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240+ Breast jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Why did the breast apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in the bustle of the corporate world.
  2. What do you call a detective with a keen interest in breasts? A private eye-ful investigator.
  3. Why did the breast go to school? It wanted to improve its “supporting” role in society.
  4. What did the left breast say to the right breast during a workout? “We need to lift together to stay perky!”
  5. How do breasts communicate with each other? Through a “boob tube” network.
  6. Why did the breast break up with the bra? It felt too restricted and needed some space.
  7. What’s a breast’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
  8. How do you organize a fantastic party for breasts? You plan a “bust-up” celebration!
  9. Why did the breast become a comedian? It had a natural talent for “stand-up” performances.
  10. What did one breast say to the other during a game of poker? “I’ve got a great pair, let’s raise the stakes!”
  11. Why did the breast go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its emotional “baggage.”
  12. What’s a breast’s favorite dessert? Jiggle pudding!
  13. Why did the breast become an astronaut? It wanted to experience zero gravity and really “float.”
  14. How do you compliment a smart breast? You say, “You’ve got a lot of depth in your cleavage of knowledge!”
  15. Why did the breast go to the art museum? It wanted to appreciate the beauty of the “masterpieces.”
  16. What’s a breast’s favorite movie genre? Anything with a good “plot.”
  17. Why did the breast start a rock band? It wanted to be the ultimate “front” woman!
  18. How do breasts stay in touch with their spiritual side? They practice “Zen in the cleavage.”
  19. What’s a breast’s favorite exercise? The “pec” press!
  20. Why did the breast become a chef? It loved to create “bust-erpieces” in the kitchen!
  1. Why did the breast join a comedy club? It had a knack for delivering punchlines!
  2. What do you call a breast with a sense of humor? A funny bosom buddy!
  3. Why did the breast get a job at the bakery? It wanted to knead the dough and rise to the occasion!
  4. What’s a breast’s favorite type of joke? A rib-tickler!
  5. Why did the breast refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to keep things under wraps!
  6. How do breasts apologize? They say, “Sorry if we got off on the wrong chest!”
  7. What’s a breast’s favorite game? Peek-a-boob!
  8. Why did the breast go to therapy? It needed help coping with its “up and down” emotions!
  9. What do you call a breast that tells tall tales? A fibber-jiggler!
  10. Why did the breast become a stand-up comedian? It had the perfect set for laughter!
  11. What did one breast say to the other at the comedy show? “This is the breast performance ever!”
  12. Why did the breast bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
  13. What’s a breast’s favorite dance move? The mambo!
  14. Why did the breast start a band? It wanted to be the breast drummer in town!
  15. What’s a breast’s favorite TV show? “Two and a Half Cups!”
  16. Why did the breast become a chef? It loved adding a dash of humor to every dish!
  17. What did one breast say to the other during a comedy roast? “You’re the breast thing that ever happened to me!”
  18. Why did the breast take up gardening? It wanted to grow some “bust-blooms”!
  19. How do breasts handle a tough situation? They “support” each other through thick and thin!
  20. Why did the breast start a podcast? It had a lot of “nipple-tingling” stories to share!

  1. Why did the breast enroll in a physics class? It wanted to understand the “quantum leap” in cup sizes!
  2. What do you call a breast with a high IQ? A brilliant bust!
  3. Why did the breast apply for a job at the library? It knew how to support the shelf-esteem of books!
  4. How do breasts solve problems? They put their heads together and brainstorm!
  5. What’s a breast’s favorite subject in school? Advanced cleavage calculus!
  6. Why did the breast become a chess champion? It knew how to maneuver its pawns strategically!
  7. What’s the breast’s favorite type of literature? Cleverature!
  8. Why did the breast start a business? It wanted to capitalize on its assets!
  9. What’s a breast’s favorite type of technology? Silicon Valley!
  10. Why did the breast become a detective? It had a keen sense of “bustigation!”
  11. How do breasts express gratitude? They say, “Thanks for the mammaries!”
  12. What’s a breast’s favorite word game? Scrabcleavage!
  13. Why did the breast become a computer programmer? It could code in binary and understand the language of “bits”!
  14. What’s a breast’s favorite quote? “To be or not to be, that is the mammary!”
  15. Why did the breast start a philosophy club? It wanted to explore the deeper “bust” of knowledge!
  16. What do you call a breast with a law degree? A legal loveliness!
  17. Why did the breast become a mathematician? It could solve any problem with a simple equation: X = chest!
  18. What’s a breast’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to be a Million-Air?”
  19. Why did the breast become an architect? It knew how to design the perfect “support” structure!
  20. What’s a breast’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Bust-Nothing!”
  1. Why did the breast join the circus? It wanted to be the ultimate “juggler”!
  2. What’s a breast’s favorite exercise? The chest press!
  3. How do breasts apologize? They say, “Sorry if we got off on the wrong cup!”
  4. Why did the breast cross the road? To get to the “other side” of the lingerie store!
  5. What do you call a breast that tells jokes? A funny bust!
  6. Why did the breast go to space? It wanted to experience zero gravity “lift-off”!
  7. How do breasts stay in shape? They do the “uplift” workout!
  8. What did one breast say to the other during a concert? “This is a boobilicious performance!”
  9. Why did the breast start a band? It wanted to be the breast drummer!
  10. What’s a breast’s favorite movie genre? Anything with a good “plot”!
  11. How do breasts stay organized? They use a “support” group!
  12. Why did the breast become a detective? It had a knack for “bust”-ing mysteries!
  13. What’s a breast’s favorite game? Peek-a-boob!
  14. Why did the breast become a comedian? It had a talent for “stand-up” performances!
  15. How do breasts communicate? Through a “boob tube” network!
  16. What did one breast say to the other during a race? “Let’s nip this competition in the bud!”
  17. Why did the breast become a chef? It loved creating “bust-erpieces” in the kitchen!
  18. What’s a breast’s favorite type of weather? Sunny-side up!
  19. Why did the breast go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its emotional “baggage”!
  20. How do you compliment a clever breast? “You’ve got a lot of depth in your cleavage of knowledge!”

