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1. Why did the font go to therapy? Because it had too many ‘Comic’ issues!
2. Why was Comic Sans always invited to parties? Because it’s the life of the font!
3. What did the Comic Sans say to the punctuation marks? “Let’s add some flair, exclamation points!”
4. Why did the designer break up with Comic Sans? It just wasn’t their type!
5. Why was Comic Sans a terrible chef? Because it couldn’t kern properly!
6. What did the teacher say to Comic Sans? “You’re not suitable for this class, you lack character!”
7. Why was Comic Sans always nervous? Because it was afraid of being ‘typed’ cast!
8. Why did Comic Sans apply for the job at the bakery? Because it heard they kneaded a new font!
9. Why did Comic Sans break up with Helvetica? It just couldn’t handle the ‘sans’ serif relationship!
10. Why did the graphic designer use Comic Sans on Halloween? Because it wanted to scare the Serifs away!
11. What did Comic Sans say to the bold font? “You’re so over the top, it’s making me italic!”
12. Why did Comic Sans go to the doctor? Because it had too many bad kerning headaches!
13. Why did Comic Sans go to the beach? Because it wanted to be bold and underline the waves!
14. Why did Comic Sans fail the spelling bee? It couldn’t spell ‘sophistication’!
15. What did Comic Sans say when asked to join the elite font club? “I’m too casual for that uppercase society!”
16. Why did Comic Sans go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a matching font to pair with!
17. What did the bold font say to Comic Sans? “Stop italicizing everything, you’re giving me a headache!”
18. Why did Comic Sans get kicked out of the library? Because it was caught adding too much character to the books!
19. Why did Comic Sans become a comedian? Because it knew how to deliver the punch(line) with style!
20. Why did the designer choose Comic Sans for the horror movie poster? Because it wanted to give everyone nightmares about typography!

1. Why did the computer refuse to use Comic Sans? Because it was afraid of catching its bad sense of style!
2. What did Comic Sans say to the punctuation marks? “Let’s party, but don’t forget to bring your curves and dots!”
3. Why was Comic Sans the favorite font of the clown? Because it always made everyone laugh!
4. Why did the graphic designer hate Comic Sans? Because it was always bold and never apologized for it!
5. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite holiday? April Fonts’ Day!
6. Why did the letter “A” avoid Comic Sans? Because it didn’t want to get turned into a comic strip!
7. Why did Comic Sans cross the road? To prove it wasn’t just for writing jokes!
8. What did the serif font say to Comic Sans? “You’re so basic, you don’t even have serifs!”
9. Why was Comic Sans always happy? Because it lived in a world full of exclamation points!
10. Why did the teacher dislike Comic Sans? Because it always turned in its assignments with too much “flair”!
11. What did Comic Sans say to the bold font? “You’re too heavy-handed, lighten up a bit!”
12. Why was Comic Sans never invited to the typography convention? Because it was considered the class clown!
13. Why did the book refuse to be printed in Comic Sans? Because it didn’t want to be part of a joke!
14. Why did Comic Sans go to therapy? Because it was tired of being the butt of every font joke!
15. Why did Comic Sans become a detective? Because it loved solving “fontastic” mysteries!
16. What did Comic Sans say when asked to be more serious? “But seriousness is so… Times New Roman!”
17. Why did Comic Sans go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see its own work displayed in all its glory!
18. Why did the sign refuse to use Comic Sans? Because it didn’t want people taking it as a joke!
19. Why did Comic Sans get a job at the zoo? Because it loved monkeying around with different styles!
20. What did the uppercase letter say to Comic Sans? “Stop trying to capitalize on our friendship!”

