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1. Why did the tomato turn red at Costco? It saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the Costco cashier say to the computer? “You’ve got too many bytes in your cart!”
3. Why did the chicken join Costco? To get to the other “aisle”!
4. How do you organize a space party at Costco? You planet in the bulk section!
5. Why did the pencil apply for a job at Costco? It wanted to be a number two!
6. What do you call a Costco that only sells produce? A “fruit”-ition center!
7. Why did the scarecrow get a membership at Costco? It heard they had great deals on straw!
8. What did the grape say after shopping at Costco? “I raisin-ly got a good deal!”
9. How does Costco organize a party? They aisle-ate the fun!
10. Why did the cookie go to Costco? It wanted to be a “smart” cookie!
11. What did the janitor say to the spilled milk at Costco? “You’ve got to be kidding, mooove over!”
12. Why did the computer go to Costco? It heard they had great “byte”-s!
13. How do you make a tissue dance at Costco? Put a little “bulk” in it!
14. Why did the broom go to Costco? It heard they had “sweeping” deals!
15. What’s Costco’s favorite type of music? “Jazz”-size!
16. Why did the math book go to Costco? It needed its problems solved in bulk!
17. What did the grape say to the cashier at Costco? “I’m in a bunch of savings!”
18. How does Costco keep the elephants out? They hide their peanuts!
19. Why did the banana go to Costco? It wanted to find its “bunch” of friends!
20. What’s a Costco’s favorite dance move? The bulk shuffle!

1. Why did the Costco hot dog go to therapy? It couldn’t ketchup on life!
2. What’s a Costco’s favorite dance? The bulk boogie!
3. Why did the pickle break up with the cucumber at Costco? It found someone less “briny”!
4. How does Costco stay calm during a storm? It goes to its “aisle” of tranquility!
5. Why did the light bulb bring sunglasses to Costco? It heard the deals were blinding!
6. What do you call a bear at Costco? Barely able to resist the bulk honey!
7. Why did the shoe file a complaint at Costco? It felt it was getting too “heelarious”!
8. What’s Costco’s favorite movie? “The Bulk and the Beautiful”!
9. Why did the computer go shopping at Costco? It wanted a byte of the savings!
10. How does Costco organize a party? With a “crate” DJ!
11. Why did the banana go to Costco alone? It couldn’t find a “bunch” to go with!
12. What did the grape say to the wine at Costco? “You’re bottled up with savings!”
13. Why did the potato refuse to buy anything at Costco? It didn’t want to get “mashed” into a purchase!
14. What’s Costco’s favorite board game? Monoprice!
15. Why did the clock break up with the calendar at Costco? It needed space for its “hours”!
16. What did the Costco cake say to the cupcakes? “I’ve got layers of flavor, deal with it!”
17. Why did the chicken get a Costco membership? To cross the road to savings!
18. How does Costco keep its secrets? It puts them in the “whisper” aisle!
19. What did the toilet paper say to the tissues at Costco? “We really need to unwind!”
20. Why did the coffee file a police report at Costco? It got mugged!

1. Why did the math book visit Costco? It wanted to solve the problem of high prices!
2. What do you call a group of musical instruments shopping at Costco? An orchestra-stration of savings!
3. Why did the tomato blush at Costco? It saw the salad dressing without its clothes on!
4. How does Costco like its coffee? With a little “cost-coffee” blend!
5. Why did the computer apply for a job at Costco? It heard they needed someone with byte-sized solutions!
6. What’s Costco’s favorite social media platform? Insta-bulk-gram!
7. Why did the bicycle join Costco? It wanted to be part of the “cycle” of savings!
8. What did the cheese say to the cracker at Costco? “Let’s stick together, we make a great pair!”
9. Why did the broom enroll in a Costco membership? It wanted to sweep up the deals!
10. What do you call a cat at Costco? A “purr-chaser” of bulk treats!
11. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser at Costco? It couldn’t handle the “rubbing” in of low prices!
12. How does Costco throw a party for mathematicians? With square roots and plenty of “Pi”!
13. Why did the scarecrow become a Costco member? It wanted to be outstanding in its “field” of savings!
14. What’s Costco’s favorite game? The “price-is-right” aisle!
15. Why did the banana bring a ladder to Costco? It heard the prices were a-peeling up high!
16. What did the egg say to the bacon at Costco? “Let’s stay together and make breakfast a cracking deal!”
17. Why did the light bulb go to Costco for a workout? It wanted to get “bulky” and bright!
18. What do you call a singing group shopping at Costco? A choir-der of harmonious bargains!
19. Why did the bicycle refuse to enter Costco? It was two-tired of all the great deals!
20. What’s Costco’s favorite type of humor? Wit in bulk!

