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1. Why did the judge go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions!
2. What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers!
3. Why was the lawyer always calm in court? Because he knew how to control his “objections”!
4. Why did the courtroom break out into laughter? Because the witness cracked under pressure!
5. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? Because of the “sands” of evidence!
6. Why did the judge wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to be “unbiased”!
7. Why was the jury always hungry? Because they kept eating up the evidence!
8. Why was the attorney always so good at chess? Because he knew how to check and mate!
9. Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to reach the higher “appeals”!
10. Why don’t judges play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from justice!
11. Why did the courtroom get so hot? Because the lawyer’s arguments were fire!
12. Why did the judge bring a map to court? Because he wanted to find the “key” to justice!
13. Why was the courtroom always cold? Because it was full of “chilly” defendants!
14. Why did the lawyer become a gardener? Because he wanted to plant the seeds of doubt!
15. Why was the courtroom so noisy? Because the evidence couldn’t stop “objecting”!
16. Why did the jury bring a dictionary to court? Because they wanted to define justice!
17. Why did the judge go to the bakery? Because he wanted to see how justice was “rolled out”!
18. Why was the courtroom like a soap opera? Because it was full of dramatic “appeals”!
19. Why did the lawyer bring a camera to court? Because he wanted to capture the “motion”!
20. Why did the attorney become a chef? Because he wanted to cook up some solid arguments!

1. Why did the judge bring a pencil to court? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
2. What did the lawyer say to the jury? “I object!…to not having donuts during recess.”
3. Why did the courtroom erupt into laughter? Because the witness swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, but then confessed to being a terrible liar!
4. Why did the attorney bring a map to court? Because he heard the case was going to be “grounds” for appeal!
5. Why don’t judges play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from justice!
6. What’s a lawyer’s favorite dessert? A “brief” cake!
7. Why was the courtroom so cold? Because the witness kept giving “chilling” testimony!
8. Why did the jury bring a deck of cards to court? Because they heard the case was full of “suits”!
9. Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to “rise above” the objections!
10. What did the judge say to the guilty defendant? “You’re really ‘sentenced’ to a bad day!”
11. Why did the courtroom get so hot? Because the lawyer’s arguments were fire!
12. Why did the attorney become a musician? Because he wanted to “harmonize” with the court!
13. Why was the courtroom like a zoo? Because it was full of wild “objections”!
14. What did the lawyer say to the judge at lunchtime? “I’m appealing for a recess to ‘deliberate’ on this sandwich!”
15. Why did the jury bring umbrellas to court? Because they heard the case was going to be a “rain” of evidence!
16. Why was the courtroom so noisy? Because the evidence couldn’t stop “objecting”!
17. What did the judge say to the skeptical lawyer? “You can’t handle the ‘truth’ – it’s too funny!”
18. Why did the attorney bring a camera to court? Because he wanted to capture the “motion”!
19. What did the lawyer name his pet snake? “Pro Bono”!
20. Why did the courtroom have such bad Wi-Fi? Because there were too many “brief” cases!

1. Why did the lawyer bring a map to court? Because he wanted to navigate through the loopholes!
2. What did the judge say to the law book? “You’re out of order!”
3. Why was the courtroom always a great place for a nap? Because of all the “brief” arguments!
4. What do you call a group of jurors making a decision? A judgmental committee!
5. Why did the attorney refuse to play cards with the judge? Because he knew the judge always held a winning “hand”!
6. What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of tree? A “witness” tree!
7. Why did the courtroom need a plumber? Because the evidence was leaking!
8. Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to court? Because he wanted the judge to see his reflection on justice!
9. What did the courtroom sketch artist say to the judge? “I’m just drawing my own ‘conclusions’!”
10. Why don’t lawyers ever get lost? Because they always find their way through the “legalese”!
11. What’s a judge’s favorite breakfast? Order in the court-fee!
12. Why did the attorney become a gardener? Because he knew how to plant reasonable doubt!
13. What did the judge say to the skeptical jury? “I assure you, my verdicts are never ‘contempt’-uous!”
14. Why did the courtroom have so many windows? Because even justice needs transparency!
15. Why was the attorney always so good at math? Because he knew how to divide and conquer!
16. Why did the lawyer become a musician? Because he wanted to orchestrate the perfect defense!
17. What did the attorney say when the courtroom lights went out? “I guess we’re in the dark about justice!”
18. Why did the jury bring a thesaurus to court? Because they wanted to find synonyms for “guilty”!
19. Why did the judge bring a measuring tape to court? Because he wanted to weigh the evidence!
20. What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of footwear? Loafers, because they’re always ready for court!

