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1. Why don’t Broadway actors ever get lost? They always follow the script!
2. How do Broadway stars stay cool during summer rehearsals? They stand next to the fans!
3. Why did the ghost audition for a Broadway play? He wanted to be a phantom of the opera!
4. Why did the scarecrow turn down a role on Broadway? He couldn’t handle the spotlight!
5. How do you compliment a Broadway actor? Tell them they’re a real scene-stealer!
6. Why do Broadway directors love cast parties? Because the cast always brings down the house!
7. Why don’t Broadway dancers ever get stressed? They always take things step by step!
8. Why did the piano refuse to go on Broadway? It didn’t want to get played again!
9. What do you call a Broadway show about gardening? “Guys and Daisies”!
10. Why was the Broadway star always calm before a performance? Because they had perfect pitch!
11. Why did the singer refuse to go on Broadway? She couldn’t face the music!
12. What do you get when you cross a Broadway star with a detective? A scene of the crime!
13. Why did the Broadway actor carry around a ladder? To reach new heights in their career!
14. Why did the playwright go broke? They couldn’t find any acts to follow!
15. Why do Broadway actors always carry an umbrella? In case of a sudden plot twist!
16. What do you call a Broadway show with no script? An improvable performance!
17. Why was the Broadway ticket so cheap? It was for a matinee robbery!
18. Why did the actor go to therapy? They had too much stage fright!
19. What do you get when you cross a Broadway star with a vampire? A stage bite!
20. Why did the director cross the road? To get to the other set!

1. Why don’t Broadway actors ever use elevators? Because they love a good musical “stairs”!
2. How do Broadway stars keep their shoes shiny? With a lot of “sole” searching!
3. Why did the orchestra bring a ladder to rehearsal? To hit the high notes!
4. What did the Broadway playwright say to the overly dramatic actor? “Stop making a scene!”
5. Why did the Broadway dancer always carry a broom? To sweep the audience off their feet!
6. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite game? Charades, because they love to act out!
7. Why don’t Broadway actors play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in those costumes!
8. What do you call a Broadway show about a bakery? “Les Baguettes”!
9. Why did the light bulb want to join a Broadway show? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
10. Why did the Broadway singer get kicked out of the kitchen? Because they couldn’t stop belting out tunes!
11. What did the Broadway star do after breaking their leg? They called it an “act”-cident!
12. Why was the playwright always invited to the party? Because they really knew how to set the scene!
13. What did the Broadway director say to the slow actor? “Pick up the pace, you’re dragging the drama!”
14. Why did the Broadway actor bring a pencil to the audition? In case they had to draw out their performance!
15. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite type of music? Show tunes, of course!
16. Why did the Broadway show go to therapy? To work out its complex issues!
17. What do you call a fish who loves Broadway? A “fin-atic”!
18. Why did the scarecrow get a standing ovation on Broadway? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. Why did the vampire audition for a Broadway musical? He heard they needed more “bites”!
20. What do you get when you cross a Broadway show with a circus? A performance that’s truly under the big top!

1. Why do Broadway actors make terrible secret agents? Because they always leave clues in their lines!
2. How do you know if a Broadway star is at your party? They’ll tell you they were the lead in “Cats” within five minutes!
3. Why did the prop master become a detective? They were great at finding misplaced clues!
4. Why did the Broadway star get kicked out of school? For constantly trying to stage a coup!
5. How do Broadway actors write emails? In script format, with lots of stage directions!
6. Why did the Broadway playwright go broke? Because their plot had too many holes!
7. What do you get when you cross a Broadway show with a tech convention? A musical with lots of “byte”!
8. Why do Broadway shows always get good grades? Because they have great acts!
9. How do Broadway dancers stay in shape? They always take steps in the right direction!
10. Why was the Broadway composer always calm? They knew how to handle the keys to success!
11. Why don’t Broadway actors ever play poker? Because they can’t keep a straight face!
12. What did the Broadway director say to the forgetful actor? “You need to remember your lines, not your laundry!”
13. Why did the curtain call the doctor? It felt a little drawn!
14. What’s a Broadway producer’s favorite instrument? The cash register!
15. Why did the Broadway star refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of the “jokers” in the deck!
16. Why was the set designer always invited to parties? Because they knew how to set the mood!
17. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite type of bread? A “roll”!
18. Why do Broadway singers always carry tuning forks? To keep their pitch-perfect timing!
19. What did the Broadway star say after nailing their performance? “That was pitch-perfect!”
20. Why did the director sit on the script? To make sure the plot didn’t unfold too soon!

