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81. Why did the fence get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.
82. What do you call a row of fence builders? A barrier of entry.
83. Why don’t fences tell secrets? Because they can’t get over anything.
84. Why did the fence go to school? To brush up on its posts.
85. What’s a fence’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
86. Why did the scarecrow stand by the fence? To keep from being board.
87. How do fences stay in shape? They do pole exercises.
88. Why did the fence never gossip? It couldn’t pick up any dirt.
89. What do you call a fence with a doctorate? A post-doc.
90. Why was the fence always calm? It had its boundaries set.
91. Why did the fence break up with the gate? It felt it was being too controlling.
92. How do you make a fence laugh? Tell it a post joke.
93. Why was the fence always on time? It didn’t want to be a slat-e bloomer.
94. What’s a fence’s favorite game? Capture the flag.
95. Why did the fence refuse to work? It felt wired out.
96. Why did the fence hate socializing? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
97. What do you call a fence that loves poetry? A verse-tile barrier.
98. Why did the fence join a choir? It loved the sound of harmonizing posts.
99. Why did the fence go to therapy? It had too many posts to deal with.
100. What’s a fence’s favorite dessert? Gate-au.

“20 Quips on Brett Kavanaugh: Judicial Jests and Legal Laughs”

81. Why did Brett Kavanaugh refuse to play cards with his friends? Because he always wanted to “deal with” things his own way.
82. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of music? Suspenseful tracks, because he enjoys the drama.
83. How does Brett Kavanaugh like his coffee? With a little extra “confirmation.”
84. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard it was a great way to “gavel” attention.
85. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie genre? Courtroom dramas, of course.
86. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ladder to his confirmation hearing? He wanted to “climb” the ranks.
87. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dessert? “Impeach cobbler.”
88. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite book? “The Art of the Squeal.”
89. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the beach? He heard there were plenty of “waves” to ride.
90. What does Brett Kavanaugh do when he can’t find his gavel? He resorts to “judging” people silently.
91. Why did Brett Kavanaugh buy a new robe? He wanted to “cloak” his controversies.
92. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game? Clue, because he loves mysteries.
93. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He thought it would be a great way to “bench” press power.
94. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite TV show? “Law & Disorder.”
95. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a garden? He wanted to “plant” evidence of his green thumb.
96. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite holiday? Controversy Day, of course.
97. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a notebook to his confirmation hearing? He wanted to “note” any objections.
98. What does Brett Kavanaugh do when he’s feeling stressed? He writes “dissenting” opinions in his journal.
99. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard it was a great way to “bench” his opponents.
100. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite kind of pizza? Supreme, because it comes with extra “justice.”

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the Supreme Court had a higher level.
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite game? Spin the Calendar.
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard they had a “beer court.”
4. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to his gavel? “You’re the only one who truly understands me.”
5. How does Brett Kavanaugh like his coffee? With a little bit of “brewskie” flavor.
6. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to law school? He thought it was called “claw school” and they taught how to grip a beer mug.
7. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite song? “I Like Beer” by Tom T. Hall.
8. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a band? He wanted to call it “The Justices” and play beer pong tournaments.
9. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie genre? Courtroom dramas, especially ones with happy hours.
10. Why did Brett Kavanaugh get a tattoo of a gavel? So he could “hammer down” in style.
11. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite vacation spot? Anywhere with a beach and a bar with a good happy hour deal.
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a bartender? He wanted to serve justice instead of just serving drinks.
13. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite exercise? Lifting beer steins.
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh get a pet parrot? So he could teach it to say, “I do not recall.”
15. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game? “Brew-opoly.”
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start writing poetry? He wanted to express his love for beer in sonnet form.
17. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite holiday? Oktoberfest.
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join a book club? He heard they discuss “brew-tiful” literature.
19. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite Supreme Court case? “Beer vs. Sobriety.”
20. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a comedian? He realized he could still tell jokes from the bench.

