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1. Why did the computer mouse feel stressed? Because it had too many clicks to attend to!
2. What did the computer mouse say to the keyboard? “You’re just not my type.”
3. Why did the computer mouse go to school? To improve its click-ulation skills!
4. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite game? “Cat and Pointer.”
5. Why did the computer mouse break up with the trackpad? It said, “You’re not smooth enough for me.”
6. Why was the computer mouse cold? Because it left its scroll wheel outside!
7. Why did the computer mouse feel lost? Because it couldn’t find its cursor-ity!
8. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite movie? “The Clickfather.”
9. Why did the computer mouse go to therapy? It had too many unresolved “clicks” in its past!
10. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite dessert? “Click and Cream.”
11. Why did the computer mouse join a band? It wanted to play “clicks” and “scrolls”!
12. Why was the computer mouse always happy? Because it kept clicking with joy!
13. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite dance move? The “Click and Shuffle!”
14. Why did the computer mouse get a job in IT? Because it wanted to work with “mice” and “bugs”!
15. What did the computer mouse say to the USB drive? “You complete me.”
16. Why did the computer mouse feel embarrassed? Because it accidentally clicked on something it shouldn’t have!
17. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite sport? “Clickball!”
18. Why did the computer mouse feel lucky? Because it found the perfect “click” mate!
19. Why did the computer mouse bring a ladder to work? It heard there were too many “high clicks”!
20. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite holiday? “Clickmas!”

1. Why did the computer mouse go to therapy? It had a lot of unresolved clicksues.
2. What did the computer mouse say to the keyboard? “You’re just not clicking with me.”
3. Why was the computer mouse cold? Because it left its scroll wheel out in the draft.
4. How does a computer mouse keep its house clean? With a mouse pad!
5. Why was the computer mouse a great dancer? It had smooth moves and always clicked with the rhythm.
6. Why did the computer mouse break up with the keyboard? It said, “You’re too buttoned-up for me.”
7. Why don’t computer mice ever get lost? Because they always know how to find their way home, just follow the cursor!
8. Why did the computer mouse become an actor? It heard there were plenty of roles for clickbait!
9. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite game? “Catch the Cursor!”
10. Why did the computer mouse cross the road? To click on the other side!
11. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite snack? Byte-sized cheese!
12. Why was the computer mouse so stressed out? Because it had too many buttons to click with!
13. What do you call a mouse that can pick locks? A master key-rodent!
14. Why did the computer mouse fail its driving test? It couldn’t navigate the click-and-turn signals!
15. Why did the computer mouse go to school? To learn how to point and click!
16. Why don’t computer mice ever get into arguments? Because they always click instead of clack!
17. What did one computer mouse say to the other? “Do you want to go on a click-date?”
18. Why did the computer mouse bring a ladder to work? To reach the high-click areas!
19. Why did the computer mouse get fired from its job? It kept right-clicking on all the wrong things!
20. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite holiday? Clickmas!

1. Why did the computer mouse get a promotion? Because it knew how to navigate through all the clicks and shortcuts!
2. What do you call a computer mouse that’s good at math? A clickulator!
3. Why did the computer mouse apply for a job at NASA? Because it heard they needed a space navigator!
4. How does a computer mouse stay in shape? By doing cursor-size exercises!
5. Why was the computer mouse always calm? Because it had a built-in “Ctrl” for handling stressful situations!
6. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite type of music? Click-hop!
7. Why did the computer mouse become a detective? Because it was excellent at tracking down elusive files!
8. What do you get when you cross a computer mouse with a calculator? A click-and-count device!
9. Why did the computer mouse go to therapy? Because it had a complex relationship with its scroll wheel!
10. How did the computer mouse win the race? It took a shortcut through the RAM!
11. Why did the computer mouse refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because it was tired of always being found in plain sight!
12. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite type of movie? Click-flicks!
13. Why was the computer mouse always optimistic? Because it believed every problem had a clickable solution!
14. How did the computer mouse make friends with the keyboard? By showing it how to Ctrl their emotions!
15. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite subject in school? History, because it’s always clicking through the past!
16. Why did the computer mouse go to art class? To learn how to create masterpieces with just a few clicks!
17. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite game of chance? Clicker’s Roulette!
18. Why was the computer mouse invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to scroll in and make a good impression!
19. What do you call a group of computer mice huddled together? A click-clan!
20. Why did the computer mouse become a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to encourage others to “left-click” on their dreams!