1. Why did the grape go to Costco? It wanted to turn its raisin into a rave-in!
2. How does Costco organize a party? It aisle-ates the fun!
3. What did the computer say to the cash register at Costco? “You’ve got too many windows open!”
4. Why did the shopping cart apply for a job at Costco? It wanted to roll in the savings!
5. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours at Costco? Nacho cheese!
6. Why did the clock bring a shopping list to Costco? It wanted to save time!
7. What’s a Costco’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up savings!
8. Why did the tomato turn red at Costco? It saw the salad dressing!
9. How does Costco handle spills? They clean up in aisle seven-eight-nine!
10. What’s a Costco’s favorite dance move? The bulk shuffle!
11. Why did the banana go to Costco alone? It couldn’t find a “bunch” to go with!
12. What did the grape say to the wine at Costco? “You’re bottled up with savings!”
13. Why did the chicken get a Costco membership? To cross the road to savings!
14. How does Costco keep its secrets? It puts them in the “whisper” aisle!
15. What did the Costco cake say to the cupcakes? “I’ve got layers of flavor, deal with it!”
16. Why did the potato refuse to buy anything at Costco? It didn’t want to get “mashed” into a purchase!
17. What’s Costco’s favorite board game? Monoprice!
18. Why did the coffee file a police report at Costco? It got mugged!
19. How does Costco stay fit? With bulk-ups and cardio discounts!
20. Why did the pencil apply for a job at Costco? It wanted to be a number two!

1. Why did the tomato bring a suitcase to Costco? Because it wanted to pack up its lunch and go on a salad vacation, complete with dressing!
2. Once upon a time at Costco, a computer and a cash register started arguing. The computer said, “You’re old-fashioned and slow!” The cash register replied, “Well, at least I don’t crash when the savings are too high!”
3. A bicycle walks into Costco, but the security guard stops it and says, “Sorry, we only allow two-tired vehicles in here!”
4. Why did the chicken go undercover at Costco? It heard they had a coop-on of great deals!
5. Two bananas were at Costco, and one said to the other, “Why are you wearing a coat?” The other replied, “I heard it’s going to be chilly in the frozen food section!”
6. At Costco, the cheese and the cracker were having a heated debate. The cheese said, “You’re too dry!” The cracker retorted, “Well, you’re too cheesy!”
7. Why did the clock get a membership at Costco? It wanted to save time and spend it wisely in the aisles!
8. Once, a grape and a watermelon were shopping together at Costco. The grape said, “I feel so small next to you.” The watermelon replied, “Don’t worry, we’re all family-sized here!”
9. Why did the janitor at Costco get promoted? Because he swept the manager off his feet with his cleaning skills!
10. What do you call a group of musical instruments shopping at Costco? A symphony of savings!
11. Two pickles were in the snack aisle at Costco, and one said, “I’m in a bit of a pickle.” The other responded, “Well, at least you’re not in a jar!”
12. Why did the light bulb visit Costco? It heard they had illuminating deals that would brighten up its day!
13. Why did the scarecrow bring a notebook to Costco? It wanted to write down all the corn-y jokes it heard in the produce section!
14. A banana and a grapefruit were arguing at Costco. The banana said, “I’m the top-selling fruit!” The grapefruit replied, “Well, I’m the zestiest!”
15. Why did the pencil apply for a job at Costco? It wanted to draw in customers with its lead-ing deals!
16. Two rolls of toilet paper were talking at Costco. One asked the other, “Why are you always so serious?” The other replied, “I’m on a roll, can’t help it!”
17. Why did the coffee bean refuse to buy a new mug at Costco? It didn’t want to espresso itself in front of the other beans!
18. Why did the broom go to Costco’s bakery? It heard they had fantastic “sweep” rolls!
19. What’s Costco’s favorite type of music? Jazzercise – a fusion of jazz and savings!
20. Why did the bicycle refuse to shop at Costco? It was too tired of the endless cycle of deals!

