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  1. Why did the Brazilian chef go to therapy? Because he couldn’t stop saucing up his life!
  2. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a magician? A São Paulo prestidigitator!
  3. Why don’t Brazilians ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always samba-ing!
  4. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite type of music? Samba-nova!
  5. Why did the Brazilian break up with his calculator? Because it couldn’t handle his complex Rio-mathics!
  6. How do Brazilians communicate underwater? With Portuguese water polo-glots!
  7. Why don’t Brazilians ever get lost? Because they always know the Bossa way to go!
  8. What did the Brazilian dessert say to the spoon? “You wanna samba with me?”
  9. Why did the Brazilian astronaut bring a barbecue to space? Because he wanted to have a grill-actic time!
  10. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a gardener? A Rio de Janeiro-botanist!
  11. Why did the Brazilian football team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to tie the score!
  12. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite type of footwear? Samba-dals!
  13. Why was the Brazilian flag so tired? Because it had been waving hello all day!
  14. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite mode of transportation? The sambulance!
  15. Why did the Brazilian comedian always carry a map? So he wouldn’t get lost in his own punchlines!
  16. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite kind of tree? The samba-palm!
  17. Why did the Brazilian musician get kicked out of the orchestra? Because he kept adding a little samba to every piece!
  18. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a detective? A São Paulo sleuth!
  19. Why did the Brazilian banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
  20. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite way to exercise? Samba-cise!
  1. Why did the Brazilian soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
  2. What did the Brazilian cow say to its calf? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
  3. Why don’t Brazilian vampires attack soccer players? Because they’re afraid of crosses!
  4. What did the Brazilian computer say to the soccer ball? “You have a lot of bytes!”
  5. Why was the Brazilian strawberry sad? Because it was in a jam!
  6. How does a Brazilian laugh online? With a “huehuehue” emoji!
  7. What did the Brazilian tomato say to the salad? “Lettuce samba together!”
  8. Why did the Brazilian banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
  9. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a detective? A São Paulo sleuth!
  10. Why was the Brazilian flag so tired? Because it had been waving hello all day!
  11. How does a Brazilian DJ greet people? With a samba mix!
  12. Why did the Brazilian comedian bring a ladder to the show? Because he heard the jokes were on another level!
  13. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a chef? A Rio de Janeiron chef!
  14. Why did the Brazilian golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  15. What did the Brazilian drum say to the other drum? “You wanna beat this rhythm?”
  16. Why don’t Brazilians ever get lost? Because they always know the Bossa way to go!
  17. What did the Brazilian salsa dancer say to the avocado? “Let’s guac and roll!”
  18. Why was the Brazilian sandwich cold? Because it had too many ice-Bahias!
  19. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a gardener? A Rio de Janeiro-botanist!
  20. Why was the Brazilian car embarrassed? Because it had gas issues in front of everyone!

  1. Why did the Brazilian mathematician bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to work on his tan-gent!
  2. What did the Brazilian computer scientist say to the bug? “You’re not getting past my firewall!”
  3. Why was the Brazilian dictionary so smart? Because it had a lot of “Portu-wisdom” in it!
  4. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a poet? A Rio-et!
  5. Why did the Brazilian physicist bring a beach ball to work? Because he wanted to study the dynamics of samba!
  6. What did the Brazilian cat say to the mouse? “You’re not getting away, I’ve got a purr-suit strategy!”
  7. Why did the Brazilian astronaut bring a hammock to space? Because he wanted to experience some zero-g relaxation!
  8. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a linguist? A Sambalogue!
  9. Why did the Brazilian novelist always carry a pencil? So he could rewrite his own story!
  10. What did the Brazilian plant say to the sunlight? “Thanks for photosynthesamba-ing with me!”
  11. Why did the Brazilian philosopher bring a guitar to the debate? Because he wanted to strum up some profound thoughts!
  12. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a tailor? A São Paulo-sewer!
  13. Why did the Brazilian economist go to the beach? To study the law of supply and sand demand!
  14. What did the Brazilian clock say to its owner? “Tick-tock, it’s time to samba!”
  15. Why did the Brazilian architect become a comedian? Because he could always find the perfect punchline!
  16. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also an engineer? A Carnivalculator!
  17. Why did the Brazilian chef always use a compass in the kitchen? So he wouldn’t lose his way to flavor town!
  18. What did the Brazilian tree say to the wind? “Blow me away, I’m ready for a samba-dance!”
  19. Why was the Brazilian map so popular? Because it always knew the best routes to Rio!
  20. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a detective? A São Paulo sleuth!
  1. Why did the Brazilian tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. What do you call a Brazilian who’s always on time? Punctu-al!
  3. Why don’t Brazilians ever use elevators? Because they prefer taking the samba-stairs!
  4. Why did the Brazilian banana go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to split!
  5. What do you call a Brazilian who’s always cold? A samba-sicle!
  6. Why did the Brazilian soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
  7. Why did the Brazilian cow go to the movies? It wanted to see “Moo-lan”!
  8. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a musician? A samba-rist!
  9. Why did the Brazilian chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks!
  10. What did the Brazilian grape say to the wine? “Let’s samba together!”
  11. Why don’t Brazilians ever get lost? Because they always know the Bossa way to go!
  12. Why did the Brazilian umbrella refuse to open? It was afraid of a rain-check!
  13. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a magician? A São Paulo prestidigitator!
  14. Why was the Brazilian flag so happy? Because it was waving hello to everyone!
  15. What did the Brazilian coffee say to the espresso? “Let’s have a brew-tiful day!”
  16. Why did the Brazilian soccer ball go to school? It wanted to be kicked around!
  17. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a gardener? A Rio de Janeiro-botanist!
  18. Why did the Brazilian potato win an award? Because it was a real tuber-star!
  19. What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a detective? A São Paulo sleuth!
  20. Why did the Brazilian cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