1. Why did the computer mouse break up with the keyboard? It wanted to explore other peripherals!
2. What do you call a mouse that’s a DJ? A disk jockey!
3. Why was the computer mouse always invited to parties? It knew how to scroll!
4. What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
5. Why was the computer mouse feeling blue? It had the click blues!
6. Why did the mouse need glasses? It couldn’t find the cursor!
7. What did the mouse say to the webcam? “Say cheese!”
8. Why did the mouse go to school? To become computer literate!
9. What did the mouse say when it saw the cheese? “Click bait!”
10. Why was the mouse cold? It left its mouse pad outside!
11. What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Mouse-ic!
12. Why was the mouse happy? It found a byte to eat!
13. What did the mouse say to the computer? “I’m feeling clicky today!”
14. Why was the mouse late to work? It got stuck in a mouse trap!
15. What did one mouse say to the other mouse? “Are you going to click on that?”
16. Why did the mouse go to space? To visit the mouse-tronauts!
17. What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? “The Clickfather!”
18. Why did the mouse join the circus? It wanted to be a mouse-tro!
19. What did the mouse say to the cat? “You’ve got no click with me!”
20. Why did the mouse get a job at the art gallery? It was great at clicking portraits!

1. Why did the computer mouse go to school? Because it wanted to click with knowledge!
2. What did the computer mouse say to the cat? “You may have claws, but I have the power of right-click!”
3. How does a computer mouse avoid getting lost? It always stays connected!
4. Why did the computer mouse break up with the keyboard? It couldn’t handle the constant clicking!
5. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite game? “Cat and Pointer”!
6. Why was the computer mouse cold? Because it left its mouse pad in the freezer!
7. How did the computer mouse find its soulmate? It swiped right!
8. Why did the computer mouse go to therapy? It had too many unresolved clicks!
9. What did the computer mouse say to the lazy user? “You need to click it to believe it!”
10. Why did the computer mouse bring a ladder to work? It wanted to reach new heights in clicking!
11. How does a computer mouse stay in shape? It exercises its scroll wheel daily!
12. Why did the computer mouse get a job in construction? It was great at clicking and dragging!
13. What do you call a group of computer mice holding a meeting? A clickference!
14. Why did the computer mouse refuse to click? It had a case of the “mouser’s block”!
15. How did the computer mouse get rich? It invested in a click farm!
16. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite genre of music? Click-hop!
17. Why was the computer mouse afraid of the dark? It didn’t want to get lost in the mouse hole!
18. How did the computer mouse impress its crush? By showing off its sleek design!
19. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite holiday? Click-mas!
20. Why did the computer mouse become a detective? It loved solving “point-and-click” mysteries!

1. Why was the computer mouse invited to the birthday party? Because it knew how to click with everyone!
2. What did the baby computer mouse say to its mom? “I love you more than all the clicks in the world!”
3. How does a computer mouse stay happy? By having lots of mouse friends to play with!
4. Why did the computer mouse get a sticker? Because it scrolled through the day with excellence!
5. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Clicky and Scrolly!”
6. How did the computer mouse learn to count? By clicking its way through math games!
7. Why did the computer mouse go to school early? It didn’t want to miss the mouse-trivia quiz!
8. What do you call a baby computer mouse’s first word? “Click”!
9. Why was the computer mouse excited for summer vacation? It couldn’t wait to explore the mouse pad!
10. How does a computer mouse stay polite? It always says “thank you” after a click!
11. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite playground game? “Hide and Click”!
12. Why did the computer mouse bring a snack to class? It didn’t want to get hungry during mouse-ematics!
13. What did the computer mouse say to its friend? “You’re so mouse-tastic!”
14. How does a computer mouse make friends? By sharing its favorite websites!
15. Why did the computer mouse join the soccer team? It had a knack for scoring goals!
16. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite subject in school? “Scroll”cial studies!
17. Why did the computer mouse get a trophy? For being the fastest clicker in town!
18. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite part of the day? “Click and Tell” time!
19. How did the computer mouse help its friend who was feeling down? By giving them a virtual hug!
20. Why did the computer mouse get a special hat? To protect it from the bright lights of the monitor!

