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1. Why did the candle go to therapy? Because it was feeling burned out!
2. What did the candle say to the birthday cake? “Don’t worry, I’ll keep you lit!”
3. Why did the candle join the choir? Because it had a burning desire to sing!
4. What do you call a group of musical candles? A wick-et choir!
5. Why was the candle always invited to parties? Because it knew how to light up the room!
6. How did the candle propose to its flame? With a wick-ed ring!
7. Why did the candle break up with the match? Because it was tired of getting burned!
8. What did the candle say to its admirer? “You light up my life!”
9. Why did the candle win the race? Because it knew how to keep the flame alive!
10. What’s a candle’s favorite TV show? “The Wick-ed Witch of the West!”
11. Why was the candle such a good storyteller? Because it had a lot of wick-ed tales to tell!
12. What’s a candle’s favorite type of music? Flamenco!
13. Why did the candle go to school? To get a higher wick-ducation!
14. What do you call a candle that’s also a detective? A wick-ed sleuth!
15. Why did the candle go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a match!
16. What did one candle say to the other during a blackout? “I’m feeling a little un-lit-ted!”
17. Why was the candle always calm during storms? Because it knew how to weather the Wick-ed!
18. What did the candle say to its reflection? “You’re looking wick-ed today!”
19. Why did the candle go to the spa? To relax and unwind!
20. What did the candle say to the moth? “Back off, I’m not your flame!”

1. Why did the candle refuse to join the party? It said it needed some “me time” to wax philosophical!
2. What did the candle say to the moth that kept bothering it? “Stop bugging me, I’m not your flame!”
3. Why did the candle enroll in a yoga class? It wanted to find its inner wick-dom!
4. How does a candle get around town? It wick-rolls!
5. Why don’t candles ever get lost? Because they always find their way with a little illumination!
6. What did the candle tell the birthday cake? “You may be the star, but I’m the one who’s lit!”
7. Why did the candle start a band? Because it had a burning passion for music!
8. What do you call a candle that’s also a comedian? A wick-ed jokester!
9. Why did the candle go to therapy? It needed to work through its issues with burning out too quickly!
10. What did the candle say to its flame when it got too hot? “You’re smokin’!”
11. Why don’t candles ever play hide and seek? Because they always stick out like a wick thumb!
12. Why was the candle such a good dancer? Because it knew how to light up the dance floor!
13. What did one candle say to the other during a power outage? “Looks like we’re in the dark together, buddy!”
14. Why did the candle bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get wax-tricated!
15. What do you call a candle with an attitude? A snuff-y character!
16. Why was the candle always invited to movie nights? Because it loved to wax nostalgic!
17. What’s a candle’s favorite dessert? Wick-edly delicious cupcakes!
18. Why did the candle get promoted at work? Because it knew how to rise to the occasion!
19. What did the candle say when it won the lottery? “I’m feeling wick-ed rich!”
20. Why did the candle go on a diet? It wanted to burn off those extra wick-les!

1. Why did the candle join the band? Because it had a great wick!
2. What do you call a candle that’s also a musician? A wick-ed guitarist!
3. Why did the candle win the race? It had a burning desire to reach the finish line!
4. What’s a candle’s favorite type of music? Wick-hop!
5. Why was the candle such a good student? It always knew how to light up the classroom!
6. How does a candle get ready for a date? It lights some romantic ambiance!
7. Why did the candle go to therapy? It had too many issues to burn through!
8. What’s a candle’s favorite game? Wick-tac-toe!
9. Why did the candle break up with the flashlight? It found someone who could handle its flame!
10. Why don’t candles ever get lost? Because they always find their wick back home!
11. What do you get when you cross a candle with a birthday cake? A celebration that’s lit!
12. Why was the candle invited to every party? It knew how to bring the light!
13. How does a candle solve its problems? It burns through them!
14. What did the candle say to its admirer? “You light up my life!”
15. Why did the candle refuse to gossip? It didn’t want to spread any flame!
16. How does a candle communicate with other candles? Through Wickr messages!
17. Why don’t candles ever get bored? They always have something to burn!
18. What’s a candle’s favorite movie genre? Wick-ed thrillers!
19. Why did the candle start a business? It wanted to make a wick-ed profit!
20. What’s a candle’s favorite subject in school? Wick-nomics!