1. Why did the font go to therapy? Because it had too many ‘Comic’ issues!
2. What did the Comic Sans say to the punctuation marks? “Let’s add some flair, exclamation points!”
3. Why did Comic Sans break up with Helvetica? It just couldn’t handle the ‘sans’ serif relationship!
4. Why was Comic Sans always invited to parties? Because it’s the life of the font!
5. Why did the designer break up with Comic Sans? It just wasn’t their type!
6. Why did Comic Sans apply for the job at the bakery? Because it heard they kneaded a new font!
7. What did Comic Sans say to the bold font? “You’re so over the top, it’s making me italic!”
8. Why did Comic Sans fail the spelling bee? It couldn’t spell ‘sophistication’!
9. Why did Comic Sans go to the beach? Because it wanted to be bold and underline the waves!
10. Why did Comic Sans become a comedian? Because it knew how to deliver the punch(line) with style!
11. Why did Comic Sans get kicked out of the library? Because it was caught adding too much character to the books!
12. Why did Comic Sans go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a matching font to pair with!
13. Why did Comic Sans become a detective? Because it loved solving “fontastic” mysteries!
14. Why did Comic Sans go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see its own work displayed in all its glory!
15. Why did the sign refuse to use Comic Sans? Because it didn’t want people taking it as a joke!
16. Why did Comic Sans get a job at the zoo? Because it loved monkeying around with different styles!
17. Why did Comic Sans go to therapy? Because it was tired of being the butt of every font joke!
18. Why did the teacher dislike Comic Sans? Because it always turned in its assignments with too much “flair”!
19. Why did the computer refuse to use Comic Sans? Because it was afraid of catching its bad sense of style!
20. Why did the letter “A” avoid Comic Sans? Because it didn’t want to get turned into a comic strip!

1. Why did Comic Sans go to therapy? Too many ‘Comic’ issues!
2. Comic Sans walks into a bar… The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here!”
3. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite drink? Just-ice water!
4. Why did the designer break up with Comic Sans? It wasn’t their type!
5. Comic Sans walks into a formatting party. Everyone turns their backs.
6. Why was Comic Sans always invited to parties? Because it’s the life of the font!
7. What did the letter say to Comic Sans? “Don’t get too bold now!”
8. Why did the document go to Comic Sans? It wanted a little comic relief!
9. Why was Comic Sans a terrible chef? It couldn’t kern properly!
10. What did Comic Sans say to the serif font? “I’m just a little more laid back!”
11. Why did Comic Sans get hired as a comedian? It had great timing, for a font!
12. Why did Comic Sans fail the job interview? It couldn’t maintain a professional tone!
13. Why did the newspaper refuse to use Comic Sans? It wasn’t news-worthy!
14. What did the teacher say to Comic Sans? “You lack character!”
15. Why did the website switch to Comic Sans? It wanted to lighten the mood!
16. What did the bold font say to Comic Sans? “Stop trying to steal the spotlight!”
17. Why did the email use Comic Sans? It wanted to make a statement!
18. Why did the sign refuse to be written in Comic Sans? It didn’t want to be a laughingstock!
19. Why did Comic Sans go to the gym? To get some font-fit-ness!
20. What did the computer say to Comic Sans? “You’re just too pixelated for me!”

1. Why did the Comic Sans font go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle being so universally hated!
2. What did the Comic Sans font say to the Times New Roman font? “Why so serious? Let’s add a little flair to life!”
3. Why was the Comic Sans font late to the party? It couldn’t decide what outfit to wear – every style seemed too “formal.”
4. How does Comic Sans like its coffee? Decaf, because it’s already hyper enough!
5. Why did the designer use Comic Sans for the horror movie poster? Because they wanted to give the audience nightmares before they even watched the film!
6. Why did the teacher use Comic Sans for the pop quiz? To distract the students from the terrifying questions!
7. Why was the resume written in Comic Sans? Because the applicant wanted to make sure it stood out… for better or for worse!
8. Why did the dyslexic person prefer Comic Sans? Because every other font looked like a jumbled mess!
9. What did the doctor prescribe to the designer with a font addiction? A strict diet of Helvetica and a ban on all things Comic Sans!
10. Why did the Comic Sans font break up with its serif partner? It just couldn’t handle the pressure of being in a “serious” relationship!
11. What’s the Comic Sans font’s favorite dance move? The “Cha-Cha-Chaotic!”
12. Why did the comedian use Comic Sans for their stand-up routine? Because they wanted to ensure every joke had a punchline… even if it was a little goofy!
13. Why was the Comic Sans font banned from the art gallery? Because it turned every masterpiece into a laughingstock!
14. Why did the wedding invitation use Comic Sans? Because the couple wanted to make sure everyone knew their love was fun and whimsical!
15. What did the typographer say to Comic Sans? “You may be overused and ridiculed, but you’ll always have a font in my heart.”
16. Why did the graphic designer refuse to use Comic Sans? Because they had standards – albeit, very high ones!
17. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite board game? “Font-opoly” – where every move is a quirky adventure!
18. Why did the font snob reluctantly use Comic Sans? Because it was the only font that could convey the absurdity of the situation!
19. Why did the Comic Sans font go on a diet? It wanted to slim down and fit in with the “cool” fonts!
20. What did the psychologist say to the client who insisted on using Comic Sans? “Let’s delve into your font-tastic personality!”