1. Why did the computer mouse file for divorce? Because it found out the keyboard was having an affair with the touchpad!
2. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite type of music? Click rock!
3. Why did the computer mouse refuse to commit to a relationship? Because it didn’t want to get caught in a “click and drag” situation!
4. How does a computer mouse deal with stress? By going on a clicking spree!
5. What’s the computer mouse’s favorite pickup line? “Hey baby, want to scroll through life together?”
6. Why was the computer mouse so tired? Because it had been clicking all night long!
7. How does a computer mouse navigate through life? With a little click of confidence!
8. Why did the computer mouse go to therapy? It had unresolved pointer issues!
9. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite hobby? Surfing the web!
10. How did the computer mouse become a millionaire? By investing in a clickbait company!
11. Why did the computer mouse go to the gym? It wanted to strengthen its clicking muscles!
12. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite drink? A double-click espresso!
13. Why did the computer mouse break up with its partner? Because they couldn’t sync their clicks!
14. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite movie genre? Click-flicks!
15. How does a computer mouse stay cool? By keeping its clicks chilled!
16. Why did the computer mouse get promoted? Because it had a track record of success!
17. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite dessert? Clickolate cake!
18. Why did the computer mouse refuse to settle down? Because it believed in living a “wireless” lifestyle!
19. How did the computer mouse impress its date? By showing off its sleek design and precision clicking!
20. Why did the computer mouse go on a diet? It wanted to slim down to fit into its sleek new mouse pad!

1. Why was the computer mouse always so tired? Because it worked overtime to provide for its clickle family!
2. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite dance move? The click and shuffle!
3. Why did the computer mouse become a comedian? Because it had a knack for delivering “click-tastic” punchlines!
4. How does a computer mouse discipline its kids? With a click of disapproval!
5. What did the computer mouse say to its offspring? “You’re the click to my heart, kiddo!”
6. Why did the computer mouse tell bad jokes? Because it had a “click” sense of humor!
7. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite bedtime story? “The Tale of the Clicking Cursor!”
8. Why did the computer mouse go to the doctor? It had a case of the “scrollies”!
9. How does a computer mouse keep its kids entertained? By taking them on a virtual click-ture!
10. Why did the computer mouse win the parenting award? Because it knew how to “mouse”ter discipline!
11. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Click-amembert!
12. Why did the computer mouse bring a map to the family outing? It didn’t want to get lost in the “clicky” woods!
13. How does a computer mouse handle a mid-life crisis? By scrolling through memories and clicking for a brighter future!
14. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite sport to watch? Clickball!
15. Why did the computer mouse start a band? Because it had a talent for clicking in rhythm!
16. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite vacation destination? The Clicky Mountains!
17. Why did the computer mouse become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate the next generation of clickers!
18. How does a computer mouse keep its cool during stressful times? By taking deep clicks!
19. Why did the computer mouse take up gardening? Because it wanted to grow a mouse-tache!
20. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite way to relax? By clicking into a good book!

1. Why did the computer mouse feel lonely? Because it couldn’t find its “cheese”mate!
2. What did the computer mouse say to the cheese? “You’re grate, but I prefer clicking with you!”
3. How does a computer mouse cut cheese? With its “wireless” slicer!
4. Why was the computer mouse invited to the cheese party? Because it was known for its “sharp” clicks!
5. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda-click!
6. How does a computer mouse express love? With a cheesy “I mouse you!”
7. Why did the computer mouse go to the cheese factory? It wanted to find its cheesy destiny!
8. What did the computer mouse say when it found the perfect cheese? “This is un-brie-lievable!”
9. How does a computer mouse celebrate its birthday? With a big slice of cheesy cake!
10. Why did the computer mouse bring cheese to the party? Because it wanted to make sure everyone had a “gouda” time!
11. What’s a computer mouse’s favorite cheese-based game? “Cheddar or Not Cheddar!”
12. Why did the computer mouse go on a cheese diet? It wanted to be extra “sharp”!
13. What did the computer mouse say to its cheesy friend? “You’re so gouda-licious!”
14. How does a computer mouse take its coffee? With a side of cheesy clicks!
15. Why did the computer mouse join the cheese club? It wanted to be surrounded by fellow “mouseterpieces”!
16. What did the computer mouse say when it found a hidden cheese stash? “Eureka, I’ve found the mousa!”
17. How does a computer mouse rate its day? By the number of cheesy puns it can click out!
18. Why did the computer mouse refuse to eat processed cheese? Because it preferred natural “clickture”!
19. What did the computer mouse say when it saw a cheesy movie? “That was quite a mouse-take!”
20. How does a computer mouse express gratitude? With a big cheesy grin!

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