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1. Why did the Christian computer keep praying?
   Because it had too many viruses and needed divine protection!
2. How do angels greet each other?
   They say, “Halo there!”
3. What did Noah say to the animals before boarding the Ark?
   “Now, let’s get ready to rock and float!”
4. Why did the shepherd bring a ladder to church?
   To raise the roof in praise!
5. What do you call a group of singing angels?
   A heavenly choir-us!
6. Why did the coffee convert to Christianity?
   It needed a fresh start!
7. How did Moses make his tea?
   Hebrewed it!
8. Why did the Bible go to therapy?
   It had too many issues!
9. What do you call a religious bird of prey?
   A faith-hawk!
10. Why did the Christian comedian become a gardener?
    Because he wanted to plant seeds of joy!
11. What did one Bible say to the other?
    “You crack me up, you Testament thing!”
12. Why did the Christian cat go to church?
    It wanted to be purr-fectly blessed!
13. How do you organize a fantastic Christian party?
    You plan-it!
14. What did Adam say to his wife on the first Valentine’s Day?
    “You’re the apple of my eye!”
15. Why did the Christian athlete thank God after winning the race?
    Because Jesus took the wheel!
16. What do you call a praying mantis that goes to church?
    A sanctified insect!
17. Why did the Christian mathematician become a pastor?
    He wanted to solve problems through prayer!
18. How does the Lord send messages?
    By gospel-mail!
19. Why did the Christian smartphone go to church?
    It needed a spiritual recharge!
20. What’s the favorite dance of Christian bees?
    The Hive-five!

1. Why did the Christian comedian become a pastor?
   Because he had a divine sense of humor!
2. What do you call a fish that attends church regularly?
   A disciple!
3. Why did the Bible bring a pencil to the sermon?
   It wanted to take notes on salvation!
4. How do angels communicate?
   They wing it!
5. Why did the Christian chicken join the choir?
   It had a great peck-tation for singing!
6. What did one Bible say to the other during an argument?
   “Let’s not be divided by verses!”
7. Why don’t Christians play hide and seek?
   Because good seekers are always found!
8. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
   A roamin’ Catholic!
9. Why did the Christian smartphone apply for a church job?
   It wanted to be a call minister!
10. How did the preacher fix his leaky roof?
    He prayed for a higher ceiling!
11. What’s a pastor’s favorite game?
    Holy Rollers!
12. Why did the Christian cat sit on the computer?
    It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
13. What did the Christian skateboarder say after landing a trick?
    “Jesus flipped for me!”
14. Why did the angel bring a ladder to heaven?
    To go to the next level!
15. What’s a pastor’s favorite breakfast?
    Holy toast!
16. Why did the Christian chef become a minister?
    He wanted to turn water into soup!
17. What’s the favorite game in heaven?
    Saints and Sinners!
18. Why did the church choir go on strike?
    They wanted higher praise!
19. What did the pastor say to the coffee?
    “Let us espresso our love for Jesus!”
20. Why did the Christian comedian bring a ladder to the show?
    He wanted to reach the highest laughs!

1. Why did the Christian mathematician excel in Sunday School?
   Because he knew how to divide the Word!
2. How did the software engineer get to heaven?
   He followed the divine algorithm!
3. What’s a Christian’s favorite type of music?
   Gospel and Blues – because the Lord turned their sorrows into joy!
4. Why did the Christian inventor create a Bible with built-in Wi-Fi?
   So you can connect to the holy network!
5. How do angels organize their tasks?
   They use heavenly spreadsheets!
6. Why did the Christian comedian use Roman numerals in his jokes?
   Because he wanted to get his point across!
7. What do you call a group of religious whales?
   A Bible school of fish!
8. Why did the Christian detective go to church?
   He was on the case of the missing offering!
9. What’s the favorite social media platform in heaven?
   Saint-agram!
10. Why did the Christian scientist always carry a Bible and a microscope?
    For macro and micro salvation!
11. What did the preacher say to the broken vacuum?
    “Let us pray for suction!”
12. Why did the Christian astronaut bring a Bible to space?
    To pray for zero gravity sins!
13. What do you call a Christian who can play any instrument?
    A Psalmist extraordinaire!
14. Why did the Christian cat love the Bible?
    It had the purr-fect script!
15. What’s a pastor’s favorite type of coffee?
    Holy Espresso!
16. Why did the Christian chef become a preacher?
    Because he could turn water into ‘holy’ soup!
17. What did one Bible say to another during a debate?
    “Let’s keep this scripture-tural!”
18. How does Moses make tea?
    Hebrews it!
19. Why did the Christian comedian bring a ladder to the show?
    He wanted to reach the highest laughs!
20. What do you call a Christian snake?
    Holy Python!