1. Why did the playwright bring a ladder to the theater? To reach new heights in storytelling!
2. How do you know a Broadway actor is really into their role? They even rehearse their dreams!
3. Why did the orchestra bring string cheese to rehearsal? Because it’s all about the strings!
4. Why did the Broadway star take up gardening? To practice their “roots” in drama!
5. How does a Broadway show stay cool in the summer? It cranks up the “air-con-ditioning”!
6. Why did the stage manager become a great chef? They were experts at setting the scene!
7. What do you call a Broadway star who loves fishing? A reel performer!
8. Why did the Broadway actor always carry a notepad? To jot down any dramatic pauses!
9. Why do Broadway directors make good therapists? They always know how to handle dramatic situations!
10. Why did the Broadway show bring a suitcase? It was full of character baggage!
11. How do Broadway actors stay in shape? They exercise their right to perform!
12. Why was the Broadway set always neat and tidy? Because it had great stage presence!
13. What do you call a Broadway show about chess? “Checkmate the Musical”!
14. Why did the ghost get a role in a Broadway musical? It was perfect for the haunting melody!
15. Why did the Broadway actor become a mathematician? They loved playing with angles!
16. How do you compliment a Broadway actor? Tell them their performance was off the charts!
17. Why did the Broadway star go to school? To get a “role”-l of education!
18. Why did the director always wear sunglasses? Because their future was so bright!
19. What’s a Broadway performer’s favorite snack? Dramatic chips – always crunchy and full of character!
20. Why did the Broadway show about baking close early? It didn’t rise to the occasion!

1. Why don’t Broadway actors ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you have to belt out your lines every five minutes!
2. Why did the Broadway dancer bring a ladder to the stage? To reach the high notes!
3. Why was the playwright always calm before the premiere? Because he had already been through enough drama.
4. What did the understudy say to the star? “Break a leg…and maybe a vocal cord or two.”
5. Why did the Broadway musical fail in math class? Because it couldn’t count past eight measures.
6. What do you call a musical about gardening? “A Lot of Planting for Nothing.”
7. Why did the stage manager go broke? Because he kept spending all his money on cue cards.
8. How do Broadway actors stay cool during summer rehearsals? By standing in the shadow of their own egos.
9. Why was the Broadway show about clocks such a hit? Because it was all about timing!
10. Why did the lighting designer bring a pillow to work? To get some rest between dimming and brightening the actors’ futures.
11. Why did the Broadway producer carry a broom? To sweep the awards!
12. What did the set designer say after finishing the backdrop of a beach scene? “I’m shore it’s going to make waves.”
13. Why was the musical about electricity such a shocker? Because the leads really amped up their performances.
14. What do you get when you cross a Broadway star with a baseball player? A dramatic hitter who always takes center stage.
15. Why did the Broadway musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t find his key!
16. Why was the director always frustrated with the stage props? They were always missing their cues.
17. Why did the actress bring a map to rehearsal? To find her way to the “right” emotions.
18. What did the Phantom of the Opera say to his dentist? “Can you make this mask tooth-friendly?”
19. Why did the orchestra refuse to play for the new musical? Because they couldn’t handle the score!
20. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite type of clothing? Dramatic pants.

1. Why did the Broadway actor bring a ladder to the rehearsal? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
2. What do you call a dog that loves Broadway? A bark-star!
3. Why don’t Broadway stars ever get lost? Because they always follow the spotlight!
4. Why did the scarecrow become a Broadway actor? He was outstanding in his field!
5. How do Broadway dancers stay cool during a show? They break out in a dance breeze!
6. What do you get when you cross a Broadway musical with a math test? An equation chorus line!
7. Why did the tomato turn red at the Broadway show? It saw the salad dressing in the dressing room!
8. What do Broadway actors eat for breakfast? Eggs, bacon, and understudies!
9. Why did the singer go to jail? Because she got caught stealing the show!
10. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite type of candy? Curtain Call-ers!
11. Why do ghosts love Broadway? Because it’s full of boo-tiful performances!
12. What did the microphone say to the loud singer? “You’re the sound of music to my ears!”
13. Why are Broadway scripts so good at playing hide and seek? Because they always have a great plot!
14. What do you call a fish that can sing and dance on Broadway? A show-tuna!
15. Why did the bicycle audition for the musical? It wanted to be a pedal-pusher!
16. Why did the Broadway star wear sunglasses? Because their future was too bright!
17. How do you organize a space-themed Broadway musical? You plan-et!
18. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite vegetable? A broc-lead!
19. Why don’t Broadway performers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from the audience!
20. What did the director say to the impatient actor? “Hold your auditions, the show must go on!”