  1. Why did the breast apply for a job? It wanted to work its way up in the bosom of the company!
  2. What do you call a marathon for breasts? A jog-strapthon!
  3. Why did the breast join a rock band? It wanted to be part of a legendary cleavage!
  4. How do breasts stay positive? They always look on the up-and-up!
  5. What did one breast say to the other during a workout? “Let’s bounce back from this exercise!”
  6. Why did the breast go to therapy? It had too many emotional ups and downs!
  7. What’s a breast’s favorite type of humor? Chest ticklers!
  8. How do you organize a fantastic breast party? You plan a bust-a-move dance-off!
  9. Why did the breast become a detective? It had a knack for cracking cold cases!
  10. What do you call a breast that tells jokes? A funny bust!
  11. Why did the breast go to space? It wanted to defy gravity and experience a celestial uplift!
  12. What’s a breast’s favorite TV show? “Game of Cones”!
  13. Why did the breast bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
  14. How do you compliment a breast? Tell it that it’s a real bosom buddy!
  15. What did the breast say to the push-up bra? “You’re really uplifting!”
  16. Why did the breast start a blog? It wanted to share its thoughts on life from a unique perspective!
  17. How does a breast apologize? It says, “I’m sorry if I caused a mammary stir!”
  18. What do you call a breast that’s an artist? A masterpiece!
  19. Why did the breast become a chef? It loved working with double D-licious ingredients!
  20. How do you describe a breast’s sense of humor? It’s always perky and uplifting!
  1. Why did the little breast go to school early? It wanted to be at the front of the cleavage!
  2. What did one breast say to the other during a playdate? “Let’s have a bouncing good time!”
  3. How do baby breasts communicate? They use breastfeeding signals!
  4. Why did the young breast join the soccer team? It wanted to score some chest goals!
  5. What’s a breast’s favorite subject in school? Art, because it loves drawing attention!
  6. Why did the baby breast bring a ladder to the playground? It heard the slides were on the up-and-up!
  7. How do little breasts apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I caused a small bustle!”
  8. What game do baby breasts love to play? Peek-a-boo(b)!
  9. Why did the kid breast bring a backpack to the beach? It wanted to pack its own sand support!
  10. What do you call a baby breast’s favorite toy? A booby-trap!
  11. Why did the young breast become a magician? It loved making things disappear and reappear!
  12. How does a baby breast express excitement? It shouts, “I’m on cloud nipple nine!”
  13. What’s a baby breast’s favorite bedtime story? “Goldilocks and the Three Bras!”
  14. Why did the little breast start a band? It wanted to be part of a harmonious cleavage!
  15. What do you call a group of baby breasts? A milkshake!
  16. Why did the kid breast bring a map to school? It wanted to navigate the breast geography lesson!
  17. What’s a baby breast’s favorite game at the park? Swing and sling!
  18. Why did the little breast become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the space between!
  19. How do baby breasts stay warm in winter? They wear thermal pasties!
  20. What did the little breast say when it grew a bit? “I’m finally getting a-head in life!”

