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1. Why did the cadaver apply for a job? It wanted to “flesh out” its resume.
2. What do you call a cadaver that can sing? A decomposer.
3. Why don’t cadavers ever get lost? They always follow their gut feelings.
4. How does a cadaver stay cool during summer? It hangs out in the shade of the morgue.
5. Why did the cadaver join a band? It wanted to play “dead” rock.
6. What’s a cadaver’s favorite genre of music? Rigor mortis rock.
7. Why was the cadaver a great comedian? Because it had deadpan delivery.
8. What did the cadaver say when it was invited to a party? “I’ll be there in spirit.”
9. Why are cadavers such good listeners? Because they never interrupt, they just “rest in peace.”
10. How do you make a cadaver laugh? Tell it a gut-wrenching joke.
11. What’s a cadaver’s favorite game? Hide and seek, they’re always “out of sight.”
12. Why did the cadaver become a teacher? It had a lot of “life lessons” to share.
13. Why did the cadaver break up with its partner? It needed some space to “decompose.”
14. Why don’t cadavers ever tell secrets? Because they take them to the grave.
15. What do you call a cadaver who loves the ocean? A “sea-cret” admirer.
16. Why did the cadaver get an award? It was a “deadication” to its field.
17. Why are cadavers such great writers? They have a way with “body language.”
18. What do you get when a cadaver tells a story? A spine-tingling tale.
19. How do cadavers stay in shape? They do deadlifts.
20. Why did the cadaver open a bakery? It wanted to make “coffin cakes.”

1. Why did the cadaver refuse to play cards? It couldn’t deal with the pressure.
2. What do you call a fashionable cadaver? A trend-setter in rigor mortis.
3. Why did the cadaver bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high spirits.
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of math? Deaducation.
5. Why don’t cadavers make good detectives? They always leave a trail.
6. What did the cadaver say to the skeleton? “Stop rattling my bones.”
7. Why was the cadaver bad at sports? It didn’t have the guts to win.
8. Why did the cadaver start gardening? It wanted to be buried in its work.
9. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of movie? A dead-time story.
10. Why did the cadaver join a choir? It wanted to perfect its haunting harmonies.
11. What do you call a cadaver that loves photography? A stiff shot enthusiast.
12. Why was the cadaver always calm? It was good at decomposing itself.
13. Why did the cadaver visit the therapist? It needed help to piece itself together.
14. What did the cadaver do at the comedy club? It brought the house down.
15. Why are cadavers great at chess? They think several moves ahead.
16. What’s a cadaver’s favorite hobby? Bodybuilding.
17. Why don’t cadavers need a passport? They’re already well-traveled.
18. What do you call a cadaver with a sense of humor? A deadpan comic.
19. Why did the cadaver go to school? To improve its deaducation.
20. Why did the cadaver go to the barbershop? To get a cut above the rest.

1. Why did the cadaver start a podcast? To share some dead-air stories.
2. What do you call a cadaver that solves mysteries? Sherlock Bones.
3. Why was the cadaver such a great musician? It knew how to decompose melodies.
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite exercise? Deadlifts, of course.
5. Why don’t cadavers make good astronauts? They can’t handle the liftoff.
6. What do you get when you cross a cadaver with a computer? A decom-piler.
7. Why did the cadaver start a tech company? It had a knack for debugging.
8. What’s a cadaver’s favorite social media platform? Deadbook.
9. Why was the cadaver so good at meditation? It was always in a state of deep rest.
10. What do you call a cadaver that loves to dance? A “dead-ringer” for fun.
11. Why did the cadaver become a motivational speaker? It inspired others to live life to the fullest.
12. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of comedy? Black humor.
13. Why did the cadaver go to art school? To master the art of body painting.
14. What did the cadaver say when it was offered a drink? “I’ll pass, I’m already stiff.”
15. Why was the cadaver always invited to parties? It was the life of the post-party.
16. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of literature? Autobiographies, they’re always gripping.
17. Why did the cadaver become a gardener? It had a green thumb for afterlife.
18. What do you call a cadaver with a lot of friends? A body of evidence.
19. Why did the cadaver start a band? To bring the house down with dead rock.
20. What’s a cadaver’s favorite board game? Clue, because it’s always dead-on.