1. Why did the Broadway producer break up with their partner? Too much drama and not enough musicals!
2. What’s a Broadway star’s favorite type of party? A cast party, with plenty of character!
3. Why did the actor get a job at the bakery? Because they knew how to handle the dough and rise to the occasion!
4. Why don’t Broadway actors use the internet? Because they can’t handle all the clicks and likes!
5. Why did the lighting technician refuse to date the actress? Because he didn’t want to be left in the dark!
6. How do Broadway stars stay in shape? They do a lot of scene changes and emotional lifts!
7. What’s the difference between a Broadway musical and an opera? About two glasses of wine and a tuxedo rental!
8. Why did the Broadway star bring a broom to rehearsal? To sweep everyone off their feet!
9. What did the actor say to their script when they had a bad day? “You always know how to give me a good line!”
10. Why do Broadway performers make terrible burglars? Because they always leave a stage presence!
11. Why did the playwright go broke? Because they kept giving their characters too many exits!
12. Why do Broadway actors prefer coffee over tea? Because they need to stay awake for all their performances!
13. Why don’t Broadway performers tell secrets? Because the walls have ears and the curtains have eyes!
14. What’s a Broadway director’s favorite exercise? Curtain raisers and cast stretches!
15. Why did the singer go to therapy? To work on their solo issues!
16. Why are Broadway actors so good at networking? Because they always know how to play the part!
17. What’s the best way to break into Broadway? Practice, patience, and a really good agent!
18. Why do Broadway performers never carry cash? Because they prefer to live in the moment and credit their roles!
19. Why did the actor take up gardening? Because they wanted to get to the root of their character!
20. Why did the Broadway star go to law school? To learn how to appeal to a jury and not just an audience!

1. Why did the Broadway actor bring a pencil to the audition? In case they needed to draw a crowd!
2. How do Broadway stars cool down after a show? With a cast-chill!
3. Why did the playwright go to the gym? To work on their plot twists!
4. Why don’t Broadway actors ever get lost? Because they always follow the script!
5. What do you call a group of musical cows on Broadway? A moo-sical!
6. Why did the stage manager bring a map to rehearsal? To make sure everyone stayed on cue!
7. How do you organize a musical about outer space? You plan-et!
8. Why did the actor take up knitting? To get better at their stitches in time!
9. Why was the musician always calm during the show? Because they knew how to handle the keys!
10. Why did the actor go to the beach? To improve their lines in the sand!
11. Why was the broom always cast in the play? It really knew how to sweep the audience off their feet!
12. What’s a Broadway star’s favorite type of sandwich? A ham and cheese with a lot of stage presence!
13. Why did the ghost audition for the musical? It wanted to be a phantom of the opera!
14. Why did the light bulb audition for the play? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
15. Why did the scarecrow become an actor? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. How do Broadway stars send secret messages? Through play-mail!
17. Why did the comedian get a role in the musical? Because he had great timing and punch lines!
18. Why did the actor take a ladder to the theater? To reach new heights in their performance!
19. What do you call a Broadway show about fishing? A reel musical!
20. Why did the singer go on a diet? To hit the high notes without weighing down the performance!

1. Why did the actor always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw the curtains!
2. What do you call a sleepwalking actor? A dream cast!
3. Why don’t Broadway actors ever get hungry? Because they always get their fill at the cast party!
4. How do Broadway stars stay in shape? By doing scene lifts!
5. Why did the director bring a ladder to rehearsal? To make sure everyone was on the same level!
6. Why was the stage so good at its job? It always set the scene perfectly!
7. Why did the actor sit on a clock? To be on time for the show!
8. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite kind of bread? A roll!
9. Why did the curtain get a promotion? It always knew when to make an entrance and exit!
10. Why did the piano player keep laughing? He was cracking up at his own key jokes!
11. What did the director say to the broken elevator? “You’re not going to let me down, are you?”
12. Why did the actor go to school? To improve his stagecraft!
13. Why did the musical director always carry a flashlight? To find his way through the scores!
14. Why did the costume designer break up with the actor? Too many wardrobe malfunctions!
15. Why was the Broadway star always calm? Because they knew how to handle the drama!
16. Why do Broadway shows never get cold? Because they’re always well-rehearsed!
17. Why was the playwright always calm? They had all the right lines in place!
18. What’s a Broadway actor’s favorite game? Charades, of course!
19. Why did the ghost audition for the musical? It had the perfect boo for the role!
20. Why don’t Broadway actors tell secrets on stage? Because the audience is always in on it!

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