  1. Why did the Brazilian soccer team bring string to the game? Because they wanted to tie the score!
  2. How do Brazilian cows say goodbye? They wave their tail-ow!
  3. Why did the Brazilian artist go to jail? Because he was framed for painting outside the lines!
  4. Why did the Brazilian banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
  5. What did the Brazilian say to the lazy coconut tree? “Get a job, nutty!”
  6. Why was the Brazilian chef so successful? Because he knew how to samba-flavor!
  7. Why did the Brazilian golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  8. What do you call a Brazilian bee that can’t make up its mind? A buzz-y wanderer!
  9. Why did the Brazilian mathematician bring a ladder to the exam? Because he heard the test was a “highly rated” one!
  10. Why was the Brazilian computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
  11. What did one Brazilian raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, tree’s a crowd!”
  12. Why did the Brazilian astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!
  13. Why was the Brazilian book so unhappy? It had too many bad chapters!
  14. What do you call a Brazilian marathon runner who lost his shoes? Tired-some!
  15. Why was the Brazilian guitar afraid to play in public? It had stage frights!
  16. What do you get when you cross a Brazilian and a bicycle? A Samba-cycle!
  17. Why did the Brazilian tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  18. Why did the Brazilian comedian bring a ladder on stage? Because he wanted to raise the roof with laughter!
  19. What did the Brazilian grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  20. Why did the Brazilian clock get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its hands to itself!
  1. Why did the Brazilian kid bring a ladder to school? Because he heard the class was going to new heights!
  2. What did the Brazilian child say to the pencil? “You’re write for me!”
  3. Why was the Brazilian kid’s backpack so big? Because it had a ton of dreams inside!
  4. What do you call a Brazilian kid who loves to dance? A samba-shuffler!
  5. Why did the Brazilian child bring a map to bed? Because they wanted to dream of adventures!
  6. What did the Brazilian kid say to the soccer ball? “Let’s kick it!”
  7. Why was the Brazilian kid so good at puzzles? Because they knew how to piece things together!
  8. What do you call a group of Brazilian kids on a rainy day? A puddle-jumping party!
  9. Why did the Brazilian child take a flashlight to school? Because they wanted to brighten up the classroom!
  10. What did the Brazilian kid say when they saw a banana peel? “Watch your step, it’s slip-a-peeling!”
  11. Why did the Brazilian kid bring a shovel to the beach? Because they wanted to dig for treasure!
  12. What do you call a Brazilian kid with a lot of energy? A samba-starburst!
  13. Why did the Brazilian child bring a snorkel to the pool? Because they wanted to dive deep into fun!
  14. What did the Brazilian kid say to the rainbow? “You’re painting the sky with joy!”
  15. Why was the Brazilian child so excited to go to school? Because they heard it was a playground for the mind!
  16. What do you call a Brazilian kid who loves to tell jokes? A samba-smile-maker!
  17. Why did the Brazilian kid take a magnifying glass to the park? Because they wanted to explore every detail!
  18. What did the Brazilian child say when they found a seashell? “Listen, it’s the sound of the sea!”
  19. Why did the Brazilian kid bring a compass to the forest? Because they wanted to find their way to adventure!
  20. What do you call a Brazilian kid with a knack for art? A samba-sketch-artist!