1. Why did the cadaver fail math? It couldn’t count on its fingers.
2. What do cadavers do for fun? Play dead games.
3. Why did the cadaver join a gym? To work on its deadlift.
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite instrument? The organ.
5. Why don’t cadavers lie? They can’t stand up to it.
6. What did the cadaver say to the ghost? “You’ve got guts.”
7. Why was the cadaver a bad thief? It always left prints behind.
8. What’s a cadaver’s favorite dessert? Coffin cake.
9. Why do cadavers make terrible chefs? They can’t handle the heat.
10. How do cadavers stay cool? They chill in the morgue.
11. What did the cadaver do at the comedy club? Killed the crowd.
12. Why did the cadaver visit the library? It wanted to check out.
13. What’s a cadaver’s favorite sport? Deadlifting.
14. Why did the cadaver become a DJ? It loved dropping dead beats.
15. How do you compliment a cadaver? “You’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
16. Why did the cadaver write a book? To share its life story.
17. What’s a cadaver’s favorite drink? Formaldehyde frappe.
18. Why don’t cadavers gossip? They take secrets to the grave.
19. What’s a cadaver’s favorite movie? “Dead Men Tell No Tales.”
20. Why did the cadaver go to school? To get a dead-ucation.

1. Why did the cadaver join the band? Because he always wanted to play the organs!
2. Why don’t cadavers ever get lost? Because they always follow their gut instincts!
3. Why was the cadaver such a good comedian? Because he always had a killer punchline!
4. Why did the cadaver go to school? To improve his deaducation!
5. What do you call a cadaver that tells secrets? A decomposer!
6. Why don’t cadavers make good athletes? They’re always dead tired!
7. What did the cadaver say at the party? “This place is dead without me!”
8. Why did the cadaver break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too stiff!
9. What’s a cadaver’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
10. Why did the cadaver refuse to play poker? He didn’t have the guts to bluff!
11. Why did the cadaver bring a map to the lab? He wanted to find his way to the heart of the matter!
12. What do you call a cadaver who can sing? A decomposer!
13. Why did the cadaver join the football team? To play in the dead zone!
14. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of music? Death metal!
15. Why did the cadaver go to the dentist? He needed a little decay management!
16. Why don’t cadavers ever get cold? They have a skeleton in their closet!
17. Why did the cadaver always win arguments? He made killer points!
18. Why was the cadaver a great detective? He always got to the bottom of things!
19. What did the cadaver say when asked if he wanted to dance? “I’m a little stiff, but I’ll give it a shot!”
20. Why was the cadaver a terrible liar? He couldn’t keep his story straight, no bones about it!

1. Why did the cadaver bring a pencil to class? Because he wanted to draw some serious conclusions!
2. What do you call a cadaver who likes to play hide and seek? A hide-and-shriek champion!
3. Why did the cadaver always get A’s in science? He had a natural understanding of anatomy!
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
5. Why did the cadaver go to art school? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
6. What did the cadaver say to the skeleton? “You’re bone-afide awesome!”
7. Why did the cadaver start gardening? He wanted to be closer to the roots!
8. What’s a cadaver’s favorite game at the fair? The grave yard dart!
9. Why did the cadaver become a musician? He wanted to hit all the right notes!
10. What’s a cadaver’s favorite subject in school? Biology, because it’s drop-dead interesting!
11. Why did the cadaver love camping? He enjoyed all the ghost stories around the campfire!
12. What’s a cadaver’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because he gets to come out and play!
13. Why did the cadaver go to the library? He wanted to check out some spine-tingling books!
14. Why did the cadaver become a chef? He wanted to make drop-dead delicious dishes!
15. What did the cadaver say when he got an award? “This is to die for!”
16. Why was the cadaver always invited to parties? Because he was the life of the undead party!
17. What do you call a cadaver that likes to play tricks? A practical corpse!
18. Why did the cadaver go to the doctor? To get a skeleton scan!
19. Why did the cadaver join the circus? To be the main attraction in the bone yard!
20. What did the cadaver bring to the picnic? Some ribs and a spine-chilling story!