1. Why did the banana go to Costco with a backpack? It wanted to go on a “bunch” of adventures!
2. What’s Costco’s favorite game to play with kids? Hide and go bulk seek!
3. How does Costco like to tell jokes to kids? In “bulk” laughter!
4. Why did the computer bring its kid to Costco? It wanted to teach it byte-sized savings!
5. What did the grape say to the little grape at Costco? “You’re a bunch of fun!”
6. Why did the cookie bring its baby cookie to Costco? It wanted to dunk it in savings!
7. How does Costco throw a kids’ party? With a bulk-load of balloons and savings pinatas!
8. Why did the crayon go to Costco with its kid? It wanted to draw in some colorful deals!
9. What do you call a baby pickle at Costco? A gherkin of joy!
10. Why did the toy robot love shopping at Costco? It found its spark of joy in the electronics aisle!
11. What’s a Costco’s favorite bedtime story for kids? “Jack and the Bean(can)stalk of Savings!”
12. Why did the baby carrot giggle at Costco? It heard the peas were rolling on the floor laughing!
13. What’s a Costco’s favorite lullaby for kids? “Twinkle, Twinkle, Bulk Discount Star!”
14. Why did the teddy bear bring a shopping list to Costco? It wanted to stock up on hugs and cuddles!
15. What did the baby tomato say to its mom at Costco? “I’m a little cherry, but I’ve got big dreams!”
16. Why did the baby chick love Costco? It wanted to hatch some egg-citing deals!
17. What’s Costco’s favorite magic trick for kids? The disappearing prices act!
18. Why did the baby broccoli go to Costco? It wanted to grow up big and strong with bulk savings!
19. What did the baby corn say to its parent at Costco? “I’m just a-MAIZE-ing at all these deals!”
20. Why did the little sock love going to Costco? It always found a perfect pair!

1. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed at Costco? It saw the cucumber in the organic section, and things got a little too spicy!
2. What’s Costco’s secret to a successful marriage? Aisle-ways compromise and a cart full of patience!
3. Why did the computer go to Costco’s bar? It heard they served the best byte-sized cocktails!
4. What’s the most romantic section at Costco? The aisle of eternal savings!
5. Why did the coffee bean refuse to get into a relationship at Costco? It didn’t want to espresso its feelings!
6. How does Costco handle a breakup? It offers a “bulk” of tissues in aisle three!
7. Why did the wine break up with the cheese at Costco? It felt too aged for the relationship!
8. What do you call a proposal at Costco? A “ring”-ing endorsement of a lifetime membership!
9. Why did the pineapple refuse to go on a date at Costco? It didn’t want to get too “prickly” about commitment!
10. What’s Costco’s relationship advice? Always buy in bulk, but choose your partner wisely!
11. Why did the broccoli and cauliflower break up at Costco? They couldn’t agree on a side dish!
12. What’s the key to a successful Costco shopping trip for couples? Patience, compromise, and a GPS to navigate the aisles!
13. Why did the cheese propose to the cracker at Costco? It wanted to make a “grate” commitment!
14. How does Costco spice up a relationship? With a dash of adventure in every aisle!
15. What’s Costco’s favorite love song? “Endless Savings, Endless Love”!
16. Why did the couple get kicked out of Costco’s sample aisle? They tried to double-dip in love!
17. How does Costco handle relationship drama? With a “buy one, get one free” counseling session!
18. What’s Costco’s advice for a successful date night? Start with a cart and end with a full heart!
19. Why did the vacuum cleaner propose at Costco? It wanted to sweep someone off their feet with savings!
20. What’s the secret to a spicy love life at Costco? Explore the international food section together!