1. Why did the Christian computer keep crashing? It had too many unrepented cookies!
2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic!
3. Why don’t angels ever get lost? They always follow the “Heavenly GPS.”
4. How do you organize a space party in heaven? You planet!
5. Why did the pastor start a gardening club? Because he wanted to raise a “holy crop!”
6. What’s a priest’s favorite type of humor? Sacrament-imental jokes!
7. Why did the Christian chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks for a heavenly beat!
8. What do you call a group of musical angels? The harp-chestra!
9. Why did the Bible go to therapy? It had too many issues!
10. How did the angels greet each other in the morning? Halo!
11. What do you call someone who steals energy drinks from the church? A jolt sinner!
12. Why did the Christian comedian become a gardener? Because he wanted to work on his “holy” punchlines!
13. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
14. What do you get when you cross a Bible with a computer? A screen saver of divine verses!
15. Why did the Christian refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are a little hard to “Bethel!”
16. What did one Bible say to the other? “You crack me up!”
17. Why don’t angels use social media? Because they prefer “heavenly posts”!
18. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
19. Why did the pastor start a bakery? To make Holy rolls!
20. What’s the best tool for a biblical construction project? The Proverbs!

1. Why did the Christian computer go to church? It needed to be re-saved!
2. How do angels greet each other? They say, “Halo!”
3. What did the pastor say to the WiFi? “I pray for a strong connection with the Holy Spirit!”
4. Why don’t Christians ever play hide and seek? Because good Christians are always found!
5. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
6. What do you call a fish with a Bible? A holy mackerel!
7. Why did the Christian chicken join the choir? It had the best peck-to range!
8. What’s the Bible’s favorite exercise? Cross-fit!
9. Why did the Christian comedian get a standing ovation? His jokes were scripture-perfect!
10. How did Noah pass the time on the ark? He read, “Rain, rain, go away”!
11. Why did the Christian skateboarder go to church? He wanted to do kickflips for Jesus!
12. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic!
13. Why did the Christian tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
14. What’s Jesus’ favorite social media platform? Cross-stagram!
15. Why did the angel go to therapy? Too much winging it!
16. What did the Sunday school teacher say to the misbehaving cloud? “You need to find a silver lining!”
17. Why did the Christian cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
18. How do you organize a space party for Christians? You planet!
19. What did the Christian say to the mosquito? “Go baptize someone else!”
20. Why did the Bible go to school? It wanted to be well-versed!

1. Why did the Christian kid bring a ladder to church? To reach new heights in faith!
2. What do you call a mischievous angel? A little devilop!
3. Why did the Sunday school teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many “punch” lines!
4. How did the Bible study group keep warm? They gathered around the “holy” fire!
5. What’s a Christian kid’s favorite type of math? Multiplication, because they love to “multiply” blessings!
6. Why did the cookie go to Sunday school? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
7. What did the grape say during communion? “Let’s raisin the praise!”
8. Why did the Christian kid bring a pencil to church? To draw closer to God!
9. How does a Christian child answer the phone? “Good discipleship, who’s calling?”
10. What do you call a sheep who can sing? A chorister!
11. Why did the Christian kid invite the ocean to church? To have a whale of a time in worship!
12. What did one Sunday school crayon say to the other? “I color inside the lines because God wrote the lines!”
13. How does Moses make his hot dogs? Hebrews them up!
14. Why did the Christian kid bring a ladder to choir practice? To reach the high notes in hymns!
15. What did the grape say to the communion bread? “You’re the yeast I can do!”
16. Why did the Christian kid wear sunglasses to the Bible study? The future’s so bright, they gotta wear shades!
17. What’s a Christian kid’s favorite game at the park? Psalm and swings!
18. Why did the chicken go to VBS? To hatch a plan for salvation!
19. What do you call a donkey who leads worship? A praise mule!
20. Why did the Christian kid become a gardener? To plant seeds of faith!