1. Why don’t cadavers ever play poker? They can’t handle the stakes!
2. Why did the cadaver get a job at the morgue? It was a dead-end career move!
3. What’s a cadaver’s favorite cocktail? A stiff drink!
4. Why did the cadaver join a dating site? He was looking for a soulmate!
5. Why don’t cadavers ever gossip? They prefer to keep things under wraps!
6. Why did the cadaver break up with his girlfriend? She said he had no body to offer!
7. What’s a cadaver’s favorite vacation spot? The Dead Sea!
8. Why did the cadaver start a band? He wanted to make some dead beats!
9. What did the cadaver say to his therapist? “I feel like I’m falling apart!”
10. Why don’t cadavers ever get hangovers? Because they’re always dead sober!
11. What’s a cadaver’s favorite workout? Dead lifts!
12. Why did the cadaver get a promotion? He showed some serious guts!
13. What do you call a cadaver who tells great stories? A dead ringer!
14. Why did the cadaver start a blog? To share his life after death experiences!
15. What’s a cadaver’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
16. Why did the cadaver get fired from his job? He was caught dead on the job!
17. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of humor? Deadpan!
18. Why did the cadaver go to the bar? To decompose after a long day!
19. What did the cadaver say after a tough workout? “I’m dead tired!”
20. Why did the cadaver enroll in a self-help class? To learn how to live life to the fullest!

1. Why did the cadaver bring a ladder to the party? He heard the spirits were really high!
2. What do you call a lazy cadaver? Dead weight!
3. Why did the cadaver become a baker? He wanted to make some drop-dead delicious bread!
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of car? A hearse, because it always has a dead stop!
5. Why don’t cadavers ever use elevators? They prefer the graveyard shift!
6. What’s a cadaver’s favorite exercise? Dead lifts, naturally!
7. Why did the cadaver go to the comedy club? To hear some killer jokes!
8. What do you call a cadaver who loves to garden? A decom-poster!
9. Why did the cadaver always carry a map? He didn’t want to lose his sense of direction in the afterlife!
10. What’s a cadaver’s favorite instrument? The organ, of course!
11. Why don’t cadavers ever get speeding tickets? They always follow the dead-end signs!
12. What’s a cadaver’s favorite board game? Life, because it’s ironic!
13. Why was the cadaver always calm under pressure? He was used to staying dead still!
14. What do you call a cadaver who can tell time? A dead ringer!
15. Why did the cadaver join the football team? To play in the dead zone!
16. What’s a cadaver’s favorite mode of transportation? The grave train!
17. Why don’t cadavers ever argue? They prefer to rest in peace!
18. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of tea? Mortali-tea!
19. Why did the cadaver visit the psychiatrist? He needed someone to talk to about his dead-end job!
20. Why do cadavers make great friends? They never ghost you!

1. Why did the cadaver go to school? To get a dead-ucation!
2. What’s a cadaver’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone!
3. Why was the cadaver a terrible chef? He couldn’t make anything without turning it into a grave-y!
4. What’s a cadaver’s favorite movie genre? Rom-dead-ic comedies!
5. Why did the cadaver go to the beach? To catch some dead rays!
6. Why don’t cadavers ever go on diets? They’re already skin and bones!
7. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of cheese? Moldy cheese, of corpse!
8. Why did the cadaver refuse to play hide and seek? He said it was a dead giveaway!
9. What do you call a cadaver that’s always cold? A chillin’!
10. Why did the cadaver bring a broom to the party? He heard it was a dead sweep!
11. Why did the cadaver get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
12. What’s a cadaver’s favorite dance move? The hip-bone twist!
13. Why did the cadaver go to the music store? To find some deadbeats!
14. What did the cadaver say to the ghost? “You’re so transparent!”
15. Why did the cadaver go to the library? To find a good spine-chiller!
16. What’s a cadaver’s favorite holiday? Dead-er’s Day!
17. Why did the cadaver start a band? He wanted to make some bone-afide hits!
18. What do you call a cadaver who loves to dance? The boogie-man!
19. Why did the cadaver bring a shovel to the party? He heard it was going to be a grave-digging good time!
20. What’s a cadaver’s favorite type of music? Decom-pose!

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