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1. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? Because it wanted to be a free spirit!
2. What did one bullet say to the other bullet at the shooting range? “Let’s make this shot count!”
3. Why did the bullet go to school? It wanted to get a little more “bulletproof” knowledge!
4. Why don’t bullets ever get tired? Because they’re always on the fly!
5. How do bullets stay in touch? They keep each other posted!
6. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!
7. What do you call a bullet that’s out of shape? A roundabout!
8. Why did the bullet go to the party? Because it heard there was going to be a blast!
9. Why was the bullet so popular? It had a lot of caliber!
10. What’s a bullet’s favorite dessert? Jelly shots!
11. Why don’t bullets ever argue? Because they always make their point!
12. What did one bullet say to the other bullet after a long day? “Let’s just decompress!”
13. What’s a bullet’s favorite game? Dodgeball!
14. Why did the bullet join the circus? It wanted to be shot out of a cannon for a change!
15. Why don’t bullets ever play hide and seek? Because they always come out of their shells!
16. Why did the bullet refuse to fight? It believed in peaceful resolutions!
17. What do you call a bullet that’s feeling down? A hollow point!
18. Why did the bullet go to the art gallery? It wanted to brush up on its shooting skills!
19. Why was the bullet always so serious? Because it had a lot on its caliber!
20. What’s a bullet’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

1. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? Because it felt like it was being shot down in the relationship!
2. What did one bullet say to the other bullet at the gym? “Let’s get ready to ricochet!”
3. Why was the bullet always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the chamber!
4. How does a bullet introduce itself? “Hi, I’m just passing through!”
5. Why did the bullet go to school? To get a little extra bullet point education!
6. Why was the bullet always so confident? Because it had a lot of caliber!
7. What did the bullet say to the body armor? “You can’t stop my penetrating humor!”
8. Why did the bullet refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always gets caught!
9. What did the bullet say to the target? “I’m aiming to please!”
10. Why don’t bullets ever get lost? Because they always have a point!
11. What’s a bullet’s favorite drink? Shots!
12. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too many internal conflicts!
13. Why was the bullet always so busy? Because it had a packed schedule!
14. What did one bullet say to the other bullet on Valentine’s Day? “You’re always bulletproof in my heart!”
15. Why did the bullet join the circus? It wanted to be a sharpshooter!
16. What’s a bullet’s favorite TV show? “Bulletproof”!
17. Why did the bullet refuse to argue? Because it knew it would never win an argument, just a shot!
18. Why was the bullet so bad at making decisions? It kept getting fired up!
19. What did the bullet say to the hunter? “I’m really gunning for you!”
20. Why did the bullet go to therapy? Because it had too much “internal” pressure!

1. Why did the bullet break up with its ex? Because it found a new target!
2. What did the bullet say to the bullseye? “I’m aiming for a perfect ten, are you ready?”
3. Why did the bullet go to the library? To check out some “bullet” points!
4. What’s a bullet’s favorite game? Dodgeball!
5. Why did the bullet refuse to argue? Because it knew it had the final word!
6. Why was the bullet always so accurate? It had a sharp mind!
7. What did one bullet say to the other in traffic? “Keep your eyes on the road and your trajectory straight!”
8. Why was the bullet always calm under pressure? Because it had a cool head!
9. What did the bullet say to the shooter? “Make sure you aim high, I’ve got ambitions!”
10. Why did the bullet go to school? To learn the art of precision!
11. What did the bullet say to the magnet? “You can’t attract me, I’m too independent!”
12. Why did the bullet go to the party alone? It didn’t need a plus one to make an impact!
13. What did the bullet say to the dart? “Let’s stick together and make some sharp plans!”
14. Why was the bullet always punctual? Because it never missed a deadline!
15. What did the bullet say to the obstacle course? “I’m ready to hurdle over any challenges!”
16. Why did the bullet take up meditation? To find inner peace and harmony in its trajectory!
17. What did one bullet say to the other during a race? “We’ve got this, let’s set a bullet speed record!”
18. Why did the bullet go to the art gallery? To appreciate some fine “bullet” points!
19. What did the bullet say to the wind? “You can try to push me off course, but I’ll always find my way!”
20. Why did the bullet become a detective? It had a knack for solving bullet mysteries!