1. Why did the Costco hot dog refuse to break up with the soda? They were the perfect combo-deal!
2. What did the Costco cashier say to the customer buying a bulk of tissues? “Looks like you’re preparing for a tearable situation!”
3. Why did the dad take his ladder to Costco? He heard the prices were through the roof!
4. How does a Costco shopper answer the phone? “Ahoy, matey! I’m just navigating the aisles for treasure deals!”
5. Why did the tomato turn red in the Costco parking lot? It saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you call a Costco employee who tells jokes? The laugh-stocking clerk!
7. Why did the Costco chicken cross the road? To prove it wasn’t just for the coop!
8. What’s a Costco enthusiast’s favorite song? “Sweet Caroline, bah bah bah, good buys never seemed so good!”
9. How does a Costco member express surprise? “Well, butter my samples and call me a member!”
10. Why did the Costco shopper bring a ladder to the store? To reach the high prices and bring them down!
11. What do you call it when a Costco employee takes a nap? A snooze-club demonstration!
12. Why did the Costco pizza apply for a job? It wanted to be a “slice” of corporate life!
13. How did the Costco cashier become a stand-up comedian? They had a talent for “checkout” jokes!
14. Why did the Costco shopper become a gardener? They wanted to grow their own savings!
15. What did the Costco sample say to the hungry customer? “I’m here to turn browsers into chew-sers!”
16. Why did the dad go to Costco with a pencil? He wanted to draw in the savings!
17. What’s a Costco member’s favorite workout? Cart-erobics – lifting those bulk deals!
18. How does a Costco member end a conversation? “Well, I’ve got to run; there’s a sale waiting for me!”
19. Why did the Costco employee become a musician? They wanted to work with great “produce” – the fruits of their labor!
20. What did the Costco shopper say to the grumpy cashier? “Cheer up! At these prices, we should all be smiling!”

1. Why did the cheese refuse to join Costco? It couldn’t deal with the grate expectations!
2. What do you call a cheesy romantic movie about shopping at Costco? “Love at First Price Drop!”
3. How does cheese say hello at Costco? “Gouda-morning, fellow shoppers!”
4. Why did the cheese take a trip to Costco? It wanted to see the Big Cheese!
5. What do you call a cheesy Costco member? A “Fromage Aficionado!”
6. Why did the cheese become a Costco member? It wanted to be part of the wheely good deals!
7. What’s a Costco shopper’s favorite cheese-related sport? Gouda-tennis – it’s all about the raclette!
8. How did the cheese react when it found out about Costco’s bulk discounts? It was gouda be kidding me!
9. Why did the cheesy joke go to Costco? It wanted to be extra sharp!
10. What do you call a cheese lover who shops at Costco? A curd collector!
11. How do you make a Costco cheese platter laugh? Tell it a gouda joke!
12. Why did the cheese feel at home in Costco? It found its brie-therhood among the savings!
13. What did the cheese say to the cracker at Costco? “You complete me, but these bulk prices complete us!”
14. How does cheese stay fit at Costco? It does the cheddar-cise in the dairy aisle!
15. Why did the cheese bring a map to Costco? It wanted to navigate the cheesy deals!
16. What do you call a cheesy Costco romance novel? “The Tale of Two Wedges!”
17. How does a cheese wheel get around Costco? It rolls with the savings!
18. Why did the cheese join the Costco choir? It wanted to be part of the harmony of savings!
19. What’s a Costco member’s favorite type of cheese? Savings Swiss – the more holes, the better the deals!
20. How did the cheese react to the incredible discounts at Costco? It was feta up with joy!

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