1. Why was the judge always happy? Because he loved serving justice with a smile!
2. What did the lawyer name his Wi-Fi network? “Objection Overruled!”
3. Why did the courtroom have a clock? Because it was always “time” for justice!
4. Why did the attorney bring a flashlight to court? Because he wanted to shed some light on the case!
5. What’s a lawyer’s favorite movie genre? Legal dramas, of course!
6. Why did the courtroom security guard go to school? To learn how to “detain” attention!
7. What did the judge say to the jury during lunch break? “Let’s adjourn for deliberation and sandwiches!”
8. Why was the courtroom always so full? Because it had a great “appeal”!
9. What did the lawyer say to the rebellious witness? “You’re out of order…and in contempt!”
10. Why did the attorney become a comedian? Because he loved delivering punchlines in court!
11. Why was the jury so good at puzzles? Because they always found the missing pieces of the case!
12. What did the judge say to the noisy courtroom? “Order in the court, or I’ll hold you in ‘contempt’ of quiet!”
13. Why did the attorney become a chef? Because he knew how to cook up an airtight case!
14. What’s a judge’s favorite book? “The Law and Order Cookbook”!
15. Why did the courtroom stenographer get a promotion? Because she was great at typing out justice!
16. What did the lawyer say to the forgetful witness? “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and…what was the third thing?”
17. Why did the attorney bring a map to court? Because he wanted to navigate through the legal maze!
18. What did the judge say to the bad lawyer? “You’re in contempt…of being ineffective!”
19. Why was the courtroom so eco-friendly? Because it had a lot of recycled arguments!
20. What’s a lawyer’s favorite dessert? Evidence pudding, with a side of reasonable doubt!

1. Why did the judge bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to reach a verdict.
2. Why was the jury always so calm during trials? Because they knew how to keep their composure.
3. Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to court? To show the jury a reflection of the truth.
4. Why did the courtroom artist go broke? Because he couldn’t draw a decent salary.
5. Why was the judge such a good gardener? Because he knew how to weed out the truth.
6. Why did the defendant bring a pillow to court? Because he wanted to cushion the blow of the verdict.
7. Why did the courtroom smell so bad? Because the evidence was fishy.
8. Why was the courtroom always cold? Because it had too many draft decisions.
9. Why did the judge always carry a pen and paper? Because he liked to jot down his legal pad-ding thoughts.
10. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because he knew how to cook up a good case.
11. Why did the judge go to art school? Because he wanted to brush up on his sentencing.
12. Why did the courtroom get a new carpet? Because the old one had too many objectionable stains.
13. Why did the lawyer bring a map to court? Because he wanted to navigate through the legal maze.
14. Why did the judge wear sunglasses? Because he couldn’t stand the glaring evidence.
15. Why did the courtroom have so many windows? Because everyone deserved a fair trial with a view.
16. Why did the jury bring a compass to court? Because they wanted to stay on the right path of justice.
17. Why did the courtroom hire a comedian? Because they needed someone to lighten the verdict.
18. Why did the lawyer always carry a flashlight? Because he liked to shed light on the case.
19. Why did the judge become a musician? Because he knew how to orchestrate fair judgments.
20. Why did the courtroom have a revolving door? Because justice was always in motion.

1. Why did the pencil go to court? Because it wanted to draw some conclusions!
2. What do you call a group of musical judges? A high note-court!
3. Why was the math book nervous in court? It was afraid of being divided!
4. Why did the courtroom become a zoo? Because it had too many trials and errors!
5. Why did the judge bring a dog to court? Because he wanted to unleash some justice!
6. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue!
7. Why did the jury go to school? Because they wanted to learn how to count!
8. Why did the courtroom hold a dance party? Because they had a case of the legal boogie!
9. What do you call a judge who loves to garden? Justice Green-thumb!
10. Why was the courtroom so loud? Because it had too many objectionable characters!
11. Why did the defendant bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to plead the fifth from a higher level!
12. Why did the judge become a baker? Because he loved handing out just-desserts!
13. What did the lawyer say to the vending machine? “I object, that snack was not guilty!”
14. Why did the courtroom go on strike? Because justice wasn’t being served fast enough!
15. Why did the judge bring a dictionary to court? Because he wanted to define justice!
16. What do you call a judge with no sense of humor? A sentence without parole!
17. Why did the courtroom have a trampoline? Because they wanted to bounce ideas off each other!
18. What’s a lawyer’s favorite instrument? The sue-saphone!
19. Why did the judge become a detective? Because he wanted to uncover the truth!
20. What do you call a jury made up of cats? A purr-trial!

1. Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the courthouse on the other side… and bill for the time it took!
2. Why did the courtroom sound like a zoo? Because the lawyers were always lion under oath!
3. Why did the attorney bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to raise the bar for justice!
4. Why was the judge always calm? Because he knew how to control his verdict-ile temper!
5. Why did the courtroom hire a DJ? Because they needed someone to drop the verdict!
6. Why did the defendant bring a pillow to court? Because he wanted to cushion the blow of the sentence!
7. What did the judge say to the lawyer who showed up late? “You’re out of order… and also fashion!”
8. Why did the courtroom smell like coffee? Because the attorney was brewing up a latte trouble!
9. Why did the judge become a chef? Because he knew how to cook up a just-served verdict!
10. Why did the lawyer bring a map to court? Because he wanted to navigate the case without getting lost in objections!
11. Why was the courtroom always chilly? Because it had too many cold cases!
12. Why did the attorney go to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some wave motions!
13. Why was the judge always on the phone? Because he had a direct line to justice!
14. Why did the courtroom get a makeover? Because they wanted to appeal to a younger jury!
15. Why did the lawyer wear sunglasses to court? Because his future was too bright… with billable hours!
16. Why did the jury bring a compass to court? Because they wanted to stay on the right side of the verdict!
17. Why did the courtroom have a revolving door? Because justice was always in motion… and so were the attorneys!
18. What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of music? Lawsuits and harmony!
19. Why did the judge become a poet? Because he loved to hand down sentences with rhyme and reason!
20. Why did the courtroom need a nap? Because the trial was exhausting… and the jury was hung over!

1. Why did the lawyer wear two pairs of pants to court? In case he got a double brief!
2. Why was the judge so good at math? Because he knew how to sum up the evidence!
3. Why did the courtroom have so many fans? Because justice was cool!
4. Why did the jury bring a deck of cards to court? In case they needed to deal with a tricky verdict!
5. Why was the lawyer always calm in court? Because he knew how to keep his objections under wraps!
6. Why did the judge become a gardener? Because he wanted to root out injustice!
7. Why did the courtroom have a clock? Because justice couldn’t wait!
8. Why did the attorney become a musician? Because he wanted to bring harmony to the legal system!
9. Why was the courtroom so hot? Because the case was on fire!
10. Why did the jury bring a map to court? In case they needed to navigate their way to a verdict!
11. Why did the judge bring a ruler to court? To measure up the truth!
12. Why was the lawyer so good at basketball? Because he knew how to make a slam-dunk argument!
13. Why was the courtroom so crowded? Because justice was in demand!
14. Why did the attorney bring a flashlight to court? Because he wanted to shed some light on the case!
15. Why did the judge bring a pillow to court? In case he needed to rest his case!
16. Why did the courtroom have so many windows? So justice could see both sides!
17. Why was the attorney so good at poker? Because he knew how to bluff his way to victory!
18. Why did the lawyer become a comedian? Because he wanted to appeal to the jury’s sense of humor!
19. Why did the jury bring a compass to court? To ensure they stayed on the right path of justice!
20. Why was the courtroom always so serious? Because it was a matter of trial and error!

1. Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? Because he wanted to take his case to a higher level!
2. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? Because of all the sand, they might get a brief case!
3. Why was the judge always calm in court? Because he knew how to keep his cool under trial!
4. What did the judge say to the guilty shoe? Sole responsibility is not acceptable!
5. Why was the jury always in good shape? Because they exercised their right to remain fit during deliberation!
6. What’s a lawyer’s favorite game? Lawsuit and Ladders!
7. Why did the courtroom artist always carry a pencil? Because they wanted to draw a verdict!
8. Why did the ghost go to court? Because it had some unfinished business to appeal!
9. What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
10. Why was the lawyer always so confident? Because he knew how to make objections look like objectives!
11. Why did the lawyer bring a map to court? Because he wanted to navigate through the legal maze!
12. Why did the jury bring a ladder to court? Because they wanted to reach a verdict at a higher level!
13. Why did the judge wear glasses in court? Because he wanted to see justice more clearly!
14. Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to court? Because he wanted to reflect on his case!
15. Why did the courtroom security guard go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw the line!
16. Why was the courtroom so hot? Because the case was heating up!
17. Why did the attorney bring a plant to court? Because he wanted to show that his case had deep roots!
18. Why did the jury always travel in pairs? Because they wanted to be judgmental together!
19. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because he was good at cooking up alibis!
20. Why did the judge always bring a ruler to court? Because he believed in measuring justice!

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