1. Why did the bullet go to the party alone? It wanted to make an impact!
2. What did the bullet say to the target? “I’ve got you in my sights!”
3. Why did the bullet go to school? It wanted to get ahead!
4. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? It felt like it was always being shot down!
5. What did one bullet say to the other at the shooting range? “Let’s aim high!”
6. Why was the bullet always late? It kept getting stuck in traffic!
7. What’s a bullet’s favorite game? Dodgeball!
8. Why did the bullet join the circus? It wanted to be a sharpshooter!
9. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too much internal pressure!
10. What did the bullet say to the hunter? “I’m aiming to please!”
11. Why did the bullet refuse to argue? It knew it would just end up shot down!
12. Why did the bullet go to the library? To check out some “bullet” points!
13. What did the bullet say to the wall? “Watch out, I’m coming through!”
14. Why was the bullet always so confident? It knew it had a point!
15. Why was the bullet always broke? It kept getting spent!
16. What did the bullet say to the magnet? “You can’t attract me, I’m too independent!”
17. Why did the bullet go to the art gallery? To appreciate some fine “bullet” points!
18. What did one bullet say to the other during a race? “Let’s set a bullet speed record!”
19. Why did the bullet take up meditation? To find inner peace and harmony in its trajectory!
20. Why was the bullet always so punctual? It never missed a deadline!

1. Why did the bullet go to school? Because it wanted to be a straight shooter!
2. What did the bullet say to the gun? “I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way!”
3. Why don’t bullets ever get bored? Because they’re always on target!
4. How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
5. Why did the bullet break up with the cannon? Because it felt like it was being shot down too often!
6. Why did the bullet refuse to fight? It didn’t want to cause any more wounds!
7. What did one bullet say to the other at the bar? “Let’s make this shot count!”
8. How do bullets stay in shape? They exercise their rights!
9. Why did the bullet join the army? It wanted to find its caliber!
10. Why was the bullet so confident? Because it knew it had the right trajectory!
11. Why did the bullet refuse to listen to music? It didn’t want to be a hit single!
12. What did the bullet say to the body armor? “You can’t stop my charm!”
13. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through!
14. How do bullets communicate? Through bullet points!
15. What did the bullet say when it was stuck in traffic? “I feel like I’m just spinning my wheels!”
16. Why did the bullet go to the party alone? It didn’t need a plus one to make an impact!
17. What did one bullet say to the other before being loaded? “Ready to take flight?”
18. Why did the bullet go to the gym? It wanted to work on its bulletproof body!
19. What did the bullet say to the barrel? “You make me feel so secure!”
20. Why was the bullet always invited to parties? Because it always knew how to break the ice!

1. Why did the bullet go to school? Because it wanted to be a straight-Aim student!
2. What did the bullet say to the gun? “I’m ready to make my mark!”
3. Why was the bullet always confident? Because it knew it was on target!
4. How does a bullet stay in shape? By doing bulletproof exercises!
5. Why was the bullet happy? Because it was flying straight towards its bullseye!
6. What did one bullet say to the other at the shooting range? “Let’s make this shot count!”
7. Why did the bullet join the military? Because it wanted to be a sharpshooter!
8. How do bullets communicate? They shoot the breeze!
9. What did the bullet say to the wall? “I’m just passing through!”
10. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? Because it wanted to be single-shot!
11. Why was the bullet such a good dancer? Because it had perfect aim-steps!
12. How do bullets travel? By express delivery!
13. Why did the bullet go to the gym? To work on its bullet-proof physique!
14. What did the bullet say to the target? “You’re in my sights!”
15. Why was the bullet always punctual? Because it never missed its shot!
16. What did the bullet say to the barrel? “Spin me right round, baby, right round!”
17. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too much pent-up energy!
18. How do bullets relax? They take aim-time off!
19. Why was the bullet excited for the party? Because it knew it would be the life of the ricochet!
20. What did the bullet say to the bulletproof vest? “You can’t stop me, I’m bulletproof!”