1. Why did the candle always get invited to parties? Because it knew how to light up the room!
2. What did the candle say to its admirer? “You melt my heart!”
3. Why was the candle such a good dancer? It had some great wick moves!
4. What’s a candle’s favorite type of vacation? Wick-end getaways!
5. Why did the candle never get into arguments? It always tried to extinguish the flames!
6. How does a candle get in shape? It does wick-robics!
7. Why did the candle fail the math test? It couldn’t handle the wick-ed problems!
8. What do you call a candle that’s always at the gym? Fit and Wick-ed!
9. Why was the candle so popular? Because it knew how to spark conversations!
10. What’s a candle’s favorite social media platform? Insta-flame!
11. Why did the candle break up with its partner? They couldn’t handle its burning passion!
12. How does a candle greet its friends? With a warm glow!
13. Why did the candle refuse to fight? It didn’t want to escalate things and create more wick-ed problems!
14. What’s a candle’s favorite dessert? Wick-edly delicious cake!
15. Why did the candle join the circus? It wanted to be the center of attraction!
16. What’s a candle’s favorite sport? Wick-etball!
17. Why did the candle go to therapy? To work through its wick-ed anxieties!
18. How does a candle flirt? It turns up the heat!
19. Why was the candle always calm? Because it knew how to keep a steady flame!
20. What’s a candle’s favorite holiday? Wick-mas!

1. Why did the candle go to therapy? It had too many wick issues.
2. What did the candle say to the birthday cake? “Don’t worry, I’ll light up your life!”
3. How did the candle propose to its partner? With a wick-ring.
4. Why was the candle always invited to parties? It knew how to light up the atmosphere.
5. What’s a candle’s favorite type of music? Flamenco.
6. Why did the candle get promoted? It rose to the occasion.
7. How do candles communicate? Wick-to-wick.
8. What’s a candle’s favorite game? Wick-etball.
9. Why did the candle break up with the match? It found a hotter flame.
10. What did the candle say to the darkness? “I’m here to shed some light on the situation!”
11. Why was the candle a great storyteller? It always had a burning tale to tell.
12. What’s a candle’s favorite subject in school? Wick-nomics.
13. Why did the candle go to school? To get brighter.
14. How does a candle get fit? It does wick-robics.
15. What’s a candle’s favorite sport? Wick-kboxing.
16. Why was the candle afraid of heights? It didn’t want to be extinguished up high.
17. What did the candle do when it won the lottery? It waxed lyrical about its luck.
18. Why did the candle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a match.
19. How does a candle get ready for bed? It wick-brushes its teeth.
20. What did the candle say to its reflection? “You light up my life!”

1. Why was the candle a good student? Because it always knew how to “wax” eloquent!
2. What did the baby candle say to its mom? “I wuv you watts and watts!”
3. How did the candle cross the road? It waddled.
4. What do you call a mischievous candle? A little “wick-ed”!
5. Why did the candle go to school? To get brighter!
6. What’s a candle’s favorite subject in school? Wicks and matches!
7. What do you get when you cross a candle with a snowman? Frost-bite!
8. What did the candle say to the teacher? “I’m burning to learn!”
9. Why did the candle bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to be a high achiever!
10. What did one candle say to the other during a race? “I’m burning up the track!”
11. Why did the candle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a match!
12. What did the candle say to its friends at the beach? “Wick-ed waves today!”
13. Why was the candle always sleepy in class? Because it burned the midnight oil!
14. What did the candle do at the talent show? It wowed the crowd with its flickering performance!
15. Why did the candle refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got “lit”!
16. What’s a candle’s favorite game? Wick-etball!
17. How do you know if a candle is telling the truth? You can see right through its transparency!
18. What do you call a candle that’s also a singer? A wax idol!
19. Why did the candle go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “wax-tic”!
20. What’s a candle’s favorite type of music? Flamenco!