1. Why did the comic sans letter bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to be uppercase for the day!
2. What’s a computer’s favorite type of birthday party? A Comic Sans-themed one – it’s always a blast!
3. Why did the teacher wear Comic Sans pajamas to school? Because it was “fontastic” Friday!
4. How does Comic Sans get around town? In a text-mobile!
5. Why did the pencil refuse to write in Comic Sans? Because it couldn’t handle the “silliness”!
6. What did the lowercase letter say to Comic Sans? “You’re always so ‘upright’ – why not let loose and slant a little?”
7. Why was Comic Sans late to class? It couldn’t find its exclamation point!
8. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite subject in school? “Font-astic” spelling!
9. Why did the crayon box invite Comic Sans to the coloring party? Because it wanted to add a touch of whimsy!
10. What did the eraser say to Comic Sans? “You make mistakes look fun!”
11. Why did the Comic Sans letter wear sunglasses? Because it was too bright and bold for its own good!
12. Why did the comic sans letter go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the “jitters” – it couldn’t stop wiggling!
13. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Serif and Sans”!
14. Why did the kid bring Comic Sans to show-and-tell? Because it wanted to share some font-tastic fun!
15. What did the marker say to Comic Sans? “You’re always so colorful – let’s team up and make some art!”
16. Why did the ruler admire Comic Sans? Because it never measured up to its level of creativity!
17. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite outdoor activity? Font-ball – it’s always bouncing around!
18. Why did the highlighter lend Comic Sans a hand? Because they make a bright and bold team!
19. What did the paperclip say to Comic Sans? “You hold everything together – even when it’s a little messy!”
20. Why was Comic Sans friends with everyone in school? Because it never judged a book by its cover – or a font by its style!

1. Why did the job application use Comic Sans? Because it wanted to stand out in a sea of Times New Roman conformity!
2. What did the font snob say about Comic Sans? “It’s the font equivalent of wearing socks with sandals – a fashion faux pas!”
3. Why did the lawyer draft the contract in Comic Sans? To ensure no one took it too seriously!
4. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you an overdue library book? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you – in Comic Sans!”
5. Why did the procrastinator choose Comic Sans for their presentation? Because nothing says “I’ll do it later” like a playful font!
6. What did the font designer say to Comic Sans? “You’re like the quirky friend everyone loves to hate – but secretly adores!”
7. Why did the fortune teller use Comic Sans for their predictions? Because they wanted to add a touch of whimsy to the future!
8. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite guilty pleasure TV show? “Fontastic Reality” – it’s so bad, it’s good!
9. Why did the novelist write their entire book in Comic Sans? Because they wanted the dialogue to be as lively and colorful as the font itself!
10. What did the font critic say about Comic Sans? “It’s like a bad joke that never goes out of style – much to my dismay!”
11. Why did the comedian use Comic Sans for their stand-up routine? Because they wanted their jokes to be as light and playful as the font!
12. What did the bartender say to the customer who ordered a drink in Comic Sans? “Sure thing – but be warned, it comes with a side of whimsy!”
13. Why did the graphic designer refuse to use Comic Sans? Because they had standards – even if it meant sacrificing a little fun!
14. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite cocktail? The “Comic Concoction” – a mix of bold flavor and whimsical charm!
15. Why did the chef use Comic Sans for the menu? Because they wanted to add a dash of humor to the dining experience!
16. What did the therapist say to the patient who insisted on using Comic Sans? “Let’s explore why you’re drawn to such a playful font in times of seriousness!”
17. Why did the politician use Comic Sans for their campaign posters? To appeal to the younger, more lighthearted demographic!
18. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite movie genre? “Fontasy” – where every plot twist is as unexpected as the font itself!
19. Why did the fashion designer incorporate Comic Sans into their runway show? Because they wanted to challenge conventional beauty standards – one font at a time!
20. What did the font enthusiast say about Comic Sans? “It may not be the height of sophistication, but it sure knows how to have a good time!”