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ruler to the courtroom? To measure the level of justice, one beer at a time.
2. What does Brett Kavanaugh call his autobiography? “Ales of a Supreme Court Justice.”
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to a comedy club? To work on his “beerstand-up” routine.
4. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dessert? Beer-amisu.
5. How does Brett Kavanaugh take his oath? With a side of hops and barley.
6. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite pastime? “Beer-viewing.”
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard there was a “brew-ench” of justice.
8. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite emoji?
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a six-pack to court? For his “jury of peers.”
10. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dance move? The Ale-shuffle.
11. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a brewery? He wanted to make sure every case had a good “appeal.”
12. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite book? “The Great Gatsby” (because of the parties).
13. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the doctor? He had a case of “beer belly.”
14. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of pizza? Supreme, of course.
15. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He thought it was pronounced “judging beer.”
16. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie genre? Beer comedies.
17. Why did Brett Kavanaugh buy a boat? So he could have a “beer cruise” on weekends.
18. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite kind of music? Brewgrass.
19. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join a hiking club? He heard they had a lot of “trail ales.”
20. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite season? “Brew-ter.”

“Another 20 Hilarious Quips on Kavanaugh: Legal Laffs and Judicial Jokes”

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a pen to the Supreme Court? To write his “brew”-dgments.
2. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to the Constitution? “I’ll uphold you as long as you uphold my beer rights.”
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start brewing his own beer? He wanted to craft his own “hops-torical documents.”
4. How does Brett Kavanaugh solve legal disputes? With a “pour” of justice.
5. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of law? Brew-stitutional law.
6. Why did Brett Kavanaugh switch to being a night owl? He heard the real party starts after the court adjourns.
7. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite color? “Beer-gundy.”
8. Why did Brett Kavanaugh take up painting? He wanted to perfect his “brew-scape” skills.
9. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to the bartender who cut him off? “I’ll see you in court.”
10. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a podcast? To discuss the legal implications of different beer flavors.
11. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite part of the Constitution? The “Ale”-ment Clause.
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He wanted to be the “brew-tician” of justice.
13. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to his law clerks? “Remember, beer-forever faithful to the law.”
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh switch to being a morning person? He realized he could fit more beer tastings into the day.
15. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Ale’s Well That Ends Well.”
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a book club? He wanted to discuss the legal implications of his favorite beer labels.
17. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his favorite hobby? “Brewing the law.”
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh get a pet dog? So he could have a loyal companion during his beer tastings.
19. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite kind of joke? One with a “hoppy” punchline.
20. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start gardening? He wanted to grow his own beer ingredients.

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh refuse to go skydiving? He prefers to stay grounded… with a beer.
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite exercise? Lifting the gavel… and a pint.
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a bottle opener to court? For “pop”ular verdicts.
4. How does Brett Kavanaugh take his coffee? Like his beer: with a kick.
5. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the beach? To catch some waves… of beer foam.
6. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite superhero? The Ale-venger.
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard it was a good place to “brew” a career.
8. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite mode of transportation? The beer-cycle.
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the art museum? To admire the “brew-tiful” paintings.
10. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to the bartender? “I’ll have a supreme ale.”
11. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a map to the party? To find the nearest brewery.
12. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite card game? Beer poker.
13. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the gym? To work on his “beer” muscles.
14. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite song? “Pour Some Sugar on Me” (but with beer).
15. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He wanted to make sure everyone got their “just-ice” served cold.
16. What did Brett Kavanaugh say to the chef? “Make it hoppening, with extra brews.”
17. Why did Brett Kavanaugh get a telescope? To explore the “ale”-axies.
18. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite word? “Brewtiful.”
19. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the zoo? To see the “brew”-dacious animals.
20. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of movie? Beer documentaries.