1. Why did the candle break up with its girlfriend? She couldn’t handle its hot temper!
2. What’s a candle’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of wax? Because you’re melting my heart!”
3. How does a candle flirt? It wicks seductively.
4. Why was the candle banned from the casino? It kept blowing out the competition!
5. What did one candle say to the other at the bar? “You light up my life!”
6. Why did the candle join a dating app? It was looking for a flame that burns just right.
7. What’s a candle’s favorite vacation spot? Wick-edly good beaches!
8. Why was the candle always the life of the party? It knew how to ignite some fun!
9. What did the candle bring to the romantic dinner? A little ambiance and a lot of heat!
10. How does a candle make a fashion statement? By wearing its wax with pride!
11. What did the candle say to its partner after a romantic evening? “You light my fire in all the right ways.”
12. Why did the candle start a business? It wanted to be the hottest commodity in town!
13. What’s a candle’s favorite movie genre? Wick-ed thrillers!
14. Why did the candle hire a personal trainer? It wanted to work on its burn!
15. What did the candle say to the candlestick holder? “You complete me.”
16. How does a candle relax after a long day? With a soothing soak in a wax bath!
17. Why did the candle go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues from its past burns.
18. What’s a candle’s favorite hobby? Wick crafting!
19. Why did the candle bring a date to the candlelight dinner? It didn’t want to be waxing poetic alone!
20. What’s a candle’s favorite type of party? A wick-end bash!

1. Why did the candle go to school? Because it wanted to be a bright spark!
2. What’s a candle’s favorite type of bread? Wick’d wheat!
3. How does a candle keep its secrets? It seals them with wax!
4. Why was the candle always invited to parties? It knew how to bring the light!
5. What’s a candle’s favorite TV show? “Game of Flames!”
6. Why did the candle go to the beach? To get a tan, of course!
7. What did the candle say to the flashlight? “You’re just a temporary flicker, but I’m here for the long burn!”
8. How does a candle greet its friends? With a warm hello!
9. Why did the candle go to the baseball game? It heard it was going to be a real “blowout”!
10. What did the candle do when it won the lottery? It burned through the cash!
11. Why did the candle refuse to share its secrets? It didn’t want to “wick-leak” information!
12. What’s a candle’s favorite dessert? Wick-le pudding!
13. How did the candle get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!
14. Why did the candle join the band? It had a great wick sense of rhythm!
15. What’s a candle’s favorite game? Wick-etball!
16. Why did the candle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a match!
17. What’s a candle’s favorite holiday? Wick-mas!
18. Why did the candle get a ticket? It was caught speeding in the wax lane!
19. What’s a candle’s favorite book genre? Wick-tionary tales!
20. Why was the candle always calm? It knew how to keep a steady flame!

1. Why did the candle go to school? To get a little brighter!
2. What’s a candle’s favorite type of music? Flamenco!
3. How does a candle stay warm during winter? It snuggles up to a cozy flame!
4. Why did the candle join the choir? Because it had a wick-ed voice!
5. What’s a candle’s favorite subject in school? Wick-nomics!
6. Why was the candle a great dancer? It had some serious flame moves!
7. What did the candle say to the moth? “You’re drawn to my irresistible glow!”
8. Why did the candle blush? Because it saw someone attractive in its reflection!
9. How does a candle flirt? It wicks seductively!
10. Why did the candle break up with the lantern? It found someone who could light up its life better!
11. What’s a candle’s favorite type of date? A candlelit dinner, of course!
12. Why was the candle always calm? Because it knew how to keep a steady flame!
13. What did the candle say to the birthday cake? “Don’t worry, I’ll light up your life!”
14. How does a candle get fit? It does wick-robics!
15. Why did the candle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a match!
16. What’s a candle’s favorite TV show? “Game of Flames!”
17. Why did the candle go to therapy? It had too many wick issues!
18. What’s a candle’s favorite movie genre? Romance, with a twist of wax!
19. How did the candle propose to its partner? With a wick-ring!
20. What did one candle say to the other? “You light up my life!”

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