  1. Why did the Brazilian adult bring a map to the party? Because they heard it was a maze-ing!
  2. What did the Brazilian say to the bartender? “Mix me up some samba spirits!”
  3. Why did the Brazilian adult go to the gym? To work on their samba-bod!
  4. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite type of music? Samba-licious beats!
  5. Why did the Brazilian adult bring a camera to the beach? To capture those samba-sational moments!
  6. What do you call a Brazilian’s favorite snack? Samba-nana chips!
  7. Why was the Brazilian adult so good at math? Because they knew how to count their samba steps!
  8. What did the Brazilian say to their date? “Let’s dance the samba of love!”
  9. Why did the Brazilian adult bring sunscreen to the soccer game? To protect themselves from the samba-heat!
  10. What do you call a Brazilian’s favorite mode of transportation? Samba-cycles!
  11. Why was the Brazilian adult always the life of the party? Because they knew how to bring the samba groove!
  12. What did the Brazilian adult say to the mirror? “You’re reflecting my samba-fabulousness!”
  13. Why did the Brazilian adult bring a pillow to work? To dream of samba adventures during lunch break!
  14. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite holiday destination? Samba-island paradise!
  15. Why did the Brazilian adult bring a guitar to the office? To serenade their colleagues with samba tunes!
  16. What do you call a Brazilian’s favorite dessert? Samba-sweets!
  17. Why was the Brazilian adult always smiling? Because they had a samba-sunshine attitude!
  18. What did the Brazilian say to the rainy weather? “Let’s dance the samba in the rain!”
  19. Why did the Brazilian adult bring a compass on their hike? To navigate the samba trails!
  20. What’s a Brazilian’s favorite bedtime story? The tale of the samba-dreamer!
  1. Why did the Brazilian dad bring a ladder to the barbecue? Because he heard they were grilling some high steaks!
  2. What did the Brazilian dad say to his son when he couldn’t find his shoes? “Looks like you’ve got a case of the samba-feet!”
  3. Why was the Brazilian dad always calm during storms? Because he knew how to samba through the rain!
  4. What do you call a Brazilian dad who loves to tell jokes? A samba-joker!
  5. Why did the Brazilian dad bring a map to the amusement park? Because he wanted to make sure they didn’t get lost in the samba-maze!
  6. What’s a Brazilian dad’s favorite dance move? The samba-shuffle!
  7. Why did the Brazilian dad bring a backpack to the movie theater? Because he heard it was a samba-packed film!
  8. What did the Brazilian dad say when his kids asked where babies come from? “From the samba stork, of course!”
  9. Why did the Brazilian dad take a flashlight to the football game? Because he wanted to shed some light on the samba-field!
  10. What do you call a Brazilian dad’s favorite dessert? Samba-cake!
  11. Why did the Brazilian dad bring a shovel to the beach? Because he wanted to dig for buried samba-treasure!
  12. What did the Brazilian dad say when his kids complained about chores? “Time to put on your samba shoes and get to work!”
  13. Why was the Brazilian dad always the center of attention? Because he knew how to samba-stroll into a room!
  14. What do you call a Brazilian dad who’s also a chef? The samba-sous!
  15. Why did the Brazilian dad bring binoculars to the park? Because he wanted to get a closer look at the samba-birds!
  16. What did the Brazilian dad say when his kids asked for a pet snake? “Sure, as long as it knows how to samba!”
  17. Why was the Brazilian dad always ready for adventure? Because he had his trusty samba-map!
  18. What’s a Brazilian dad’s favorite holiday destination? Samba-beach paradise!
  19. Why did the Brazilian dad bring a ruler to the picnic? Because he wanted to measure the samba-sandwiches!
  20. What did the Brazilian dad say when his kids asked if they could stay up late? “Only if you promise to samba-sleepwalk to bed!”

  1. Why did the Brazilian cheese go to the party? Because it wanted to be the “queso” the show!
  2. What did the Brazilian cheese say to the blender? “Mix me with some samba-spinach, and let’s make it cheesy!”
  3. Why was the Brazilian cheese always the best dancer? Because it had the “cheddar” moves!
  4. What do you call a Brazilian cheese that’s feeling blue? Samba-stilton!
  5. Why did the Brazilian cheese refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting “grated”!
  6. What’s a Brazilian cheese’s favorite hobby? Samba-slicing through the dance floor!
  7. Why was the Brazilian cheese so popular? Because it always knew how to “brie” the life of the party!
  8. What did the Brazilian cheese say when it won the award? “It’s gouda to be the best!”
  9. Why did the Brazilian cheese bring a parachute to the picnic? Because it wanted to “cheddar” fall from the sky!
  10. What’s a Brazilian cheese’s favorite type of music? Samba-mozzarella melodies!
  11. Why did the Brazilian cheese go to school? Because it wanted to be “grated” with knowledge!
  12. What did the Brazilian cheese say to the bread? “Let’s samba-toast to a cheesy friendship!”
  13. Why did the Brazilian cheese blush? Because it saw the crackers “pepper-jack” it out!
  14. What do you call a Brazilian cheese that’s a great storyteller? Samba-talego!
  15. Why was the Brazilian cheese so confident? Because it knew it was “feta” than the rest!
  16. What did the Brazilian cheese say to the refrigerator? “Keep chillin’, we’ve got a samba-party to host!”
  17. Why was the Brazilian cheese so smooth? Because it knew how to salsa with the samba!
  18. What did the Brazilian cheese say to the wine? “Let’s pair up and samba-taste the night away!”
  19. Why did the Brazilian cheese join the circus? Because it wanted to be a “dairy” daring acrobat!
  20. What’s a Brazilian cheese’s favorite movie genre? Samba-romantic comedy!

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