1. Why did the Christian adult bring a ladder to church? To take their faith to the next level!
2. What’s a Christian’s favorite type of humor? Divine comedy!
3. Why did the pastor become a gardener? To plant the seeds of wisdom!
4. How does a Christian adult relax? They take a “psalm” before bedtime!
5. What did the priest say to the comedian? “Your jokes are so good, they’re almost a sermon!”
6. Why did the Christian adult go to the bakery? They heard they had heavenly rolls!
7. What’s a Christian’s favorite social media platform? Cross-book!
8. Why did the church choir start a band? They wanted to hit the right notes in salvation!
9. How does a Christian adult take their coffee? With a little prayer and a whole latte faith!
10. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in a church? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11. Why did the Christian adult go to the comedy club? They needed a good “holy” laugh!
12. What did the pastor say to the broken pencil? “God can still use you to draw people in!”
13. Why did the Christian adult bring a map to church? They wanted to navigate through the scriptures!
14. How does a Christian adult respond to a bad day? They say, “This too shall pastor!”
15. What do you call a Christian adult at the gym? A “prayer”formance athlete!
16. Why did the church bell start a podcast? It wanted to ring out the good news!
17. How do you organize a space party for Christians? You planet with heavenly bodies!
18. What did the Christian adult say to the suspicious fruit? “I’ve been praying for a fruitful conversation!”
19. Why did the preacher become a chef? To serve up some divine dishes!
20. What’s a Christian’s favorite type of exercise? Cross-fit, because they carry their own cross!

1. Why did the Christian dad bring a ladder to church? He heard it was a great way to get closer to heaven!
2. What’s a Christian dad’s favorite dance move? The Psalm Shuffle!
3. Why did the pastor bring a pencil to the sermon? To draw people closer to the Word!
4. How does a Christian dad make tea? Hebrews it!
5. Why did the Bible go to school? It wanted to be well-versed!
6. What’s a Christian dad’s favorite movie genre? Divine Comedy!
7. Why did the Christian dad bring a camera to church? To capture the holy moments!
8. What do you call a fish with a Bible? A holy mackerel!
9. Why did the Christian dad start a landscaping business? He wanted to mow down sin!
10. What did the Christian dad say when his kid asked for dessert? “Sure, as long as it’s angel food cake!”
11. Why did the Christian dad become a chef? He wanted to serve up some heavenly dishes!
12. How does a Christian dad fix his mistakes? With prayer-oxide!
13. What’s a Christian dad’s favorite board game? Bibleopoly!
14. Why did the Christian dad bring a suitcase to church? He wanted to pack his faith!
15. What did the Bible say to the highlighter? “You really make my words stand out!”
16. Why did the Christian dad go to the bakery? He heard they had good “sermon rolls!”
17. What’s a Christian dad’s favorite car? A “holy” roller!
18. Why did the pastor become a gardener? He wanted to plant the seeds of faith!
19. How does a Christian dad measure things? With pray-rulers!
20. Why did the Christian dad bring a calendar to church? To schedule his “holy” days!

1. Why did the Christian cheese attend Bible study? It wanted to be more Gouda-nly!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho-cheese, but it’s forgiven!
3. Why did the cheddar join the choir? It had a grate voice!
4. How does Jesus like his grilled cheese? Blessed and extra “holy”!
5. What’s a cheese’s favorite worship song? “Swiss the Savior”
6. Why did the mozzarella go to church? It wanted to be a little “shredded” in the Spirit!
7. What do you call a cheese that reads the Bible? A Provolon-t!
8. How does cheese make amends? It says, “I’m sorry if I’ve Caerphilly-ed anyone!”
9. Why did the Christian cheese refuse to fight? It believed in turning the other “cheek”!
10. What did the cheese say to the bread during communion? “Let’s stick together, it’s a holy union!”
11. Why did the Swiss cheese break up with the Gouda? It felt too “hole”-some for it!
12. What’s a cheese’s favorite Christian movie? “Cheddar with Fire”!
13. Why did the cheese apply for a job at the church? It wanted to be a “grate” choir director!
14. What’s the holiest cheese? Divine Gruyère!
15. Why did the cheese become a pastor? It wanted to preach the curd!
16. What did the cheese say in confession? “Forgive me, Father, for I have bleu!”
17. How does cheese encourage others? It says, “You’re gouda-nuff for God’s love!”
18. Why did the feta become a missionary? It wanted to spread the good news of dairy salvation!
19. What’s a cheese’s favorite hymn? “Amazing Grate”!
20. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many emotional whey-ghts!

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