to “slide” into conversations.
12. What’s a curler’s favorite type of weather? Rock-solid conditions.
13. Why did the curling team bring a dictionary to the game? To ensure they were always on the same “page.”
14. What do you call a curling stone’s autobiography? “The Smooth Journey.”
15. Why did the broom feel left out? It was always getting the “cold shoulder” during the game.
16. What did the curling stone say to the icy surface? “Let’s slide into a perfect match.”
17. Why was the curling stone such a perfectionist? It always aimed for the “bullseye.”
18. What’s a curler’s favorite type of music? Rock and sweep.
19. Why did the curling team bring a telescope to the game? To get a “stone’s throw” ahead of the competition.
20. What did the curling stone say to the broom after a game-winning shot? “You swept me off my path to victory!”

1. Why was the curling stone always cold? It had ice in its veins.
2. What did the curling stone say to the broom? “You’re such a sweep!”
3. Why did the curling team bring a ladder? To aim for higher scores!
4. Why was the broom upset during the game? It felt brushed aside.
5. What did the ice say to the curling stone? “You’ve got some slick moves.”
6. Why was the curling stone such a great listener? It always gave a stone-cold response.
7. Why did the curling stone bring a map? To find the shortest path to victory!
8. Why did the broom refuse to sweep? It was on a strike!
9. What do you call a nervous curling stone? A jitter-rock.
10. Why was the curling stone always calm? It had a smooth attitude.
11. What did the curling stone say to the ice? “Slide with me, baby!”
12. Why did the curling team have a fan? To blow away the competition.
13. What did the curling stone say to the broom? “You’re my rock!”
14. Why did the curling stone go to school? To brush up on its skills.
15. Why was the curling stone’s favorite holiday Valentine’s Day? It loved a good sweep.
16. Why did the curling stone go to therapy? It needed to work on its stone-cold demeanor.
17. Why was the curling stone always happy? It had a rock-solid mindset.
18. What do you call a curling stone’s autobiography? “The Stone’s Throw.”
19. Why was the broom always in a hurry? It had a sweeping agenda.
20. What did the curling stone say after a perfect shot? “Nailed it!”

1. Why did the curling stone go to therapy? Because it was having trouble sliding through life.
2. What do you call a nervous curling stone? A jitter-rock.
3. Why did the curling team bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the competition was “on another level.”
4. What do you call a group of curling stones gossiping? Pebble talk.
5. Why did the curling broom break up with its partner? It felt swept off its feet by someone else.
6. Why don’t curling stones ever get lost? Because they always stick together.
7. What’s a curler’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll.
8. Why was the curling stone always the life of the party? Because it had a lot of stones to tell.
9. How did the curling stone respond when it got complimented? It blushed and brushed it off.
10. Why don’t curlers ever play hide and seek? Because their stones always reveal their location.
11. Why did the broom go to school? To brush up on its sweeping techniques.
12. Why don’t curling stones ever go to the beach? They’re afraid of getting sand in their pebbles.
13. What did one curling stone say to the other during the game? “Let’s rock this house.”
14. Why did the curling team start a band? Because they heard they could sweep the charts.
15. Why was the curling stone so good at telling jokes? Because it always had a rock-solid punchline.
16. Why don’t curling stones ever get bored? Because they’re always on a roll.
17. What did the coach say to the curling team before the big match? “Slide into victory!”
18. Why did the broom bring a map to the curling game? To help navigate through the sweeping changes.
19. What’s a curler’s favorite movie genre? Stone-cold thrillers.
20. Why did the curling stone go to the art gallery? To brush up on its technique.

1. Why did the little curling stone refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always sticks out!
2. What did the baby curling stone say to its mom? “I’ll rock and roll, but I’m not ready to slide yet!”
3. Why did the young curling stone get good grades? Because it always stayed on a straight path!
4. What do you call a baby curling stone’s first words? Pebble babble!
5. Why did the little curling stone bring a pillow to practice? Because it wanted to practice its “rock-a-bye” technique!
6. Why did the kid curling team bring a teddy bear to the game? For extra “rock-solid” support!
7. What did the young curling stone say when it scored a point? “I’m on a roll!”
8. Why did the little curling stone refuse to wear a hat? Because it didn’t want anything to “sweep” over its eyes!
9. Why was the young curling stone always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “slide” into a good time!
10. What did the kid curling stone say to the broom? “You’re my best friend! We stick together through thick and thin!”
11. Why did the little curling stone bring a magnifying glass to practice? To inspect its “rock-solid” technique up close!
12. What’s a baby curling stone’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Stone That Could!”
13. Why did the kid curling team bring a jump rope to practice? To work on their “rock and roll” moves!
14. Why did the young curling stone always have perfect attendance? Because it never wanted to “skip” practice!
15. What did the little curling stone say when it fell down? “I’m just taking a ‘slide’ break!”
16. Why did the young curling stone wear sunglasses to practice? Because it wanted to look “cool” on the ice!
17. What’s a baby curling stone’s favorite game? “Rock, Paper, Scissors…Slide!”
18. Why did the kid curling team bring a backpack to the game? To carry their “stones” of victory!
19. What did the little curling stone say to its coach? “Teach me to be the coolest stone on the ice!”
20. Why did the young curling stone bring a compass to practice? To always know which direction to “slide” in!