61. Why did the dermatologist become a comedian? Because they had a skin-credible sense of humor!
62. What did the dermatologist say to the pimple? “You’re not welcome here, you’re just causing trouble!”
63. Why was the dermatologist always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool under pressure, especially when dealing with acne!
64. What’s a dermatologist’s favorite TV show? “The Skincare Diaries!”
65. Why did the dermatologist refuse to play poker? Because they always knew when someone was bluffing by their facial expressions!
66. How did the dermatologist know they’d make a good doctor? They had a knack for getting to the root of the problem!
67. Why don’t dermatologists ever get lost? Because they always have a good sense of direction, thanks to all those maps of the skin!
68. What did the dermatologist say to the avocado? “You’ve got some healthy fats, but your skin could use some work!”
69. Why did the dermatologist go to art school? To learn how to draw conclusions about skin conditions!
70. Why did the dermatologist break up with their partner? Because they couldn’t handle the constant flaking!
71. How does a dermatologist apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to peel that way!”
72. Why don’t dermatologists ever get sunburned? Because they always remember to cover up and use sunscreen!
73. What’s a dermatologist’s favorite type of music? Smooth skin jazz!
74. Why did the dermatologist become a musician? Because they were skilled at playing the skin-tar!
75. What’s a dermatologist’s favorite game? Connect-the-Dots, but with moles!
76. Why was the dermatologist such a good listener? Because they knew when to lend an ear to their patients’ skin concerns!
77. How does a dermatologist greet their patients? “Good to see you! Let’s face it together!”
78. Why was the dermatologist always up-to-date with the latest trends? Because they were always skinformed!
79. What did the dermatologist say to the dermatitis? “You’re causing quite the rash decision!”
80. Why did the dermatologist go to the beach? To catch some rays and study melanoma prevention!

“Yet Another 20 Witty Zingers on Kavanaugh: Legal Chuckles and Judicial Jest”

21. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a pillow to court? To catch up on some sleep during the hearings.
22. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dessert? A slice of humble pie.
23. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He wanted a seat with built-in immunity.
24. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s go-to excuse? “I was probably too drunk to remember.”
25. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join a debate team? To perfect his technique of dodging questions.
26. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite game? Dodgeball – he’s a pro at avoiding hits.
27. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to the beach? To bury his past in the sand.
28. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie genre? Courtroom dramas – they’re just like his life, but with better lighting.
29. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a podcast? So he can control the narrative for once.
30. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite holiday? National Beer Day – he celebrates it every day.
31. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start jogging? To run away from his past… and towards the Supreme Court.
32. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite book? “How to Win Friends and Influence People” – he’s still working on it.
33. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He wanted a gavel to silence his critics.
34. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite accessory? Beer goggles – they make everything look innocent.
35. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a lifeguard? To save himself from drowning in accusations.
36. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite hobby? Brewing beer – it’s the only thing he’s consistent with.
37. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to a therapist? To learn how to suppress his emotions better.
38. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite subject in school? Recess – it’s where he honed his dodging skills.
39. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to a comedy club? To see if his life story could make people laugh.
40. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of puzzle? Legal puzzles – he’s still trying to piece together his defense.

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ladder to the courtroom? Because he heard the higher you climb, the more likely you are to be confirmed.
2. How does Brett Kavanaugh like his beer? With a side of questionable memory.
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start going to yoga? To master the art of downward-facing denial.
4. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game? Memory, but he always seems to forget the rules.
5. Why did Brett Kavanaugh refuse to take the oath on a Bible? He didn’t want to risk perjuring himself again.
6. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his hobbies? “I enjoy lifting weights… of evidence.”
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He thought it would give him a ‘Supreme’ advantage in beer pong.
8. How does Brett Kavanaugh prepare for a case? By doing keg stands to improve his balance of probabilities.
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a vineyard? He heard it was a good way to suppress allegations.
10. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a chef? He wanted to perfect his recipe for brewing controversy.
11. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie? “50 First Denials.”
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh open a pet store? He heard it was a great way to learn how to bury things.
13. How does Brett Kavanaugh relax after a long day in court? By sipping on a cocktail called ‘Presumption of Innocence.’
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join a circus? He wanted to prove he could balance on a tightrope of credibility.
15. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when asked about his legal philosophy? “I believe in the right to bear arms… but only if they’re filled with beer.”
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh audition for a role in a play? He thought it would help him perfect his performance in front of the Senate.
17. How does Brett Kavanaugh stay in shape? By jogging his memory laps around the truth.
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a magician? He wanted to make evidence disappear with a flick of his wand.
19. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey… in his innocence.
20. Why did Brett Kavanaugh write a memoir? He thought it would be a good exercise in creative writing.