1. Why did the bullet break up with its girlfriend? Because it wanted to be a free shot!
2. What did the bullet say to the gun? “I’m ready to get loaded, baby.”
3. Why don’t bullets ever feel lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by shells!
4. What did one bullet say to the other during target practice? “Let’s make this shot count.”
5. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too many issues to unpack!
6. How do bullets communicate? Through bullet points, of course!
7. Why was the bullet always invited to parties? It had a knack for breaking the ice!
8. Why did the bullet enroll in acting classes? It wanted to land a starring role in someone’s heart!
9. What did the bullet say to the armor? “I’m going to penetrate your defenses!”
10. Why did the bullet bring a date to the shooting range? It didn’t want to be a lone gunman!
11. What did one bullet say to the other when they missed the target? “Looks like we shot our chances.”
12. Why did the bullet refuse to work overtime? It didn’t want to get burned out!
13. How did the bullet propose to its partner? With a bulletproof plan for love!
14. Why did the bullet feel insecure? It was always comparing itself to bigger calibers!
15. What did the bullet say when it finally hit the bullseye? “Bingo, baby!”
16. Why did the bullet go to school? It wanted to get a little bullet point education!
17. What did the bullet say to the speeding train? “I’m going to make this a trainwreck!”
18. Why did the bullet refuse to settle down? It was afraid of commitment!
19. How did the bullet console its friend? With a little shot of encouragement!
20. Why did the bullet break up with its partner? It felt like it was always being shot down!

1. Why did the bullet go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.
2. What do you call a bullet that’s a good listener? An ear-piercing projectile.
3. Why don’t bullets make good comedians? They always miss the punchline.
4. How do bullets exercise? They take aim at the gym.
5. Why was the bullet afraid to ask questions? It didn’t want to be shot down.
6. What do you call a bullet that’s afraid of commitment? A cartridge on the run.
7. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? It felt too much pressure.
8. Why did the bullet get a job in construction? It wanted to make an impact.
9. Why did the bullet get promoted? It rose through the ranks.
10. What did the bullet say to the target? “I’m aiming to please.”
11. Why was the bullet so confident? It had a lot of caliber.
12. What did one bullet say to the other at a party? “Let’s make this shot count.”
13. Why was the bullet always so polite? It had great manners—straight-shooting manners.
14. Why did the bullet enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to be a hot shot.
15. Why did the bullet refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to be dealt with.
16. What did the bullet say when it got tired? “I need to reload and recharge.”
17. Why did the bullet go to school? It wanted to be bulletproof academically.
18. Why did the bullet refuse to fight? It preferred peaceful resolutions—bullet diplomacy.
19. Why did the bullet refuse to jump into the water? It didn’t want to dive into unknown depths.
20. What did the bullet say to the gunsmith? “I need to be reloaded—shoot me straight.”

1. Why did the bullet go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to work through!
2. What did the bullet say to the target? “I’m aiming to please!”
3. Why was the bullet always invited to parties? Because it knew how to break the ice!
4. How did the bullet get promoted? It rose through the ranks!
5. What did one bullet say to the other bullet during a race? “I’ll be the one to cross the finish line first!”
6. Why did the bullet refuse to fight? Because it wanted to live a peaceful trajectory!
7. How did the bullet make its point? With precision and wit!
8. Why did the bullet go to school? To get ahead in life!
9. What do you call a bullet that’s a comedian? A shot of laughter!
10. Why was the bullet always confident? Because it knew it was bullet-proof!
11. What did the bullet say when it was complimented? “I’m on target for success!”
12. Why did the bullet join the military? It wanted to be part of a firing squad!
13. What did the bullet say to the gun? “Thanks for always giving me a shot!”
14. Why did the bullet break up with the gun? It felt like it needed space!
15. How does a bullet keep fit? By staying on target with its exercise routine!
16. Why was the bullet always punctual? Because it followed a strict trajectory!
17. What did the bullet say when it hit the bullseye? “Bingo, baby!”
18. Why did the bullet go to the party? It wanted to be the life of the chamber!
19. What did the bullet say to the magnet? “I find you attractive!”
20. Why was the bullet always calm under pressure? Because it knew how to keep its cool!

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