1. Why did the curling team start a landscaping business? Because they were experts at rock placement!
2. What’s a curler’s favorite pickup line? “Are you a broom? Because you sweep me off my feet!”
3. Why did the curler bring a pillow to the game? Because they heard it was a “rock-solid” strategy for comfort!
4. What’s a curler’s favorite dance move? The “sweep and slide!”
5. Why did the curling team bring a GPS to the game? To make sure they always found the “rocky” road to victory!
6. What did the curler say to their opponent after a match? “You got rocked!”
7. Why did the curler bring a cookbook to practice? To learn how to make the perfect “stone soup”!
8. What’s a curler’s favorite type of vacation? A “rocky” mountain getaway!
9. Why did the curling team start a band? Because they knew how to “sweep” the audience off their feet!
10. What did the curler say when asked about their love life? “It’s on thin ice, but we’re still sliding along!”
11. Why did the curling team bring a mirror to the game? To practice their “rock-solid” game face!
12. What’s a curler’s favorite type of music? “Rock and Sweep!”
13. Why did the curler bring a calculator to practice? To keep track of all the “rock-solid” statistics!
14. What’s a curler’s favorite movie genre? “Stone-cold” thrillers!
15. Why did the curling team bring a telescope to the game? To always keep their “sights” on the competition!
16. What’s a curler’s favorite holiday? “Rock-toberfest!”
17. Why did the curler bring a map to the game? To make sure they never got lost on the “rocky” road to victory!
18. What’s a curler’s favorite type of dessert? “Rocky Road” ice cream, of course!
19. Why did the curling team bring a deck of cards to the game? To play a few rounds of “Rock, Paper, Scissors…Slide!”
20. What’s a curler’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Stone That Could!”

1. Why did the curling stone never get lost? Because it always knew how to “rock” the right direction!
2. What do you call a curling stone that tells jokes? A pun-stone!
3. Why did the broom bring a map to the curling game? To help the team “sweep” through the competition!
4. Why don’t curling stones ever argue? Because they always “slide” past their differences!
5. Why was the curling stone a good listener? Because it always had an ear to the ice!
6. Why did the curling stone go to school? To become a “well-rounded” athlete!
7. What’s a curler’s favorite type of music? “Rock and Sweep”!
8. Why did the curling stone blush during the game? Because it was caught in a “sweeping” moment!
9. Why did the curling stone bring a broom to the party? Because it heard the dance floor needed some sweeping!
10. Why did the curling stone win the marathon? Because it had a “rock-solid” pace!
11. Why don’t curling stones ever get tired? Because they’re always “rocking” and rolling!
12. Why was the curling stone always the life of the party? Because it had a lot of “rocking” stories to tell!
13. Why was the broom late to the curling game? Because it got “swept” up in traffic!
14. Why was the curling stone always so calm during matches? Because it knew how to keep its “cool” on the ice!
15. Why did the curling stone bring a pencil to the game? To jot down some “rock-solid” strategies!
16. Why did the curling stone break up with its partner? Because they had too many “sweeping” disagreements!
17. Why did the curling team bring a picnic basket to practice? Because they heard it was important to have a “rock-solid” meal plan!
18. Why was the curling stone invited to all the best parties? Because it knew how to “slide” in style!
19. Why did the curling stone become a comedian? Because it had a “rock-solid” sense of humor!
20. Why did the curling stone bring a pillow to the game? Because it wanted to be extra “rock-comfortable”!

1. Why did the curling stone go to school? To become a “sharp” shooter!
2. What did the curling stone say to the broom? “You sweep me off my rock!”
3. Why did the curling stone wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be “blinded” by the ice!
4. Why was the curling stone so good at math? Because it had “calculation precision”!
5. What do you call a nervous curling stone? A “jitter-rock”!
6. Why did the curling stone go to therapy? Because it had too many “slippery slope” issues!
7. Why did the curling stone bring a ladder to the game? Because it wanted to climb the “pebble-strewn” path to victory!
8. What’s a curler’s favorite type of pizza? “Extra stone-age cheese!”
9. Why was the curling stone always calm during matches? Because it had a “zen-like” state of mind!
10. What do you call a curling stone’s favorite drink? “Rock-a-cola!”
11. Why did the curling stone refuse to share its snacks? Because it was “stone-cold” hungry!
12. What do you call a curling stone’s favorite dessert? “Rocky Road” ice cream!
13. Why was the curling stone so popular? Because it had a lot of “rock-solid” friends!
14. Why did the curling stone bring a blanket to practice? Because it wanted to stay “cozy-rocky”!
15. Why was the curling stone always the center of attention? Because it knew how to “rock the house”!
16. What’s a curler’s favorite TV show? “Rocky and Bullwinkle”!
17. Why did the curling stone win the talent show? Because it had “rock-star” quality!
18. Why did the curling stone become an actor? Because it wanted to be in the “rockumentary”!
19. What did the curling stone say to the broom after a match? “Thanks for sweeping me off my feet!”
20. Why did the curling stone bring a mirror to the game? To make sure it looked “rockin’ good”!

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