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to reach the “Supreme” high shelf in the library!
2. How does Brett Kavanaugh like his burgers? With lots of “con-firmations” on the side!
3. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when he lost his school election? “I’ll see you in court… I mean, recess!”
4. Why did Brett Kavanaugh always excel in spelling bees? Because he was great at “con-firming” his vowels!
5. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite subject in school? “Constitutional Law… and Recess!”
6. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? Because he wanted to be the “Supreme Ruler” of the playground!
7. How does Brett Kavanaugh take his tea? With a dash of “judicial restraint”!
8. Why was Brett Kavanaugh always chosen first for dodgeball? Because he had a knack for “constitutional dodging”!
9. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite game at recess? “Judicial Review Tag”!
10. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a gavel to show and tell? Because he wanted to “pound” his point home!
11. How does Brett Kavanaugh always win at hide and seek? He’s a master of “judicial discretion”!
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join the debate club? Because he loves a good “hearing”!
13. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The “Judicial Rollercoaster”!
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a firefighter? Because he prefers “putting out fires” in the courtroom!
15. What does Brett Kavanaugh say when he’s playing cops and robbers? “I dissent!”
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh wear a robe to school? Because he wanted to “robe” the day with justice!
17. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Judicial Precedent”!
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh always win at Monopoly? Because he knew how to “dissent” from bankruptcy!
19. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dessert? “Separation of Powers Pudding”!
20. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a briefcase to lunch? Because he wanted to “appeal” to his appetite!

“20 More Rib-Ticklers on Kavanaugh: Legal Humor and Bench Banter”

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a calendar to the party? So he could keep track of his “alibi”!
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite cocktail? The “Confirmation Collins”!
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? So he could have a legitimate excuse to say, “I’ll see you in court”!
4. How does Brett Kavanaugh like his coffee? With a dash of “judicial activism”!
5. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join the debate team? Because he loves a good “hearing”!
6. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite pickup line? “Are you ready for some ‘judicial review’?”
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a lawyer? Because he wanted to specialize in “precedent-setting cases”!
8. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie genre? “Supreme Courtroom Dramas”!
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a podcast? So he could share his “dissenting opinions” with the world!
10. How does Brett Kavanaugh unwind after a long day in court? With a glass of “Impeachment IPA”!
11. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game? “Judicial Monopoly: Where the Rules Change Depending on Who’s Winning”!
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a chef? Because he prefers “serving justice” over serving food!
13. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s go-to karaoke song? “I Fought the Law and the Law Won”!
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh write a memoir? To prove that sometimes, “boys will be boys”!
15. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s guilty pleasure TV show? “Law and Order: Supreme Edition”!
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh buy a boat? So he could sail through “murky waters of legal interpretation”!
17. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite vacation destination? The “Halls of Justice Resort & Spa”!
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh invest in a wine cellar? So he could age his wine like fine “judicial opinions”!
19. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of music? “Baroque and Bench”!
20. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a detective? Because he enjoys “interpreting clues” more than finding them!