  1. Why did the breast apply for a job in marketing? It knew how to create a real buzz!
  2. What’s a breast’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and cleavage!
  3. Why did the breast start a podcast? It wanted to share its uplifting thoughts with the world!
  4. How do breasts communicate at work? They use professional cleavage language!
  5. What’s a breast’s favorite movie genre? Suspense, because it keeps you on the edge of uplift!
  6. Why did the adult breast become a motivational speaker? It knew how to lift people’s spirits!
  7. What do you call a breast that’s a computer expert? A silicon valley!
  8. Why did the breast go to therapy? It needed help dealing with emotional baggage!
  9. What’s a breast’s favorite vacation spot? The Isle of Cleavage!
  10. Why did the adult breast start a band? It wanted to be part of a rockin’ cleavage experience!
  11. How does a breast express love? It says, “You’re the breast thing that ever happened to me!”
  12. What’s a breast’s favorite exercise? Chest presses, of course!
  13. Why did the breast become a chef? It loved working with double D-licious ingredients!
  14. How do you compliment a breast at a party? You say, “You’re the bust of the ball!”
  15. What’s a breast’s favorite social media platform? Snapcleave!
  16. Why did the breast bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
  17. How do breasts apologize after an argument? They make up and embrace!
  18. What’s a breast’s favorite outdoor activity? Hiking, because it’s all about the natural uplift!
  19. Why did the breast start a book club? It wanted to discuss uplifting literature!
  20. What did one breast say to the other during a romantic dinner? “Let’s wine and dine with a side of cleavage!”
  1. Why did the dad breast go to the bakery? It heard they had some top-tier chestnuts!
  2. What’s a dad breast’s favorite type of weather? Overcast, because it’s always a bit nipply!
  3. Why did the dad breast bring a ladder to the family reunion? It wanted to be head and shoulders above the rest!
  4. How does a dad breast relax? It kicks back and enjoys a breast of fresh air!
  5. What’s a dad breast’s favorite dance move? The mambo!
  6. Why did the dad breast become a gardener? It loved tending to the topiary of the cleavage!
  7. What’s a dad breast’s favorite type of sandwich? One with a good breast of mustard!
  8. Why did the dad breast bring a map to the amusement park? It wanted to navigate the rollercoaster of cleavage!
  9. How does a dad breast tell time? It looks at its chest clock!
  10. Why did the dad breast start a YouTube channel? It wanted to share its breast practices with the world!
  11. What’s a dad breast’s favorite TV show? “Cheers” – it’s all about raising a glass and uplifting spirits!
  12. Why did the dad breast bring a suitcase to the picnic? It wanted to pack some ample support!
  13. How do dad breasts express excitement? They shout, “This is an uplifting experience!”
  14. What’s a dad breast’s favorite sport? Basketball – it’s all about the bounce!
  15. Why did the dad breast become a comedian? It had a knack for delivering chest-tickling punchlines!
  16. How does a dad breast motivate its children? It says, “You can achieve anything with enough breast determination!”
  17. What’s a dad breast’s favorite type of art? Sculpture – it appreciates a well-rounded form!
  18. Why did the dad breast bring a ladder to the comedy club? It wanted to reach new heights of humor!
  19. How does a dad breast celebrate success? With a chest bump, of course!
  20. What did the dad breast say when asked about its hobbies? “I’m really into breast practices, and I’m a proud supporter of uplifting causes!”

  1. Why did the cheese try to join a band with breasts? It wanted to be part of a gouda cleavage!
  2. What’s a cheese’s favorite type of breast? Brie-sts!
  3. How do cheeses appreciate breasts? They say, “You’re grate!”
  4. Why did the cheese go to the breast party? It heard there was going to be a real melon-drama!
  5. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line for breasts? “Are you made of Gouda? Because you’re looking grate!”
  6. How do cheeses express love to breasts? They say, “You’re the curd to my affections!”
  7. Why did the cheese give a speech at the breast conference? It wanted to be the big cheese of cleavage!
  8. What’s a cheese’s favorite way to compliment breasts? “You’re a real cheddar-topper!”
  9. How do cheeses encourage each other? They say, “Keep your curds up!”
  10. Why did the cheese start a breast appreciation club? It believed in the power of dairy-air!
  11. What’s a cheese’s favorite breast game? Gouda Cop, Bad Cop!
  12. Why did the cheese apply for a job in a lingerie store? It knew how to pick the breast fits!
  13. What’s a cheese’s favorite breast accessory? A curd necklace!
  14. How do cheeses celebrate success with breasts? They have a gouda old time!
  15. Why did the cheese become a breast photographer? It knew how to capture the breast moments!
  16. What’s a cheese’s favorite romantic movie? “Feta Attraction”!
  17. How do cheeses stay in shape with breasts? They do brie-obic exercises!
  18. Why did the cheese become a matchmaker for breasts? It had a knack for creating perfect pairs!
  19. What’s a cheese’s favorite breast holiday? Muenster Mash!
  20. How do cheeses express sympathy to breasts? They say, “I’m so gouda-sorry for your loss!”

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