1. Why did the font go to therapy? Because it had too many “Comic Sans-tions”!
2. What did the Comic Sans say when it got a parking ticket? “I swear officer, I was just italicizing!”
3. Why did the letter ‘C’ break up with Comic Sans? It said, “You’re just too bold for me!”
4. How does Comic Sans greet people? It says, “Hi-res!”
5. Why did Comic Sans break up with Helvetica? It said, “I can’t handle your type anymore!”
6. Why did the designer refuse to use Comic Sans? Because it was too “punny” for their taste!
7. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite movie genre? Bold comedies!
8. Why was Comic Sans always the life of the font party? Because it brought the “fun”!
9. What did Comic Sans say to Times New Roman at the font reunion? “Fancy meeting you here!”
10. Why was Comic Sans good at math? Because it always knew its “font-culations”!
11. How does Comic Sans keep in touch with its friends? Through “type”-texting!
12. Why did the graphic designer switch to Comic Sans? Because they wanted to “font-sake” seriousness!
13. What did the Comic Sans say to the uppercase letters? “Why so ‘serious’?”
14. Why did the Comic Sans refuse to join the other fonts on the page? Because it didn’t want to be “justified”!
15. What did the lowercase ‘g’ say to Comic Sans? “You’re ‘g’-orgeous!”
16. Why did the typewriter envy Comic Sans? Because it could never be as “font”-astic!
17. Why did the teacher only use Comic Sans for lessons? Because it wanted to make sure students had a “fontastic” time learning!
18. Why was Comic Sans always invited to Halloween parties? Because it knew how to “boo” the crowd!
19. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite holiday? April Fools’ Day – it loves a good joke!
20. Why was Comic Sans hired to write the company newsletter? Because it knew how to make every story “font-tastic”!

1. Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced by Comic Sans? Because it said, “I’m too gouda for this font!”
2. What did the cheese say when it saw Comic Sans? “That font is nacho ordinary choice!”
3. Why did the cheese ask Comic Sans for help? Because it wanted to be “font-smooth”!
4. How does Comic Sans like its cheese? “Extra cheesy, please!”
5. Why did the cheese thank Comic Sans? Because it said, “You make everything ‘fontastic’!”
6. What’s Comic Sans’s favorite cheese? “Comically aged cheddar!”
7. Why did the cheese throw a party for Comic Sans? Because it said, “You’re the font of all fun!”
8. What did the cheese say when it saw Comic Sans for the first time? “You’re really ‘grate’!”
9. Why was Comic Sans hired as the cheese’s spokesperson? Because it said, “I’m the ‘wheely’ good choice!”
10. What did the cheese say to Comic Sans at the font party? “You’re so ‘gouda’ to me!”
11. Why did the cheese hire Comic Sans as its personal assistant? Because it said, “You’re the font of all knowledge!”
12. What did the cheese say when Comic Sans cracked a joke? “You’re too ‘cheesy’ to handle!”
13. Why did the cheese choose Comic Sans as its font? Because it said, “You bring out the ‘brie-ght’ side!”
14. What did the cheese write to Comic Sans in its love letter? “You make my heart melt like fondue!”
15. Why did the cheese always use Comic Sans for its recipes? Because it said, “You add the perfect ‘flavor’!”
16. What did the cheese say when it saw Comic Sans dancing? “You’ve got some ‘font-tastic’ moves!”
17. Why did the cheese invite Comic Sans to its wine and cheese night? Because it said, “You’re the font of sophistication!”
18. What did the cheese say when Comic Sans asked if it wanted another slice? “I’m ‘feta’ up with this font-astic goodness!”
19. Why did the cheese write a song about Comic Sans? Because it said, “You’re the ‘cheddar’ to my ‘font’!”
20. What did the cheese say when Comic Sans asked why it liked hanging out together? “Because with you, it’s always a ‘gouda’ time!”

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