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a hammer to the barbecue? Because he wanted to “grill” the meat with justice!
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dance move? The “Gavel Shuffle”!
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? So he could “rule” over his kids with authority!
4. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite tool? The “Constitutional Screwdriver”!
5. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a dad? Because he wanted to have a “court of his own” at home!
6. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite bedtime story to tell his kids? “The Adventures of Captain Judicial!”
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a robe to the beach? So he could have a “judicial tan”!
8. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite sport to watch with his kids? “Supreme Court Tennis”!
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh take up gardening? So he could “plant seeds of justice” in his backyard!
10. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite dessert to make for his family? “Justice Brownies: They’re Guilty of Being Delicious!”
11. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a dad instead of a rock star? Because he wanted to be the “Supreme Dad Soloist”!
12. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite pun? “I’m ‘gavel’ing a great time with you!”
13. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a comedian? Because he wanted to “sentence” people to laughter!
14. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite family vacation spot? The “Court of Appeals” campground!
15. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a briefcase to the picnic? Because he wanted to “argue” for more sandwiches!
16. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game to play with his kids? “Justice League: The Game of Law and Order”!
17. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a dad instead of a chef? Because he wanted to “serve justice” at the dinner table!
18. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie to watch with his family? “Legally Blonde: A Tale of Judicial Fashion!”
19. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a family blog? So he could “dissent” from the usual parenting advice!
20. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite way to spend family time? “Ruling” on who gets to pick the next movie!

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a ladder to the hearing? To keep reaching new heights of controversy.
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of bars.
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a gardening business? He wanted to grow his own beer hops.
4. Why doesn’t Brett Kavanaugh play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from those testimonies.
5. What did Brett Kavanaugh say when he got a parking ticket? “I like beer, not tickets!”
6. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to law school? To learn how to object… to everything.
7. Why does Brett Kavanaugh avoid sports events? Too many spectators reminding him of his past.
8. What did Brett Kavanaugh order at the bar? A shot of ‘I don’t recall’.
9. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? He heard it came with lifetime immunity.
10. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite board game? Risk – it’s all about strategy and defense.
11. Why does Brett Kavanaugh love the Fourth of July? Fireworks drown out the tough questions.
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a backpack to court? To carry all his denials.
13. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite workout? Bench pressing allegations.
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh join a book club? To read about other people’s drama for a change.
15. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite part of being a judge? Saying “Order in the court!”
16. Why did Brett Kavanaugh get a dog? So he can finally say he has an unwavering supporter.
17. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie? “The Hangover” – it hits close to home.
18. Why did Brett Kavanaugh visit a winery? To finally take a break from ‘hard’ questions.
19. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s dream job? Brewmaster at a law-themed brewery.
20. Why does Brett Kavanaugh love reality TV? Because no matter what happens, his reality is set for life.

“Another Round of 20 Kavanaugh Capers: Legal Wit and Judicial Jests”

1. Why did Brett Kavanaugh always carry a gavel? Because he liked to “hammer” home his point!
2. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite type of cheese? “Supreme Brie”!
3. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge? Because he wanted to be the “big cheese”!
4. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite movie? “Gouda Will Hunting”!
5. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a robe to the party? Because he wanted to be the “cheese of the evening”!
6. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite snack? “Judicial Cheese Crackers”!
7. Why did Brett Kavanaugh go to law school? To learn how to be “sharp as cheddar” in court!
8. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a briefcase to the picnic? Because he heard there would be “cheese and case law”!
9. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite musical instrument? The “gavel-accordion”!
10. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a chef? Because he wanted to “serve up justice with a side of cheese”!
11. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite vacation spot? “Brie-tish Virgin Islands”!
12. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a cheese grater to the courtroom? Because he wanted to “shred” through the evidence!
13. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Cheese”!
14. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a cheese platter to the football game? Because he wanted to “tackle” the appetizers!
15. Why did Brett Kavanaugh start a dairy farm? Because he wanted to be the “big cheese” in agriculture!
16. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite holiday? “Cheesemas”!
17. Why did Brett Kavanaugh become a judge instead of a comedian? Because he thought he’d “brie” funnier!
18. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite bedtime snack? “Gouda-night kisses”!
19. Why did Brett Kavanaugh bring a cheese wheel to the courtroom? Because he wanted to “roll” through the cases!
20. What’s Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite Shakespeare play? “To Brie or Not to Brie”!

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